Chris Simms driving while stoned

Joe W. Namath · 07-01-2010, 02:25 PM

Awesome:
[URL="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/chris_simms_arrested_on_driving_wWRUJkveAVjo84Cvb6q2kO"]http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/chris_simms_arrested_on_driving_wWRUJkveAVjo84Cvb6q2kO[/URL]

Buzzsaw · 07-01-2010, 02:30 PM

[QUOTE]Authorities report that Simms was traveling at approximately 11mph in a 45 mph zone. He also had what appeared to be the glazing from donuts around his mouth, as well as numerous crumbs. [/QUOTE]

:eek:

BigBensAngel7 · 07-01-2010, 02:34 PM

how stupid can he be?

usapaw · 07-01-2010, 02:45 PM

[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3637825]how stupid can he be?[/QUOTE]

Hell, we're talking Big Ben dumb here.:yes:

King Koopa · 07-01-2010, 03:04 PM

"He was so high he could only mutter to the officers, the source said."

haha.....Sounds like he was on something else......Never saw anyone too stoned to talk LOL

southparkcpa · 07-01-2010, 03:19 PM

[QUOTE=usapaw;3637832]Hell, we're talking Big Ben dumb here.:yes:[/QUOTE]

No...not that dumb.

LV2 · 07-01-2010, 03:22 PM

Why do these guys insist on driving drunk / stoned, etc?? Get a cab!!!

WestCoastOffensive · 07-01-2010, 03:49 PM

[QUOTE=Buzzsaw;3637824]:eek:[/QUOTE]
LOL - Why anyone would have a problem with athletes driving SLOWLY is beyond me. Obviously, Chris was too baked to be outside at all.

I agree with KingKoopa - that's not weed he was smoking. Not if his face was glazed like that.

Limolady · 07-01-2010, 03:58 PM

[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3637825]how stupid can he be?[/QUOTE]

Probably this stupid:

[URL]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/espn_classic_ladies_darts/1194032[/URL]

Enjoy. :D

Apache 51 · 07-01-2010, 04:34 PM

[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3637825]how stupid can he be?[/QUOTE]

He went to Texas, didn't he?

Jman21 · 07-01-2010, 04:43 PM

1. driving that way with your 8month prego wife? no good.
2. you have a designated driver in your 8month preo wife - use it !

FoxberryJam · 07-01-2010, 04:58 PM

I just spoke with Phil, he is PISSED!!

Apache 51 · 07-01-2010, 05:10 PM

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2009fatman · 07-01-2010, 05:17 PM

These guys never learn.:rolleyes: Spend the *ucking money and hire a driver / body guard when you're going to be out partying anywhere in Manhattan. I bet his blood test comes back positive for another substance besides the marijuana.

Banks81 · 07-01-2010, 05:33 PM

[QUOTE=2009fatman;3637909]These guys never learn.:rolleyes: Spend the *ucking money and hire a driver / body guard when you're going to be out partying anywhere in Manhattan. [B]I bet his blood test comes back positive for another substance besides the marijuana[/B].[/QUOTE]

Why do you think that? Are you thinking alcohol or harder drugs? I think is unfair to assume that he had 'hard drugs' in his system just because he smoked some pot. IF that is the way you think, than you are out of touch.

dameangreenkillingmachine · 07-01-2010, 06:52 PM

[QUOTE=King Koopa;3637845]"He was so high he could only mutter to the officers, the source said."

haha.....Sounds like he was on something else......[B]Never saw anyone too stoned to talk[/B] LOL[/QUOTE]

nope. I have:yes:

FakterX · 07-01-2010, 07:00 PM

[QUOTE=Banks81;3637914]Why do you think that? Are you thinking alcohol or harder drugs? I think is unfair to assume that he had 'hard drugs' in his system just because he smoked some pot. IF that is the way you think, than you are out of touch.[/QUOTE]

I kind of thought the same thing as the previous poster. Maybe he doesn't smoke pot regularly but it's rare to see someone be that out of wack after smoking some weed.

JetsFan2012 · 07-01-2010, 07:12 PM

The guy's got a young daughter and a pregnant wife... he needs to be a better role model.

PlumberKhan · 07-01-2010, 07:27 PM

[QUOTE=pauliec;3638000]The guy's got a young daughter and a pregnant wife... he needs to be a better role model.[/QUOTE]

LMAO!!

Astoria · 07-01-2010, 07:34 PM

LOL. I just had a mental block and for 75% of this thread I thought we were talking about Phil Simms. This story is wayyyyyy funnier with Phil.

