Would you dig the camera out of your poop? - Page 3

Fishooked · 08-17-2011, 02:09 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4107469]Rough times?

I was rooting for ONE mother-in-law.

How do you keep escaping the IP search?

Are they[B] doing whippets[/B] today in the mod lounge?

_[/QUOTE]

dude, that's bestiality....

quantum · 08-17-2011, 02:26 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4107456]She was an expert sciencefist.[/QUOTE]

now you're just showing off. :mad:

Fishooked · 08-17-2011, 02:46 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4107477]Mensa meeting tonite?

_[/QUOTE]

For a Mensa member, he sure has trouble outsmarting us.... :rolleyes:

WestCoastOffensive · 08-17-2011, 03:47 PM

[QUOTE=quantum;4107511]now you're just showing off. :mad:[/QUOTE]

Sorry; once I hear clapping I lose all control. :O

jetswin · 08-17-2011, 04:02 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4107469]Rough times?

I was rooting for ONE mother-in-law.

How do you keep escaping the IP search?

Are they doing whippets today in the mod lounge?

_[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h7YjhHyZhmg/S_izaOOF9eI/AAAAAAAACOY/qalOshRFGPI/s1600/sleep-at-work.jpg[/IMG]

having my glasses adjusted

Dirtstar · 08-17-2011, 04:31 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4106756]In before the flush[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4107240]RIPGFY![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4107456]She was an expert sciencefist.[/QUOTE]

this thread has been officially WCROWNED :yes:

Jetworks · 08-17-2011, 05:16 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;4107444]Automatic Top Ten For Life[/QUOTE]

Agreed. So we have myself and Stokes on the short list. Who else?

;)

[QUOTE=JStokes;4107455]Just went to Tavern on 7 for lunch. So refreshing.

[IMG]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk142/jstokes719/Palm_Tavern.jpg[/IMG]

_[/QUOTE]

Nice.

I hope everything goes well. Good thoughts, good thoughts....:cool:

Peebag · 08-17-2011, 06:13 PM

My poop? Sure why not...:royal_flu

JStokes · 10-05-2011, 06:17 PM

Sorry to darken the Hampur, but my mother-in-law passed away at 3:36 am this morning due to complications from the "camera" pill.

She originally swallowed the pill when I started this thread, but as some pointed out, one of the complications is that the pill can get lodged.

Unfortuantely it did get lodged, but in an area where they could not reach it with an endoscope or a colonoscopy, so it had to be removed surgically.

They actuall removed it laproscopically--4 tiny incisions--at which time they also took a 4 inch piece of her GI tract to do a biopsy.

A day later, the area of the surgery sprung internal leaks so they had to go back in full-on surgically--stem to stern--to close her up. Leaks continued to spring up over the next several days ands she developed some sepsis that they got under control, but contiuned to develop infections internally and externally on the surgery site.

Breathing tubes, feeding tubes, ventilator, etc., but eventually they stabilized her to the point where they could take all that stuff out and she could eat on her own, could talk and was comfortable.

But she couldn't take in any nutrition and last friday SHE decided to stop any IV food.

Took her home with hospice Friday afternoon and she slowly wasted away until the middle of the night.

I'm glad I was with her at the end, told her she'd be seeing a incredibly cute, petite redhead when she got to the great beyond--I'm glad she is now with her daughter.

See you later guys, helping to make the arrangements and dealing with idiot family members.

Gonna miss her.

_

Jets Things · 10-05-2011, 06:19 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4176806]Sorry to darken the Hampur, but my mother-in-law passed away at 3:36 am this morning due to complications from the "camera" pill.

She originally swallowed the pill when I started this thread, but as some pointed out, one of the complications is that the pill can get lodged.

Unfortuantely it did get lodged, but in an area where they could not reach it with an endoscope or a colonoscopy, so it had to be removed surgically.

They actuall removed it laproscopically--4 tiny incisions--at which time they also took a 4 inch piece of her GI tract to do a biopsy.

A day later, the area of the surgery sprung internal leaks so they had to go back in full-on surgically--stem to stern--to close her up. Leaks continued to spring up over the next several days ands she developed some sepsis that they got under control, but contiuned to develop infections internally and externally on the surgery site.

Breathing tubes, feeding tubes, ventilator, etc., but eventually they stabilized her to the point where they could take all that stuff out and she could eat on her own, could talk and was comfortable.

But she couldn't take in any nutrition and last friday SHE decided to stop any IV food.

