Don't be to proud....

MACPAC · 11-23-2010, 03:39 PM

Any of you turkey's over 40 should be having a colonoscopy once every 2 years. Could be bad things growing there that give no signs until its to late. Its called the silent killer.

The kiddies can make fun, the grown ups should get a look at their **** shoot

Borgoguy · 11-23-2010, 03:40 PM

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sdJETSetter · 11-23-2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MACPAC

Any of you turkey's over 40 should be having a colonoscopy once every 2 years. Could be bad things growing there that give no signs until its to late. Its called the silent killer.

The kiddies can make fun, the grown ups should get a look at their **** shoot

Kills too many people to make fun....

So once youre 40, you should get this done huh? Maybe in 6 years they wont actually have to INSERT anything. (sorry JetsThings)

BURGERMIKE · 11-23-2010, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sdJETSetter

Kills too many people to make fun....

So once youre 40, you should get this done huh? Maybe in 6 years they wont actually have to INSERT anything. (sorry JetsThings)

Jets Things · 11-23-2010, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sdJETSetter

Kills too many people to make fun....

So once youre 40, you should get this done huh? Maybe in 6 years they wont actually have to INSERT anything. (sorry JetsThings)

Weak sauce, brah.

parkwayjet1 · 11-23-2010, 04:39 PM

Yeah, I'm waiting for the docs to convert one of those TSA scanners to something that will take a look there with no probing.

PlumberKhan · 11-23-2010, 04:49 PM

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LMFAO!!!

Peebag · 11-23-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by parkwayjet1

Yeah, I'm waiting for the docs to convert one of those TSA scanners to something that will take a look there with no probing.

...and miss all the fun????

oops... should have used the quiet voice on that one....

MACPAC · 11-23-2010, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by parkwayjet1

Yeah, I'm waiting for the docs to convert one of those TSA scanners to something that will take a look there with no probing.

My Doctor told me that the majority of his patients who turn out to have cancer report with either their bowels moving to slowly or having bowel movements that are not solid. Serioius stuff folks. He also told me that 3 in every 10 people he sees he takes growths while he is in there. Most are non cancer but it these things that eventually turn into cancer.

After my episode my wife went to see him and he removed 3 of these growths. Wait if you want. I wouldn't.

MACPAC · 11-23-2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

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Once there is blood its to late.

MACPAC · 11-23-2010, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sdJETSetter

Kills too many people to make fun....

So once youre 40, you should get this done huh? Maybe in 6 years they wont actually have to INSERT anything. (sorry JetsThings)

Yep 40. The idea of having it done and getting in the car to go to the test far outweights the test itself. Its nothing, the high is worth it. Some good drugs

crasherino · 11-23-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MACPAC

Yep 40. The idea of having it done and getting in the car to go to the test far outweights the test itself. Its nothing, the high is worth it. Some good drugs

is this what's leading to your status of "in the middle of a sh!tstorm"?

Fishooked · 11-23-2010, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MACPAC

Any of you turkey's over 40 should be having a colonoscopy once every 2 years. Could be bad things growing there that give no signs until its to late. Its called the silent killer.

The kiddies can make fun, the grown ups should get a look at their **** shoot

Agreed. Get one done and you'll feel like this in the can from now on....

Dirtstar · 11-23-2010, 05:36 PM

so...

a Pasts* fan urging other men to have their buttholez promptly and thoroughly inspected??

Dirtstar · 11-23-2010, 05:37 PM

just kidding.

stay healthy, my friends.

MACPAC · 11-23-2010, 05:42 PM

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is this what's leading to your status of "in the middle of a sh!tstorm"?

Yep, been preaching this for 2 years now to anyone who will listen.

I will bet you if 10 of you folks went for this test who are over the age of 40 at least one of you would be back here next week thanking me from the bottom of your heart.

I wish someone had harped on this to me like maybe my stupid as a rock GP.

MACPAC · 11-23-2010, 05:43 PM

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Agreed. Get one done and you'll feel like this in the can from now on....

LOL very true.

southparkcpa · 11-23-2010, 05:49 PM

I thought the magic number 50 years old????

Pats fans Doc checks the prostrate from the back...hands free.

WestCoastOffensive · 11-23-2010, 05:50 PM

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just kidding.

stay healthy, my friends.

He's the Most Examined Man in the World

He's the Most Interesting Man in the World; with technology in his yooper.

Stay still, my friends.

MACPAC · 11-23-2010, 06:44 PM

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I thought the magic number 50 years old????

Pats fans Doc checks the prostrate from the back...hands free.

Well I would not have made 50 and I am 47 so do the math.

11-23-2010, 03:39 PM	#1
MACPAC Life can be tough so take some advise. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,221	Don't be to proud.... Any of you turkey's over 40 should be having a colonoscopy once every 2 years. Could be bad things growing there that give no signs until its to late. Its called the silent killer. The kiddies can make fun, the grown ups should get a look at their **** shoot

11-23-2010, 03:40 PM	#2
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,417	Mods: Please merge with the There Will Be Blood Thread. Thank you.

11-23-2010, 04:39 PM	#6
parkwayjet1 Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Valley Stream, N.Y. Posts: 2,889	Yeah, I'm waiting for the docs to convert one of those TSA scanners to something that will take a look there with no probing.

11-23-2010, 05:36 PM	#14
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,792	so... a Pasts* fan urging other men to have their buttholez promptly and thoroughly inspected??

11-23-2010, 05:37 PM	#15
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,792	just kidding. stay healthy, my friends.

11-23-2010, 05:49 PM	#18
southparkcpa I see the 88 to 97 period all over again. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Posts: 15,750	I thought the magic number 50 years old???? Pats fans Doc checks the prostrate from the back...hands free.