Fellow JI members you feel may dislike you... - Page 13

Jetworks · 03-03-2011, 10:06 AM

[QUOTE=FF2®;3971610]I'm looking for a cup of coffee.

Anyone know where I can get some?[/QUOTE]

Depends. What are you willing to do for it?

Borgoguy · 03-03-2011, 10:08 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3971621]These. :yes:

"But what if something else came up in the conversation, like football or work?"
"It would always circle back to chicks."
"How does that not get boring?"
"It just doesn't."
"But-"
"Don't try to understand. Accept."
[B]<sigh, chewing> "Fine. WTF did you do to this chicken?"[/B]
"YOU'RE a chicken!" :mad:[/QUOTE]

I pray this really transpired. LOL! I get yelled at virtually nightly as my TV viewing is almost entirely consumed with telling my wife who I find hot, even on the news.

Sourceworx · 03-03-2011, 10:10 AM

Borgo hates me because I don't put onions in my sauce. ;)

Apache 51 · 03-03-2011, 10:12 AM

[QUOTE=sourceworx;3971636]Borgo hates me because I don't put onions in my sauce. ;)[/QUOTE]

gravy

Jets Things · 03-03-2011, 10:13 AM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3971633]I pray this really transpired. LOL! I get yelled at virtually nightly as my TV viewing is almost entirely consumed with telling my wife who I find hot, even on the news.[/QUOTE]

One night a while back, I tore my last contact lens and couldn't find my glasses. So my painstakingly thinly-pounded chicken cordon bleu went into the oven at 250 instead of 350. :O

She gives it right back to me. For instance, we're watching Monday's "Gossip Girl" (stfu) last night and I'm drooling over Blake Lively and she proceeds to tell me she'd have to leave me if Chase Crawford ever came knocking.

Borgoguy · 03-03-2011, 10:19 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3971643]One night a while back, I tore my last contact lens and couldn't find my glasses. So my painstakingly thinly-pounded chicken cordon bleu went into the oven at 250 instead of 350. :O

She gives it right back to me. For instance, we're watching Monday's "Gossip Girl" (stfu) last night and I'm drooling over Blake Lively and she proceeds to tell me she'd have to leave me if Chase Crawford ever came knocking.[/QUOTE]

That show is one of the ones which gets me in hot water. My wife loves the show and would bone Chase at a second's notice, too. All I do is comment on the chicks (even Dorota got a mention once), and how the producers should have certain gals in lesbian scenes. Next, my wife tires of my horny idiocy and leaves to watch the show upstairs alone.

Jets Things · 03-03-2011, 10:29 AM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3971653]That show is one of the ones which gets me in hot water. My wife loves the show and would bone Chase at a second's notice, too. All I do is comment on the chicks (even Dorota got a mention once), and how the producers should have certain gals in lesbian scenes. Next, my wife tires of my horny idiocy and leaves to watch the show upstairs alone.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure my wife wants to do the same, but she has trouble with the remote. :D Seriously. :O

sdJETSetter · 03-03-2011, 10:35 AM

[QUOTE=Polidore22;3971251]lol.. it's ok. [B]Someday you guys will be comfortable with your sexuality. [/B] Great guy is just GUSHING![/QUOTE]

+1

Sourceworx · 03-03-2011, 12:18 PM

[QUOTE=Apache 51;3971640]gravy[/QUOTE]

I hate you :P

PatriotReign · 03-03-2011, 05:15 PM

I'm too irrelevant to hate except after the Jets beat the Pats, then...'Mr. Popularity'.

32green · 03-03-2011, 06:17 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;3971643]One night a while back, I tore my last contact lens and couldn't find my glasses. So my painstakingly thinly-pounded chicken cordon bleu went into the oven at 250 instead of 350. [/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.fearnet.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010413/twilightzone.jpg[/IMG]

I never felt the full impact of this episode until the first time I was out to dinner and couldnt read the fargin menu because once again, I didnt bring my reading spectacles or was on a LIRR "combined" train creeping along at 6 mph with a great book in my bag and no glazzes.:mad:

I cant seem to wrap my brain around the concept that I need to take reading glazzes with e EVERYWHERE, whether I like it or not.

