MEGAN FOX & RIHANNA VIDEO

Borgoguy · 08-06-2010, 10:23 AM

Anybody see Eminem's new video featuring the two hotties? They both look great, especially Rihanna's exquisite face and Megan in those cutoffs and boots. In light of her beating at the hands of Chris Brown, I found it odd that she'd sing the lyric, "That's all right, because I like the way it hurts". Geez.

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PatriotReign · 08-06-2010, 10:31 AM

The catchiest tune about domestic violence I've heard in quite some time.

Megan Fox deserves better- she should be with me...I'd give her 30 seconds of sheer bliss between several long intervals in the day. :hump:

Jets Things · 08-06-2010, 10:38 AM

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Borgoguy · 08-06-2010, 10:39 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3670842][IMG]http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/1050500/1050528_9798_625x1000.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Why trash a Friday thread with that image?

Jets Things · 08-06-2010, 10:41 AM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670846]Why trash a Friday thread with that image?[/QUOTE]

<sigh> Lighten up, Francis. :P I can't help myself. When it comes to celebrities - especially ones who media tells us are "sexy" - I can always find something off and relentlessly hammer that point home. It's almost Pavlovian at this point.

Apache 51 · 08-06-2010, 10:47 AM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670808]Anybody see Eminem's new video featuring the two hotties? They both look great, especially Rihanna's exquisite face and Megan in those cutoffs and boots. In light of her beating at the hands of Chris Brown, I found it odd that she'd sing the lyric, "That's all right, because I like the way it hurts". Geez.

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Borgoguy · 08-06-2010, 10:56 AM

[QUOTE=Apache 51;3670869]shall we...[/QUOTE]

I understand Rihanna, and her forehead, are not everyone's cup of tea. But I find her really sexy. She'd be a welcome rider (suckler) on my phallus or face should she ever accept my standing offer.

Apache 51 · 08-06-2010, 11:01 AM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670892]I understand Rihanna, and her forehead, are not everyone's cup of tea. But I find her really sexy. She'd be a welcome rider (suckler) on my phallus or face should she ever accept my standing offer.[/QUOTE]

Is she on the A team, no. But she could ride pine on the B team for me.

Jets Things · 08-06-2010, 11:03 AM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670892]I understand Rihanna, and her forehead, are not everyone's cup of tea. But I find her really sexy. She'd be a welcome rider (suckler) on my phallus or face should she ever accept my standing offer.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I'd wrap her legs around my face like a friggin horse on a feedbag, no doubt. But I'd also be able to project old family movies on her forehead. Just sayin'.

Dirtstar · 08-06-2010, 01:19 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3670854]<sigh> Lighten up, Francis. :P I can't help myself. When it comes to celebrities - especially ones who media tells us are "sexy" - I can always find something off and relentlessly hammer that point home. It's almost Pavlovian at this point.[/QUOTE]

right.

if Rihanna had a penis, you wouldn't complain :rolleyes:

Jets Things · 08-06-2010, 01:26 PM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3671058]right.

if Rihanna had a penis, you wouldn't complain :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

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Borgoguy · 08-06-2010, 02:42 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3670910]Oh,[B] I'd wrap her legs around my face like a friggin horse on a feedbag[/B], no doubt. But I'd also be able to project old family movies on her forehead. Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]

LOL. Forget about it, I would need a tongue transplant from overuse. Unfortunately, an image of Rihanna I could post is of her naked. It's a shot she took of herself in the mirror just out of the shower. It must have been a gift to that moron Chris brown who beat her.

Let me tell ya, that young woman is hot beyond belief in that image. Supple (seemingly ethereally silky) B+ breasts with perky nipplage and nipple rings; long, gorgeous legs; and intoxicating caramel colored skin. It just takes your breath away. Another image shows a near perfect, heart shaped butt. Forehead or not, I'm losing gobs of DNA in/on Rihanna.

