Waterparks=Walmart in a bathing suit?

frostlich · 08-10-2010, 06:54 PM

Made the mistake of taking the fam to the waterpark this summer.

Now I'm not exactly a slice of heaven in a bathing suit but my observations did raise a few questions:

1) Is it really necessary to wear a bikini when she's 8 months pregnant? Why?

2) How is it possible for someone to have really bad B.O. after spending all day in a water park? At least it's not hard to pick out that person in line-there's usually a sizeable gap behind them. The best part is the unsuspecting little line cutters that hurry to the gap only to learn of their mistake after they hit the rancid wall of stench.

3) Too many wookies. Did chewbacca ever mate with a human?

PlumberKhan · 08-10-2010, 07:47 PM

[QUOTE=frostlich;3676698]1) Is it really necessary to wear a bikini when she's 8 months pregnant? Why?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Was she still hot? Just because the apartments occupied doesn't mean you can't hang out in the foyer :D

JStokes · 08-10-2010, 09:28 PM

[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3676766]Depends. Was she still hot? Just because the apartments occupied doesn't mean you can't hang out in the foyer :D[/QUOTE]

Sounds like Plumber doesn't venture much past the front door, as it were.

_

32green · 08-10-2010, 09:32 PM

[QUOTE=frostlich;3676698]Made the mistake of taking the fam to the waterpark this summer.

Now I'm not exactly a slice of heaven in a bathing suit but my observations did raise a few questions:

1) Is it really necessary to wear a bikini when she's 8 months pregnant? Why?

2) How is it possible for someone to have really bad B.O. after spending all day in a water park? At least it's not hard to pick out that person in line-there's usually a sizeable gap behind them. The best part is the unsuspecting little line cutters that hurry to the gap only to learn of their mistake after they hit the rancid wall of stench.

3) Too many wookies. Did chewbacca ever mate with a human?[/QUOTE]

There are all sorts of Waterparks. In all sorts of places.

Perhaps you labored under a misapprehension about this particular one.

Now you know.

:D

southparkcpa · 08-10-2010, 09:40 PM

Come to Carrowwinds, (like Great Adventure) in SC. 5 miles south of Charlotte.... mullet city USA. The red necks vacation for 3 days from all over the south. Makes your waterpark seem mild.:D

crossfire · 08-10-2010, 10:06 PM

South Carolina... where banging a pregnant chick is considered getting laid and head at the same time.

Banks81 · 08-11-2010, 12:00 PM

[QUOTE=frostlich;3676698]Made the mistake of taking the fam to the waterpark this summer.

Now I'm not exactly a slice of heaven in a bathing suit but my observations did raise a few questions:

[B]1) Is it really necessary to wear a bikini when she's 8 months pregnant? Why?[/B]

2) How is it possible for someone to have really bad B.O. after spending all day in a water park? At least it's not hard to pick out that person in line-there's usually a sizeable gap behind them. The best part is the unsuspecting little line cutters that hurry to the gap only to learn of their mistake after they hit the rancid wall of stench.

3) Too many wookies. Did chewbacca ever mate with a human?[/QUOTE]

It can be sexy if she's still good looking.

[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3676766]Depends. Was she still hot? Just because the apartments occupied doesn't mean you can't hang out in the foyer :D[/QUOTE]

or on the back deck.

BigBensAngel7 · 08-11-2010, 12:04 PM

[QUOTE=southparkcpa;3676945]Come to Carrowwinds, (like Great Adventure) in SC. 5 miles south of Charlotte.... mullet city USA. The red necks vacation for 3 days from all over the south. Makes your waterpark seem mild.:D[/QUOTE]
has carrowinds gotten that bad? although it was like 1991 since i have been there.

Dirtstar · 08-11-2010, 12:15 PM

[SIZE=5][B]WALMART

+

WATERPARK

=
[/B][/SIZE]

[IMG]http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/what-is-wrong-wtih-this-picture-fat-girls.jpg[/IMG]

the horror!! the horror!! :eek: :eek:

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frostlich · 08-11-2010, 05:06 PM

[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3676766]Depends. Was she still hot? Just because the apartments occupied doesn't mean you can't hang out in the foyer :D[/QUOTE]

Agreed. The problem here was she was 8 months along AND part wookie...not to mention the tats on her back. :eek:

frostlich · 08-11-2010, 05:07 PM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3677831][SIZE=5][B]WALMART

+

WATERPARK

=
[/B][/SIZE]

[IMG]http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/what-is-wrong-wtih-this-picture-fat-girls.jpg[/IMG]

the horror!! the horror!! :eek: :eek:

-[/QUOTE]

Best reason EVER to NOT go down head first on the megawoosh kilamanjaro slide....especially if this chick went just before you.

TKasper01 · 08-11-2010, 08:11 PM

[QUOTE=southparkcpa;3676945]Come to Carrowwinds, (like Great Adventure) in SC. 5 miles south of Charlotte.... mullet city USA. The red necks vacation for 3 days from all over the south. Makes your waterpark seem mild.:D[/QUOTE]

Man that is sooo true. I will never go back. Dead on.
And I had to drive from Raleigh to do see it.

southparkcpa · 08-11-2010, 08:36 PM

[QUOTE=TKasper01;3678804]Man that is sooo true. I will never go back. Dead on.
And I had to drive from Raleigh to do see it.[/QUOTE]

Yep................

