Oh the humanity! - Page 2

jetswin · 03-04-2011, 02:26 PM

[QUOTE=Beerfish;3973120]When you are a cop on the mean streets for years it'll do it to ya. Do you think Baretta, Starsky and Hutch or Mannix didn't expect the worst of people after a few years?[/QUOTE]
Mannix was the man...so was Kojak and Banacek!

JStokes · 03-04-2011, 02:26 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3973125]I need some alcohol.

Anyone know where (else) I can get some?[/QUOTE]

Next to the weights.

_

jetswin · 03-04-2011, 02:28 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3973125]I need some alcohol.

Anyone know where (else) I can get some?[/QUOTE]
I approve of this post lol

32green · 03-04-2011, 02:36 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;3973103]Why do you always assume the worst in people?[/QUOTE]

I was working in a movie theatre when I was a teen.

Place gets robbed, legit gun point robbery at the ticket window.

Girl in the booth gives tearful statement to the cawps, boo hoo hoo, and we are all feeling terrible for her.

Cawps leave, our shifts end...we all decide to go for a drink.

At the bar, Booth girl reaches into her skirt and pulls out three bank wrapped wads of bills that she never gave to the robbers.

"Drinks are on me!"

That was my first inkling.

:D

:alien:

Beerfish · 03-04-2011, 02:46 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3973138]I was working in a movie theatre when I was a teen.

Place gets robbed, legit gun point robbery at the ticket window.

Girl in the booth gives tearful statement to the cawps, boo hoo hoo, and we are all feeling terrible for her.

Cawps leave, our shifts end...we all decide to go for a drink.

At the bar, Booth girl reaches into her skirt and pulls out three bank wrapped wads of bills that she never gave to the robbers.

"Drinks are on me!"

That was my first inkling.

:D

:alien:[/QUOTE]

So she 'snatched' those bills did she?

32green · 03-04-2011, 02:48 PM

[QUOTE=Beerfish;3973148]So she 'snatched' those bills did she?[/QUOTE]

SHe was a dirty girl in every sense of the word.

I did ALOT of growing up around that one.

:yes:

2milehighJet · 03-04-2011, 03:08 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3973097]Thats why I figure Vinny Boombatz the manager is trying to write off the four bottles he had behind the counter. Better to drink them AND get your money back from insurance... than to have them gathering dust.

[B]Prolly poured them into different bottles [/B]then threw the original bottles on the floor with the rest of the pee water. Take some pictures for Allstate.[/QUOTE]

worked at a bar where the owner "practiced that", I didnt last long after finding that out, and made the customers aware!!

03-04-2011, 02:26 PM	#21
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,458	[QUOTE=Beerfish;3973120]When you are a cop on the mean streets for years it'll do it to ya. Do you think Baretta, Starsky and Hutch or Mannix didn't expect the worst of people after a few years?[/QUOTE] Mannix was the man...so was Kojak and Banacek!

03-04-2011, 02:26 PM	#22
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=quantum;3973125]I need some alcohol. Anyone know where (else) I can get some?[/QUOTE] Next to the weights. _

03-04-2011, 02:28 PM	#23
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,458	[QUOTE=quantum;3973125]I need some alcohol. Anyone know where (else) I can get some?[/QUOTE] I approve of this post lol

03-04-2011, 02:36 PM	#24
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=FF2®;3973103]Why do you always assume the worst in people?[/QUOTE] I was working in a movie theatre when I was a teen. Place gets robbed, legit gun point robbery at the ticket window. Girl in the booth gives tearful statement to the cawps, boo hoo hoo, and we are all feeling terrible for her. Cawps leave, our shifts end...we all decide to go for a drink. At the bar, Booth girl reaches into her skirt and pulls out three bank wrapped wads of bills that she never gave to the robbers. "Drinks are on me!" That was my first inkling. :D :alien:

03-04-2011, 02:46 PM	#25
Beerfish Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 19,066	[QUOTE=32green;3973138]I was working in a movie theatre when I was a teen. Place gets robbed, legit gun point robbery at the ticket window. Girl in the booth gives tearful statement to the cawps, boo hoo hoo, and we are all feeling terrible for her. Cawps leave, our shifts end...we all decide to go for a drink. At the bar, Booth girl reaches into her skirt and pulls out three bank wrapped wads of bills that she never gave to the robbers. "Drinks are on me!" That was my first inkling. :D :alien:[/QUOTE] So she 'snatched' those bills did she?

03-04-2011, 02:48 PM	#26
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Beerfish;3973148]So she 'snatched' those bills did she?[/QUOTE] SHe was a dirty girl in every sense of the word. I did ALOT of growing up around that one. :yes:

03-04-2011, 03:08 PM	#27
2milehighJet Needs to sharpen his edges All League Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Breckenridge, CO Posts: 3,138	[QUOTE=32green;3973097]Thats why I figure Vinny Boombatz the manager is trying to write off the four bottles he had behind the counter. Better to drink them AND get your money back from insurance... than to have them gathering dust. [B]Prolly poured them into different bottles [/B]then threw the original bottles on the floor with the rest of the pee water. Take some pictures for Allstate.[/QUOTE] worked at a bar where the owner "practiced that", I didnt last long after finding that out, and made the customers aware!!