Katy Perry - a whole lot less talented than Simon and Garfunkel - Page 2

PlumberKhan · 08-07-2010, 07:31 PM

[QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3672113]Bass... I used to listen to metal a LOT, but not so much now.[/QUOTE]

Steve Harris.

Is God.

SDJETS · 08-07-2010, 07:50 PM

God damn she is the most overrated no talent hack out there. She's got teets and isn't afraid to let the world know she knows it. Otherwise, waste of time.

Zooey, on the other hand, at least has talent in her bones...

Dirtstar · 08-07-2010, 08:05 PM

[QUOTE=SDJETS;3672163]God damn she is the most overrated no talent hack out there. She's got teets and isn't afraid to let the world know she knows it. Otherwise, waste of time.

Zooey, on the other hand, at least has talent in her bones...[/QUOTE]

i wouldn't mind throwing my bone into Zooey or Katy's "talents" :yes:

Hitman Harris · 08-07-2010, 08:16 PM

[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3671987]
[IMG]http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zooey-deschanel.jpg[/IMG]

First off, when I saw this I didn't even realize they were different girls, until I read the other comments.
They look like identical twins! :eek:

And then I quoted this and saw a pretty hilarious hidden message.

I wonder how many of those are all over this place

southside · 08-07-2010, 08:18 PM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3672057][IMG]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShjWquuI-L42YeZFCeoYHqOFG4kkcvWztPHrx9mszI_oUJ8UE&t=1&usg=__n1JHu_3nCnRmS2k2tVHcJBQ5l3o=[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I've been "outed"! I wasn't even "in"!

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3672177]i wouldn't mind throwing my bone into Zooey or Katy's "talents" :yes:[/QUOTE]

I never said I wouldn't hit it. I'm just saying she's not that attractive. This on the other hand:

[img]http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Kate-Beckinsale-kate-beckinsale-78851_1280_1024.jpg[/img]

southside · 08-07-2010, 08:25 PM

[QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3672187][QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3671987]
[IMG]http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zooey-deschanel.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

First off, when I saw this I didn't even realize they were different girls, until I read the other comments.
They look like identical twins! :eek:

And then I quoted this and saw a pretty hilarious hidden message.

I wonder how many of those are all over this place[/QUOTE]

Haha, yeah I just saw that. Pretty funny. PK is a funny dude... even if he does like the balls from time to time.

STL Jet fan · 08-07-2010, 09:54 PM

[QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3671905]Too bad she's engaged to this f****** ass clown

[IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQvFGUBrU9H4RG1kXVT-ES2D6VtXRiE-jhg1-li_dKRMggzIkA&t=1&usg=__2xr3P6N1l4t64LzXEtTeRM0tOxk=[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Who/What the Farg is that?

32green · 08-07-2010, 09:58 PM

[QUOTE=southside;3672195]Haha, . PK is a funny dude... even if he does like the balls from time to time.[/QUOTE]

Lol. Cant top that.

-

PlumberKhan · 08-07-2010, 10:23 PM

[QUOTE=southside;3672195]Haha, yeah I just saw that. Pretty funny. PK is a funny dude... even if he does like the balls from time to time.[/QUOTE]

LMAO!! The balls?!

Teabagger.

[IMG]http://www.mtv.com/onair/beavisandbutthead/images/flipbooks/meet_cast/beavis/beavis1.jpg[/IMG]

Borgoguy · 08-08-2010, 01:34 PM

Katy has great lung power, even for a smoker.

