teh off-eshel Hampur offseason thread - Page 3

JStokes · 01-25-2011, 02:54 PM

82ndAirborne=Plaxico.

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Timmy® · 01-25-2011, 03:09 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;3939127]No you didn't. You're like a whole vegetable garden short.

Rotting tomatoes on a Vermont windowsill? Noes.[/QUOTE]

some people here are multi-layered and complex. it was for them.

Fishooked · 01-25-2011, 03:19 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939183]some people here are multi-layered and complex. it was for them.[/QUOTE]

My doots are multi-layered too.

quantum · 01-25-2011, 03:21 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939183]some people here are multi-layered and complex. it was for them.[/QUOTE]

you're playing [I]that[/I] card? I invented that card [B]years[/B] ago. :mad::rolleyes:

Timmy® · 01-25-2011, 03:30 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;3939209]My doots are multi-layered too.[/QUOTE]

not into the doot thing, surprisingly. it's odd that I never got hooked on cigarettes either. I'm into everything else low-brow.

Dirtstar · 01-25-2011, 03:32 PM

tough break for teh Hampur: there's a good chance we lose JStrokes to the Patriots*.

they just love their midgets over there.

Jets Things · 01-25-2011, 03:33 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939237]not into the doot thing, surprisingly. it's odd that I never got hooked on cigarettes either. [B]I'm into everything else low-brow[/B].[/QUOTE]

Like tomato-watching?

Carlton · 01-25-2011, 03:35 PM

Roger Vick is this year's PacMan. Got a second chance and spectacularly blew it.

Timmy® · 01-25-2011, 03:35 PM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3939243]tough break for teh Hampur: there's a good chance we lose JStrokes to the Patriots*.

they just love their midgets over there.[/QUOTE]

and he's white. he'll be slant pass pro-bowler over there.

Peebag · 01-25-2011, 03:36 PM

This just in on the Hampuer wire - Freshlybaked will miss the 1st four threads of the 2011 season due to testing positive for a "substance"

Carlton · 01-25-2011, 03:39 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938783]while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family?

Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me.

nothing personal wco, you were probably next.[/QUOTE]

WLF

JStokes · 01-25-2011, 03:42 PM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3939243]tough break for teh Hampur: there's a good chance we lose JStrokes to the Patriots*.

they just love their midgets over there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939252]and he's white. he'll be slant pass pro-bowler over there.[/QUOTE]

You laugh--in High School I was Danny Woodhead BEFORE there was a Danny Woodhead.

Running back, KOR, safety, 4.55 40 and could bench more that 98% of my teammates--and more than ANYONE that weighed less than 210.

My vertical was a bit...underwhelming. :O

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WestCoastOffensive · 01-25-2011, 03:49 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;3939265]You laugh--in High School I was Danny Woodhead BEFORE there was a Danny Woodhead.

Running back, KOR, safety, 4.55 40 and could bench more that 98% of my teammates--and more than ANYONE that weighed less than 210.

My vertical was a bit...underwhelming. :O

_[/QUOTE]

I can just hear Joe Theismann if you played for the Pats.

"And...don't....DO NOT sleep on the guy that lines up behind Brady, Gay Strokes."

Timmy® · 01-25-2011, 03:51 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;3939265]You laugh--in High School I was Danny Woodhead BEFORE there was a Danny Woodhead.

Running back, KOR, safety, 4.55 40 and could bench more that 98% of my teammates--and more than ANYONE that weighed less than 210.

My vertical was a bit...underwhelming. :O

_[/QUOTE]

did your teammates ever bench press you?

Jets Things · 01-25-2011, 03:55 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939283]did your teammates ever bench press you?[/QUOTE]

No, but the did do push-ups on top of him.

jetstream23 · 01-25-2011, 03:56 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939183][B]some people here are multi-layered and complex[/B]. it was for them.[/QUOTE]

link?

I don't think we can keep both jetswin and Warfist, just not enough Cap space for high-priced talent like that. (trying to keep a straight face)

Carlton · 01-25-2011, 04:08 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;3939290]link?

I don't think we can keep both jetswin and Warfist, just not enough Cap space for high-priced talent like that. (trying to keep a straight face)[/QUOTE]

Timmy either... he's like Albert Haynesworth.. all the talent in the world, but disappears for long stretches. I think we need to free up some cap space so we can keep some guys with more commitment.

Timmy® · 01-25-2011, 04:11 PM

[QUOTE=Polidore22;3939326]Timmy either... he's like Albert Haynesworth.. all the talent in the world, but disappears for long stretches. I think we need to free up some cap space so we can keep some guys with more commitment.[/QUOTE]

half-ass...take it or leave it

i'm too old for this s***

southside · 01-25-2011, 04:23 PM

Who's QBing this ship of fools?

We ain't going anywhere near the super bowl if we don't get this pick right. It could set us back for weeks.

quantum · 01-25-2011, 04:30 PM

[QUOTE=Polidore22;3939326]Timmy either... he's like Albert Haynesworth.. all the talent in the world, but disappears for long stretches. I think we need to free up some cap space so we can keep some guys with more commitment.[/QUOTE]

He's like Kris Jenkins: you know he's good, shows up for 1 qtr, goes down, next thing you know, he's on TV in Vermont. We can't afford that anymore.

01-25-2011, 02:54 PM	#41
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	82ndAirborne=Plaxico. _

01-25-2011, 03:09 PM	#42
Timmy® No longer has hell in him. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,695	[QUOTE=Fishooked;3939127]No you didn't. You're like a whole vegetable garden short. Rotting tomatoes on a Vermont windowsill? Noes.[/QUOTE] some people here are multi-layered and complex. it was for them.

01-25-2011, 03:19 PM	#43
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,910	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939183]some people here are multi-layered and complex. it was for them.[/QUOTE] My doots are multi-layered too.

01-25-2011, 03:21 PM	#44
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 18,033	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939183]some people here are multi-layered and complex. it was for them.[/QUOTE] you're playing [I]that[/I] card? I invented that card [B]years[/B] ago. :mad::rolleyes:

01-25-2011, 03:30 PM	#45
Timmy® No longer has hell in him. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,695	[QUOTE=Fishooked;3939209]My doots are multi-layered too.[/QUOTE] not into the doot thing, surprisingly. it's odd that I never got hooked on cigarettes either. I'm into everything else low-brow.

01-25-2011, 03:32 PM	#46
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,882	tough break for teh Hampur: there's a good chance we lose JStrokes to the Patriots*. they just love their midgets over there.

01-25-2011, 03:33 PM	#47
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,487	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939237]not into the doot thing, surprisingly. it's odd that I never got hooked on cigarettes either. [B]I'm into everything else low-brow[/B].[/QUOTE] Like tomato-watching?

01-25-2011, 03:35 PM	#48
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,479	Roger Vick is this year's PacMan. Got a second chance and spectacularly blew it.

01-25-2011, 03:36 PM	#50
Peebag ga;sdl;fja;;sdfj All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,186	This just in on the Hampuer wire - Freshlybaked will miss the 1st four threads of the 2011 season due to testing positive for a "substance"

01-25-2011, 03:39 PM	#51
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,479	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3938783]while we all come here for the freak show entertainment and low brow humor, which hampurites would you [B]not[/B] be embarrassed to have in your family? Paulie...Jetswin...i think that's it for me. nothing personal wco, you were probably next.[/QUOTE] WLF

01-25-2011, 03:42 PM	#52
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3939243]tough break for teh Hampur: there's a good chance we lose JStrokes to the Patriots*. they just love their midgets over there.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Timmy®;3939252]and he's white. he'll be slant pass pro-bowler over there.[/QUOTE] You laugh--in High School I was Danny Woodhead BEFORE there was a Danny Woodhead. Running back, KOR, safety, 4.55 40 and could bench more that 98% of my teammates--and more than ANYONE that weighed less than 210. My vertical was a bit...underwhelming. :O _

01-25-2011, 03:49 PM	#53
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,985	[QUOTE=JStokes;3939265]You laugh--in High School I was Danny Woodhead BEFORE there was a Danny Woodhead. Running back, KOR, safety, 4.55 40 and could bench more that 98% of my teammates--and more than ANYONE that weighed less than 210. My vertical was a bit...underwhelming. :O _[/QUOTE] I can just hear Joe Theismann if you played for the Pats. "And...don't....DO NOT sleep on the guy that lines up behind Brady, Gay Strokes."

01-25-2011, 03:51 PM	#54
Timmy® No longer has hell in him. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,695	[QUOTE=JStokes;3939265]You laugh--in High School I was Danny Woodhead BEFORE there was a Danny Woodhead. Running back, KOR, safety, 4.55 40 and could bench more that 98% of my teammates--and more than ANYONE that weighed less than 210. My vertical was a bit...underwhelming. :O _[/QUOTE] did your teammates ever bench press you?

01-25-2011, 03:55 PM	#55
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,487	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939283]did your teammates ever bench press you?[/QUOTE] No, but the did do push-ups on top of him.

01-25-2011, 03:56 PM	#56
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,730	[QUOTE=Timmy®;3939183][B]some people here are multi-layered and complex[/B]. it was for them.[/QUOTE] link? I don't think we can keep both jetswin and Warfist, just not enough Cap space for high-priced talent like that. (trying to keep a straight face)

01-25-2011, 04:08 PM	#57
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,479	[QUOTE=jetstream23;3939290]link? I don't think we can keep both jetswin and Warfist, just not enough Cap space for high-priced talent like that. (trying to keep a straight face)[/QUOTE] Timmy either... he's like Albert Haynesworth.. all the talent in the world, but disappears for long stretches. I think we need to free up some cap space so we can keep some guys with more commitment.

01-25-2011, 04:11 PM	#58
Timmy® No longer has hell in him. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,695	[QUOTE=Polidore22;3939326]Timmy either... he's like Albert Haynesworth.. all the talent in the world, but disappears for long stretches. I think we need to free up some cap space so we can keep some guys with more commitment.[/QUOTE] half-ass...take it or leave it i'm too old for this s***

01-25-2011, 04:23 PM	#59
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	Who's QBing this ship of fools? We ain't going anywhere near the super bowl if we don't get this pick right. It could set us back for weeks.

01-25-2011, 04:30 PM	#60
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 18,033	[QUOTE=Polidore22;3939326]Timmy either... he's like Albert Haynesworth.. all the talent in the world, but disappears for long stretches. I think we need to free up some cap space so we can keep some guys with more commitment.[/QUOTE] He's like Kris Jenkins: you know he's good, shows up for 1 qtr, goes down, next thing you know, he's on TV in Vermont. We can't afford that anymore.