Took her home with hospice Friday afternoon and she slowly wasted away until the middle of the night.

I'm glad I was with her at the end, told her she'd be seeing a incredibly cute, petite redhead when she got to the great beyond--I'm glad she is now with her daughter.

See you later guys, helping to make the arrangements and dealing with idiot family members.

Gonna miss her.

_[/QUOTE]

Wow. Awful. Sorry for your loss, Stokes.

Borgoguy · 10-05-2011, 06:29 PM

Stokes:

What a horrific series of events. I feel so bad for your mother-in-law, especially for the pain she had to endure. No one should go out that way.

To her, I wish a peaceful repose and reunion with her daughter, your late wife; to you, solace in knowing that you were at her side during the ordeal and that you were a great son-in-law.

southside · 10-05-2011, 06:29 PM

Sorry bro. That's horrible.

LIDeadHead · 10-05-2011, 06:59 PM

ahh man, I'm sorry to hear this. :(

crossfire · 10-05-2011, 07:05 PM

So sorry for your loss.

God bless her and may she rest in peace.

Lone Star Lady · 10-05-2011, 07:10 PM

Stokes -- I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. It's so tragic and unexpected. You're a wonderful son-in-law, and take comfort in knowing that you were there for her. My thoughts are with you. May your mother-in-law rest in peace now.

SAR I · 10-05-2011, 07:32 PM

Stokes:

Very sorry for your loss. Terrible news.

SAR I

Jetworks · 10-05-2011, 08:04 PM

Jeez, that's just terrible. Stokes, I am incredibly sorry to hear of this news. I pray your family is afforded the strength necessary to pull through this difficult time.

I'll refrain from saying anything more flowery lest you feel I am making a play for you or something.:) Be strong bro.

nvajet99 · 10-05-2011, 08:09 PM

sorry for your loss, as to RV Carmen :zzz:

WestCoastOffensive · 10-05-2011, 09:06 PM

You're a good man, JStokes. Sorry for your loss.

32green · 10-05-2011, 09:46 PM

Prayers and best wishes, J.

:cool:

10-05-2011, 08:04 PM	#57
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,453	Jeez, that's just terrible. Stokes, I am incredibly sorry to hear of this news. I pray your family is afforded the strength necessary to pull through this difficult time. I'll refrain from saying anything more flowery lest you feel I am making a play for you or something.:) Be strong bro. Last edited by 32green; 10-05-2011 at 09:41 PM.

08-17-2011, 02:09 PM	#41
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	[QUOTE=JStokes;4107469]Rough times? I was rooting for ONE mother-in-law. How do you keep escaping the IP search? Are they[B] doing whippets[/B] today in the mod lounge? _[/QUOTE] dude, that's bestiality....

08-17-2011, 02:26 PM	#42
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,894	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4107456]She was an expert sciencefist.[/QUOTE] now you're just showing off. :mad:

08-17-2011, 02:46 PM	#43
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	[QUOTE=JStokes;4107477]Mensa meeting tonite? _[/QUOTE] For a Mensa member, he sure has trouble outsmarting us.... :rolleyes:

08-17-2011, 03:47 PM	#44
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,652	[QUOTE=quantum;4107511]now you're just showing off. :mad:[/QUOTE] Sorry; once I hear clapping I lose all control. :O

08-17-2011, 04:02 PM	#45
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,464	[QUOTE=JStokes;4107469]Rough times? I was rooting for ONE mother-in-law. How do you keep escaping the IP search? Are they doing whippets today in the mod lounge? _[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h7YjhHyZhmg/S_izaOOF9eI/AAAAAAAACOY/qalOshRFGPI/s1600/sleep-at-work.jpg[/IMG] having my glasses adjusted

08-17-2011, 04:31 PM	#46
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,790	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4106756]In before the flush[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4107240]RIPGFY![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4107456]She was an expert sciencefist.[/QUOTE] this thread has been officially WCROWNED :yes:

08-17-2011, 05:16 PM	#47
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,453	[QUOTE=Fishooked;4107444]Automatic Top Ten For Life[/QUOTE] Agreed. So we have myself and Stokes on the short list. Who else? ;) [QUOTE=JStokes;4107455]Just went to Tavern on 7 for lunch. So refreshing. [IMG]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk142/jstokes719/Palm_Tavern.jpg[/IMG] _[/QUOTE] Nice. I hope everything goes well. Good thoughts, good thoughts....:cool:

