9 year old author: How to talk to a girl

82nd Airborne · 09-06-2010, 06:54 PM

:eek:

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32green · 09-06-2010, 10:24 PM

Wtf...pretty sure this dude wont be chasing "broads".:rolleyes:

Kudos to his parents for [I]"putting him out there"...[/I]:rolleyes:

JetsFan2012 · 09-06-2010, 11:00 PM

This kid has either been brainwashed by:

A) New-age hippy dippy hetero parents who think their 9 year old has the intellectual and emotional capacity of an adult, or

B) Lesbian feminist parents determined not to rise another "dick" to ruin the lives of unsuspecting, unlearn-ed women folk.

Bay Ridge Jet · 09-07-2010, 11:19 AM

His stance on crushes intrigue me. Here is my twenty dollars.

southside · 09-07-2010, 12:02 PM

WHAT.
THE.
FU.... oh forget it.

Here's my credit card, I'm pretty lonely these days. Grasping at straws here folks.

32green · 09-07-2010, 12:11 PM

[QUOTE=Bay Ridge Jet;3720307]His stance on crushes intrigue me. Here is my twenty dollars.[/QUOTE]

lolz

quantum · 09-07-2010, 01:17 PM

$20 says his parents wrote the book and prepped him. A 9 yo talking about relationships? Yeah it could happen. :rolleyes:

simijet · 09-07-2010, 02:20 PM

My father bought this book for my then 10 year old son. While I haven't read the thing, I laughed my ass off when my son got it :D

Jets Things · 09-07-2010, 02:34 PM

Spit it out, kid. Does the book teach you how to eat ***** or not?

WestCoastOffensive · 09-07-2010, 02:53 PM

Guys; be honest: Am I sticking out too little, or sticking out too much?

Hitman Harris · 09-07-2010, 03:39 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3720866]Guys; be honest: Am I sticking out too little, or sticking out too much?[/QUOTE]

You gotta stick it out just enough to get their attention, but don't stick it ALL the way out, because you want to keep them guessing how much more is there.

WestCoastOffensive · 09-07-2010, 04:38 PM

[QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3721010]You gotta stick it out just enough to get their attention, but don't stick it ALL the way out, because you want to keep them guessing how much more is there.[/QUOTE]
A great schoolyard game.

Next question: How soon before we implode into downright creepiness? :dunno:

Hitman Harris · 09-07-2010, 04:51 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3721130]A great schoolyard game.

Next question: How soon before we implode into downright creepiness? :dunno:[/QUOTE]

I thought we already did? :dunno:

I'm just using Big Ben's technique, only without the assistance of security guards.

:P

09-06-2010, 06:54 PM	#1
82nd Airborne Fugk transnational corporates! Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,768	9 year old author: How to talk to a girl :eek: [url]

09-06-2010, 10:24 PM	#2
32green neerg23 Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,724	Wtf...pretty sure this dude wont be chasing "broads".:rolleyes: Kudos to his parents for [I]"putting him out there"...[/I]:rolleyes:

09-06-2010, 11:00 PM	#3
JetsFan2012 Waterboy Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 0	This kid has either been brainwashed by: A) New-age hippy dippy hetero parents who think their 9 year old has the intellectual and emotional capacity of an adult, or B) Lesbian feminist parents determined not to rise another "dick" to ruin the lives of unsuspecting, unlearn-ed women folk.

09-07-2010, 11:19 AM	#4
Bay Ridge Jet All Pro Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 7,198	His stance on crushes intrigue me. Here is my twenty dollars.

09-07-2010, 12:02 PM	#5
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	WHAT. THE. FU.... oh forget it. Here's my credit card, I'm pretty lonely these days. Grasping at straws here folks.

09-07-2010, 12:11 PM	#6
32green neerg23 Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,724	[QUOTE=Bay Ridge Jet;3720307]His stance on crushes intrigue me. Here is my twenty dollars.[/QUOTE] lolz

09-07-2010, 01:17 PM	#7
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 18,033	$20 says his parents wrote the book and prepped him. A 9 yo talking about relationships? Yeah it could happen. :rolleyes:

09-07-2010, 02:20 PM	#8
simijet All League Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 4,184	My father bought this book for my then 10 year old son. While I haven't read the thing, I laughed my ass off when my son got it :D

09-07-2010, 02:34 PM	#9
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,487	Spit it out, kid. Does the book teach you how to eat ***** or not?

09-07-2010, 02:53 PM	#10
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,985	Guys; be honest: Am I sticking out too little, or sticking out too much?

09-07-2010, 03:39 PM	#11
Hitman Harris Tebow..... LOL All League Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Confederacy Posts: 4,494	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3720866]Guys; be honest: Am I sticking out too little, or sticking out too much?[/QUOTE] You gotta stick it out just enough to get their attention, but don't stick it ALL the way out, because you want to keep them guessing how much more is there.

09-07-2010, 04:38 PM	#12
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,985	[QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3721010]You gotta stick it out just enough to get their attention, but don't stick it ALL the way out, because you want to keep them guessing how much more is there.[/QUOTE] A great schoolyard game. Next question: How soon before we implode into downright creepiness? :dunno:

09-07-2010, 04:51 PM	#13
Hitman Harris Tebow..... LOL All League Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Confederacy Posts: 4,494	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3721130]A great schoolyard game. Next question: How soon before we implode into downright creepiness? :dunno:[/QUOTE] I thought we already did? :dunno: I'm just using Big Ben's technique, only without the assistance of security guards. :P