Who's been sleeping in my bed...

jetswin · 03-25-2010, 12:06 PM

[B]Man awakes to find stranger in bed[/B]

March 25, 2010
PITTSBURGH (AP) — Police say a man broke into a Pittsburgh home and climbed into bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert.

[B]Homeowner Frank Fontana says he was in bed when the man climbed in about 5:30 Wednesday morning. Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home — and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."[/B]
Police say Fontana kept the man at bay until police arrived but didn't hit him with the bat.
Police say the intruder told them he was looking for shelter after a Tuesday night concert by rapper [URL="http://www.lohud.com/article/20100325/NEWS/3250417/Man-awakes-to-find-stranger-in-bed#"]Jay-Z[IMG]http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2_bing.gif[/IMG][/URL] at the Mellon Arena.
The 33-year-old man faces a preliminary hearing on charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass.

lol, wtf

[IMG]http://www.psychographicmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/Scary-Black-Dude.jpg[/IMG]

Revi$_I$l@nd · 03-25-2010, 12:07 PM

I thought this was a tribute to Flying Elvis and other swingers on the board.

BURGERMIKE · 03-25-2010, 12:08 PM

[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3537362]I thought this was a tribute to Flying Elvis and other swingers on the board.[/QUOTE]

:P

32green · 03-25-2010, 12:17 PM

[QUOTE=jetswin;3537360] Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home — and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."[/QUOTE]

Crap, I woulda said "Yep. Hey, btw, where's the basebll bat?" and see what happens.

:dunno:

03-25-2010, 12:06 PM	#1
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,468	Who's been sleeping in my bed... [B]Man awakes to find stranger in bed[/B] March 25, 2010 PITTSBURGH (AP) — Police say a man broke into a Pittsburgh home and climbed into bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert. [B]Homeowner Frank Fontana says he was in bed when the man climbed in about 5:30 Wednesday morning. Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home — and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."[/B] Police say Fontana kept the man at bay until police arrived but didn't hit him with the bat. Police say the intruder told them he was looking for shelter after a Tuesday night concert by rapper [URL="http://www.lohud.com/article/20100325/NEWS/3250417/Man-awakes-to-find-stranger-in-bed#"]Jay-Z[IMG]http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2_bing.gif[/IMG][/URL] at the Mellon Arena. The 33-year-old man faces a preliminary hearing on charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass. lol, wtf [IMG]http://www.psychographicmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/Scary-Black-Dude.jpg[/IMG]

03-25-2010, 12:07 PM	#2
Revi$_I$l@nd is Cro-ing H.A.M...Whatever that means Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,489	I thought this was a tribute to Flying Elvis and other swingers on the board.

03-25-2010, 12:08 PM	#3
BURGERMIKE All Hailing the Queen of Cupholders! Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 3,771	[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3537362]I thought this was a tribute to Flying Elvis and other swingers on the board.[/QUOTE] :P

03-25-2010, 12:17 PM	#4
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=jetswin;3537360] Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home — and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."[/QUOTE] Crap, I woulda said "Yep. Hey, btw, where's the basebll bat?" and see what happens. :dunno: