The Fisherman and the Feds

BushyTheBeaver · 10-06-2011, 12:54 AM

The government suspected a commercial fisherman of not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to investigate him.

AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

FISHERMAN: "Well, there's my stern man who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $325 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours a day and does about 90% of the work. He only makes $10 a week and pays his own room and board but I buy him a bottle of whisky every Friday. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to... the mentally challenged one."

FISHERMAN: "That would be me."

Big L · 10-06-2011, 08:40 AM

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quantum · 10-06-2011, 08:52 AM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4177143]The government suspected a commercial fisherman of not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to investigate him.

AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

FISHERMAN: "Well, there's my stern man who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $325 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours a day and does about 90% of the work. He only makes $10 a week and pays his own room and board but I buy him a bottle of whisky every Friday. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to... the mentally challenged one."

FISHERMAN: "That would be me."[/QUOTE]

In a twist of ironing, the fisherman was declared to be a "millionaire" and forced to pay his "fair share" of taxes.

So he dove into a shark tank.

The End.

10-06-2011, 12:54 AM	#1
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,923	The Fisherman and the Feds The government suspected a commercial fisherman of not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to investigate him. AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them." FISHERMAN: "Well, there's my stern man who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $325 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours a day and does about 90% of the work. He only makes $10 a week and pays his own room and board but I buy him a bottle of whisky every Friday. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to... the mentally challenged one." FISHERMAN: "That would be me."

10-06-2011, 08:40 AM	#2
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,062	Tomayto, tomahto. [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=216965&page=4[/url] Post 66.

10-06-2011, 08:52 AM	#3
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,894	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4177143]The government suspected a commercial fisherman of not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to investigate him. AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them." FISHERMAN: "Well, there's my stern man who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $325 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours a day and does about 90% of the work. He only makes $10 a week and pays his own room and board but I buy him a bottle of whisky every Friday. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to... the mentally challenged one." FISHERMAN: "That would be me."[/QUOTE] In a twist of ironing, the fisherman was declared to be a "millionaire" and forced to pay his "fair share" of taxes. So he dove into a shark tank. The End.