Where were ads like this when I was single?

Timmy® · 08-18-2010, 08:22 PM

[url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/1443322973.html[/url]

JStokes · 08-18-2010, 08:28 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3688961][url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/1443322973.html[/url]

If this interests you and you're between the ages of 35-50, send me a message that doesn't make you seem like some sex crazed horndog, [B]mentally retarded,[/B] or both.

[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't have did you any good.

_

Peebag · 08-18-2010, 09:06 PM

I'm guessing it's Tex.

Timmy® · 08-18-2010, 09:08 PM

[QUOTE=Peebag;3689015]I'm guessing it's Tex.[/QUOTE]

could be kelly fishing for Banks

Revi$_I$l@nd · 08-19-2010, 02:20 AM

You're back?

I'm leaving.

WestCoastOffensive · 08-19-2010, 03:30 AM

[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3689321]You're back?

I'm leaving.[/QUOTE]

C'mon; now is when Timmy needs you most. He's looking for that average intercourse; something late, and early if you can manage it.

Two posts per day; is that a lot to ask? That's the way to help a "friend" have a great thread.

Easy, right? Now look - we're both half finished.

Timmy® · 08-19-2010, 07:59 AM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3689331] He's looking for that average intercourse; something late, and early if you can manage it.

[/QUOTE]

not so much into that early scene, for various reasons.

I believe I posted this ad recently while drinking

[url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1625829503.html[/url]

parkwayjet1 · 08-19-2010, 08:25 AM

Pass. Obviously a non-stop b*tch who will complain about everything, even while you're doing her ("Are you in?" "Well, what's taking so long?" "Hurry up - American Idol is starting!"). Being around her sounds like a permanent case of ED.

Borgoguy · 08-19-2010, 08:38 AM

She lost me at, "I'm not a deep throating goddess."

Big L · 08-19-2010, 08:55 AM

What are you doing searching personal ads on craigs list?

Just curious. :dunno:

Timmy® · 08-19-2010, 09:02 AM

[QUOTE=Big L;3689418]What are you doing searching personal ads on craigs list?

Just curious. :dunno:[/QUOTE]

I just entered this in a seach and it came up:

"stick it in suck nipples get rocks off sleep no talking leave"

[SIZE="1"]
actualy it was at best of craigslist[/SIZE]

32green · 08-19-2010, 09:05 AM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3689421]I just entered this in a seach and it came up:

"stick it in suck nipples get rocks off sleep no talking leave"

[SIZE="1"]
actualy it was at best of craigslist[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

You are soooooo lost with the wife away, no?

:dunno:

_

Banks81 · 08-19-2010, 09:14 AM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3689019]could be kelly fishing for Banks[/QUOTE]

She almost had me too. Too bad she put in the sex crazed horndog clause.

Timmy® · 08-19-2010, 09:24 AM

[QUOTE=Banks81;3689441]She almost had me too. Too bad she put in the sex crazed horndog clause.[/QUOTE]

Me too, I was putting on my last shoe.

Big L · 08-19-2010, 09:29 AM

It'd be a match made in heaven if she could find the dude with the ad "Lookin for a plump chick to stick it in while you watch TV".

Timmy® · 08-19-2010, 09:34 AM

[QUOTE=Big L;3689476]It'd be a match made in heaven if she could find the dude with the ad "Lookin for a plump chick to stick it in while you watch TV".[/QUOTE]

I'm a little leery that there would be cats, cigarette smoke, hairy armpits and BO. Probably a few books on wiccans laying about.

southparkcpa · 08-19-2010, 09:44 AM

Timmy

Keep looking...

I want the ad that says I can "do my thing" and then go home.

10 -15 minutes is all I need.

I don't want to sleep with her literally.:P

Borgoguy · 08-19-2010, 10:00 AM

[QUOTE=southparkcpa;3689506]Timmy

Keep looking...

I want the ad that says I can "do my thing" and then go home.

10 -15 minutes is all I need.

I don't want to sleep with her literally.:P[/QUOTE]

[url]

quantum · 08-19-2010, 10:04 AM

I would need more romance.

thebigragu · 08-19-2010, 05:52 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3688961][url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/1443322973.html[/url][/QUOTE]

That's FF2. I know it for a fact. Little extra padding Yeah ok fatso

08-18-2010, 08:22 PM	#1
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,477	Where were ads like this when I was single? [url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/1443322973.html[/url]

08-18-2010, 08:28 PM	#2
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3688961][url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/1443322973.html[/url] If this interests you and you're between the ages of 35-50, send me a message that doesn't make you seem like some sex crazed horndog, [B]mentally retarded,[/B] or both. [/QUOTE] Wouldn't have did you any good. _

08-18-2010, 09:06 PM	#3
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,110	I'm guessing it's Tex.