08-10-2010, 06:54 PM	#1
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,965	Waterparks=Walmart in a bathing suit? Made the mistake of taking the fam to the waterpark this summer. Now I'm not exactly a slice of heaven in a bathing suit but my observations did raise a few questions: 1) Is it really necessary to wear a bikini when she's 8 months pregnant? Why? 2) How is it possible for someone to have really bad B.O. after spending all day in a water park? At least it's not hard to pick out that person in line-there's usually a sizeable gap behind them. The best part is the unsuspecting little line cutters that hurry to the gap only to learn of their mistake after they hit the rancid wall of stench. 3) Too many wookies. Did chewbacca ever mate with a human?

08-10-2010, 07:47 PM	#2
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,014	[QUOTE=frostlich;3676698]1) Is it really necessary to wear a bikini when she's 8 months pregnant? Why?[/QUOTE] Depends. Was she still hot? Just because the apartments occupied doesn't mean you can't hang out in the foyer :D

08-10-2010, 09:28 PM	#3
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3676766]Depends. Was she still hot? Just because the apartments occupied doesn't mean you can't hang out in the foyer :D[/QUOTE] Sounds like Plumber doesn't venture much past the front door, as it were. _

08-10-2010, 09:32 PM	#4
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=frostlich;3676698]Made the mistake of taking the fam to the waterpark this summer. Now I'm not exactly a slice of heaven in a bathing suit but my observations did raise a few questions: 1) Is it really necessary to wear a bikini when she's 8 months pregnant? Why? 2) How is it possible for someone to have really bad B.O. after spending all day in a water park? At least it's not hard to pick out that person in line-there's usually a sizeable gap behind them. The best part is the unsuspecting little line cutters that hurry to the gap only to learn of their mistake after they hit the rancid wall of stench. 3) Too many wookies. Did chewbacca ever mate with a human?[/QUOTE] There are all sorts of Waterparks. In all sorts of places. Perhaps you labored under a misapprehension about this particular one. Now you know. :D

08-10-2010, 09:40 PM	#5
southparkcpa I see the 88 to 97 period all over again. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Posts: 15,738	Come to Carrowwinds, (like Great Adventure) in SC. 5 miles south of Charlotte.... mullet city USA. The red necks vacation for 3 days from all over the south. Makes your waterpark seem mild.:D

08-10-2010, 10:06 PM	#6
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,672	South Carolina... where banging a pregnant chick is considered getting laid and head at the same time.

08-11-2010, 12:00 PM	#7
Banks81 All League Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lake Hiawatha, NJ Posts: 3,598	[QUOTE=frostlich;3676698]Made the mistake of taking the fam to the waterpark this summer. Now I'm not exactly a slice of heaven in a bathing suit but my observations did raise a few questions: [B]1) Is it really necessary to wear a bikini when she's 8 months pregnant? Why?[/B] 2) How is it possible for someone to have really bad B.O. after spending all day in a water park? At least it's not hard to pick out that person in line-there's usually a sizeable gap behind them. The best part is the unsuspecting little line cutters that hurry to the gap only to learn of their mistake after they hit the rancid wall of stench. 3) Too many wookies. Did chewbacca ever mate with a human?[/QUOTE] It can be sexy if she's still good looking. [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3676766]Depends. Was she still hot? Just because the apartments occupied doesn't mean you can't hang out in the foyer :D[/QUOTE] or on the back deck.

08-11-2010, 12:04 PM	#8
BigBensAngel7 the Seductive Temptress Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby! Posts: 4,462	[QUOTE=southparkcpa;3676945]Come to Carrowwinds, (like Great Adventure) in SC. 5 miles south of Charlotte.... mullet city USA. The red necks vacation for 3 days from all over the south. Makes your waterpark seem mild.:D[/QUOTE] has carrowinds gotten that bad? although it was like 1991 since i have been there.

08-11-2010, 12:15 PM	#9
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,790	[SIZE=5][B]WALMART + WATERPARK = [/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/what-is-wrong-wtih-this-picture-fat-girls.jpg[/IMG] the horror!! the horror!! :eek: :eek: -

08-11-2010, 05:06 PM	#10
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,965	[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3676766]Depends. Was she still hot? Just because the apartments occupied doesn't mean you can't hang out in the foyer :D[/QUOTE] Agreed. The problem here was she was 8 months along AND part wookie...not to mention the tats on her back. :eek:

08-11-2010, 05:07 PM	#11
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,965	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3677831][SIZE=5][B]WALMART + WATERPARK = [/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/what-is-wrong-wtih-this-picture-fat-girls.jpg[/IMG] the horror!! the horror!! :eek: :eek: -[/QUOTE] Best reason EVER to NOT go down head first on the megawoosh kilamanjaro slide....especially if this chick went just before you.

08-11-2010, 08:11 PM	#12
TKasper01 Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,872	[QUOTE=southparkcpa;3676945]Come to Carrowwinds, (like Great Adventure) in SC. 5 miles south of Charlotte.... mullet city USA. The red necks vacation for 3 days from all over the south. Makes your waterpark seem mild.:D[/QUOTE] Man that is sooo true. I will never go back. Dead on. And I had to drive from Raleigh to do see it.

08-11-2010, 08:36 PM	#13
southparkcpa I see the 88 to 97 period all over again. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Posts: 15,738	[QUOTE=TKasper01;3678804]Man that is sooo true. I will never go back. Dead on. And I had to drive from Raleigh to do see it.[/QUOTE] Yep................