Anyone Have Playoff Sex Last Night? - Page 6

balladish · 01-19-2010, 10:21 AM

[QUOTE=SAR I;3466007]Now, prior to a big presentation in the company bathroom, me and my iPhone, different story.

SAR I[/QUOTE]

Good old clearing the pipes. Works like a charm.

And what's with the toes fetish?

CaliJetsFan · 01-19-2010, 03:34 PM

[QUOTE=Big L;3465870]Hey, JFO, welcome back. Got a hot new piece, I see. 'atta boy!

You guys got it all wrong - you need to have pre-playoff game good luck sex!

And BTW CaliJetsFan, unless I read your post wrong, you get to have backdoor with your friends wife?? What in the wide wide world of sports is'a goin' on here?[/QUOTE]

Big L....the bet was her idea! so now she faces the consequences lol...;)

SAR I · 01-19-2010, 04:22 PM

[QUOTE=balladish;3466019]

And what's with the toes fetish?[/QUOTE]

Started in 4th grade. Marguerite Stokes. Was the first naked body part I'd ever seen on a girl.

SAR I

Big L · 01-19-2010, 04:29 PM

[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3466942]Big L....the bet was her idea! so now she faces the consequences lol...;)[/QUOTE]

And your friend is cool with boning his wife in the A? What a pal!

Big L · 01-19-2010, 04:30 PM

[QUOTE=SAR I;3466007]No way, couldn't focus. Scarlett Johansson herself could be naked on the floor, sweaty toes in my nostrils, still couldn't get it up before a big Jets game.

Now, prior to a big presentation in the company bathroom, me and my iPhone, different story.

SAR I[/QUOTE]

Hit it earlier in the day instead of right before kickoff. Takes the edge off!

The demons have left the building!

balladish · 01-19-2010, 04:32 PM

[QUOTE=Big L;3467094]And your friend is cool with boning his wife in the A? What a pal![/QUOTE]

Haven't you heard? It's only sex if it's done biblically.

CaliJetsFan · 01-19-2010, 08:28 PM

[QUOTE=Big L;3467094]And your friend is cool with boning his wife in the A? What a pal![/QUOTE]

ya he could care less :)

ARodFLKeysJetsFan · 01-19-2010, 09:49 PM

[QUOTE=SAR I;3464508]Not me, too worked up for the game, too drained afterwards. Still have no voice, sound like a squeaky mouse.

But tonight's the night. Gonna give it to the wife. Give it to her good. Sorta like Kerry Rhodes on an onsides kick. Gonna be all over dat sh*t, bounce it around, grab it with both hands.

SAR I[/QUOTE]

I had to wait til today, but, better late then never.

My wife is a Dolphins fan. ;)

SAR I · 01-20-2010, 05:04 PM

[QUOTE=ARodFLKeysJetsFan;3467578]I had to wait til today, but, better late then never.

My wife is a Dolphins fan. [/QUOTE]

I've got the whole twice-a-week thing down now. Tomorrow night I go back in, gonna hit the defenseless receiver.

SAR I

01-19-2010, 10:21 AM	#101
balladish All League Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 501	[QUOTE=SAR I;3466007]Now, prior to a big presentation in the company bathroom, me and my iPhone, different story. SAR I[/QUOTE] Good old clearing the pipes. Works like a charm. And what's with the toes fetish?

01-19-2010, 03:34 PM	#102
CaliJetsFan :( All Pro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Covina, Ca Posts: 1,737	[QUOTE=Big L;3465870]Hey, JFO, welcome back. Got a hot new piece, I see. 'atta boy! You guys got it all wrong - you need to have pre-playoff game good luck sex! And BTW CaliJetsFan, unless I read your post wrong, you get to have backdoor with your friends wife?? What in the wide wide world of sports is'a goin' on here?[/QUOTE] Big L....the bet was her idea! so now she faces the consequences lol...;)

01-19-2010, 04:22 PM	#103
SAR I Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,711	[QUOTE=balladish;3466019] And what's with the toes fetish?[/QUOTE] Started in 4th grade. Marguerite Stokes. Was the first naked body part I'd ever seen on a girl. SAR I

01-19-2010, 04:29 PM	#104
Big L No post count, no peace! No post count, no peace! Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,184	[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3466942]Big L....the bet was her idea! so now she faces the consequences lol...;)[/QUOTE] And your friend is cool with boning his wife in the A? What a pal!

01-19-2010, 04:30 PM	#105
Big L No post count, no peace! No post count, no peace! Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,184	[QUOTE=SAR I;3466007]No way, couldn't focus. Scarlett Johansson herself could be naked on the floor, sweaty toes in my nostrils, still couldn't get it up before a big Jets game. Now, prior to a big presentation in the company bathroom, me and my iPhone, different story. SAR I[/QUOTE] Hit it earlier in the day instead of right before kickoff. Takes the edge off! The demons have left the building!

01-19-2010, 04:32 PM	#106
balladish All League Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 501	[QUOTE=Big L;3467094]And your friend is cool with boning his wife in the A? What a pal![/QUOTE] Haven't you heard? It's only sex if it's done biblically.

01-19-2010, 08:28 PM	#107
CaliJetsFan :( All Pro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Covina, Ca Posts: 1,737	[QUOTE=Big L;3467094]And your friend is cool with boning his wife in the A? What a pal![/QUOTE] ya he could care less :)

01-19-2010, 09:49 PM	#108
ARodFLKeysJetsFan Jets GM John Idzik is handling business.... Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Currently Norfolk, VA.... Posts: 18,388	[QUOTE=SAR I;3464508]Not me, too worked up for the game, too drained afterwards. Still have no voice, sound like a squeaky mouse. But tonight's the night. Gonna give it to the wife. Give it to her good. Sorta like Kerry Rhodes on an onsides kick. Gonna be all over dat sh*t, bounce it around, grab it with both hands. SAR I[/QUOTE] I had to wait til today, but, better late then never. My wife is a Dolphins fan. ;)

01-20-2010, 05:04 PM	#109
SAR I Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,711	[QUOTE=ARodFLKeysJetsFan;3467578]I had to wait til today, but, better late then never. My wife is a Dolphins fan. [/QUOTE] I've got the whole twice-a-week thing down now. Tomorrow night I go back in, gonna hit the defenseless receiver. SAR I