Did Casey Johnson Leave a Vibrator in Someone's Bed

BleedGreen314 · 12-03-2009, 01:42 PM

I got blocked at work, someone please research and post article.

[url]http://flisted.com/88312/casey-johnson-leaves-used-vibrator-in-supermodels-bed/[/url]

Jets Things · 12-03-2009, 01:50 PM

What would the world do without multi-billion dollar heiresses with too much time on their hands and their moral compasses safely left at home? Well, we’d probably be way more productive and morally grounded, but far less amused. So today, I thank Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, for her ridiculous acts of attracting attention by…leaving a used vibrator in supermodel Jasmine Lennard’s bed?!? WTF!?!?…More after the jump.

The New York Post reports that the heiress was hauled into custody by police after Lennard received a text message from her on-again, off-again girlfriend Courtenay Semel:

“There’s a problem, Jaz, Casey Johnson just got into bed with me and she is wearing your underwear. You need to call police. There are documents here, your shoes and your clothing — you need to call the police.”

The undies? Oh no you didn’t! Lennard hastily called the police, who arrived at Johnson’s home only to find Lennard’s stolen property which, panties aside, included clothing, jewelry and other items.

Needless to say, Lennard is a little pissed:

“She breaks into my Hollywood apartment, masturbates in my bed, has a shower in my bathroom, takes every thing in my apartment.”

“This time she really messed with the wrong lady. I am going to teach her a lesson.”

BleedGreen314 · 12-03-2009, 01:54 PM

Is this fiction or is it true? And is she hot? This could have legs.

Borgoguy · 12-03-2009, 01:59 PM

[url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=204669&highlight=woody+proud[/url]

Jets Things · 12-03-2009, 01:59 PM

[QUOTE=BleedGreen314;3382966]Is this fiction or is it true? And is she hot? This could have legs.[/QUOTE]

This is after a marathon fisting session.

[IMG]http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/93/44/358653873_MdNgM-M.0.0.0x0.293x450.jpeg[/IMG]

Come Back to NY · 12-03-2009, 02:50 PM

[QUOTE=BleedGreen314;3382941]I got blocked at work, someone please research and post article.

[url]http://flisted.com/88312/casey-johnson-leaves-used-vibrator-in-supermodels-bed/[/url][/QUOTE]

would they do a DNA test to make sure its' hers???

Jets Things · 12-03-2009, 03:21 PM

[QUOTE=Come Back to NY;3383065]would they do a DNA test to make sure its' hers???[/QUOTE]

Nah. Blind taste test with some former lovers.

[IMG]http://www.consumerreports.org/content/Home/Gallery/Photos/194501.jpg[/IMG]

Borgoguy · 12-03-2009, 03:38 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3382977]This is after a marathon fisting session.

[IMG]http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/93/44/358653873_MdNgM-M.0.0.0x0.293x450.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3383126]Nah. Blind taste test with some former lovers.

[IMG]http://www.consumerreports.org/content/Home/Gallery/Photos/194501.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

LOL!! Don't ever leave this board. Awesome stuff, JT.

WestCoastOffensive · 12-04-2009, 09:25 PM

Lesbians are naughty.

BigBensAngel7 · 12-04-2009, 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3387339]Lesbians are naughty.[/QUOTE]
and just how would you know that WCO???;)

JetsfanfromtheBURGH · 12-04-2009, 10:21 PM

I LOVE DIRTY LESBOS

BigBensAngel7 · 12-04-2009, 10:25 PM

you boys and your carpet munchers...:P

JetsfanfromtheBURGH · 12-04-2009, 10:27 PM

[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3387377]you boys and your carpet munchers...:P[/QUOTE]

whats wrong with that?

ever wonder about it?

just asking

BigBensAngel7 · 12-04-2009, 10:56 PM

nothing is wrong with that if that is what you like :).

i cant say that i have ever wondered about it, i guess i like penis too much :D

32green · 12-04-2009, 11:11 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3387339]Lesbians are naughty.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3387369]and just how would you know that WCO???;)[/QUOTE]

WCO is an avid lesbian.:yes:

BigBensAngel7 · 12-04-2009, 11:22 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3387409]WCO is an avid lesbian.:yes:[/QUOTE]
i am sure he is 32, i am sure he is:D:D:yes:

WestCoastOffensive · 12-05-2009, 05:32 AM

[QUOTE=32green;3387409]WCO is an avid lesbian.:yes:[/QUOTE]Get on the bus...

[QUOTE=JetsfanfromtheBURGH;3387371]I LOVE DIRTY LESBOS[/QUOTE]
HERE IN '09!

HessStation · 12-05-2009, 10:38 AM

Yeah, even after two threads, I'm still trying to find who's at fault here or what's the problem. I always thought this was just stuff that happens in heaven and cool movies.

Borgoguy · 12-05-2009, 11:16 AM

[QUOTE=HessStation;3387594]Yeah, even after two threads, I'm still trying to find who's at fault here or what's the problem. [B]I always thought this was just stuff that happens in heaven and cool movies.[/B][/QUOTE]

Big laugh for me on this one, Hess.

