OT: The Happening (movie) - Page 3

Maury77 · 06-15-2008, 01:38 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;2583718]Just saw The Happening last night. Worse movie Night has ever made. It was far worse than Indiana Jones this Summer and I feel I'm now 0 for 2 on seeing movies this Summer. [B]Only The Dark Night can save me now!
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I won't spoil the movie (you can spoil your whole night just by going to see it) but it's just so bad I can't even describe it. Very disappointed.[/QUOTE]

Go see Ironman and Hulk.

Untouchable · 06-15-2008, 01:47 PM

*SPOILER*

The plants secrete a gas that makes humans kill themselves.

More dogsh*t from M Knight.

Save your money.

Martin&theJets · 06-15-2008, 05:13 PM

this movie is down right garbage. this is by far m. knights worst movie i was extremely dissapointed. If i any one is interested in seeing this movie dont waste your time or money instead go see the hulk or something. If anyone wants a comparision, lady in the water blew the happening away by a mile.

Untouchable · 06-15-2008, 05:18 PM

The plants give off a gas that makes humans kill themselves.

Yeah, I spoiled it. Who cares? This was the worst movie I've paid money to see in a LONG time.

I just saved you 2 hours of your life and atleast $10 in theatre costs.

M Knight is the most god awful, overrated director in Hollywood.

thebigragu · 06-15-2008, 05:24 PM

[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584659]The plants give off a gas that makes humans kill themselves.

Yeah, I spoiled it. Who cares? This was the worst movie I've paid money to see in a LONG time.

I just saved you 2 hours of your life and atleast $10 in theatre costs.

M Knight is the most god awful, overrated director in Hollywood.[/QUOTE]

I was about to go see it tonight with the father in law It's that bad plants releasing gas you're ****ing me

Martin&theJets · 06-15-2008, 05:25 PM

yup you heard it ladies and gents. the plants take revenge on the humans because we pollute the earth and speed up global warming and they release some gas thus causing people to commit suicide.

BrowningNagle · 06-15-2008, 06:51 PM

[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584659]The plants give off a gas that makes humans kill themselves.

Yeah, I spoiled it. Who cares? This was the worst movie I've paid money to see in a LONG time.

I just saved you 2 hours of your life and atleast $10 in theatre costs.

M Knight is the most god awful, overrated director in Hollywood.[/QUOTE]

dude - I was going to be pissed at you for ruining it........after registering what the twist was.....thank you!!!!!!

MagroCrag · 06-15-2008, 07:43 PM

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JetsFan2012 · 06-15-2008, 07:45 PM

[QUOTE=Martin&theJets;2584666]yup you heard it ladies and gents. the plants take revenge on the humans because we pollute the earth and speed up global warming and they release some gas thus causing people to commit suicide.[/QUOTE]

...

Wow, I guess those spoilers read online were true. I thought, no way, that can't be right.

What a load. You suck, M. Night ****head.

FF2® · 06-15-2008, 07:45 PM

Soylent Green is people.

Fishooked · 06-15-2008, 08:16 PM

[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584659]The plants give off a gas that makes humans kill themselves.

Yeah, I spoiled it. Who cares? This was the worst movie I've paid money to see in a LONG time.

I just saved you 2 hours of your life and atleast $10 in theatre costs.

M Knight is the most god awful, overrated director in Hollywood.[/QUOTE]

Dude...stilll WTF?
I was going to pickup the bootleg and yeah, maybe it might suck and more than likely I'll hate it, but I would have liked to find that part out for myself.
It's not up to you to judge giving away spoilers n **** because YOU didn't like it. Jerk.

Untouchable · 06-15-2008, 08:23 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;2584775]Dude...stilll WTF?
I was going to pickup the bootleg and yeah, maybe it might suck and more than likely I'll hate it, but I would have liked to find that part out for myself.
It's not up to you to judge giving away spoilers n **** because YOU didn't like it. Jerk.[/QUOTE]

You find out not even halfway through the movie. No twist at the end like the majority of M Knight's other trash.

You just don't understand.

This film is the very definition of crap. Stinky, smelly, greasy, utter crap!

The Ego Trip · 06-15-2008, 08:25 PM

Yeah that was a dick move. Regardless of how bad it is, you're really just one of [I]those[/I] guys, aren't ya?

Martin&theJets · 06-15-2008, 08:28 PM

[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584781]You find out not even halfway through the movie. No twist at the end like the [B]majority of M Knight's other trash[/B].

You just don't understand.

This film is the very definition of crap. Stinky, smelly, greasy, utter crap![/QUOTE]

i thought most of his other movies were pretty good, except lady in the water which was just average. But one thing i dont get Untouchable was when mark whelberg walked in that room and said mrs. so and so and that doll was just laying there in her bed that was so random and off topic.

