teh off-eshel Hampur offseason thread - Page 2

WestCoastOffensive · 01-25-2011, 12:07 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938765]still a HOF'er[/QUOTE]

The Jim Taylor of the Hampur. Always there with a carry that moves the sticks.

Timmy® · 01-25-2011, 12:10 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3938780]The Jim Taylor of the Hampur. Always there with a carry that moves the sticks.[/QUOTE]

while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family?

Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me.

nothing personal wco, you were probably next.

quantum · 01-25-2011, 12:11 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938783]while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family.

Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me.

nothing personal wco, you were probably next.[/QUOTE]

really? I thought I was one of the more normal ones here.

Timmy® · 01-25-2011, 12:12 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3938790]really? I thought I was one of the more normal ones here.[/QUOTE]

you aren't at the bottom of the list, but I'm not bringing you to parties either.

jetswin · 01-25-2011, 12:16 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938783]while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family?

Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me.

nothing personal wco, you were probably next.[/QUOTE]
I appreciate that but you should know I always spill something on my shirt at the dinner table, I hope you guys don't wear ties at Thanksgiving.

WestCoastOffensive · 01-25-2011, 12:17 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3938775]Will you be holding out this off season?[/QUOTE]

Well, if I do, you'll be the first one I text. I can wear gloves if that works for you. :)

WestCoastOffensive · 01-25-2011, 12:24 PM

[QUOTE=jetswin;3938802]I appreciate that but you should know I always spill something on my shirt at the dinner table, I hope you guys don't wear ties at Thanksgiving.[/QUOTE]

That's true, lately you've been more of a short-bus yardage back.

jetswin · 01-25-2011, 12:32 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3938817]That's true, lately you've been more of a short-bus yardage back.[/QUOTE]
work keeps getting in the way of my hampur contributions, you can imagine where modding is :D

Fishooked · 01-25-2011, 12:35 PM

If Dirtstart expects to get resigned, he'd better get reacquainted with the MS Paint playbook...

quantum · 01-25-2011, 12:54 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3938804]Well, if I do, you'll be the first one I text. I can wear gloves if that works for you. :)[/QUOTE]

just don't send me any pictures. :erm:

Jets Things · 01-25-2011, 01:11 PM

This thread is a dick.

southside · 01-25-2011, 01:21 PM

Cut them all, start fresh. New blood. These guys are clearly done.

Peebag · 01-25-2011, 01:25 PM

With the 1st pick of the 2011 Mod draft, the Hampeur selects:
Jetsrule128

(confused looks, fans screaming and fainting, Mel Kiper tearing his hair out)

parkwayjet1 · 01-25-2011, 02:00 PM

[QUOTE=Peebag;3938926]With the 1st pick of the 2011 Mod draft, the Hampeur selects:
Jetsrule128

(confused looks, fans screaming and fainting, [B]Mel Kiper tearing his hair out[/B])[/QUOTE]

"Clearly the JI Hampur doesn't understand what the Mod Draft is all about."

FF2® · 01-25-2011, 02:04 PM

Didn't Warfist threaten to quit recently?

Is he the Hampur's Brett Favre? :confused:

Fishooked · 01-25-2011, 02:06 PM

[QUOTE=Peebag;3938926]With the 1st pick of the 2011 Mod draft, the Hampeur selects:
Jetsrule128

(confused looks, fans screaming and fainting, Mel Kiper tearing his hair out)[/QUOTE]

[Rich Eisen mutters][I]
"Are we really at a Hampur draft right now?!"[/I]

32green · 01-25-2011, 02:24 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938684]32Green.

What the hell is his story?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3938690]he's clearly past his prime, almost over-the-hill, but still a valuable member of the team.

i say we bring him back for another year, but only at the vet's minimum.

[/QUOTE]

:(

Cant disagree.

WHen I come into a thread, its like watching Brad Smith trotting out for another Wildcat; You can hear the whole intherents groan.

Still, I give my "Teh scissors who haz them" thread the edge over Timmmy's self-abandoned "I was banned at a Guitar forum but I cant tell you which one it is" thread.

:dunno:

Timmy® · 01-25-2011, 02:32 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3939051]:(

Cant disagree.

WHen I come into a thread, its like watching Brad Smith trotting out for another Wildcat; You can hear the whole intherents groan.

Still, I give my "Teh scissors who haz them" thread the edge over Timmmy's self-abandoned "I was banned at a Guitar forum but I cant tell you which one it is" thread.

:dunno:[/QUOTE]

made up for it with the tomato thread. like a 4th quarter come back.

Dirtstar · 01-25-2011, 02:44 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;3938832]If Dirtstart expects to get resigned, he'd better get reacquainted with the MS Paint playbook...[/QUOTE]

lol, my playing days are done.

i prefer to be the extra douchy "who the phuck does this guy think he is??" commentator, a la Chris Collinsworth.

Fishooked · 01-25-2011, 02:53 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939077]made up for it with the tomato thread. like a 4th quarter come back.[/QUOTE]

No you didn't. You're like a whole vegetable garden short.

Rotting tomatoes on a Vermont windowsill? Noes.