Perfect vision for over 40 years and then thplaaaaaaaat.

It sucks getting old.

:(

32green · 03-03-2011, 06:19 PM

[QUOTE=PatriotReign;3972310]I'm too irrelevant to hate [/QUOTE]

Dont sell yourself short, your irrelavancy is very hatable.

:D

PatriotReign · 03-03-2011, 06:42 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3972387]Dont sell yourself short, your irrelavancy is very hatable.

:D[/QUOTE]

Tiger blood warmly insulates me from your barbs of hate.

[ :bigcry: ]

Dirtstar · 03-03-2011, 08:13 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3971305]Not only does it look like an midget was head bobbing her pubez with a bic, she possibly is hiding massive surgical scars with that silk pants ensemble.

You can see giant surgical stitches beneath the fabric.

:dunno:

[/QUOTE]

i see it.

i also see a vulture sticking some scotch tape on her back.

or something along those lines.

Apache 51 · 03-03-2011, 08:16 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3972385][IMG]http://www.fearnet.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010413/twilightzone.jpg[/IMG]

I never felt the full impact of this episode until the first time I was out to dinner and couldnt read the fargin menu because once again, I didnt bring my reading spectacles or was on a LIRR "combined" train creeping along at 6 mph with a great book in my bag and no glazzes.:mad:

I cant seem to wrap my brain around the concept that I need to take reading glazzes with e EVERYWHERE, whether I like it or not.

Perfect vision for over 40 years and then thplaaaaaaaat.

It sucks getting old.

:([/QUOTE]

In your sig, is that the original penguin?

Dirtstar · 03-03-2011, 08:19 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3971443]He's too busy! All those algoriddems; universal yick yack and whatever.

He can't touch you, buddy. Not with me and 32gats looking out for you. :yes:[/QUOTE]

thank you my friend, i feel much safer now.

alas, i fear that Timmy is also planning murder...

murder most fowl... heheheh :homer:

Jetworks · 03-03-2011, 10:29 PM

[QUOTE=Apache 51;3972466]In your sig, is that the original penguin?[/QUOTE]

Not a big Twilight Zone fan? Yes, that's Burgess Meredith in an excellent episode called "Time Enough at Last". Watch it and you can thank us later.

WestCoastOffensive · 03-04-2011, 02:24 AM

[QUOTE=32green;3972385][IMG]http://www.fearnet.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010413/twilightzone.jpg[/IMG]

I never felt the full impact of this episode until the first time I was out to dinner and couldnt read the fargin menu because once again, I didnt bring my reading spectacles or was on a LIRR "combined" train creeping along at 6 mph with a great book in my bag and no glazzes.:mad:

I cant seem to wrap my brain around the concept that I need to take reading glazzes with e EVERYWHERE, whether I like it or not.

Perfect vision for over 40 years and then thplaaaaaaaat.

It sucks getting old.

:([/QUOTE]

It's shocking how quickly eyesight goes. Good thing my dick grew to offset the loss.

If I could only figure out how to see my wife in the dark. :(

WestCoastOffensive · 03-04-2011, 02:26 AM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3972470]thank you my friend, i feel much safer now.

alas, i fear that Timmy is also planning murder...

[B]murder most fowl... heheheh [/B]:homer:[/QUOTE]

lol

32green · 03-04-2011, 07:14 AM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3972623]
If I could only figure out how to see my wife in the dark. :([/QUOTE]

lmao

honey, lets leave the lights on... I want to see you... you are bee-u-deeful.

shut up you ******e and get it over with

lol sorry my bad

:(

03-03-2011, 10:06 AM	#241
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,453	[QUOTE=FF2®;3971610]I'm looking for a cup of coffee. Anyone know where I can get some?[/QUOTE] Depends. What are you willing to do for it?

