Can Charlie Sheen go off his rocker any more?

CanadaSteve · 02-25-2011, 08:51 AM

Just sayin.....

Jetworks · 02-25-2011, 08:57 AM

Answer?

:yes:

John_0515 · 02-25-2011, 08:59 AM

Shame, because I like that show. It's pretty funny.

Oh well.

southside · 02-25-2011, 08:59 AM

How much coke does he have?

Apache 51 · 02-25-2011, 09:26 AM

Part of me thinks it's a ploy to allow him to get better?, and see how much of a demand they can create for next year. Way to much dinero involved to pull the plug for good. idk.

Tyler Durden · 02-25-2011, 09:42 AM

People like to compare him to Robert Downey Jr, but Sheen isn't half the actor Downey is, or even his father, Martin Sheen.

Besides, Downey never beat women like Charlie.

Apache 51 · 02-25-2011, 09:43 AM

[QUOTE=Tyler Durden;3967138]People like to compare him to Robert Downey Jr, but Sheen isn't half the actor Downey is, or even his father, Martin Sheen.[/QUOTE]

He doesn't have to be. He was pretty good in Platoon.

Peebag · 02-25-2011, 10:17 AM

[QUOTE=Tyler Durden;3967138]People like to compare him to Robert Downey Jr, but Sheen isn't half the actor Downey is, or even his father, Martin Sheen.

Besides, Downey never beat women like Charlie.[/QUOTE]

Charlie never beat a woman, he was attacking the gargoyles that emerged from their faces.

cocaine is a hellva drug

Gas2No99 · 02-25-2011, 10:40 AM

[SIZE="3"][B][URL="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/02/charlie_sheen_radio.html"]The Eleven Most Inexplicable Quotes From Today’s Charlie Sheen Radio Meltdown[/URL][/B][/SIZE]

If you thought Charlie Sheen's radio meltdowns were bad before — and with bombs hurled at his Two and a Half Men boss Chuck Lorre and inexplicable advice offered to Lindsay Lohan, they have been — they're nothing compared to the aggressive, addled rant Sheen launched today on the Alex Jones Show. TMZ has the audio, where Sheen calls Lorre ethnic slurs, talks about his army of assassins, and even slams one of our founding fathers. The beleaguered actor is supposed to return to work on Two and a Half Men next week, but after today, we're not so sure. ([B]Update[/B]: CBS and Warner Bros. TV have decided against resuming production on Two and a Half Men next week and will keep the show dark for the rest of the season.)

Here are eleven of the most incendiary, odd, or just plain inexplicable things Sheen said on the air:

[B]On his tropical vacation with wife Brooke Mueller, a porn star, and a new mistress:[/B]
"Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you're going to need it. Badly … She's not there now and we are and I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops."

[B]On people who talk about him:[/B]
"Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show."

[B]On Chuck Lorre's Sheen-tweaking vanity card[/B]:
"I didn't care for that vanity card … that was one of the few compliments that clown has paid me in almost a decade."

[B]On Lorre himself:[/B]
"I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law."

[B]On his power[/B]:
"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

[B]On Major League 3[/B]:
"It's being directed and written by a genius named David Ward who, I don't know, won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting? [Ed. He was 29.] It was his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat."

[B]On why he should be feared[/B]:
"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

[B]Wait, what?[/B]
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

[B]No, seriously: What?[/B]
"If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning."

[B]On Alcoholics Anonymou[/B]s:
"It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bull$h!t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!"

[B]On ex-presidents[/B]:
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a PU$$Y."

