Any one Have A Bidet

gunnails · 05-04-2008, 01:59 AM

How is that working out for you?

New York Mick · 05-04-2008, 05:08 AM

I had a picture of me using one as a water fountain before but as far as shooting water up my ass after I take a dump, no I never tried.

EY · 05-04-2008, 05:09 AM

a friend of mine's parents had that **** when we were back in grade school... we used to run into their room and shoot it off...

hillarious... the water would get all over the place... i could only imagine what that would do to an anus.

SantanaMoss83 · 05-04-2008, 05:49 AM

whats the point of those things?

LesterLyles · 05-04-2008, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by SantanaMoss83

whats the point of those things?

It is to wash your butt w/ water/soap after a dump. It actually is a great idea but I have tried to use one and it isn't the easiest to use.

AJGunns · 05-04-2008, 08:19 AM

Over/under for Brady reference -12.

Vegi5894 · 05-04-2008, 09:46 AM

alright, without coming off like a weirdo:

I am studying abroad in spain right now, and those ****ers are huge over here. While in a hotel they had one and I tried it out....its just kinda weird. like it doesn't replace the wiping process because if all you did was use the bidet, your a$$ would be soak and wet. Then your like moving from one seat to the other, its awkward as hell.

idk I thought it would be cool, but i was pretty let down once I tried it....just kinda weird.....

One Eye · 05-04-2008, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Vegi5894

alright, without coming off like a weirdo:

I am studying abroad in spain right now, and those ****ers are huge over here. While in a hotel they had one and I tried it out....its just kinda weird. like it doesn't replace the wiping process because if all you did was use the bidet, your a$$ would be soak and wet. Then your like moving from one seat to the other, its awkward as hell.

idk I thought it would be cool, but i was pretty let down once I tried it....just kinda weird.....

First off...i have crohn's disease...so that makes me an expert in any and all things involving ****ting. I was in Italy last summer for the 1st time ever, and got to try out a bidet.

Why Americans don't use these things is beyond me. I have actually taken to buying baby wipes after coming home, b/c my ass never felt clean again after going to the bathroom. Those things are great, although, you are right, they are a little awkward at first.

BTW....i hear the women in Spain are something else...do tell...

Gagoots · 05-04-2008, 09:54 AM

Now this is what I'M TALKING 'BOUT....

http://www.sandman.com/files/IntiMist.wmv

Ratched'sBoy · 05-04-2008, 10:06 AM

It's not just for rectal cleansing. It's mostly used by women, especially during that time of the month.

Gagoots · 05-04-2008, 10:07 AM

Isn't it ironic that the smelliest people in the world take great pains to clean their brown-eyes?

Vegi5894 · 05-04-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Gagoots

Now this is what I'M TALKING 'BOUT....

http://www.sandman.com/files/IntiMist.wmv

HAHAHAHAHAHA that is soooo great, that is the corniest thing I have ever seen!!!!

dan914 · 05-04-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Gagoots

Now this is what I'M TALKING 'BOUT....

http://www.sandman.com/files/IntiMist.wmv

LOL! Haven't seen that at Home Depot yet.

Also, it needs cupholders and a magazine rack!

David Harris · 05-04-2008, 12:07 PM

Good or bad the answer is simple. Anyone arguing the other way simply doesn't know **** (pun intended).

Bidet's are one of the finer inventions ever made. A lot of people don't understand the order of operations and I learned the hard way myself when I destroyed some nice hotel towels with fudge stains.... You drop heat, then you wipe, then you move over to the bidet and get shower clean and pat dry.

People walk around all day with a dirty ass, with dingleberries and odor hidden on their person. It's not a pretty picture when you think about it. Bidet's get you back to square one, fresh and clean, clean. Don't be afraid to go outside of your comfort zone. Use a bidet. And yes, this is one thing the Europeans are absolutely right about and we have no clue.

rayzor · 05-04-2008, 01:03 PM

bidets probably take time getting used to but are obviously the more hygenic choice. one analogy i can think of is imagine you wipe yourself with your own hands. then you just clean your hands with toilet paper. is that better or washing them with running water? nuff said

Jordy · 05-04-2008, 01:14 PM

This is exactly why outsiders are drawn to JI.

Where else can you instantaneously obtain information about subjects such as douching your butthole.

In fact, I bet Gagoots came to JI to read a thread just like this and found himself becoming a Jets fan as a by-product.

Gagoots · 05-04-2008, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordy

This is exactly why outsiders are drawn to JI.

Where else can you instantaneously obtain information about subjects such as douching your butthole.

In fact, I bet Gagoots came to JI to read a thread just like this and found himself becoming a Jets fan as a by-product.

Its funny that you said "by-product" in this thread.
I know I don't post much about football, but I've been a fan since 93.

JetsFan2012 · 05-04-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David Harris

Good or bad the answer is simple. Anyone arguing the other way simply doesn't know **** (pun intended).