03-03-2011, 10:08 AM	#242
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,382	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3971621]These. :yes: "But what if something else came up in the conversation, like football or work?" "It would always circle back to chicks." "How does that not get boring?" "It just doesn't." "But-" "Don't try to understand. Accept." [B]<sigh, chewing> "Fine. WTF did you do to this chicken?"[/B] "YOU'RE a chicken!" :mad:[/QUOTE] I pray this really transpired. LOL! I get yelled at virtually nightly as my TV viewing is almost entirely consumed with telling my wife who I find hot, even on the news.

03-03-2011, 10:10 AM	#243
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,411	Borgo hates me because I don't put onions in my sauce. ;)

03-03-2011, 10:12 AM	#244
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,638	[QUOTE=sourceworx;3971636]Borgo hates me because I don't put onions in my sauce. ;)[/QUOTE] gravy

03-03-2011, 10:13 AM	#245
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,409	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3971633]I pray this really transpired. LOL! I get yelled at virtually nightly as my TV viewing is almost entirely consumed with telling my wife who I find hot, even on the news.[/QUOTE] One night a while back, I tore my last contact lens and couldn't find my glasses. So my painstakingly thinly-pounded chicken cordon bleu went into the oven at 250 instead of 350. :O She gives it right back to me. For instance, we're watching Monday's "Gossip Girl" (stfu) last night and I'm drooling over Blake Lively and she proceeds to tell me she'd have to leave me if Chase Crawford ever came knocking.

03-03-2011, 10:19 AM	#246
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,382	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3971643]One night a while back, I tore my last contact lens and couldn't find my glasses. So my painstakingly thinly-pounded chicken cordon bleu went into the oven at 250 instead of 350. :O She gives it right back to me. For instance, we're watching Monday's "Gossip Girl" (stfu) last night and I'm drooling over Blake Lively and she proceeds to tell me she'd have to leave me if Chase Crawford ever came knocking.[/QUOTE] That show is one of the ones which gets me in hot water. My wife loves the show and would bone Chase at a second's notice, too. All I do is comment on the chicks (even Dorota got a mention once), and how the producers should have certain gals in lesbian scenes. Next, my wife tires of my horny idiocy and leaves to watch the show upstairs alone.

03-03-2011, 10:29 AM	#247
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,409	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3971653]That show is one of the ones which gets me in hot water. My wife loves the show and would bone Chase at a second's notice, too. All I do is comment on the chicks (even Dorota got a mention once), and how the producers should have certain gals in lesbian scenes. Next, my wife tires of my horny idiocy and leaves to watch the show upstairs alone.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure my wife wants to do the same, but she has trouble with the remote. :D Seriously. :O

03-03-2011, 10:35 AM	#248
sdJETSetter Demario Davis and Ranger Trivette are coming for you lawfully, morally, and physically All Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In transit northward wiff my peeps Posts: 7,212	[QUOTE=Polidore22;3971251]lol.. it's ok. [B]Someday you guys will be comfortable with your sexuality. [/B] Great guy is just GUSHING![/QUOTE] +1

03-03-2011, 12:18 PM	#249
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,411	[QUOTE=Apache 51;3971640]gravy[/QUOTE] I hate you :P

03-03-2011, 05:15 PM	#250
PatriotReign Asterisks of Excellence *** All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Boston area Posts: 4,353	I'm too irrelevant to hate except after the Jets beat the Pats, then...'Mr. Popularity'.