07-01-2010, 02:25 PM	#1
Joe W. Namath Darrell Bevell for HC in 2014. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Boynton Beach, FL Posts: 7,829	Chris Simms driving while stoned Awesome: [URL="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/chris_simms_arrested_on_driving_wWRUJkveAVjo84Cvb6q2kO"]http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/chris_simms_arrested_on_driving_wWRUJkveAVjo84Cvb6q2kO[/URL]

07-01-2010, 02:30 PM	#2
Buzzsaw Jets Insider VIP Board Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 26,309	[QUOTE]Authorities report that Simms was traveling at approximately 11mph in a 45 mph zone. He also had what appeared to be the glazing from donuts around his mouth, as well as numerous crumbs. [/QUOTE] :eek:

07-01-2010, 02:34 PM	#3
BigBensAngel7 the Seductive Temptress Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby! Posts: 4,462	how stupid can he be?

07-01-2010, 02:45 PM	#4
usapaw Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,743	[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3637825]how stupid can he be?[/QUOTE] Hell, we're talking Big Ben dumb here.:yes:

07-01-2010, 03:04 PM	#5
King Koopa All League Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,383	"He was so high he could only mutter to the officers, the source said." haha.....Sounds like he was on something else......Never saw anyone too stoned to talk LOL

07-01-2010, 03:19 PM	#6
southparkcpa I see the 88 to 97 period all over again. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Posts: 15,756	[QUOTE=usapaw;3637832]Hell, we're talking Big Ben dumb here.:yes:[/QUOTE] No...not that dumb.

07-01-2010, 03:22 PM	#7
LV2 Rookie Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 864	Why do these guys insist on driving drunk / stoned, etc?? Get a cab!!!

07-01-2010, 03:49 PM	#8
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,686	[QUOTE=Buzzsaw;3637824]:eek:[/QUOTE] LOL - Why anyone would have a problem with athletes driving SLOWLY is beyond me. Obviously, Chris was too baked to be outside at all. I agree with KingKoopa - that's not weed he was smoking. Not if his face was glazed like that.

07-01-2010, 03:58 PM	#9
Limolady Here On A "Need To Know" Basis. Jets Insider VIP Super*****/Prom Queen Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 16,399	[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3637825]how stupid can he be?[/QUOTE] Probably this stupid: [URL]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/espn_classic_ladies_darts/1194032[/URL] Enjoy. :D

07-01-2010, 04:34 PM	#10
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,658	[QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3637825]how stupid can he be?[/QUOTE] He went to Texas, didn't he?

07-01-2010, 04:43 PM	#11
Jman21 Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,773	1. driving that way with your 8month prego wife? no good. 2. you have a designated driver in your 8month preo wife - use it !

07-01-2010, 04:58 PM	#12
FoxberryJam pretty sure he's done upgrading Veteran Join Date: May 2010 Location: SUNSHINE 109 Posts: 103	I just spoke with Phil, he is PISSED!!

07-01-2010, 05:10 PM	#13
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,658	[url]

07-01-2010, 05:17 PM	#14
2009fatman Go Geno! All Pro Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 6,794	These guys never learn.:rolleyes: Spend the *ucking money and hire a driver / body guard when you're going to be out partying anywhere in Manhattan. I bet his blood test comes back positive for another substance besides the marijuana.

07-01-2010, 05:33 PM	#15
Banks81 All League Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lake Hiawatha, NJ Posts: 3,598	[QUOTE=2009fatman;3637909]These guys never learn.:rolleyes: Spend the *ucking money and hire a driver / body guard when you're going to be out partying anywhere in Manhattan. [B]I bet his blood test comes back positive for another substance besides the marijuana[/B].[/QUOTE] Why do you think that? Are you thinking alcohol or harder drugs? I think is unfair to assume that he had 'hard drugs' in his system just because he smoked some pot. IF that is the way you think, than you are out of touch.

07-01-2010, 06:52 PM	#16
dameangreenkillingmachine Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,626	[QUOTE=King Koopa;3637845]"He was so high he could only mutter to the officers, the source said." haha.....Sounds like he was on something else......[B]Never saw anyone too stoned to talk[/B] LOL[/QUOTE] nope. I have:yes:

07-01-2010, 07:00 PM	#17
FakterX Veteran Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 120	[QUOTE=Banks81;3637914]Why do you think that? Are you thinking alcohol or harder drugs? I think is unfair to assume that he had 'hard drugs' in his system just because he smoked some pot. IF that is the way you think, than you are out of touch.[/QUOTE] I kind of thought the same thing as the previous poster. Maybe he doesn't smoke pot regularly but it's rare to see someone be that out of wack after smoking some weed.

07-01-2010, 07:12 PM	#18
JetsFan2012 Waterboy Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 0	The guy's got a young daughter and a pregnant wife... he needs to be a better role model.

07-01-2010, 07:27 PM	#19
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,029	[QUOTE=pauliec;3638000]The guy's got a young daughter and a pregnant wife... he needs to be a better role model.[/QUOTE] LMAO!!

07-01-2010, 07:34 PM	#20
Astoria Bababa basketball, gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,753	LOL. I just had a mental block and for 75% of this thread I thought we were talking about Phil Simms. This story is wayyyyyy funnier with Phil.