The friggin' game isn't on in Jacksonville

[Jbro22]

Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot

I can't imagine why the native Floridians don't like the NY expatriates more.

Everyone in FL has NY in there bloodline. Its a proven fact.

[WoodyPaige]

I just read the whole thing. Amazing stuff.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

"Come on people, CALL!!!!!

lol

[EY]

Originally Posted by RutgersJetFan

That really might be the best Photoshop job ever for JI.

I mean.....if it actually WERE a photoshop and EY knew how to edit photos. Hypothetically speaking of course.

my side hurts.

[IM3]

Great stuff.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by 32green

LOL perfect...too bad he was sponsored by Norelco, and not Gillette. I loved that abomdible snowman

[Lone Star Lady]

Absolutely great thread. I was roflmao on this. Unbelievable, you guys are hysterical.

We're weren't getting the Jets either until the hurricane moved the Houston game to Monday night. So it looks as if we'll see the Jets here in Texas, assuming we have power and no major damage from IKE.

[Fishooked]

[ARodFLKeysJetsFan]

Originally Posted by Klecko73isGod

I just called our local CBS affilliate and the assclown that answered the phone told me that they are showing the Dolphins-Cardinals game at 4 on Sunday.

Douchebag: Well, Tom Brady isn't playing.

Me: Brett Favre is playing.

Douchebag: That's true, Brett Favre is playing and we will be showing some Jets games this year but just not this week.

Me: Don't you think you'd get better ratings with the Jets-Pats than Dolphins-Cardinals? It's a much more appealing game.

Douchebag: That's your opinion.

Me: What if you got tons of phone calls and emails asking to show the Jets game?

Douchebag: Well, it would have to be quite a flood of people asking for that game and right now, believe it or not, there is a bigger flood for Miami.

Me: That's because local Dolphins fans were probably scared their game wouldn't be on so they called in because they suck.

Douchebag hangs up on me.

Help me get the game on locally JI:

programming@cbs47.com

(904) 996-0400 (ask for the programming department.)

This is exactly why I finally broke down this year and switched from comcast to Direct T.V. with NFL's Sunday ticket.

So I don't have to dick around with sh!tty Florida cable anymore !!!

[ARodFLKeysJetsFan]

Originally Posted by JetStream

And on the back it can say... "I was Gonna make Ribs!"

This is too friggin' funny.

[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by Klecko73isGod

I'll still get to see the game. I'll just go to a bar. But I'd much rather watch from the comfort of my own home.

I was gonna make ribs.

Oh man! Now what am I gonna do? I lost my a$$ in rib futures!

[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

F that site is right and f tampa while I'm at it. I' planned on everybody coming over her on sunday bought the food the brew the ****ing extra chairs. And now cbs in tampa decides to show ****ing eco adventure I am still livid. F this whole state and that site with its ****ing colors

Sue the effin station for duress and expenses for your party.

[JohnnyHector]

So, is the game going to be on in Jacksonville or not? I can't take the suspense...

[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by Austin

http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/2008-02-CBS2.html

Maybe this is wrong, but according to this distribution map Jacksonville will be getting the Jets game...

I've had situations where the locals say one thing, and the map turns out to be right. Don't underestimate the power of the map!!!

[JiF]

Originally Posted by Austin

http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/2008-02-CBS2.html

Maybe this is wrong, but according to this distribution map Jacksonville will be getting the Jets game...

That sight is a big fat liar. Did you read the intial post by Kleck? They teased us, 8th grade style. I thought I found the slut that everyone said would let me get to third and she only let me get to 1st.

Thats how I feel about this situation.

[ARodFLKeysJetsFan]

Originally Posted by EY

This has got to be the funniest thread EVER!!!!

Or at least the funniest one I have read.

[Klecko73isGod]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHector

So, is the game going to be on in Jacksonville or not? I can't take the suspense...

The more emails are sent, the better our chances.

[ARodFLKeysJetsFan]

Originally Posted by Klecko73isGod

The more emails are sent, the better our chances.

Direct T.V. 73RibstoGo

[Klecko73isGod]

Originally Posted by ARodKeyWestJetsFan

Direct T.V. 73RibstoGo

Short fisherman, beaten to death in parking lot.

[ARodFLKeysJetsFan]

Originally Posted by Klecko73isGod

Short fisherman, beaten to death in parking lot.

Just promise me you'll wipe your mouth first Kleck.

Better yet, save your aggression for the assclown/douchebag cable operator.