doot whisperers

quantum · 04-08-2010, 01:46 PM

Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:

Jets Things · 04-08-2010, 01:59 PM

Or he was psyching himself up to beat off.

32green · 04-08-2010, 02:05 PM

I think there may have been two people in that stall and one of them was a having a reluctant anish moment.

:eek:

PlumberKhan · 04-08-2010, 02:12 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3551179]Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:[/QUOTE]

May be time for a new job, bro....;)

JStokes · 04-08-2010, 02:28 PM

There's a joke like that.

Guy sits down in the stall.

Guy in stall next to him asks "So how you doing?"

First guy says "Fine."

Guy in next stall asks "How was your weekend?"

First guy says "It was really nice an relaxing, did some yardwork Saturday and had a nice BBQ on Sunday and watched the game."

Guy in the next stall says "I'm gonna have to call you back, the a-hole in the next stall keeps answering my questions."

Johnny Bravo · 04-08-2010, 02:46 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3551179]Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:[/QUOTE]

Wow!!

southside · 04-08-2010, 02:55 PM

LMAO. That's funny.

quantum · 04-08-2010, 10:26 PM

[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3551207]May be time for a new job, bro....;)[/QUOTE]

Are you kidding? We always have **** to laugh about, esp during lunch. I never thought I'd enjoy gubbermint work so much. :D

quantum · 04-08-2010, 10:30 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3551193]Or he was psyching himself up to beat off.[/QUOTE]

Actually, we do have one of those. Someone found his p0rn pix in a project folder he left in a stall. We call him the "stall-party boy".

When you walk in, if you hear grunting and a sound like 2 fish being slapped together, you're supposed get the hell out of Dodge.

RaoulDuke · 04-09-2010, 09:13 AM

[QUOTE=quantum;3551179]Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:[/QUOTE]
LOL

I was in a stall once in a train station and I hear the dude next to me in a feeble voice
"oh geez...oh my god...aaahh.." It sounded bad ..

I hear a dude knock on his door and ask "You OK in there old man?"

"Leave me the f*ck alone"

I larfed.

Epic Beard Man no doubt.

Jets Things · 04-09-2010, 09:20 AM

[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3551917]LOL

I was in a stall once in a train station and I hear the dude next to me in a feeble voice
"oh geez...oh my god...aaahh.." It sounded bad ..

I hear a dude knock on his door and ask "You OK in there old man?"

"Leave me the f*ck alone"

I larfed.

Epic Beard Man no doubt.[/QUOTE]

That was you??

RaoulDuke · 04-09-2010, 09:24 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3551923]That was you??[/QUOTE]
Were they able to stuff all your entrails back inside? :eek:

Jets Things · 04-09-2010, 09:31 AM

[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3551929]Were they able to stuff all your entrails back inside? :eek:[/QUOTE]

They were someone else's entrails.

32green · 04-09-2010, 09:33 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3551936]They were someone else's entrails.[/QUOTE]

lol

04-08-2010, 01:46 PM	#1
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	doot whisperers Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers. I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it". I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:

04-08-2010, 01:59 PM	#2
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,405	Or he was psyching himself up to beat off.

04-08-2010, 02:05 PM	#3
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	I think there may have been two people in that stall and one of them was a having a reluctant anish moment. :eek:

04-08-2010, 02:12 PM	#4
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,013	[QUOTE=quantum;3551179]Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers. I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it". I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:[/QUOTE] May be time for a new job, bro....;)

04-08-2010, 02:28 PM	#5
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	There's a joke like that. Guy sits down in the stall. Guy in stall next to him asks "So how you doing?" First guy says "Fine." Guy in next stall asks "How was your weekend?" First guy says "It was really nice an relaxing, did some yardwork Saturday and had a nice BBQ on Sunday and watched the game." Guy in the next stall says "I'm gonna have to call you back, the a-hole in the next stall keeps answering my questions."

04-08-2010, 02:46 PM	#6
Johnny Bravo SNUBBED! Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 10,693	[QUOTE=quantum;3551179]Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers. I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it". I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:[/QUOTE] Wow!!

04-08-2010, 02:55 PM	#7
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,884	LMAO. That's funny.

04-08-2010, 10:26 PM	#8
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3551207]May be time for a new job, bro....;)[/QUOTE] Are you kidding? We always have **** to laugh about, esp during lunch. I never thought I'd enjoy gubbermint work so much. :D

04-08-2010, 10:30 PM	#9
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3551193]Or he was psyching himself up to beat off.[/QUOTE] Actually, we do have one of those. Someone found his p0rn pix in a project folder he left in a stall. We call him the "stall-party boy". When you walk in, if you hear grunting and a sound like 2 fish being slapped together, you're supposed get the hell out of Dodge.

04-09-2010, 09:13 AM	#10
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,869	[QUOTE=quantum;3551179]Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers. I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it". I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:[/QUOTE] LOL I was in a stall once in a train station and I hear the dude next to me in a feeble voice "oh geez...oh my god...aaahh.." It sounded bad .. I hear a dude knock on his door and ask "You OK in there old man?" "Leave me the f*ck alone" I larfed. Epic Beard Man no doubt.

04-09-2010, 09:20 AM	#11
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,405	[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3551917]LOL I was in a stall once in a train station and I hear the dude next to me in a feeble voice "oh geez...oh my god...aaahh.." It sounded bad .. I hear a dude knock on his door and ask "You OK in there old man?" "Leave me the f*ck alone" I larfed. Epic Beard Man no doubt.[/QUOTE] That was you??

04-09-2010, 09:24 AM	#12
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,869	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3551923]That was you??[/QUOTE] Were they able to stuff all your entrails back inside? :eek:

04-09-2010, 09:31 AM	#13
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,405	[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3551929]Were they able to stuff all your entrails back inside? :eek:[/QUOTE] They were someone else's entrails.

04-09-2010, 09:33 AM	#14
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3551936]They were someone else's entrails.[/QUOTE] lol