Bidet's are one of the finer inventions ever made. A lot of people don't understand the order of operations and I learned the hard way myself when I destroyed some nice hotel towels with fudge stains.... You drop heat, then you wipe, then you move over to the bidet and get shower clean and pat dry.

People walk around all day with a dirty ass, with dingleberries and odor hidden on their person. It's not a pretty picture when you think about it. Bidet's get you back to square one, fresh and clean, clean. Don't be afraid to go outside of your comfort zone. Use a bidet. And yes, this is one thing the Europeans are absolutely right about and we have no clue.

That does sounds pretty nice. On weekends I try to schedule a nice long session right before taking a shower for this very reason.

Jetsrush · 05-04-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gagoots

Now this is what I'M TALKING 'BOUT....

http://www.sandman.com/files/IntiMist.wmv

I have one of these in my country home. I dont bother with the water cleansing. I strictly use the heat setting and wait for the beef jerkey to crackle off.

Timmy® · 05-04-2008, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David Harris

Good or bad the answer is simple. Anyone arguing the other way simply doesn't know **** (pun intended).

Bidet's are one of the finer inventions ever made. A lot of people don't understand the order of operations and I learned the hard way myself when I destroyed some nice hotel towels with fudge stains.... You drop heat, then you wipe, then you move over to the bidet and get shower clean and pat dry.

People walk around all day with a dirty ass, with dingleberries and odor hidden on their person. It's not a pretty picture when you think about it. Bidet's get you back to square one, fresh and clean, clean. Don't be afraid to go outside of your comfort zone. Use a bidet. And yes, this is one thing the Europeans are absolutely right about and we have no clue.

DO men use bidets, I thought they were for chicks?

05-04-2008, 01:59 AM	#1
gunnails All League Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,568	Any one Have A Bidet How is that working out for you? Last edited by gunnails; 05-04-2008 at 02:01 AM.

05-04-2008, 05:08 AM	#2
New York Mick Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ft Lauderdale by way of New York Posts: 13,208	I had a picture of me using one as a water fountain before but as far as shooting water up my ass after I take a dump, no I never tried.

05-04-2008, 05:09 AM	#3
EY Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14,908	a friend of mine's parents had that **** when we were back in grade school... we used to run into their room and shoot it off... hillarious... the water would get all over the place... i could only imagine what that would do to an anus.

05-04-2008, 05:49 AM	#4
SantanaMoss83 All League Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 608	whats the point of those things?

05-04-2008, 08:19 AM	#6
AJGunns Say no to Chicken Little. Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,454	Over/under for Brady reference -12.

05-04-2008, 09:46 AM	#7
Vegi5894 Practice Squad Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 493	alright, without coming off like a weirdo: I am studying abroad in spain right now, and those ****ers are huge over here. While in a hotel they had one and I tried it out....its just kinda weird. like it doesn't replace the wiping process because if all you did was use the bidet, your a$$ would be soak and wet. Then your like moving from one seat to the other, its awkward as hell. idk I thought it would be cool, but i was pretty let down once I tried it....just kinda weird.....

05-04-2008, 09:54 AM	#9
Gagoots Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,564	Now this is what I'M TALKING 'BOUT.... http://www.sandman.com/files/IntiMist.wmv

05-04-2008, 10:06 AM	#10
Ratched'sBoy Mentally Catheterized Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 152	It's not just for rectal cleansing. It's mostly used by women, especially during that time of the month.

05-04-2008, 10:07 AM	#11
Gagoots Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,564	Isn't it ironic that the smelliest people in the world take great pains to clean their brown-eyes?

05-04-2008, 12:07 PM	#14
David Harris All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Murray Hill Posts: 7,101	Good or bad the answer is simple. Anyone arguing the other way simply doesn't know **** (pun intended). Bidet's are one of the finer inventions ever made. A lot of people don't understand the order of operations and I learned the hard way myself when I destroyed some nice hotel towels with fudge stains.... You drop heat, then you wipe, then you move over to the bidet and get shower clean and pat dry. People walk around all day with a dirty ass, with dingleberries and odor hidden on their person. It's not a pretty picture when you think about it. Bidet's get you back to square one, fresh and clean, clean. Don't be afraid to go outside of your comfort zone. Use a bidet. And yes, this is one thing the Europeans are absolutely right about and we have no clue.

05-04-2008, 01:03 PM	#15
rayzor Practice Squad Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 321	bidets probably take time getting used to but are obviously the more hygenic choice. one analogy i can think of is imagine you wipe yourself with your own hands. then you just clean your hands with toilet paper. is that better or washing them with running water? nuff said

05-04-2008, 01:14 PM	#16
Jordy Keeping it real... Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tårnby, Denmark Posts: 23,145	This is exactly why outsiders are drawn to JI. Where else can you instantaneously obtain information about subjects such as douching your butthole. In fact, I bet Gagoots came to JI to read a thread just like this and found himself becoming a Jets fan as a by-product.