[URL=http://img228.imageshack.us/i/rihannanipplering34196p.jpg/][IMG]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4222/rihannanipplering34196p.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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Dirtstar · 08-06-2010, 02:46 PM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3671175]LOL. Forget about it, I would need a tongue transplant from overuse. Unfortunately, an image of Rihanna I could post is of her naked. It's a shot she took of herself in the mirror just out of the shower. It must have been a gift to that moron Chris brown who beat her.

Let me tell ya, that young woman is hot beyond belief in that image. Supple (seemingly ethereally silky) B+ breasts with perky nipplage and nipple rings; long, gorgeous legs; and intoxicating caramel colored skin. It just takes your breath away. Another image shows a near perfect, heart shaped butt. Forehead or not, I'm losing gobs of DNA in/on Rihanna.
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agreed, Borgo.

her legs make me JIMP almost automatically.

Borgoguy · 08-06-2010, 02:50 PM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3671184]agreed, Borgo.

her legs make me JIMP almost automatically.[/QUOTE]

Look, I walk into a room with Rihanna naked, wearing a pair of spiked heels, and I'm gonna fire off a 21 gun salute.

Dirtstar · 08-06-2010, 02:52 PM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3671192]Look, I walk into a room with Rihanna naked, wearing a pair of spiked heels, and I'm gonna fire off a 21 gun salute.[/QUOTE]

lol...

she's so hot though, my recovery time would be like 30 seconds.

alas, she's so damn hot that my "performance" time would be even shorter :O

Borgoguy · 08-06-2010, 03:44 PM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3671194]lol...

she's so hot though, [B]my recovery time would be like 30 seconds.[/B]

alas, she's so damn hot that my "performance" time would be even shorter :O[/QUOTE]

Absolutely. Minimal, if any, refractory time. She's one of those chicks where you're thinking about what you will do to her next, sexually, as you're exploding wildly in one of her orifices or another. I mean, look at this:

[URL=http://img256.imageshack.us/i/ree2.jpg/][IMG]http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7672/ree2.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

quantum · 08-06-2010, 04:03 PM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670808]Anybody see Eminem's new video featuring the two hotties? They both look great, especially Rihanna's exquisite face and Megan in those cutoffs and boots. In light of her beating at the hands of Chris Brown, I found it odd that she'd sing the lyric, "That's all right, because I like the way it hurts". Geez.

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Borgoguy · 08-06-2010, 04:08 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3671252]the lucky ****er in that video got to play tongue hockey with Megan Fox. Life aint fair. :mad:

BTW - I strenuously object to nipple rings. Like drawing a damn mustache on the Mona Lisa. :mad: :mad:[/QUOTE]

Thanks, Q. I was waiting for someone to bring this up. That's Dominic Monaghan, of [I]Lost[/I] fame.

I would have killed for that role. Just all day grinding on, and open mouth making out with, Megan Fox. It ain't busting concrete. Walking around in those cutoff shorts and boots is quite a sight.

I'm not big on piercings or tattoos, but could live with it.

EDIT: If I were playing the male role with Megan in the video, I'd insist on at least 20 takes of the scene with her legs spread at approx. 1:34.

quantum · 08-06-2010, 04:16 PM

btw - Finally saw "Jennfier's Body" and that make out scene with Amanda Seyfried? I set a new record from flaccid to diamond cutting. holy moley. :eek:

Borgoguy · 08-06-2010, 04:18 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3671274]btw - Finally saw "Jennfier's Body" and that make out scene with Amanda Seyfried? [B]I set a new record from flaccid to diamond cutting.[/B] holy moley. :eek:[/QUOTE]

LOL. Yeah, that's one hot "fire & ice" chick combination.