[URL=http://img266.imageshack.us/i/katyperrybahamaboobs06.jpg/][IMG]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5642/katyperrybahamaboobs06.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[URL=http://img571.imageshack.us/i/katyperrycg07.jpg/][IMG]http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/1374/katyperrycg07.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[URL=http://img805.imageshack.us/i/katyperryesquireboobs01.jpg/][IMG]http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/1856/katyperryesquireboobs01.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

I got first dibs on the right hand. :D

[URL=http://img829.imageshack.us/i/katyperrytouch03.jpg/][IMG]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/5413/katyperrytouch03.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Borgoguy · 08-08-2010, 01:41 PM

Check out the body on Katy in the video below. Also note the always gorgeous Anna Kournikova on the panel. I won't even allow myself to imagine those two going at it...in the 69 position..with me watching...then being serviced by both simultaneously...then allowed to explode in Katy from behind as she's doing Anna orally...But I digress.

[url]

Jets Things · 08-08-2010, 01:52 PM

Incredible body, but incredibly doofy looking. I put her in the "She's Sexy But Very Doofy Looking, Sort of Like Amanda Peet" category.

[IMG]http://www.celebopedia.net/amanda-peet/images/amanda-peet.jpg[/IMG]

southside · 08-08-2010, 03:40 PM

:D I like that category Jets Things.

Ven0m · 08-08-2010, 03:49 PM

Her music sucks, but yeah, what a body.

RazorJet · 08-08-2010, 04:07 PM

[QUOTE=Black Death;3671852][IMG]http://www.rollingstone.com/files/content/mounts/sambamount/images/MUSIC/ISSUE%20CONTENT/1111/katy_perry_topless_fishnet.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/06/500x_katyperrybroke.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.picbreak.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/9af69_Katy-Perry-Candid-Sexy-Cleavage-In-Concert.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/11tn4np.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/katy-perry-clothing-line-designer-upskirt-nipple-slip-lily-allen-feud-crass-lyrics-pics-photos-gallery-forum-upskirt-bikini-pics-photoshoot-plaid-skirt-lollipop-cheating-blind-item-padma.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Sure S and G are more talented than katy but no one is gonna pork Garfunkell. Not even w/ Simon's peter.

08-07-2010, 08:18 PM	#25
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3672057][IMG]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShjWquuI-L42YeZFCeoYHqOFG4kkcvWztPHrx9mszI_oUJ8UE&t=1&usg=__n1JHu_3nCnRmS2k2tVHcJBQ5l3o=[/IMG][/QUOTE] I've been "outed"! I wasn't even "in"! [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3672177]i wouldn't mind throwing my bone into Zooey or Katy's "talents" :yes:[/QUOTE] I never said I wouldn't hit it. I'm just saying she's not that attractive. This on the other hand: [img]http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Kate-Beckinsale-kate-beckinsale-78851_1280_1024.jpg[/img] Last edited by southside; 08-07-2010 at 08:21 PM.

08-07-2010, 07:31 PM	#21
PlumberKhan HAIL SATAN! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,075	[QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3672113]Bass... I used to listen to metal a LOT, but not so much now.[/QUOTE] Steve Harris. Is God.

08-07-2010, 07:50 PM	#22
SDJETS Should be renamed SeaJets. Living large in WA now... Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,940	God damn she is the most overrated no talent hack out there. She's got teets and isn't afraid to let the world know she knows it. Otherwise, waste of time. Zooey, on the other hand, at least has talent in her bones...

08-07-2010, 08:05 PM	#23
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,882	[QUOTE=SDJETS;3672163]God damn she is the most overrated no talent hack out there. She's got teets and isn't afraid to let the world know she knows it. Otherwise, waste of time. Zooey, on the other hand, at least has talent in her bones...[/QUOTE] i wouldn't mind throwing my bone into Zooey or Katy's "talents" :yes:

08-07-2010, 08:16 PM	#24
Hitman Harris Tebow..... LOL All League Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Right Here Posts: 4,472	[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3671987] [IMG]http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zooey-deschanel.jpg[/IMG] First off, when I saw this I didn't even realize they were different girls, until I read the other comments. They look like identical twins! :eek: And then I quoted this and saw a pretty hilarious hidden message. I wonder how many of those are all over this place

08-07-2010, 08:25 PM	#26
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	[QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3672187][QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3671987] [IMG]http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zooey-deschanel.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] First off, when I saw this I didn't even realize they were different girls, until I read the other comments. They look like identical twins! :eek: And then I quoted this and saw a pretty hilarious hidden message. I wonder how many of those are all over this place[/QUOTE] Haha, yeah I just saw that. Pretty funny. PK is a funny dude... even if he does like the balls from time to time.

