Mike Tyson - Gangsta!

Klecko73isGod · 06-13-2008, 09:31 PM

[url]http://sports.yahoo.com/box/news?slug=ap-tyson-gangtrial&prov=ap&type=lgns[/url]

Don Iron Mike puts a hit out on gangbangers?

FF2® · 06-13-2008, 10:11 PM

You hear about MaineJet and his Moose killing thingie?

32green · 06-14-2008, 08:02 AM

Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems:

(On his own character)
“He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

(To Razor Ruddock)
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

(On going to the zoo)
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

(on infantile retards)
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

(On human compassion)
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

Sparky24 · 06-14-2008, 09:19 AM

[QUOTE=32green;2583335]Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems:

(On his own character)
“He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

(To Razor Ruddock)
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

(On going to the zoo)
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

(on infantile retards)
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

(On human compassion)
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."[/QUOTE]

I would pay to watch a reality show with him.

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Untouchable · 06-14-2008, 09:28 AM

Iron Mike!! :rockon:

acepepe · 06-14-2008, 10:06 AM

[QUOTE=32green;2583335]Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems:

(On his own character)
“He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

(To Razor Ruddock)
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

(On going to the zoo)
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big SILVERBACK gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

(on infantile retards)
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

(On human compassion)
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."[/QUOTE]
I'll put my money on the SILVERBACK against tyson in a round of jepordy

AnthonySerp · 06-14-2008, 10:53 AM

[QUOTE=acepepe;2583424]I'll put my money on the SILVERBACK against tyson in a round of jepordy[/QUOTE]

LMAO

shodan9999 · 06-14-2008, 12:32 PM

[QUOTE=32green;2583335]Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems:

(On his own character)
“He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

(To Razor Ruddock)
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

(On going to the zoo)
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

(on infantile retards)
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

(On human compassion)
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."[/QUOTE]

I would have open the cage !

woodside · 06-14-2008, 02:48 PM

[QUOTE=acepepe;2583424]I'll put my money on the SILVERBACK against tyson in a round of jepordy[/QUOTE]

lol classic. I'd be willing to bet that the infentile retard was a chowds fan as well.

acepepe · 06-14-2008, 04:16 PM

[QUOTE=shodan9999;2583612]I would have open the cage ![/QUOTE]

Spoken like Tyson too.

TechJet · 06-14-2008, 06:37 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;2583079]You hear about MaineJet and his Moose killing thingie?[/QUOTE]

yeah! I heardit somewhere maineJet is a moose killaah.

FF2® · 06-14-2008, 07:35 PM

[QUOTE=woodside;2583731]lol classic. I'd be willing to bet that the infentile retard was a chowds fan as well.[/QUOTE]

maybe the retard chowd fan could spell "infentile" correctly. :rolleyes:

crazyeffinjetsfan · 06-14-2008, 07:46 PM

Why does Mike need a bodyguard? :huh:

neckdemon · 06-14-2008, 08:15 PM

y'know what's sad. tyson is probably stupid enough to have gone into the cage thinking he could wreck the gorilla. idk about you..but i think it would have been highly entertaining to watch mike tyson be beaten by a 400 lb. gorilla.

acepepe · 06-14-2008, 08:35 PM

[QUOTE=neckdemon;2583926]y'know what's sad. tyson is probably stupid enough to have gone into the cage thinking he could wreck the gorilla. idk about you..but i think it would have been highly entertaining to watch mike tyson be beaten by a 400 lb. gorilla.[/QUOTE]

he lost to buster douglas, close enough.

woodside · 06-15-2008, 09:00 AM

[QUOTE=FF2®;2583896]maybe the retard chowd fan could spell "infentile" correctly. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

I guess that you could

06-13-2008, 09:31 PM	#1
Klecko73isGod Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 22,750	Mike Tyson - Gangsta! [url]http://sports.yahoo.com/box/news?slug=ap-tyson-gangtrial&prov=ap&type=lgns[/url] Don Iron Mike puts a hit out on gangbangers?