Untouchable · 06-15-2008, 08:29 PM

[QUOTE=The Ego Trip;2584784]Yeah that was a dick move. Regardless of how bad it is, you're really just one of [I]those[/I] guys, aren't ya?[/QUOTE]

Normally I would never give away spoilers. I hate when people tell me the outcome of movies beforehand.

But this? This crap that was smeared all over film then distributed to theatres throughout the country?

I just couldn't help myself.

This film was terrible. Not mediocre, not bad, the kind of film that makes you wanna put a contract on M Knight's head.

-10/10

Untouchable · 06-15-2008, 08:32 PM

[QUOTE=Martin&theJets;2584786]i thought most of his other movies were pretty good, except lady in the water which was just average. But one thing i dont get Untouchable was when mark whelberg walked in that room and said mrs. so and so and that doll was just laying there in her bed that was so random and off topic.[/QUOTE]

I enjoyed "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable". That's about it.

But this movie was flatout horrible.

Seriously, the worst film I've seen in theatres in roughly ten years.

FF2® · 06-15-2008, 08:32 PM

The chick in The Crying Game has a wiener.:eek:

Martin&theJets · 06-15-2008, 08:34 PM

[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584790]I enjoyed "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable". That's about it.

But this movie was flatout horrible.

Seriously, the worst film I've seen in theatres in roughly ten years.[/QUOTE]

I really enjoyed signs and the village. The village would have been so much better if the things were actually real and not humans dressed up in costumes.

elot · 06-15-2008, 08:34 PM

I saw it, and found it to be so ridiculous that it was funny. I was laughing quite a bit, and i would go again if it was free.

eLOT

Martin&theJets · 06-15-2008, 08:38 PM

[QUOTE=elot;2584793]I saw it, and found it to be so ridiculous that it was funny. I was laughing quite a bit, and i would go again if it was free.

eLOT[/QUOTE]

When Mark Whelberg told his wife about the day he went into the pharmacy...

man that was great. that was the best part of the movie.

06-15-2008, 05:13 PM	#43
Martin&theJets gonna butter your bread. All Pro Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: FL Posts: 958	The Happening this movie is down right garbage. this is by far m. knights worst movie i was extremely dissapointed. If i any one is interested in seeing this movie dont waste your time or money instead go see the hulk or something. If anyone wants a comparision, lady in the water blew the happening away by a mile. Last edited by Martin&theJets; 06-15-2008 at 08:40 PM.

06-15-2008, 08:16 PM	#51
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,721	[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584659]The plants give off a gas that makes humans kill themselves. Yeah, I spoiled it. Who cares? This was the worst movie I've paid money to see in a LONG time. I just saved you 2 hours of your life and atleast $10 in theatre costs. M Knight is the most god awful, overrated director in Hollywood.[/QUOTE] Dude...stilll WTF? I was going to pickup the bootleg and yeah, maybe it might suck and more than likely I'll hate it, but I would have liked to find that part out for myself. It's not up to you to judge giving away spoilers n **** because YOU didn't like it. Jerk. Last edited by Fishooked; 06-15-2008 at 08:19 PM.

06-15-2008, 01:38 PM	#41
Maury77 Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,087	[QUOTE=jetstream23;2583718]Just saw The Happening last night. Worse movie Night has ever made. It was far worse than Indiana Jones this Summer and I feel I'm now 0 for 2 on seeing movies this Summer. [B]Only The Dark Night can save me now! [/B] I won't spoil the movie (you can spoil your whole night just by going to see it) but it's just so bad I can't even describe it. Very disappointed.[/QUOTE] Go see Ironman and Hulk.

06-15-2008, 01:47 PM	#42
Untouchable Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,404	SPOILER The plants secrete a gas that makes humans kill themselves. More dogsh*t from M Knight. Save your money.

06-15-2008, 05:18 PM	#44
Untouchable Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,404	The plants give off a gas that makes humans kill themselves. Yeah, I spoiled it. Who cares? This was the worst movie I've paid money to see in a LONG time. I just saved you 2 hours of your life and atleast $10 in theatre costs. M Knight is the most god awful, overrated director in Hollywood.

06-15-2008, 05:24 PM	#45
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584659]The plants give off a gas that makes humans kill themselves. Yeah, I spoiled it. Who cares? This was the worst movie I've paid money to see in a LONG time. I just saved you 2 hours of your life and atleast $10 in theatre costs. M Knight is the most god awful, overrated director in Hollywood.[/QUOTE] I was about to go see it tonight with the father in law It's that bad plants releasing gas you're ****ing me

06-15-2008, 05:25 PM	#46
Martin&theJets gonna butter your bread. All Pro Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: FL Posts: 958	yup you heard it ladies and gents. the plants take revenge on the humans because we pollute the earth and speed up global warming and they release some gas thus causing people to commit suicide.