[IMG]http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2011/02/24_charliesheen_146x97.jpg[/IMG]

Peebag · 02-25-2011, 12:58 PM

[QUOTE=Gas2No99;3967159][SIZE="3"][B][URL="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/02/charlie_sheen_radio.html"]The Eleven Most Inexplicable Quotes From Today’s Charlie Sheen Radio Meltdown[/URL][/B][/SIZE]

If you thought Charlie Sheen's radio meltdowns were bad before — and with bombs hurled at his Two and a Half Men boss Chuck Lorre and inexplicable advice offered to Lindsay Lohan, they have been — they're nothing compared to the aggressive, addled rant Sheen launched today on the Alex Jones Show. TMZ has the audio, where Sheen calls Lorre ethnic slurs, talks about his army of assassins, and even slams one of our founding fathers. The beleaguered actor is supposed to return to work on Two and a Half Men next week, but after today, we're not so sure. ([B]Update[/B]: CBS and Warner Bros. TV have decided against resuming production on Two and a Half Men next week and will keep the show dark for the rest of the season.)

Here are eleven of the most incendiary, odd, or just plain inexplicable things Sheen said on the air:

[B]On his tropical vacation with wife Brooke Mueller, a porn star, and a new mistress:[/B]
"Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you're going to need it. Badly … She's not there now and we are and I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops."

[B]On people who talk about him:[/B]
"Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show."

[B]On Chuck Lorre's Sheen-tweaking vanity card[/B]:
"I didn't care for that vanity card … that was one of the few compliments that clown has paid me in almost a decade."

[B]On Lorre himself:[/B]
"I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law."

[B]On his power[/B]:
"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

[B]On Major League 3[/B]:
"It's being directed and written by a genius named David Ward who, I don't know, won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting? [Ed. He was 29.] It was his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat."

[B]On why he should be feared[/B]:
"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

[B]Wait, what?[/B]
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

[B]No, seriously: What?[/B]
"If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning."

[B]On Alcoholics Anonymou[/B]s:
"It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bull$h!t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!"

[B]On ex-presidents[/B]:
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a PU$$Y."

[IMG]http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2011/02/24_charliesheen_146x97.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

wow, just wow....if it's true.....

Fishooked · 02-25-2011, 01:20 PM

I never knew this guys' brains turned to mush this badly.
What a delusional self aggrandizing jerkoff. I hope his next OD lands him on a cold slab in the morgue.

RageATL · 02-25-2011, 02:09 PM

[QUOTE=southside;3967106]How much coke does he have?[/QUOTE]

Ziplocs full. That's how I like my celebrities, coked to the gills and outta their minds. Otherwise, they are useless.

innerjet · 02-25-2011, 02:09 PM

Not much of a Charlie Sheen fan, but I agree with almost everything he said.

bitonti · 02-25-2011, 02:14 PM

for a normal person 1.8 million dollars is alot of money (that's Sheen's rumored rate per episode)

going from a net worth of 100,000 to 1.8 mil would be huge

but think about it if you are Charlie Sheen... with 50 Mil or 100 Mil in the bank... going to 52 or 102 isn't that big a deal. Im not defending the dude but it is a matter of perspective. Everytime major league or young guns is on TV he's getting a check. Money has ceased to be all that important.

Fishooked · 02-25-2011, 02:21 PM

[QUOTE=bitonti;3967312]for a normal person 1.8 million dollars is alot of money (that's Sheen's rumored rate per episode)

going from a net worth of 100,000 to 1.8 mil would be huge

but think about it if you are Charlie Sheen... with 50 Mil or 100 Mil in the bank... going to 52 or 102 isn't that big a deal. Im not defending the dude but it is a matter of perspective. Everytime major league or young guns is on TV he's getting a check. Money has ceased to be all that important.[/QUOTE]

It's not about how much money he's making...its about how mentally unstable he obviously is. The dude's heart is going to explode in his chest. Im sure his daughters are going to be very proud of what an 'animal' he was when they lower his casket into the ground.

TerminatorJet · 02-25-2011, 04:14 PM

Say what you want about Charlie the man knows how to party.:yes:

Revi$_I$l@nd · 02-25-2011, 04:20 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;3967317]It's not about how much money he's making...its about how mentally unstable he obviously is. The dude's heart is going to explode in his chest. Im sure his daughters are going to be very proud of what an 'animal' he was when they lower his casket into the ground.[/QUOTE]

Some people don't live for their kids... They live for themselves...

He'll provide them a better life financially than most could ever dream of. All the opportunities the world has to offer...

On the downside, they have to deal with the fact that their father snorted blow from a suitcase and had an orgy room in his house constantly filled with porn stars...

When the stork dropped me off, I wish he gave me this option in life... Even if on the way down he said I wouldn't make it to 50...

chirorob · 02-25-2011, 06:28 PM

[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3967388]Some people don't live for their kids... They live for themselves...

He'll provide them a better life financially than most could ever dream of. All the opportunities the world has to offer...

On the downside, they have to deal with the fact that their father snorted blow from a suitcase and had an orgy room in his house constantly filled with porn stars...

When the stork dropped me off, I wish he gave me this option in life... Even if on the way down he said I wouldn't make it to 50...[/QUOTE]

Ask most kids what they would rather have, cash or a father that pays attention to them.

Really, you want to live that lifestyle. To be a freakin moron who has literally no brain cells left at all? I'll pass.

BRONX JET · 02-25-2011, 06:38 PM

He would make a great JI Mod:eek:

Borgoguy · 02-25-2011, 06:41 PM

[QUOTE=TerminatorJet;3967382]Say what you want about Charlie the man knows how to party.:yes:[/QUOTE]

And enthrall (unintentionally, of course) as a guest on a radio program. Sheen is about as "out there" as you can get, which is entertaining as hell. His rants are two steps down from the pinnacle, which was Sam Kinison's drug/drunken tirades on Howard back in the 90s.

02-25-2011, 08:51 AM	#1
CanadaSteve Liked the draft picks....meat and potatoes. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: London, Ontario Posts: 6,514	Can Charlie Sheen go off his rocker any more? Just sayin.....

02-25-2011, 08:57 AM	#2
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,471	Answer? :yes:

02-25-2011, 08:59 AM	#3
John_0515 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 21,132	Shame, because I like that show. It's pretty funny. Oh well.

02-25-2011, 08:59 AM	#4
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,898	How much coke does he have?

02-25-2011, 09:26 AM	#5
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,658	Part of me thinks it's a ploy to allow him to get better?, and see how much of a demand they can create for next year. Way to much dinero involved to pull the plug for good. idk.

02-25-2011, 09:42 AM	#6
Tyler Durden Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 31,171	People like to compare him to Robert Downey Jr, but Sheen isn't half the actor Downey is, or even his father, Martin Sheen. Besides, Downey never beat women like Charlie.

02-25-2011, 09:43 AM	#7
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,658	[QUOTE=Tyler Durden;3967138]People like to compare him to Robert Downey Jr, but Sheen isn't half the actor Downey is, or even his father, Martin Sheen.[/QUOTE] He doesn't have to be. He was pretty good in Platoon.

02-25-2011, 10:17 AM	#8
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	[QUOTE=Tyler Durden;3967138]People like to compare him to Robert Downey Jr, but Sheen isn't half the actor Downey is, or even his father, Martin Sheen. Besides, Downey never beat women like Charlie.[/QUOTE] Charlie never beat a woman, he was attacking the gargoyles that emerged from their faces. cocaine is a hellva drug

02-25-2011, 10:40 AM	#9
Gas2No99 Patiently waiting for disappointment once again All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 245-A Posts: 2,941	[SIZE="3"][B][URL="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/02/charlie_sheen_radio.html"]The Eleven Most Inexplicable Quotes From Today’s Charlie Sheen Radio Meltdown[/URL][/B][/SIZE] If you thought Charlie Sheen's radio meltdowns were bad before — and with bombs hurled at his Two and a Half Men boss Chuck Lorre and inexplicable advice offered to Lindsay Lohan, they have been — they're nothing compared to the aggressive, addled rant Sheen launched today on the Alex Jones Show. TMZ has the audio, where Sheen calls Lorre ethnic slurs, talks about his army of assassins, and even slams one of our founding fathers. The beleaguered actor is supposed to return to work on Two and a Half Men next week, but after today, we're not so sure. ([B]Update[/B]: CBS and Warner Bros. TV have decided against resuming production on Two and a Half Men next week and will keep the show dark for the rest of the season.) Here are eleven of the most incendiary, odd, or just plain inexplicable things Sheen said on the air: [B]On his tropical vacation with wife Brooke Mueller, a porn star, and a new mistress:[/B] "Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you're going to need it. Badly … She's not there now and we are and I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops." [B]On people who talk about him:[/B] "Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show." [B]On Chuck Lorre's Sheen-tweaking vanity card[/B]: "I didn't care for that vanity card … that was one of the few compliments that clown has paid me in almost a decade." [B]On Lorre himself:[/B] "I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law." [B]On his power[/B]: "I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground." [B]On Major League 3[/B]: "It's being directed and written by a genius named David Ward who, I don't know, won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting? [Ed. He was 29.] It was his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat." [B]On why he should be feared[/B]: "There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins." [B]Wait, what?[/B] "Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes." [B]No, seriously: What?[/B] "If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning." [B]On Alcoholics Anonymou[/B]s: "It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bull$h!t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!" [B]On ex-presidents[/B]: "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a PU$$Y." [IMG]http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2011/02/24_charliesheen_146x97.jpg[/IMG]

02-25-2011, 12:58 PM	#10
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	[QUOTE=Gas2No99;3967159][SIZE="3"][B][URL="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/02/charlie_sheen_radio.html"]The Eleven Most Inexplicable Quotes From Today’s Charlie Sheen Radio Meltdown[/URL][/B][/SIZE] If you thought Charlie Sheen's radio meltdowns were bad before — and with bombs hurled at his Two and a Half Men boss Chuck Lorre and inexplicable advice offered to Lindsay Lohan, they have been — they're nothing compared to the aggressive, addled rant Sheen launched today on the Alex Jones Show. TMZ has the audio, where Sheen calls Lorre ethnic slurs, talks about his army of assassins, and even slams one of our founding fathers. The beleaguered actor is supposed to return to work on Two and a Half Men next week, but after today, we're not so sure. ([B]Update[/B]: CBS and Warner Bros. TV have decided against resuming production on Two and a Half Men next week and will keep the show dark for the rest of the season.) Here are eleven of the most incendiary, odd, or just plain inexplicable things Sheen said on the air: [B]On his tropical vacation with wife Brooke Mueller, a porn star, and a new mistress:[/B] "Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you're going to need it. Badly … She's not there now and we are and I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops." [B]On people who talk about him:[/B] "Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show." [B]On Chuck Lorre's Sheen-tweaking vanity card[/B]: "I didn't care for that vanity card … that was one of the few compliments that clown has paid me in almost a decade." [B]On Lorre himself:[/B] "I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law." [B]On his power[/B]: "I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground." [B]On Major League 3[/B]: "It's being directed and written by a genius named David Ward who, I don't know, won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting? [Ed. He was 29.] It was his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat." [B]On why he should be feared[/B]: "There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins." [B]Wait, what?[/B] "Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes." [B]No, seriously: What?[/B] "If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning." [B]On Alcoholics Anonymou[/B]s: "It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bull$h!t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!" [B]On ex-presidents[/B]: "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a PU$$Y." [IMG]http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2011/02/24_charliesheen_146x97.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] wow, just wow....if it's true.....

02-25-2011, 01:20 PM	#11
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	I never knew this guys' brains turned to mush this badly. What a delusional self aggrandizing jerkoff. I hope his next OD lands him on a cold slab in the morgue.

