Jets unveil commerative wine

[SAR I]

[QUOTE=Polidore22;3626319]Don't forget a wine decanter. We aren't animals here.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0121/nfl_g_kaeding1_sw_576.jpg[/IMG]

....and all of this because one guy in San Diego can't kick straight in a playoff game. Jets special edition will be a merlot called [size=3][B]KAEDING[/B][B][COLOR="Gray"]UNGLUED[/COLOR][/B][/size].

SAR I

[SAR I]

[QUOTE=jetswin;3626324]at least it's a cab[/QUOTE]

Oh, don't worry, soon we'll have a white zinfindel called [size=3][B]SANCHEZ[/B][B][COLOR="Gray"]UNDORKED[/COLOR][/B][/size].

SAR I

[jetswin]

[QUOTE=32green;3626294][I]"After Rex Ryan proclaimed the wine the best in the NFL, ..."[/I][/QUOTE]

flashbacks :eek:


[IMG]http://www.the-forum.com/advert/images/billy2.jpg[/IMG]

[Carlton]

[QUOTE=SAR I;3626331]Oh, don't worry, soon we'll have a white zinfindel called [size=3][B]SANCHEZ[/B][B][COLOR="Gray"]UNDORKED[/COLOR][/B][/size].

SAR I[/QUOTE]

I can't believe you haven't made some sort of "Jets Keystone Light" for the upperdeckers joke.

[Apache 51]

[QUOTE=jetswin;3626324]at least it's a cab[/QUOTE]

Whatever had the greatest profit margin....

[32green]

[QUOTE=jetswin;3626333]flashbacks :eek:


[IMG]http://www.the-forum.com/advert/images/billy2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Lmao....Billy Beer.

What else can you do while your brother single handedly tries to destroy America?

DRANK!:D

[DUNCCFP]

[QUOTE=SAR I;3626331]Oh, don't worry, soon we'll have a white zinfindel called [size=3][B]SANCHEZ[/B][B][COLOR="Gray"]UNDORKED[/COLOR][/B][/size].

SAR I[/QUOTE]

That would be Sangria Scott

[jetswin]

[QUOTE=32green;3626336]Lmao....Billy Beer.

What else can you do while your brother single handedly tries to destroy America?

DRANK!:D[/QUOTE]
lol...everyone had one of these in their collection

[IMG]http://www.antiquemystique.com/images/5354_jpg.jpg[/IMG]

[Apache 51]

[QUOTE=32green;3626336]Lmao....Billy Beer.

What else can you do while your brother single handedly tries to destroy America?

DRANK!:D[/QUOTE]

Who' milf on the pick up in the backround?

[32green]

[QUOTE=jetswin;3626339]lol...everyone had one of these in their collection

[IMG]http://www.antiquemystique.com/images/5354_jpg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I guess iffin we had to choose a point where we started our descent into a Rome-like decline, ending in self-destruction, that wouldnt be a bad place to begin.:D

That...or this;


[IMG]http://bapple2286.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/reggie-bar.jpg[/IMG]


Or the debut of RegWC2







[IMG]http://shop.moxsie.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/n/m/nm-t-reggie-wht_1.jpg[/IMG]

[JStokes]

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3626305]LOL. You know they wanted a quote like that from Rex.

Hey, what about a Jets' condom? As "you" grow with engorgement, the logo along the latex base goes from "Jets", to J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets! Assuming the purchaser has the length, of course.[/QUOTE]

:clapper::clapper::clapper:


[QUOTE=jetswin;3626324]at least it's a cab[/QUOTE]

I hate cabs.

Why couldn't they have picked a Super Tuscan?

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[32green]

[QUOTE=JStokes;3626367]:clapper::clapper::clapper:




I hate cabs.

Why couldn't they have picked a Super Tuscan?

_[/QUOTE]

Either way, I wouldnt want to be the first girly mans to be caught popping a wine cork in the Meadowlands parking lot. :eek:

[JStokes]

[QUOTE=32green;3626373]Either way, I wouldnt want to be the first girly mans to be caught popping a wine cork in the Meadowlands parking lot. :eek:[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't DRINK the swill--I just want to get one bottle and put it on my credenza at work.


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[Apache 51]

I'm guessing it is supposed to be saved for that special occasion, hint, hint, hence Uncorked. I would have preferred "Championship Champagne", but that would have been to presumptuous, and less units would have been sold.

[32green]

[QUOTE=JStokes;3626376]I wouldn't DRINK the swill--I just want to get one bottle and put it on my credenza at work.


_[/QUOTE]

Oh, credenza...well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!










:D;)

[JStokes]

[QUOTE=32green;3626392]Oh, credenza...well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!


:D;)[/QUOTE]


I don't know what else the F to call it! :D

You should see all the weird stuff I have here.

[Borgoguy]

While watching the World Cup, I thought of another potential marketing idea for the Jets: Butt plugs. But not just a plain ol', run-of-the-mill, butt plug found in any Provincetown gift shop, but one which has the likeness of one of our team's most hated enemies on them. Just imagine the pleasure of you will achieve putting one of these "devices" with the image of Bellicheat or Brady amongst others in the backdoor of your spouse, galpal, or yourself, if you're so inclined (Attention JT.) Thoughts?

[jetsnrangers]

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3626404]While watching the World Cup, I thought of another potential marketing idea for the Jets: Butt plugs. But not just a plain ol', run-of-the-mill, butt plug found in any Provincetown gift shop, but one which has the likeness of one of our team's most hated enemies on them. Just imagine the pleasure of you will achieve putting one of these "devices" with the image of Bellicheat or Brady amongst others in the backdoor of your spouse, galpal, or yourself, if you're so inclined (Attention JT.) Thoughts?[/QUOTE]

You can go one step further and have anal beads with different players faces on each bead!

Brilliant!!!

I'll call upon TitanBuoy......

[Jet Nut]

[QUOTE=jetswin;3626339]lol...everyone had one of these in their collection

[IMG]http://www.antiquemystique.com/images/5354_jpg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Who cares about Reggie or Carter, you have to have:

[IMG]http://www.grandstandsports.com/images/46841.jpg[/IMG]

[VincenzoTestaverde]

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3626290]Let's see if we can identify more marketing opportunities to embarrass our franchise. We are rapidly becoming a joke.[/QUOTE]

Other teams have done it. The Boston Red Sox have their own wine.