08-06-2010, 10:23 AM	#1
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	MEGAN FOX & RIHANNA VIDEO Anybody see Eminem's new video featuring the two hotties? They both look great, especially Rihanna's exquisite face and Megan in those cutoffs and boots. In light of her beating at the hands of Chris Brown, I found it odd that she'd sing the lyric, "That's all right, because I like the way it hurts". Geez. [url]

08-06-2010, 10:47 AM	#6
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,655	Let's start Again..... [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670808]Anybody see Eminem's new video featuring the two hotties? They both look great, especially Rihanna's exquisite face and Megan in those cutoffs and boots. In light of her beating at the hands of Chris Brown, I found it odd that she'd sing the lyric, "That's all right, because I like the way it hurts". Geez. [url]

08-06-2010, 04:03 PM	#17
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670808]Anybody see Eminem's new video featuring the two hotties? They both look great, especially Rihanna's exquisite face and Megan in those cutoffs and boots. In light of her beating at the hands of Chris Brown, I found it odd that she'd sing the lyric, "That's all right, because I like the way it hurts". Geez. [url] Last edited by quantum; 08-06-2010 at 04:05 PM.

08-06-2010, 04:08 PM	#18
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	[QUOTE=quantum;3671252]the lucky ***er in that video got to play tongue hockey with Megan Fox. Life aint fair. :mad: BTW - I strenuously object to nipple rings. Like drawing a damn mustache on the Mona Lisa. :mad: :mad:[/QUOTE] Thanks, Q. I was waiting for someone to bring this up. That's Dominic Monaghan, of [I]Lost[/I] fame. I would have killed for that role. Just all day grinding on, and open mouth making out with, Megan Fox. It ain't busting concrete. Walking around in those cutoff shorts and boots is quite a sight. I'm not big on piercings or tattoos, but could live with it. EDIT: If I were playing the male role with Megan in the video, I'd insist on at least 20 takes of the scene with her legs spread at approx. 1:34. Last edited by Borgoguy; 08-06-2010 at 04:13 PM.*

08-06-2010, 10:31 AM	#2
PatriotReign Asterisks of Excellence *** All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Boston area Posts: 4,353	The catchiest tune about domestic violence I've heard in quite some time. Megan Fox deserves better- she should be with me...I'd give her 30 seconds of sheer bliss between several long intervals in the day. :hump:

08-06-2010, 10:38 AM	#3
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	[IMG]http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/1050500/1050528_9798_625x1000.jpg[/IMG]

08-06-2010, 10:39 AM	#4
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3670842][IMG]http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/1050500/1050528_9798_625x1000.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Why trash a Friday thread with that image?

08-06-2010, 10:41 AM	#5
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670846]Why trash a Friday thread with that image?[/QUOTE] <sigh> Lighten up, Francis. :P I can't help myself. When it comes to celebrities - especially ones who media tells us are "sexy" - I can always find something off and relentlessly hammer that point home. It's almost Pavlovian at this point.

08-06-2010, 10:56 AM	#7
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	[QUOTE=Apache 51;3670869]shall we...[/QUOTE] I understand Rihanna, and her forehead, are not everyone's cup of tea. But I find her really sexy. She'd be a welcome rider (suckler) on my phallus or face should she ever accept my standing offer.

08-06-2010, 11:01 AM	#8
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,655	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670892]I understand Rihanna, and her forehead, are not everyone's cup of tea. But I find her really sexy. She'd be a welcome rider (suckler) on my phallus or face should she ever accept my standing offer.[/QUOTE] Is she on the A team, no. But she could ride pine on the B team for me.

08-06-2010, 11:03 AM	#9
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3670892]I understand Rihanna, and her forehead, are not everyone's cup of tea. But I find her really sexy. She'd be a welcome rider (suckler) on my phallus or face should she ever accept my standing offer.[/QUOTE] Oh, I'd wrap her legs around my face like a friggin horse on a feedbag, no doubt. But I'd also be able to project old family movies on her forehead. Just sayin'.