01-25-2011, 12:10 PM	#22
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,471	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3938780]The Jim Taylor of the Hampur. Always there with a carry that moves the sticks.[/QUOTE] while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family? Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me. nothing personal wco, you were probably next. Last edited by Timmy®; 01-25-2011 at 12:13 PM.

01-25-2011, 12:07 PM	#21
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,640	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938765]still a HOF'er[/QUOTE] The Jim Taylor of the Hampur. Always there with a carry that moves the sticks.

01-25-2011, 12:11 PM	#23
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,880	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938783]while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family. Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me. nothing personal wco, you were probably next.[/QUOTE] really? I thought I was one of the more normal ones here.

01-25-2011, 12:12 PM	#24
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,471	[QUOTE=quantum;3938790]really? I thought I was one of the more normal ones here.[/QUOTE] you aren't at the bottom of the list, but I'm not bringing you to parties either.

01-25-2011, 12:16 PM	#25
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938783]while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family? Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me. nothing personal wco, you were probably next.[/QUOTE] I appreciate that but you should know I always spill something on my shirt at the dinner table, I hope you guys don't wear ties at Thanksgiving.

01-25-2011, 12:17 PM	#26
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,640	[QUOTE=quantum;3938775]Will you be holding out this off season?[/QUOTE] Well, if I do, you'll be the first one I text. I can wear gloves if that works for you. :)

01-25-2011, 12:24 PM	#27
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,640	[QUOTE=jetswin;3938802]I appreciate that but you should know I always spill something on my shirt at the dinner table, I hope you guys don't wear ties at Thanksgiving.[/QUOTE] That's true, lately you've been more of a short-bus yardage back.

01-25-2011, 12:32 PM	#28
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3938817]That's true, lately you've been more of a short-bus yardage back.[/QUOTE] work keeps getting in the way of my hampur contributions, you can imagine where modding is :D

01-25-2011, 12:35 PM	#29
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,692	If Dirtstart expects to get resigned, he'd better get reacquainted with the MS Paint playbook...

01-25-2011, 12:54 PM	#30
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,880	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3938804]Well, if I do, you'll be the first one I text. I can wear gloves if that works for you. :)[/QUOTE] just don't send me any pictures. :erm:

01-25-2011, 01:11 PM	#31
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,405	This thread is a dick.

01-25-2011, 01:21 PM	#32
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,884	Cut them all, start fresh. New blood. These guys are clearly done.

01-25-2011, 01:25 PM	#33
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,110	With the 1st pick of the 2011 Mod draft, the Hampeur selects: Jetsrule128 (confused looks, fans screaming and fainting, Mel Kiper tearing his hair out)

01-25-2011, 02:00 PM	#34
parkwayjet1 Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Valley Stream, N.Y. Posts: 2,889	[QUOTE=Peebag;3938926]With the 1st pick of the 2011 Mod draft, the Hampeur selects: Jetsrule128 (confused looks, fans screaming and fainting, [B]Mel Kiper tearing his hair out[/B])[/QUOTE] "Clearly the JI Hampur doesn't understand what the Mod Draft is all about."

01-25-2011, 02:04 PM	#35
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,144	Didn't Warfist threaten to quit recently? Is he the Hampur's Brett Favre? :confused:

01-25-2011, 02:06 PM	#36
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,692	[QUOTE=Peebag;3938926]With the 1st pick of the 2011 Mod draft, the Hampeur selects: Jetsrule128 (confused looks, fans screaming and fainting, Mel Kiper tearing his hair out)[/QUOTE] [Rich Eisen mutters][I] "Are we really at a Hampur draft right now?!"[/I]

01-25-2011, 02:24 PM	#37
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938684]32Green. What the hell is his story?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3938690]he's clearly past his prime, almost over-the-hill, but still a valuable member of the team. i say we bring him back for another year, but only at the vet's minimum. [/QUOTE] :( Cant disagree. WHen I come into a thread, its like watching Brad Smith trotting out for another Wildcat; You can hear the whole intherents groan. Still, I give my "Teh scissors who haz them" thread the edge over Timmmy's self-abandoned "I was banned at a Guitar forum but I cant tell you which one it is" thread. :dunno:

01-25-2011, 02:32 PM	#38
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,471	[QUOTE=32green;3939051]:( Cant disagree. WHen I come into a thread, its like watching Brad Smith trotting out for another Wildcat; You can hear the whole intherents groan. Still, I give my "Teh scissors who haz them" thread the edge over Timmmy's self-abandoned "I was banned at a Guitar forum but I cant tell you which one it is" thread. :dunno:[/QUOTE] made up for it with the tomato thread. like a 4th quarter come back.

01-25-2011, 02:44 PM	#39
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,783	[QUOTE=Fishooked;3938832]If Dirtstart expects to get resigned, he'd better get reacquainted with the MS Paint playbook...[/QUOTE] lol, my playing days are done. i prefer to be the extra douchy "who the phuck does this guy think he is??" commentator, a la Chris Collinsworth.

01-25-2011, 02:53 PM	#40
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,692	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939077]made up for it with the tomato thread. like a 4th quarter come back.[/QUOTE] No you didn't. You're like a whole vegetable garden short. Rotting tomatoes on a Vermont windowsill? Noes.