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Old 09-19-2011, 11:36 AM   #1
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and for today's vampire story...

we present, Nicholas Cage :eek:

[B]Nic Cage is a vampire? That's what an antique photo collector claims, based on Civil War-era photo[/B]



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[QUOTE]Nic Cage has taken on a lot of wacky roles in his career, but even this is strange.

The Oscar-winning actor is a centuries-old real-life vampire -- according to an antique photo collector who's [URL="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nicolas-Cage-Vampire-Photo-1870-Tennessee-/260821098271?pt=Art_Photo_Images&hash=item3cba261f1f"][COLOR=#015fb6]selling [/COLOR][/URL]a Civil-War era photo of a man who is near-identical to Cage.
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Old 09-19-2011, 11:39 AM   #2
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That quite possibly could be the creepiest thing i have ever seen.
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Old 09-19-2011, 11:50 AM   #3
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looks Photoshopped
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Old 09-19-2011, 11:54 AM   #4
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Funny thing is, no one will enjoy this story more than....that wierdo...Nick Cage.

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Old 09-19-2011, 11:55 AM   #5
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[QUOTE=quantum;4149946]looks Photoshopped[/QUOTE]
are you saying conspiracy? He does have the LHO head tilt

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Old 09-19-2011, 12:40 PM   #6
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[QUOTE=jetswin;4149917]we present, Nicholas Cage :eek:

[B]Nic Cage is a vampire? That's what an antique photo collector claims, based on Civil War-era photo[/B]



[IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2011/09/20/alg_nicolas_cage.jpg[/IMG]



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Well, that would certainly help explain his ridiculous hair and penchant for purchasing medieval castles.
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Old 09-19-2011, 12:44 PM   #7
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Quite possibly one of my top 20 movies: Vampires Kiss where Nic Cage flips out and thinks he's a vampire. Darkish kind of comedy.

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Old 09-19-2011, 02:20 PM   #8
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I can see that; vampires aren't known for their acting skills.
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Old 09-20-2011, 06:14 AM   #9
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Sounds like the plot of one of those brutal movies Nicolas Cage's been appearing in to stave off the IRS for the past several years.
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