$4,341

Dr. Zaius · 10-02-2009, 01:40 PM

27 minutes a day.
5 days a week.
135 minutes a week.
540 minutes a month.

7,020 minutes a year.

$4,341 before taxes.

I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."

Carlton · 10-02-2009, 01:45 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286033]27 minutes a day.
5 days a week.
135 minutes a week.
540 minutes a month.

7,020 minutes a year.

$4,341 before taxes.

I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."[/QUOTE]

I just spent a couple minutes figuring out your approximate salary on my company's dime. Good times.:yes:

quantum · 10-02-2009, 01:47 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286033]27 minutes a day.
5 days a week.
135 minutes a week.
540 minutes a month.

7,020 minutes a year.

$4,341 before taxes.

I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."[/QUOTE]

Now do JI Posting Time....

PlumberKhan · 10-02-2009, 01:48 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3286057]Now do JI Posting Time....[/QUOTE]

lol...that was my next suggestion...:P

Warfish · 10-02-2009, 01:49 PM

[QUOTE=Polidore22;3286054]I just spent a couple minutes figuring out your approximate salary on my companies dime. Good times.:yes:[/QUOTE]

And many read about it on their companies time. The Interweb sure is funny sometimes.

Dr. Zaius · 10-02-2009, 01:52 PM

[QUOTE=Polidore22;3286054]I just spent a couple minutes figuring out your approximate salary on my companies dime. Good times.:yes:[/QUOTE]

What'd you come up with?

Dr. Zaius · 10-02-2009, 01:53 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3286057]Now do JI Posting Time....[/QUOTE]

Aren't the two acts sort of the same?

JStokes · 10-02-2009, 01:55 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286033][B]27 minutes a day[/B].
5 days a week.
135 minutes a week.
540 minutes a month.

7,020 minutes a year.

$4,341 before taxes.

I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."[/QUOTE]

You spend 27 minutes a day on the bowl?

Your hemarroids must hang like figs.

_

jetswin · 10-02-2009, 01:56 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286068]What'd you come up with?[/QUOTE]
$108.624.00

BURGERMIKE · 10-02-2009, 01:56 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286071]Aren't the two acts sort of the same?[/QUOTE]

Not if the time is on insitefull football talk.

IM3 · 10-02-2009, 01:58 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286068]What'd you come up with?[/QUOTE]

I got 77,173.33

40 hrs/week * 52 weeks * 60 min/hr=124,800 minutes in a year

7020/124,800=5.625%=ratio of minutes dooting/work minutes

4341/5.625%=77173=implied salary based on his $/dooting time

Dr. Zaius · 10-02-2009, 01:58 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;3286078]You spend 27 minutes a day on the bowl?

Your hemarroids must hang like figs.

_[/QUOTE]

LOL

That's gross man. I averaged in pee breaks too...

Dr. Zaius · 10-02-2009, 01:59 PM

[QUOTE=jetswin;3286080]$108.624.00[/QUOTE]

LOL thanks for the raise. :D

Jets Things · 10-02-2009, 01:59 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;3286078]You spend 27 minutes a day on the bowl?

Your hemarroids must hang like figs.

_[/QUOTE]

My nomination for post of the week.

Carlton · 10-02-2009, 01:59 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286068]What'd you come up with?[/QUOTE]

Something in the 76 range, but I did it with 8 hours 5 days a week 52 weeks a year so it was very rough. God I wish I worked 8 hours a day...

Dr. Zaius · 10-02-2009, 02:00 PM

[QUOTE=IM3;3286089]I got 77,173.33

40 hrs/week * 52 weeks * 60 min/hr=124,800 minutes in a year

7020/124,800=5.625%=ratio of minutes dooting/work minutes

4341/5.625%=77173=implied salary based on his $/dooting time[/QUOTE]

You are correct sir. However, I didn't start this thread to talk about my earnings... I don't want it to becomes a SAR I "i have a small penis but i got lotsa expensive crap" thread.

jetswin · 10-02-2009, 02:02 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286095]LOL thanks for the raise. :D[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://mediabistro.com/mediajobsdaily/original/office%20space%20bobs.jpg[/IMG]

you deserve it :cool:

quantum · 10-02-2009, 02:09 PM

[QUOTE=Warfish;3286061]And many read about it on their companies time. The Interweb sure is funny sometimes.[/QUOTE]

That's because its a series of interconnected tubes.

Tubes.