08-18-2010, 09:08 PM	#4
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,477	[QUOTE=Peebag;3689015]I'm guessing it's Tex.[/QUOTE] could be kelly fishing for Banks

08-19-2010, 02:20 AM	#5
Revi$_I$l@nd is Cro-ing H.A.M...Whatever that means Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,489	You're back? I'm leaving.

08-19-2010, 03:30 AM	#6
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,640	[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3689321]You're back? I'm leaving.[/QUOTE] C'mon; now is when Timmy needs you most. He's looking for that average intercourse; something late, and early if you can manage it. Two posts per day; is that a lot to ask? That's the way to help a "friend" have a great thread. Easy, right? Now look - we're both half finished.

08-19-2010, 07:59 AM	#7
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,477	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3689331] He's looking for that average intercourse; something late, and early if you can manage it. [/QUOTE] not so much into that early scene, for various reasons. I believe I posted this ad recently while drinking [url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1625829503.html[/url]

08-19-2010, 08:25 AM	#8
parkwayjet1 Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Valley Stream, N.Y. Posts: 2,889	Pass. Obviously a non-stop b*tch who will complain about everything, even while you're doing her ("Are you in?" "Well, what's taking so long?" "Hurry up - American Idol is starting!"). Being around her sounds like a permanent case of ED.

08-19-2010, 08:38 AM	#9
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,370	She lost me at, "I'm not a deep throating goddess."

08-19-2010, 08:55 AM	#10
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,054	What are you doing searching personal ads on craigs list? Just curious. :dunno:

08-19-2010, 09:02 AM	#11
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,477	[QUOTE=Big L;3689418]What are you doing searching personal ads on craigs list? Just curious. :dunno:[/QUOTE] I just entered this in a seach and it came up: "stick it in suck nipples get rocks off sleep no talking leave" [SIZE="1"] actualy it was at best of craigslist[/SIZE]

08-19-2010, 09:05 AM	#12
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3689421]I just entered this in a seach and it came up: "stick it in suck nipples get rocks off sleep no talking leave" [SIZE="1"] actualy it was at best of craigslist[/SIZE][/QUOTE] You are soooooo lost with the wife away, no? :dunno: _

08-19-2010, 09:14 AM	#13
Banks81 All League Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lake Hiawatha, NJ Posts: 3,598	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3689019]could be kelly fishing for Banks[/QUOTE] She almost had me too. Too bad she put in the sex crazed horndog clause.

08-19-2010, 09:24 AM	#14
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,477	[QUOTE=Banks81;3689441]She almost had me too. Too bad she put in the sex crazed horndog clause.[/QUOTE] Me too, I was putting on my last shoe.

08-19-2010, 09:29 AM	#15
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,054	It'd be a match made in heaven if she could find the dude with the ad "Lookin for a plump chick to stick it in while you watch TV".

08-19-2010, 09:34 AM	#16
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,477	[QUOTE=Big L;3689476]It'd be a match made in heaven if she could find the dude with the ad "Lookin for a plump chick to stick it in while you watch TV".[/QUOTE] I'm a little leery that there would be cats, cigarette smoke, hairy armpits and BO. Probably a few books on wiccans laying about.

08-19-2010, 09:44 AM	#17
southparkcpa I see the 88 to 97 period all over again. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Posts: 15,719	Timmy Keep looking... I want the ad that says I can "do my thing" and then go home. 10 -15 minutes is all I need. I don't want to sleep with her literally.:P

08-19-2010, 10:00 AM	#18
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,370	[QUOTE=southparkcpa;3689506]Timmy Keep looking... I want the ad that says I can "do my thing" and then go home. 10 -15 minutes is all I need. I don't want to sleep with her literally.:P[/QUOTE] [url]

08-19-2010, 10:04 AM	#19
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,884	I would need more romance.

08-19-2010, 05:52 PM	#20
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3688961][url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/1443322973.html[/url][/QUOTE] That's FF2. I know it for a fact. Little extra padding Yeah ok fatso