FMWL!

quantum · 03-09-2011, 03:32 PM

F*** My Work Life

Apparently, God/the Universe/the Great Hamster has a sense of humor, so that when you make a comment like "At least my job can't get any worse", It sees fit to TEACH YOU A ****ING LESSON! :mad:

32green · 03-09-2011, 03:34 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3976197]F*** My Work Life

Apparently, God/the Universe/the Great Hamster has a sense of humor, so that when you make a comment like "At least my job can't get any worse", It sees fit to TEACH YOU A ****ING LESSON! :mad:[/QUOTE]

Forgot to throw you in the underated poster thread.:yes:

Revi$_I$l@nd · 03-09-2011, 03:35 PM

You called the All Knowing All Powerful 'it'... You also playfully referred to Him as a hamster, which is a cute animal but He probably doesn't approve...

It's only going to get worse for you :(

quantum · 03-09-2011, 03:36 PM

[QUOTE=32green;3976201]Forgot to throw you in the underated poster thread.:yes:[/QUOTE]

lol OMG! A sympathy post?! :(

quantum · 03-09-2011, 03:37 PM

[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3976202]You called the All Knowing All Powerful 'it'... You also playfully referred to Him as a hamster, which is a cute animal but He probably doesn't approve...

It's only going to get worse for you :([/QUOTE]

The Hamster reference was so Warfish could participate and feel included.

Carlton · 03-09-2011, 03:42 PM

"“It is sometimes hard, in times like these, to understand God's way. Why would he allow nine innocent people to be run down in the prime of their lives by a senior citizen who, perhaps, shouldn't be driving? It is then that we must understand, God's sense of humor is very different from our own. He does not laugh at the simple ‘man walks into a bar’ joke. No, God needs complex irony and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me. All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh and a tragedy such as this will never happen again.”

-Father Maxi

CaliJetsFan · 03-09-2011, 03:46 PM

i feel your pain...i went into work today on my day off to be blindsided by my boss on an issue that occured 2 months ago. apparently an associate i fired decided to get revenge on me and call the dreaded company hotline. apparently i made the wrong decision in giving an associate my register key to perform a return as i was trying to turn off an emergency exit alarm that was blaring all over the store while talking on the phone to the alarm company that was dispatching cops to my location and 30-40 customers were walking out the the front door due to the alarm noise. apparently i shouldve said to hell with the alarm and cops and did the return myself. :(

now i am told i will probably be looking for another job after HR reviews the incident....f me! mind you i manage the top producing store in the district and have never been written up or in trouble for anything at this company.:mad:

CaliJetsFan · 03-09-2011, 03:47 PM

apparently i like to use the work apparently...lol

Vin · 03-09-2011, 03:48 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;3976197]F*** My Work Life

Apparently, God/the Universe/the Great Hamster has a sense of humor, so that when you make a comment like "At least my job can't get any worse", It sees fit to TEACH YOU A ****ING LESSON! :mad:[/QUOTE]

F*** Your Work Life?

Be grateful you even have a job at all!! I've been out of work since late last year. :(

Timmy® · 03-09-2011, 03:54 PM

[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976214]i feel your pain...i went into work today on my day off to be blindsided by my boss on an issue that occured 2 months ago. apparently an associate i fired decided to get revenge on me and call the dreaded company hotline. apparently i made the wrong decision in giving an associate my register key to perform a return as i was trying to turn off an emergency exit alarm that was blaring all over the store while talking on the phone to the alarm company that was dispatching cops to my location and 30-40 customers were walking out the the front door due to the alarm noise. apparently i shouldve said to hell with the alarm and cops and did the return myself. :(

now i am told i will probably be looking for another job after HR reviews the incident....f me! mind you i manage the top producing store in the district and have never been written up or in trouble for anything at this company.:mad:[/QUOTE]

are you a minority, ghey, transgender, handicap or woman?

if not, I'd become one fast

CaliJetsFan · 03-09-2011, 04:05 PM

@timmy...good point, sad to say im not any of the above unfortunately.

Revi$_I$l@nd · 03-09-2011, 04:06 PM

[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976241]@timmy...good point, sad to say im not any of the above unfortunately.[/QUOTE]

Are you dating the chick in your avatar?