10-02-2009, 01:40 PM	#1
Dr. Zaius thinking realistically unrealistic thoughts. Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Enemy Territory Posts: 6,522	$4,341 27 minutes a day. 5 days a week. 135 minutes a week. 540 minutes a month. 7,020 minutes a year. $4,341 before taxes. I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."

10-02-2009, 01:45 PM	#2
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,374	[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286033]27 minutes a day. 5 days a week. 135 minutes a week. 540 minutes a month. 7,020 minutes a year. $4,341 before taxes. I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."[/QUOTE] I just spent a couple minutes figuring out your approximate salary on my company's dime. Good times.:yes: Last edited by Carlton; 10-02-2009 at 01:53 PM.

10-02-2009, 01:47 PM	#3
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286033]27 minutes a day. 5 days a week. 135 minutes a week. 540 minutes a month. 7,020 minutes a year. $4,341 before taxes. I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."[/QUOTE] Now do JI Posting Time....

10-02-2009, 01:48 PM	#4
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,013	[QUOTE=quantum;3286057]Now do JI Posting Time....[/QUOTE] lol...that was my next suggestion...:P

10-02-2009, 01:49 PM	#5
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	[QUOTE=Polidore22;3286054]I just spent a couple minutes figuring out your approximate salary on my companies dime. Good times.:yes:[/QUOTE] And many read about it on their companies time. The Interweb sure is funny sometimes.

10-02-2009, 01:52 PM	#6
Dr. Zaius thinking realistically unrealistic thoughts. Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Enemy Territory Posts: 6,522	[QUOTE=Polidore22;3286054]I just spent a couple minutes figuring out your approximate salary on my companies dime. Good times.:yes:[/QUOTE] What'd you come up with?

10-02-2009, 01:53 PM	#7
Dr. Zaius thinking realistically unrealistic thoughts. Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Enemy Territory Posts: 6,522	[QUOTE=quantum;3286057]Now do JI Posting Time....[/QUOTE] Aren't the two acts sort of the same?

10-02-2009, 01:55 PM	#8
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286033][B]27 minutes a day[/B]. 5 days a week. 135 minutes a week. 540 minutes a month. 7,020 minutes a year. $4,341 before taxes. I feel like a criminal sometimes getting paid this much to take doots while "on the clock."[/QUOTE] You spend 27 minutes a day on the bowl? Your hemarroids must hang like figs. _

10-02-2009, 01:56 PM	#9
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,458	[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286068]What'd you come up with?[/QUOTE] $108.624.00

10-02-2009, 01:56 PM	#10
BURGERMIKE All Hailing the Queen of Cupholders! Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 3,770	[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286071]Aren't the two acts sort of the same?[/QUOTE] Not if the time is on insitefull football talk.

10-02-2009, 01:58 PM	#11
IM3 SMH Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 22,491	[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286068]What'd you come up with?[/QUOTE] I got 77,173.33 40 hrs/week * 52 weeks * 60 min/hr=124,800 minutes in a year 7020/124,800=5.625%=ratio of minutes dooting/work minutes 4341/5.625%=77173=implied salary based on his $/dooting time

10-02-2009, 01:59 PM	#13
Dr. Zaius thinking realistically unrealistic thoughts. Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Enemy Territory Posts: 6,522	[QUOTE=jetswin;3286080]$108.624.00[/QUOTE] LOL thanks for the raise. :D

10-02-2009, 01:59 PM	#14
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,405	[QUOTE=JStokes;3286078]You spend 27 minutes a day on the bowl? Your hemarroids must hang like figs. _[/QUOTE] My nomination for post of the week.

10-02-2009, 02:00 PM	#16
Dr. Zaius thinking realistically unrealistic thoughts. Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Enemy Territory Posts: 6,522	[QUOTE=IM3;3286089]I got 77,173.33 40 hrs/week * 52 weeks * 60 min/hr=124,800 minutes in a year 7020/124,800=5.625%=ratio of minutes dooting/work minutes 4341/5.625%=77173=implied salary based on his $/dooting time[/QUOTE] You are correct sir. However, I didn't start this thread to talk about my earnings... I don't want it to becomes a SAR I "i have a small penis but i got lotsa expensive crap" thread.

10-02-2009, 02:02 PM	#17
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,458	[QUOTE=Dr. Zaius;3286095]LOL thanks for the raise. :D[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://mediabistro.com/mediajobsdaily/original/office%20space%20bobs.jpg[/IMG] you deserve it :cool:

10-02-2009, 02:09 PM	#18
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	[QUOTE=Warfish;3286061]And many read about it on their companies time. The Interweb sure is funny sometimes.[/QUOTE] That's because its a series of interconnected tubes. Tubes.