JStokes · 12-05-2009, 02:13 PM

[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3387396]

i guess i like penis too much :D

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You should put this in your sig :D

12-03-2009, 01:42 PM	#1
BleedGreen314 aka "Cut Sanchez" on Waze Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Madison, NJ Posts: 2,015	Did Casey Johnson Leave a Vibrator in Someone's Bed I got blocked at work, someone please research and post article. [url]http://flisted.com/88312/casey-johnson-leaves-used-vibrator-in-supermodels-bed/[/url]

12-03-2009, 01:50 PM	#2
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,484	What would the world do without multi-billion dollar heiresses with too much time on their hands and their moral compasses safely left at home? Well, we’d probably be way more productive and morally grounded, but far less amused. So today, I thank Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, for her ridiculous acts of attracting attention by…leaving a used vibrator in supermodel Jasmine Lennard’s bed?!? WTF!?!?…More after the jump. The New York Post reports that the heiress was hauled into custody by police after Lennard received a text message from her on-again, off-again girlfriend Courtenay Semel: “There’s a problem, Jaz, Casey Johnson just got into bed with me and she is wearing your underwear. You need to call police. There are documents here, your shoes and your clothing — you need to call the police.” The undies? Oh no you didn’t! Lennard hastily called the police, who arrived at Johnson’s home only to find Lennard’s stolen property which, panties aside, included clothing, jewelry and other items. Needless to say, Lennard is a little pissed: “She breaks into my Hollywood apartment, masturbates in my bed, has a shower in my bathroom, takes every thing in my apartment.” “This time she really messed with the wrong lady. I am going to teach her a lesson.”

12-03-2009, 01:54 PM	#3
BleedGreen314 aka "Cut Sanchez" on Waze Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Madison, NJ Posts: 2,015	Is this fiction or is it true? And is she hot? This could have legs.

12-03-2009, 01:59 PM	#4
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	[url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=204669&highlight=woody+proud[/url]

12-03-2009, 02:50 PM	#6
Come Back to NY Making lotsa $$$ off obama's stupidity... Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 31,407	[QUOTE=BleedGreen314;3382941]I got blocked at work, someone please research and post article. [url]http://flisted.com/88312/casey-johnson-leaves-used-vibrator-in-supermodels-bed/[/url][/QUOTE] would they do a DNA test to make sure its' hers???

12-03-2009, 03:21 PM	#7
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,484	[QUOTE=Come Back to NY;3383065]would they do a DNA test to make sure its' hers???[/QUOTE] Nah. Blind taste test with some former lovers. [IMG]http://www.consumerreports.org/content/Home/Gallery/Photos/194501.jpg[/IMG]

12-03-2009, 03:38 PM	#8
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3382977]This is after a marathon fisting session. [IMG]http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/93/44/358653873_MdNgM-M.0.0.0x0.293x450.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Jets Things;3383126]Nah. Blind taste test with some former lovers. [IMG]http://www.consumerreports.org/content/Home/Gallery/Photos/194501.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] LOL!! Don't ever leave this board. Awesome stuff, JT.

12-04-2009, 09:25 PM	#9
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,972	Lesbians are naughty.

12-04-2009, 10:20 PM	#10
BigBensAngel7 the Seductive Temptress Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby! Posts: 4,462	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3387339]Lesbians are naughty.[/QUOTE] and just how would you know that WCO???;)

12-04-2009, 10:21 PM	#11
JetsfanfromtheBURGH Pirates win 88 games this year. Mark it! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,188	I LOVE DIRTY LESBOS

12-04-2009, 10:25 PM	#12
BigBensAngel7 the Seductive Temptress Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby! Posts: 4,462	you boys and your carpet munchers...:P

12-04-2009, 10:27 PM	#13
JetsfanfromtheBURGH Pirates win 88 games this year. Mark it! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,188	[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3387377]you boys and your carpet munchers...:P[/QUOTE] whats wrong with that? ever wonder about it? just asking

12-04-2009, 10:56 PM	#14
BigBensAngel7 the Seductive Temptress Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby! Posts: 4,462	nothing is wrong with that if that is what you like :). i cant say that i have ever wondered about it, i guess i like penis too much :D

12-04-2009, 11:11 PM	#15
32green neerg23 Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,714	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3387339]Lesbians are naughty.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3387369]and just how would you know that WCO???;)[/QUOTE] WCO is an avid lesbian.:yes:

12-04-2009, 11:22 PM	#16
BigBensAngel7 the Seductive Temptress Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby! Posts: 4,462	[QUOTE=32green;3387409]WCO is an avid lesbian.:yes:[/QUOTE] i am sure he is 32, i am sure he is:D:D:yes:

12-05-2009, 05:32 AM	#17
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,972	[QUOTE=32green;3387409]WCO is an avid lesbian.:yes:[/QUOTE]Get on the bus... [QUOTE=JetsfanfromtheBURGH;3387371]I LOVE DIRTY LESBOS[/QUOTE] HERE IN '09!

12-05-2009, 10:38 AM	#18
HessStation All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,902	Yeah, even after two threads, I'm still trying to find who's at fault here or what's the problem. I always thought this was just stuff that happens in heaven and cool movies.

12-05-2009, 11:16 AM	#19
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	[QUOTE=HessStation;3387594]Yeah, even after two threads, I'm still trying to find who's at fault here or what's the problem. [B]I always thought this was just stuff that happens in heaven and cool movies.[/B][/QUOTE] Big laugh for me on this one, Hess.

12-05-2009, 02:13 PM	#20
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3387396] i guess i like penis too much :D [/QUOTE] You should put this in your sig :D