If you are, I don't feel sorry for you in the slightest...

Timmy® · 03-09-2011, 04:11 PM

[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976241]@timmy...good point, sad to say im not any of the above unfortunately.[/QUOTE]

if they fire you say

"it's because I'm gay isn't it?"
"I don't want to go to court, let's work this out"

CaliJetsFan · 03-09-2011, 04:13 PM

[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3976242]Are you dating the chick in your avatar?

If you are, I don't feel sorry for you in the slightest...[/QUOTE]

that actually made me laugh, i needed that...and my wife will appreciate the compliment :)

PlumberKhan · 03-09-2011, 05:05 PM

[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976214]i feel your pain...i went into work today on my day off to be blindsided by my boss on an issue that occured 2 months ago. apparently an associate i fired decided to get revenge on me and call the dreaded company hotline. apparently i made the wrong decision in giving an associate my register key to perform a return as i was trying to turn off an emergency exit alarm that was blaring all over the store while talking on the phone to the alarm company that was dispatching cops to my location and 30-40 customers were walking out the the front door due to the alarm noise. apparently i shouldve said to hell with the alarm and cops and did the return myself. :(

now i am told i will probably be looking for another job after HR reviews the incident....f me! mind you i manage the top producing store in the district and have never been written up or in trouble for anything at this company.:mad:[/QUOTE]

Make sure you don't try to stop a robbery or help a customer that's being assaulted. That can get you fired at some companies....:(

Borgoguy · 03-09-2011, 05:31 PM

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McKnight25 · 03-09-2011, 06:08 PM

I sit home and press F5 all day.

Revi$_I$l@nd · 03-09-2011, 06:17 PM

[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976247]that actually made me laugh, i needed that...and my wife will appreciate the compliment :)[/QUOTE]

Anytime :thumbup:

quantum · 03-09-2011, 07:12 PM

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03-09-2011, 03:32 PM	#1
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	FMWL! F* My Work Life Apparently, God/the Universe/the Great Hamster has a sense of humor, so that when you make a comment like "At least my job can't get any worse", It sees fit to TEACH YOU A **ING LESSON! :mad:

03-09-2011, 03:34 PM	#2
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=quantum;3976197]F* My Work Life Apparently, God/the Universe/the Great Hamster has a sense of humor, so that when you make a comment like "At least my job can't get any worse", It sees fit to TEACH YOU A **ING LESSON! :mad:[/QUOTE] Forgot to throw you in the underated poster thread.:yes:

03-09-2011, 03:35 PM	#3
Revi$_I$l@nd is Cro-ing H.A.M...Whatever that means Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,489	You called the All Knowing All Powerful 'it'... You also playfully referred to Him as a hamster, which is a cute animal but He probably doesn't approve... It's only going to get worse for you :(

03-09-2011, 03:36 PM	#4
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	[QUOTE=32green;3976201]Forgot to throw you in the underated poster thread.:yes:[/QUOTE] lol OMG! A sympathy post?! :(

03-09-2011, 03:37 PM	#5
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3976202]You called the All Knowing All Powerful 'it'... You also playfully referred to Him as a hamster, which is a cute animal but He probably doesn't approve... It's only going to get worse for you :([/QUOTE] The Hamster reference was so Warfish could participate and feel included.

03-09-2011, 03:42 PM	#6
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,379	"“It is sometimes hard, in times like these, to understand God's way. Why would he allow nine innocent people to be run down in the prime of their lives by a senior citizen who, perhaps, shouldn't be driving? It is then that we must understand, God's sense of humor is very different from our own. He does not laugh at the simple ‘man walks into a bar’ joke. No, God needs complex irony and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me. All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh and a tragedy such as this will never happen again.” -Father Maxi

03-09-2011, 03:46 PM	#7
CaliJetsFan :( All Pro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Covina, Ca Posts: 1,737	i feel your pain...i went into work today on my day off to be blindsided by my boss on an issue that occured 2 months ago. apparently an associate i fired decided to get revenge on me and call the dreaded company hotline. apparently i made the wrong decision in giving an associate my register key to perform a return as i was trying to turn off an emergency exit alarm that was blaring all over the store while talking on the phone to the alarm company that was dispatching cops to my location and 30-40 customers were walking out the the front door due to the alarm noise. apparently i shouldve said to hell with the alarm and cops and did the return myself. :( now i am told i will probably be looking for another job after HR reviews the incident....f me! mind you i manage the top producing store in the district and have never been written up or in trouble for anything at this company.:mad:

03-09-2011, 03:47 PM	#8
CaliJetsFan :( All Pro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Covina, Ca Posts: 1,737	apparently i like to use the work apparently...lol

03-09-2011, 03:48 PM	#9
Vin RE-SIGN ME, DAMMIT!!! All Pro Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 8,129	[QUOTE=quantum;3976197]F* My Work Life Apparently, God/the Universe/the Great Hamster has a sense of humor, so that when you make a comment like "At least my job can't get any worse", It sees fit to TEACH YOU A ING LESSON! :mad:[/QUOTE] F* Your Work Life? Be grateful you even have a job at all!! I've been out of work since late last year. :(

03-09-2011, 03:54 PM	#10
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,507	[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976214]i feel your pain...i went into work today on my day off to be blindsided by my boss on an issue that occured 2 months ago. apparently an associate i fired decided to get revenge on me and call the dreaded company hotline. apparently i made the wrong decision in giving an associate my register key to perform a return as i was trying to turn off an emergency exit alarm that was blaring all over the store while talking on the phone to the alarm company that was dispatching cops to my location and 30-40 customers were walking out the the front door due to the alarm noise. apparently i shouldve said to hell with the alarm and cops and did the return myself. :( now i am told i will probably be looking for another job after HR reviews the incident....f me! mind you i manage the top producing store in the district and have never been written up or in trouble for anything at this company.:mad:[/QUOTE] are you a minority, ghey, transgender, handicap or woman? if not, I'd become one fast

03-09-2011, 04:05 PM	#11
CaliJetsFan :( All Pro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Covina, Ca Posts: 1,737	@timmy...good point, sad to say im not any of the above unfortunately.

03-09-2011, 04:06 PM	#12
Revi$_I$l@nd is Cro-ing H.A.M...Whatever that means Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,489	[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976241]@timmy...good point, sad to say im not any of the above unfortunately.[/QUOTE] Are you dating the chick in your avatar? If you are, I don't feel sorry for you in the slightest...

03-09-2011, 04:11 PM	#13
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,507	[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976241]@timmy...good point, sad to say im not any of the above unfortunately.[/QUOTE] if they fire you say "it's because I'm gay isn't it?" "I don't want to go to court, let's work this out"

03-09-2011, 04:13 PM	#14
CaliJetsFan :( All Pro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Covina, Ca Posts: 1,737	[QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3976242]Are you dating the chick in your avatar? If you are, I don't feel sorry for you in the slightest...[/QUOTE] that actually made me laugh, i needed that...and my wife will appreciate the compliment :)

03-09-2011, 05:05 PM	#15
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,015	[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976214]i feel your pain...i went into work today on my day off to be blindsided by my boss on an issue that occured 2 months ago. apparently an associate i fired decided to get revenge on me and call the dreaded company hotline. apparently i made the wrong decision in giving an associate my register key to perform a return as i was trying to turn off an emergency exit alarm that was blaring all over the store while talking on the phone to the alarm company that was dispatching cops to my location and 30-40 customers were walking out the the front door due to the alarm noise. apparently i shouldve said to hell with the alarm and cops and did the return myself. :( now i am told i will probably be looking for another job after HR reviews the incident....f me! mind you i manage the top producing store in the district and have never been written up or in trouble for anything at this company.:mad:[/QUOTE] Make sure you don't try to stop a robbery or help a customer that's being assaulted. That can get you fired at some companies....:(

03-09-2011, 05:31 PM	#16
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,417	[url]

03-09-2011, 06:08 PM	#17
McKnight25 Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 857	I sit home and press F5 all day.

03-09-2011, 06:17 PM	#18
Revi$_I$l@nd is Cro-ing H.A.M...Whatever that means Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,489	[QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3976247]that actually made me laugh, i needed that...and my wife will appreciate the compliment :)[/QUOTE] Anytime :thumbup:

03-09-2011, 07:12 PM	#19
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3976333][url]