08-17-2011, 06:13 PM	#48
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,113	My poop? Sure why not...:royal_flu

10-05-2011, 06:17 PM	#49
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	Sorry to darken the Hampur, but my mother-in-law passed away at 3:36 am this morning due to complications from the "camera" pill. She originally swallowed the pill when I started this thread, but as some pointed out, one of the complications is that the pill can get lodged. Unfortuantely it did get lodged, but in an area where they could not reach it with an endoscope or a colonoscopy, so it had to be removed surgically. They actuall removed it laproscopically--4 tiny incisions--at which time they also took a 4 inch piece of her GI tract to do a biopsy. A day later, the area of the surgery sprung internal leaks so they had to go back in full-on surgically--stem to stern--to close her up. Leaks continued to spring up over the next several days ands she developed some sepsis that they got under control, but contiuned to develop infections internally and externally on the surgery site. Breathing tubes, feeding tubes, ventilator, etc., but eventually they stabilized her to the point where they could take all that stuff out and she could eat on her own, could talk and was comfortable. But she couldn't take in any nutrition and last friday SHE decided to stop any IV food. Took her home with hospice Friday afternoon and she slowly wasted away until the middle of the night. I'm glad I was with her at the end, told her she'd be seeing a incredibly cute, petite redhead when she got to the great beyond--I'm glad she is now with her daughter. See you later guys, helping to make the arrangements and dealing with idiot family members. Gonna miss her. _

10-05-2011, 06:19 PM	#50
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,415	[QUOTE=JStokes;4176806]Sorry to darken the Hampur, but my mother-in-law passed away at 3:36 am this morning due to complications from the "camera" pill. She originally swallowed the pill when I started this thread, but as some pointed out, one of the complications is that the pill can get lodged. Unfortuantely it did get lodged, but in an area where they could not reach it with an endoscope or a colonoscopy, so it had to be removed surgically. They actuall removed it laproscopically--4 tiny incisions--at which time they also took a 4 inch piece of her GI tract to do a biopsy. A day later, the area of the surgery sprung internal leaks so they had to go back in full-on surgically--stem to stern--to close her up. Leaks continued to spring up over the next several days ands she developed some sepsis that they got under control, but contiuned to develop infections internally and externally on the surgery site. Breathing tubes, feeding tubes, ventilator, etc., but eventually they stabilized her to the point where they could take all that stuff out and she could eat on her own, could talk and was comfortable. But she couldn't take in any nutrition and last friday SHE decided to stop any IV food. Took her home with hospice Friday afternoon and she slowly wasted away until the middle of the night. I'm glad I was with her at the end, told her she'd be seeing a incredibly cute, petite redhead when she got to the great beyond--I'm glad she is now with her daughter. See you later guys, helping to make the arrangements and dealing with idiot family members. Gonna miss her. _[/QUOTE] Wow. Awful. Sorry for your loss, Stokes.

10-05-2011, 06:29 PM	#51
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,391	Stokes: What a horrific series of events. I feel so bad for your mother-in-law, especially for the pain she had to endure. No one should go out that way. To her, I wish a peaceful repose and reunion with her daughter, your late wife; to you, solace in knowing that you were at her side during the ordeal and that you were a great son-in-law.

10-05-2011, 06:29 PM	#52
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,888	Sorry bro. That's horrible.

10-05-2011, 06:59 PM	#53
LIDeadHead is attacking the head. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: LI NY Posts: 5,050	ahh man, I'm sorry to hear this. :(

10-05-2011, 07:05 PM	#54
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,672	So sorry for your loss. God bless her and may she rest in peace.

10-05-2011, 07:10 PM	#55
Lone Star Lady Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: TX via MA via CT Posts: 1,833	Stokes -- I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. It's so tragic and unexpected. You're a wonderful son-in-law, and take comfort in knowing that you were there for her. My thoughts are with you. May your mother-in-law rest in peace now.

10-05-2011, 07:32 PM	#56
SAR I is excitedly looking forward to December22, the last home game, The Rexecution Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,707	Stokes: Very sorry for your loss. Terrible news. SAR I

10-05-2011, 08:09 PM	#58
nvajet99 Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 153	sorry for your loss, as to RV Carmen :zzz:

10-05-2011, 09:06 PM	#59
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,652	You're a good man, JStokes. Sorry for your loss.

10-05-2011, 09:46 PM	#60
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Prayers and best wishes, J. :cool: