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Old 04-04-2011, 03:46 PM   #81
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Then I puked popcorn and soda all over the fat chick sitting behind me.


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A chick threw up spaghetti on my neck at a Ted Nugent concert.
You people are annoying.

I still say that wasn't Vick here. The truth will one day come out.
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Old 04-04-2011, 03:46 PM   #82
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A chick threw up spaghetti on my neck at a Ted Nugent concert.
You people are annoying.

I still say that wasn't Vick here. The truth will one day come out.
Stop it. 100% that was him.
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Old 04-04-2011, 03:49 PM   #83
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We need to start a pool on how long Vick can make it between bannings...
word...welp, that's over with.

missed that one big time.
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Old 04-04-2011, 03:50 PM   #84
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word...welp, that's over with.

missed that one big time.
Please add to the Hampur "lexicon". Seriously, I like this as much as "sopne".
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Old 04-04-2011, 03:50 PM   #85
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A chick threw up spaghetti on my neck at a Ted Nugent concert.
You people are annoying.
You are a classic narcissist. The proper response would have been "omg, what happen to the 'lil child in the tent, Green?".... but no.

no.


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Old 04-04-2011, 03:52 PM   #86
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You are a classic narcissist. The proper response would have been "omg, what happen to the 'lil child in the tent, Green?".... but no.

no.


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it looked like chef Boyardee spaghetti

not even real pasta
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Old 04-04-2011, 03:58 PM   #87
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it looked like chef Boyardee spaghetti

not even real pasta
It seems as if 90% of your life stories involve mishaps in concert venues/city buses.

How did you see the back of your neck?


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Old 04-04-2011, 03:59 PM   #88
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Once, on a rollercoaster, as it began its descent after a monentary pause atop a rickety wood framed peak...I spied a lone child below...next to an attractions tent. As the furious rush of wind began to batter my mute, gaping mawed face, a green veined arm darted from beneath a tent flap, pulling the startled child within. The last thing I saw were the red sneakers silently disappearing beneath the canvass.

Then I puked popcorn and soda all over the fat chick sitting behind me.


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LOL. I just saw this. Dude, this is insanely dark, twisted, and...HILARIOUS.
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Old 04-04-2011, 04:01 PM   #89
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It seems as if 90% of your life stories involve mishaps in concert venues/city buses.

How did you see the back of your neck?


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deflection

sporting events generally don't go well either
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Old 04-04-2011, 04:38 PM   #90
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Once, on a rollercoaster, as it began its descent after a monentary pause atop a rickety wood framed peak...I spied a lone child below...next to an attractions tent. As the furious rush of wind began to batter my mute, gaping mawed face, a green veined arm darted from beneath a tent flap, pulling the startled child within. The last thing I saw were the red sneakers silently disappearing beneath the canvass.

Then I puked popcorn and soda all over the fat chick sitting behind me.


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Was this at 6 Flags? I know the tent you're talkin bout.
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Old 04-04-2011, 04:55 PM   #91
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Was this at 6 Flags? I know the tent you're talkin bout.
Another time, I spent a summer as an extra hand on a town garbage truck.

This one particular house... never used garbage cans. Always black, 3mil contractors bags. The contents always seemed diproportionately heavy to the size of the bags...and an odd, sweet odor emanated from them, worse on real hot days when they wreaked of decay...death, if you will.

But there they were, every tues and fri. like clockwork. Two, sometimes three bags.

On one particularly sweltering day, I banged in sick and went to Jones Beach West End two.

Man I love the Beach.

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Old 04-04-2011, 05:30 PM   #93
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You didn't take that you liar.
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Old 04-04-2011, 07:16 PM   #95
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You didn't take that you liar.
Hahahaha.. classic.
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Old 04-05-2011, 06:41 AM   #96
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Another time, I spent a summer as an extra hand on a town garbage truck.

This one particular house... never used garbage cans. Always black, 3mil contractors bags. The contents always seemed diproportionately heavy to the size of the bags...and an odd, sweet odor emanated from them, worse on real hot days when they wreaked of decay...death, if you will.

But there they were, every tues and fri. like clockwork. Two, sometimes three bags.

On one particularly sweltering day, I banged in sick and went to Jones Beach West End two.

Man I love the Beach.

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you sure it wasn't Gilgo?
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Old 04-05-2011, 06:55 AM   #97
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Old 04-09-2011, 09:19 PM   #99
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Soooooo....I had a lot of time on my hands the last few weeks, and its the new "in thing" to do, so I painted my engine cover to look like a warp core:

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Old 04-24-2011, 01:56 PM   #100
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Soooooo....I had a lot of time on my hands the last few weeks, and its the new "in thing" to do, so I painted my engine cover to look like a warp core:

Fcuking nerd.

















































I love it!!!!!!!!!!!
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