03-03-2011, 06:17 PM	#251
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Jets Things;3971643]One night a while back, I tore my last contact lens and couldn't find my glasses. So my painstakingly thinly-pounded chicken cordon bleu went into the oven at 250 instead of 350. [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.fearnet.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010413/twilightzone.jpg[/IMG] I never felt the full impact of this episode until the first time I was out to dinner and couldnt read the fargin menu because once again, I didnt bring my reading spectacles or was on a LIRR "combined" train creeping along at 6 mph with a great book in my bag and no glazzes.:mad: I cant seem to wrap my brain around the concept that I need to take reading glazzes with e EVERYWHERE, whether I like it or not. Perfect vision for over 40 years and then thplaaaaaaaat. It sucks getting old. :(

03-03-2011, 06:19 PM	#252
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=PatriotReign;3972310]I'm too irrelevant to hate [/QUOTE] Dont sell yourself short, your irrelavancy is very hatable. :D

03-03-2011, 06:42 PM	#253
PatriotReign Asterisks of Excellence *** All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Boston area Posts: 4,353	[QUOTE=32green;3972387]Dont sell yourself short, your irrelavancy is very hatable. :D[/QUOTE] Tiger blood warmly insulates me from your barbs of hate. [ :bigcry: ]

03-03-2011, 08:13 PM	#254
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,783	[QUOTE=32green;3971305]Not only does it look like an midget was head bobbing her pubez with a bic, she possibly is hiding massive surgical scars with that silk pants ensemble. You can see giant surgical stitches beneath the fabric. :dunno: [/QUOTE] i see it. i also see a vulture sticking some scotch tape on her back. or something along those lines.

03-03-2011, 08:16 PM	#255
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,638	[QUOTE=32green;3972385][IMG]http://www.fearnet.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010413/twilightzone.jpg[/IMG] I never felt the full impact of this episode until the first time I was out to dinner and couldnt read the fargin menu because once again, I didnt bring my reading spectacles or was on a LIRR "combined" train creeping along at 6 mph with a great book in my bag and no glazzes.:mad: I cant seem to wrap my brain around the concept that I need to take reading glazzes with e EVERYWHERE, whether I like it or not. Perfect vision for over 40 years and then thplaaaaaaaat. It sucks getting old. :([/QUOTE] In your sig, is that the original penguin?

03-03-2011, 08:19 PM	#256
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,783	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3971443]He's too busy! All those algoriddems; universal yick yack and whatever. He can't touch you, buddy. Not with me and 32gats looking out for you. :yes:[/QUOTE] thank you my friend, i feel much safer now. alas, i fear that Timmy is also planning murder... murder most fowl... heheheh :homer:

03-03-2011, 10:29 PM	#257
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,453	[QUOTE=Apache 51;3972466]In your sig, is that the original penguin?[/QUOTE] Not a big Twilight Zone fan? Yes, that's Burgess Meredith in an excellent episode called "Time Enough at Last". Watch it and you can thank us later.

03-04-2011, 02:24 AM	#258
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,646	[QUOTE=32green;3972385][IMG]http://www.fearnet.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010413/twilightzone.jpg[/IMG] I never felt the full impact of this episode until the first time I was out to dinner and couldnt read the fargin menu because once again, I didnt bring my reading spectacles or was on a LIRR "combined" train creeping along at 6 mph with a great book in my bag and no glazzes.:mad: I cant seem to wrap my brain around the concept that I need to take reading glazzes with e EVERYWHERE, whether I like it or not. Perfect vision for over 40 years and then thplaaaaaaaat. It sucks getting old. :([/QUOTE] It's shocking how quickly eyesight goes. Good thing my dick grew to offset the loss. If I could only figure out how to see my wife in the dark. :(

03-04-2011, 02:26 AM	#259
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,646	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;3972470]thank you my friend, i feel much safer now. alas, i fear that Timmy is also planning murder... [B]murder most fowl... heheheh [/B]:homer:[/QUOTE] lol

03-04-2011, 07:14 AM	#260
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3972623] If I could only figure out how to see my wife in the dark. :([/QUOTE] lmao honey, lets leave the lights on... I want to see you... you are bee-u-deeful. shut up you ******e and get it over with lol sorry my bad :(