08-06-2010, 01:19 PM	#10
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,793	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3670854]<sigh> Lighten up, Francis. :P I can't help myself. When it comes to celebrities - especially ones who media tells us are "sexy" - I can always find something off and relentlessly hammer that point home. It's almost Pavlovian at this point.[/QUOTE] right. if Rihanna had a penis, you wouldn't complain :rolleyes:

08-06-2010, 01:26 PM	#11
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3671058]right. if Rihanna had a penis, you wouldn't complain :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] [URL="

08-06-2010, 02:42 PM	#12
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3670910]Oh,[B] I'd wrap her legs around my face like a friggin horse on a feedbag[/B], no doubt. But I'd also be able to project old family movies on her forehead. Just sayin'.[/QUOTE] LOL. Forget about it, I would need a tongue transplant from overuse. Unfortunately, an image of Rihanna I could post is of her naked. It's a shot she took of herself in the mirror just out of the shower. It must have been a gift to that moron Chris brown who beat her. Let me tell ya, that young woman is hot beyond belief in that image. Supple (seemingly ethereally silky) B+ breasts with perky nipplage and nipple rings; long, gorgeous legs; and intoxicating caramel colored skin. It just takes your breath away. Another image shows a near perfect, heart shaped butt. Forehead or not, I'm losing gobs of DNA in/on Rihanna. [URL=http://img228.imageshack.us/i/rihannanipplering34196p.jpg/][IMG]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4222/rihannanipplering34196p.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://img802.imageshack.us/i/rihannanipplepasties06.jpg/][IMG]http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/368/rihannanipplepasties06.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

08-06-2010, 02:46 PM	#13
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,793	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3671175]LOL. Forget about it, I would need a tongue transplant from overuse. Unfortunately, an image of Rihanna I could post is of her naked. It's a shot she took of herself in the mirror just out of the shower. It must have been a gift to that moron Chris brown who beat her. Let me tell ya, that young woman is hot beyond belief in that image. Supple (seemingly ethereally silky) B+ breasts with perky nipplage and nipple rings; long, gorgeous legs; and intoxicating caramel colored skin. It just takes your breath away. Another image shows a near perfect, heart shaped butt. Forehead or not, I'm losing gobs of DNA in/on Rihanna. [/QUOTE] agreed, Borgo. her legs make me JIMP almost automatically.

08-06-2010, 02:50 PM	#14
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3671184]agreed, Borgo. her legs make me JIMP almost automatically.[/QUOTE] Look, I walk into a room with Rihanna naked, wearing a pair of spiked heels, and I'm gonna fire off a 21 gun salute.

08-06-2010, 02:52 PM	#15
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,793	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3671192]Look, I walk into a room with Rihanna naked, wearing a pair of spiked heels, and I'm gonna fire off a 21 gun salute.[/QUOTE] lol... she's so hot though, my recovery time would be like 30 seconds. alas, she's so damn hot that my "performance" time would be even shorter :O

08-06-2010, 03:44 PM	#16
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3671194]lol... she's so hot though, [B]my recovery time would be like 30 seconds.[/B] alas, she's so damn hot that my "performance" time would be even shorter :O[/QUOTE] Absolutely. Minimal, if any, refractory time. She's one of those chicks where you're thinking about what you will do to her next, sexually, as you're exploding wildly in one of her orifices or another. I mean, look at this: [URL=http://img256.imageshack.us/i/ree2.jpg/][IMG]http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7672/ree2.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

08-06-2010, 04:16 PM	#19
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	btw - Finally saw "Jennfier's Body" and that make out scene with Amanda Seyfried? I set a new record from flaccid to diamond cutting. holy moley. :eek:

08-06-2010, 04:18 PM	#20
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,436	[QUOTE=quantum;3671274]btw - Finally saw "Jennfier's Body" and that make out scene with Amanda Seyfried? [B]I set a new record from flaccid to diamond cutting.[/B] holy moley. :eek:[/QUOTE] LOL. Yeah, that's one hot "fire & ice" chick combination.