OT: Kobe24jets' identity revealed?

IM3 · 08-19-2008, 06:19 PM

kobe=Marques Slocumb -realtalk-

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What is your favorite song of all time?

Just another n***a- state property II

Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

got a **** lion now come **** wit me

Who do you admire most?

My mom CARLA, dat ***** da ****, i love her i think she da realest ***** alive

Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?

****in real

When do you plan on getting married?

it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life

Get the number or give the number?

i would have 2 say bof

Romance or Kinky Sex?

it dont matta however i can get it

How do you feel?

i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person… lol….not really dont be dat person

What size shoe do you wear?

a big enouf size 2 boot chu da **** up outta here

T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel

sprint/nextel *****! dey got da best phones

Would you rather be hot or cold?

****in warm **** dat hot **** and dat cold **** Id rather it be in da middle

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

what da ****! i needs bof of my mutha****in body parts

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?

opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no

What is your favorite clothing brand?

state property, im on my philly **** im on my jawn… lol

Most Memorable Past?

**** i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?

96 impala ss

Your favorite Disney Films?

**** disney

Why did the chicken cross the road?

cuz he was all fiend out

Do you support Paris?

why should i

Where is Waldo?

i killed dat punk mutha****a he owed me money

Favorite element?

i would have 2 go with………….. water

What was your last thought?

why da **** am i doin dis interview

Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?

i dont give a **** i just want 2 get on

Who are you going to vote for in 2008?

me

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?

i want sum milk and cookies

Favorite fruit?

watermelon

Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?

dam ma****a u just ****ed up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes

Are you a cat or a dog person?

im ****in wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

deaf btu dam neither

Define yourself in 3 words…

im da ****

Do you eat cold cereal at night?

what da **** is cold cereal

What is your favorite TV show?

the wire

Kill the spider or let it out?

man! **** dat spider

Do you shower every single day?

**** i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?

**** ima be askin him 4 sum change

Boat or bus?

bus *****! i cant swim

Where do you want to travel next?

da future

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out

I be like yea and den ima rob em’, ima steal all his **** and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat mutha****a

What is your favorite food?

I like 2 licky licky licky licky… lol

Do you read harry potter books?

who da **** is dat!

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat **** overrated

Have you had a beer in the last week?

**** I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest *****! im ready 4 da boot!

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?

Bof of dem ****s is nasty but i **** wit gatorade

Favorite body part?

my whole ****in body

Flip flops or sandles?

come on now! what type of question is dat?

What do you do on fridays?

whatever da **** i feel like doin

Do you like bananas?

do u

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday....arques-slocum/

Saw this on deadspin.

JETS_for_life · 08-19-2008, 06:23 PM

Well I don't know, I'm going to go ahead and guess his real identity is...IM3 maybe?

Savage69 · 08-19-2008, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JETS_for_life

Well I don't know, I'm going to go ahead and guess his real identity is...IM3 maybe?

thebigragu · 08-19-2008, 06:33 PM

Hilarious Bring Back Kobe

Starkweather · 08-19-2008, 06:58 PM

Who cares????

deadringer · 08-19-2008, 07:05 PM

a little old, but always classic...the **** lion comment is an instant classic...

dbatesman · 08-19-2008, 07:09 PM

How is this off-topic?

IM3 · 08-19-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by deadringer

a little old, but always classic...the **** lion comment is an instant classic...

I saw playa4life and said I have to post this for kobe's fans

JStokes · 08-19-2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by IM3

I saw playa4life and said I have to post this for kobe's fans

I miss Playa.

He was so ghetto.

But in a Staten Island Mall kind of ghetto way.

IRONFAN 40 · 08-19-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JStokes

I miss Playa.

He was so ghetto.

But in a Staten Island Mall kind of ghetto way.

LOL...
I miss the good ole SBIII and Kobe threads..

32green · 08-19-2008, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by IM3

I saw playa4life and said I have to post this for kobe's fans

You did? Who did you say this to?

Mom?

-real talk-

JETS_for_life · 08-19-2008, 11:01 PM

WoodyPaige? Where's your customary response in a kobe thread?

Mike D · 08-19-2008, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by IM3

I saw playa4life and said I have to post this for kobe's fans

All one of you?

WoodyPaige · 08-20-2008, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JETS_for_life

WoodyPaige? Where's your customary response in a kobe thread?

Right here. Bring back Kobe.

WoodyPaige · 08-20-2008, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike D

All one of you?

He has at least two.

08-19-2008, 06:23 PM	#2
JETS_for_life Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 8,091	Well I don't know, I'm going to go ahead and guess his real identity is...IM3 maybe?

08-19-2008, 06:33 PM	#4
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	Hilarious Bring Back Kobe

08-19-2008, 06:58 PM	#5
Starkweather ......... whatever. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 13, Knights Who say Ni street, Long Island, NY. Posts: 7,824	Who cares????

08-19-2008, 07:05 PM	#6
deadringer Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Camden, NJ Posts: 4,746	a little old, but always classic...the **** lion comment is an instant classic...

08-19-2008, 07:09 PM	#7
dbatesman Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Champaign, IL by way of Freehold, NJ Posts: 3,808	How is this off-topic?

08-19-2008, 11:01 PM	#12
JETS_for_life Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 8,091	WoodyPaige? Where's your customary response in a kobe thread?