06-15-2008, 06:51 PM	#47
BrowningNagle Rookie Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 869	[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584659]The plants give off a gas that makes humans kill themselves. Yeah, I spoiled it. Who cares? This was the worst movie I've paid money to see in a LONG time. I just saved you 2 hours of your life and atleast $10 in theatre costs. M Knight is the most god awful, overrated director in Hollywood.[/QUOTE] dude - I was going to be pissed at you for ruining it........after registering what the twist was.....thank you!!!!!!

06-15-2008, 07:43 PM	#48
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06-15-2008, 07:45 PM	#49
JetsFan2012 Waterboy Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 0	[QUOTE=Martin&theJets;2584666]yup you heard it ladies and gents. the plants take revenge on the humans because we pollute the earth and speed up global warming and they release some gas thus causing people to commit suicide.[/QUOTE] ... Wow, I guess those spoilers read online were true. I thought, no way, that can't be right. What a load. You suck, M. Night ****head.

06-15-2008, 07:45 PM	#50
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,212	Soylent Green is people.

06-15-2008, 08:23 PM	#52
Untouchable Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,404	[QUOTE=Fishooked;2584775]Dude...stilll WTF? I was going to pickup the bootleg and yeah, maybe it might suck and more than likely I'll hate it, but I would have liked to find that part out for myself. It's not up to you to judge giving away spoilers n **** because YOU didn't like it. Jerk.[/QUOTE] You find out not even halfway through the movie. No twist at the end like the majority of M Knight's other trash. You just don't understand. This film is the very definition of crap. Stinky, smelly, greasy, utter crap!

06-15-2008, 08:25 PM	#53
The Ego Trip Take it sleazy Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Apalachin Posts: 1,223	Yeah that was a dick move. Regardless of how bad it is, you're really just one of [I]those[/I] guys, aren't ya?

06-15-2008, 08:28 PM	#54
Martin&theJets gonna butter your bread. All Pro Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: FL Posts: 958	[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584781]You find out not even halfway through the movie. No twist at the end like the [B]majority of M Knight's other trash[/B]. You just don't understand. This film is the very definition of crap. Stinky, smelly, greasy, utter crap![/QUOTE] i thought most of his other movies were pretty good, except lady in the water which was just average. But one thing i dont get Untouchable was when mark whelberg walked in that room and said mrs. so and so and that doll was just laying there in her bed that was so random and off topic.

06-15-2008, 08:29 PM	#55
Untouchable Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,404	[QUOTE=The Ego Trip;2584784]Yeah that was a dick move. Regardless of how bad it is, you're really just one of [I]those[/I] guys, aren't ya?[/QUOTE] Normally I would never give away spoilers. I hate when people tell me the outcome of movies beforehand. But this? This crap that was smeared all over film then distributed to theatres throughout the country? I just couldn't help myself. This film was terrible. Not mediocre, not bad, the kind of film that makes you wanna put a contract on M Knight's head. -10/10

06-15-2008, 08:32 PM	#56
Untouchable Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,404	[QUOTE=Martin&theJets;2584786]i thought most of his other movies were pretty good, except lady in the water which was just average. But one thing i dont get Untouchable was when mark whelberg walked in that room and said mrs. so and so and that doll was just laying there in her bed that was so random and off topic.[/QUOTE] I enjoyed "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable". That's about it. But this movie was flatout horrible. Seriously, the worst film I've seen in theatres in roughly ten years.

06-15-2008, 08:34 PM	#58
Martin&theJets gonna butter your bread. All Pro Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: FL Posts: 958	[QUOTE=Untouchable;2584790]I enjoyed "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable". That's about it. But this movie was flatout horrible. Seriously, the worst film I've seen in theatres in roughly ten years.[/QUOTE] I really enjoyed signs and the village. The village would have been so much better if the things were actually real and not humans dressed up in costumes.

06-15-2008, 08:34 PM	#59
elot All League Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 875	I saw it, and found it to be so ridiculous that it was funny. I was laughing quite a bit, and i would go again if it was free. eLOT

06-15-2008, 08:38 PM	#60
Martin&theJets gonna butter your bread. All Pro Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: FL Posts: 958	[QUOTE=elot;2584793]I saw it, and found it to be so ridiculous that it was funny. I was laughing quite a bit, and i would go again if it was free. eLOT[/QUOTE] When Mark Whelberg told his wife about the day he went into the pharmacy... man that was great. that was the best part of the movie.