08-07-2010, 09:54 PM	#27
STL Jet fan has the strength of a puma Rookie Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 655	[QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3671905]Too bad she's engaged to this f****** ass clown [IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQvFGUBrU9H4RG1kXVT-ES2D6VtXRiE-jhg1-li_dKRMggzIkA&t=1&usg=__2xr3P6N1l4t64LzXEtTeRM0tOxk=[/IMG][/QUOTE] Who/What the Farg is that?

08-07-2010, 09:58 PM	#28
32green neerg23 Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,703	[QUOTE=southside;3672195]Haha, . PK is a funny dude... even if he does like the balls from time to time.[/QUOTE] Lol. Cant top that. -

08-07-2010, 10:23 PM	#29
PlumberKhan HAIL SATAN! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,075	[QUOTE=southside;3672195]Haha, yeah I just saw that. Pretty funny. PK is a funny dude... even if he does like the balls from time to time.[/QUOTE] LMAO!! The balls?! Teabagger. [IMG]http://www.mtv.com/onair/beavisandbutthead/images/flipbooks/meet_cast/beavis/beavis1.jpg[/IMG]

08-08-2010, 01:34 PM	#30
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Katy has great lung power, even for a smoker. [URL=http://img266.imageshack.us/i/katyperrybahamaboobs06.jpg/][IMG]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5642/katyperrybahamaboobs06.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://img571.imageshack.us/i/katyperrycg07.jpg/][IMG]http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/1374/katyperrycg07.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://img805.imageshack.us/i/katyperryesquireboobs01.jpg/][IMG]http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/1856/katyperryesquireboobs01.jpg[/IMG][/URL] I got first dibs on the right hand. :D [URL=http://img829.imageshack.us/i/katyperrytouch03.jpg/][IMG]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/5413/katyperrytouch03.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

08-08-2010, 01:41 PM	#31
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Check out the body on Katy in the video below. Also note the always gorgeous Anna Kournikova on the panel. I won't even allow myself to imagine those two going at it...in the 69 position..with me watching...then being serviced by both simultaneously...then allowed to explode in Katy from behind as she's doing Anna orally...But I digress. [url]

08-08-2010, 01:52 PM	#32
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,482	Incredible body, but incredibly doofy looking. I put her in the "She's Sexy But Very Doofy Looking, Sort of Like Amanda Peet" category. [IMG]http://www.celebopedia.net/amanda-peet/images/amanda-peet.jpg[/IMG]

08-08-2010, 03:40 PM	#33
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	:D I like that category Jets Things.

08-08-2010, 03:49 PM	#34
Ven0m a shutdown poster Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NY Posts: 18,349	Her music sucks, but yeah, what a body.

08-08-2010, 04:07 PM	#35
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,649	[QUOTE=Black Death;3671852][IMG]http://www.rollingstone.com/files/content/mounts/sambamount/images/MUSIC/ISSUE%20CONTENT/1111/katy_perry_topless_fishnet.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/06/500x_katyperrybroke.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.picbreak.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/9af69_Katy-Perry-Candid-Sexy-Cleavage-In-Concert.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/11tn4np.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/katy-perry-clothing-line-designer-upskirt-nipple-slip-lily-allen-feud-crass-lyrics-pics-photos-gallery-forum-upskirt-bikini-pics-photoshoot-plaid-skirt-lollipop-cheating-blind-item-padma.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Sure S and G are more talented than katy but no one is gonna pork Garfunkell. Not even w/ Simon's peter.