02-25-2011, 02:09 PM	#12
RageATL is a habitual line-stepper. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,230	[QUOTE=southside;3967106]How much coke does he have?[/QUOTE] Ziplocs full. That's how I like my celebrities, coked to the gills and outta their minds. Otherwise, they are useless.

02-25-2011, 02:09 PM	#13
innerjet All Pro Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,209	Not much of a Charlie Sheen fan, but I agree with almost everything he said.

02-25-2011, 02:14 PM	#14
bitonti searching Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Philly Posts: 38,786	for a normal person 1.8 million dollars is alot of money (that's Sheen's rumored rate per episode) going from a net worth of 100,000 to 1.8 mil would be huge but think about it if you are Charlie Sheen... with 50 Mil or 100 Mil in the bank... going to 52 or 102 isn't that big a deal. Im not defending the dude but it is a matter of perspective. Everytime major league or young guns is on TV he's getting a check. Money has ceased to be all that important.

02-25-2011, 02:21 PM	#15
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	[QUOTE=bitonti;3967312]for a normal person 1.8 million dollars is alot of money (that's Sheen's rumored rate per episode) going from a net worth of 100,000 to 1.8 mil would be huge but think about it if you are Charlie Sheen... with 50 Mil or 100 Mil in the bank... going to 52 or 102 isn't that big a deal. Im not defending the dude but it is a matter of perspective. Everytime major league or young guns is on TV he's getting a check. Money has ceased to be all that important.[/QUOTE] It's not about how much money he's making...its about how mentally unstable he obviously is. The dude's heart is going to explode in his chest. Im sure his daughters are going to be very proud of what an 'animal' he was when they lower his casket into the ground.

02-25-2011, 04:14 PM	#16
TerminatorJet is making lotsa $$ off Schotty's stupidity! Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,348	Say what you want about Charlie the man knows how to party.:yes:

02-25-2011, 04:20 PM	#17
Revi$_I$l@nd is Cro-ing H.A.M...Whatever that means Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,489	[QUOTE=Fishooked;3967317]It's not about how much money he's making...its about how mentally unstable he obviously is. The dude's heart is going to explode in his chest. Im sure his daughters are going to be very proud of what an 'animal' he was when they lower his casket into the ground.[/QUOTE] Some people don't live for their kids... They live for themselves... He'll provide them a better life financially than most could ever dream of. All the opportunities the world has to offer... On the downside, they have to deal with the fact that their father snorted blow from a suitcase and had an orgy room in his house constantly filled with porn stars... When the stork dropped me off, I wish he gave me this option in life... Even if on the way down he said I wouldn't make it to 50...

02-25-2011, 06:28 PM	#18
chirorob Draft the best available player. All Pro Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In transit Posts: 5,807	[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3967388]Some people don't live for their kids... They live for themselves... He'll provide them a better life financially than most could ever dream of. All the opportunities the world has to offer... On the downside, they have to deal with the fact that their father snorted blow from a suitcase and had an orgy room in his house constantly filled with porn stars... When the stork dropped me off, I wish he gave me this option in life... Even if on the way down he said I wouldn't make it to 50...[/QUOTE] Ask most kids what they would rather have, cash or a father that pays attention to them. Really, you want to live that lifestyle. To be a freakin moron who has literally no brain cells left at all? I'll pass.

02-25-2011, 06:38 PM	#19
BRONX JET Geno chants will start week 1 All League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Bronx, USA Posts: 3,015	He would make a great JI Mod:eek:

02-25-2011, 06:41 PM	#20
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,438	[QUOTE=TerminatorJet;3967382]Say what you want about Charlie the man knows how to party.:yes:[/QUOTE] And enthrall (unintentionally, of course) as a guest on a radio program. Sheen is about as "out there" as you can get, which is entertaining as hell. His rants are two steps down from the pinnacle, which was Sam Kinison's drug/drunken tirades on Howard back in the 90s.