06-13-2008, 10:11 PM	#2
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,223	You hear about MaineJet and his Moose killing thingie?

06-14-2008, 08:02 AM	#3
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems: (On his own character) “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.” (To Razor Ruddock) "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." (On going to the zoo) "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." (on infantile retards) "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." (On human compassion) "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

06-14-2008, 09:19 AM	#4
Sparky24 Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,346	[QUOTE=32green;2583335]Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems: (On his own character) “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.” (To Razor Ruddock) "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." (On going to the zoo) "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." (on infantile retards) "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." (On human compassion) "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."[/QUOTE] I would pay to watch a reality show with him. [url]

06-14-2008, 09:28 AM	#5
Untouchable Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,409	Iron Mike!! :rockon:

06-14-2008, 10:06 AM	#6
acepepe All League Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,428	[QUOTE=32green;2583335]Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems: (On his own character) “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.” (To Razor Ruddock) "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." (On going to the zoo) "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big SILVERBACK gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." (on infantile retards) "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." (On human compassion) "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."[/QUOTE] I'll put my money on the SILVERBACK against tyson in a round of jepordy

06-14-2008, 10:53 AM	#7
AnthonySerp All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Shaolin Posts: 6,455	[QUOTE=acepepe;2583424]I'll put my money on the SILVERBACK against tyson in a round of jepordy[/QUOTE] LMAO

06-14-2008, 12:32 PM	#8
shodan9999 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,632	[QUOTE=32green;2583335]Gotta love a guy whose addled brain produced these gems: (On his own character) “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.” (To Razor Ruddock) "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." (On going to the zoo) "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." (on infantile retards) "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." (On human compassion) "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."[/QUOTE] I would have open the cage !

06-14-2008, 02:48 PM	#9
woodside Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,191	[QUOTE=acepepe;2583424]I'll put my money on the SILVERBACK against tyson in a round of jepordy[/QUOTE] lol classic. I'd be willing to bet that the infentile retard was a chowds fan as well.

06-14-2008, 04:16 PM	#10
acepepe All League Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,428	[QUOTE=shodan9999;2583612]I would have open the cage ![/QUOTE] Spoken like Tyson too.

06-14-2008, 06:37 PM	#11
TechJet Still waiting for the next Jet SB crown. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Fr:NYC to Mid Ga. Posts: 8,548	[QUOTE=FF2®;2583079]You hear about MaineJet and his Moose killing thingie?[/QUOTE] yeah! I heardit somewhere maineJet is a moose killaah.

06-14-2008, 07:35 PM	#12
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,223	[QUOTE=woodside;2583731]lol classic. I'd be willing to bet that the infentile retard was a chowds fan as well.[/QUOTE] maybe the retard chowd fan could spell "infentile" correctly. :rolleyes:

06-14-2008, 07:46 PM	#13
crazyeffinjetsfan feels like his head is in a popcorn machine. All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Middlesex County, NJ Posts: 3,305	Why does Mike need a bodyguard? :huh:

06-14-2008, 08:15 PM	#14
neckdemon Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,055	y'know what's sad. tyson is probably stupid enough to have gone into the cage thinking he could wreck the gorilla. idk about you..but i think it would have been highly entertaining to watch mike tyson be beaten by a 400 lb. gorilla.

06-14-2008, 08:35 PM	#15
acepepe All League Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,428	[QUOTE=neckdemon;2583926]y'know what's sad. tyson is probably stupid enough to have gone into the cage thinking he could wreck the gorilla. idk about you..but i think it would have been highly entertaining to watch mike tyson be beaten by a 400 lb. gorilla.[/QUOTE] he lost to buster douglas, close enough.

06-15-2008, 09:00 AM	#16
woodside Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,191	[QUOTE=FF2®;2583896]maybe the retard chowd fan could spell "infentile" correctly. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] I guess that you could