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Old 06-30-2008, 11:44 PM   #1
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You know you've got Gonorrhea when...

* Pain or burning during urination
* Thick, yellow penile discharge
* Inflammation or infection of a duct in the testicles
* Infection or inflammation of the prostate
* You've come in contact with this man.

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Old 06-30-2008, 11:45 PM   #2
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You're from Boston.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:46 PM   #3
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* Inflammation or infection of a duct in the testicles
ah yes. sweet memories of the summer of 1989...
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:47 PM   #4
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* Pain or burning during urination
* Thick, yellow penile discharge
* Inflammation or infection of a duct in the testicles
* Infection or inflammation of the prostate
Damn...this is timely for me. Saved me from posting in the random thoughts thread. Thanks EY.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:49 PM   #5
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... you start a thread listing the symptoms of gonorrhea.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:49 PM   #6
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:50 PM   #7
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Thats just wrong.

Funny. But wrong.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:53 PM   #8
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Gaggots! Are you and old and cranky Italian man?
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:54 PM   #9
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Thats just wrong.

Funny. But wrong.
...nevermind...

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Old 06-30-2008, 11:55 PM   #10
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OT: Someone please kill Stuart Scott. PLEASE.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:56 PM   #11
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That middle brother looks like a real tough guy. Like he's hiding brass knuckles in that jacket pocket.

Look at the look on his face! What a little bastard.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:57 PM   #12
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OT: Someone please kill Stuart Scott. PLEASE.
He was doing highlights from the Euro '08 soccer tournament yesterday, and I'm not exaggerating when I say my ears started hemorrhaging blood.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:59 PM   #13
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Hahaha - that's my VD
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:00 AM   #14
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Hahaha - that's my VS face.
VD face?
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:01 AM   #15
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VD face?
You're a sneak, Yellin.
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:03 AM   #16
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OT: Someone please kill Stuart Scott. PLEASE.

Send him a hooker with gonorrhea.

Maybe that's why his eye is lazy! 69 Gonorrhea........brings a tear to the eye!
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