Obama helps the unemployed

palmetto defender · 09-28-2011, 11:36 AM

This just in. A new policy proposed by Himself.
If a jobless person applies for a job and is denied because he is unemployed, Obama has declared he is backing the idea of having the applicant sue the employer.
Good stuff. Guy gets out of jail, unemployed, applies to be sales manager at IBM. Denied. Sues.
I am out of a job (leisure by choice for years). I may apply for the top spot at Coca Cola. Atlanta is pretty close to Charleston (by daily helicopter). I'm smarter and better educated than their CEO (plus I'm a citizen - he's not). I'll sue if I don't get it.
Bizarro world. Bizarro president of the U.S. Obama has a jobs bill alright - for lawyers.

southparkcpa · 09-28-2011, 11:38 AM

[QUOTE=palmetto defender;4164012]This just in. A new policy proposed by Himself.
If a jobless person applies for a job and is denied because he is unemployed, Obama has declared he is backing the idea of having the applicant sue the employer.
Good stuff. Guy gets out of jail, unemployed, applies to be sales manager at IBM. Denied. Sues.
I am out of a job (leisure by choice for years). I may apply for the top spot at Coca Cola. Atlanta is pretty close to Charleston (by daily helicopter). I'm smarter and better educated than their CEO (plus I'm a citizen - he's not). I'll sue if I don't get it.
Bizarro world. Bizarro president of the U.S. Obama has a jobs bill alright - for lawyers.[/QUOTE]

Really...sugar water?;)

Trades · 09-28-2011, 11:39 AM

[QUOTE=palmetto defender;4164012]This just in. A new policy proposed by Himself.
If a jobless person applies for a job and is denied because he is unemployed, Obama has declared he is backing the idea of having the applicant sue the employer.
Good stuff. Guy gets out of jail, unemployed, applies to be sales manager at IBM. Denied. Sues.
I am out of a job (leisure by choice for years). I may apply for the top spot at Coca Cola. Atlanta is pretty close to Charleston (by daily helicopter). I'm smarter and better educated than their CEO (plus I'm a citizen - he's not). I'll sue if I don't get it.
Bizarro world. Bizarro president of the U.S. Obama has a jobs bill alright - for lawyers.[/QUOTE]

No this is a good decision. Everyone knows frivolous law suits create tons of jobs for lawyers, court personel and Judges. It is very clever.

09-28-2011, 11:36 AM	#1
palmetto defender All League Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,680	Obama helps the unemployed This just in. A new policy proposed by Himself. If a jobless person applies for a job and is denied because he is unemployed, Obama has declared he is backing the idea of having the applicant sue the employer. Good stuff. Guy gets out of jail, unemployed, applies to be sales manager at IBM. Denied. Sues. I am out of a job (leisure by choice for years). I may apply for the top spot at Coca Cola. Atlanta is pretty close to Charleston (by daily helicopter). I'm smarter and better educated than their CEO (plus I'm a citizen - he's not). I'll sue if I don't get it. Bizarro world. Bizarro president of the U.S. Obama has a jobs bill alright - for lawyers.

09-28-2011, 11:38 AM	#2
southparkcpa I see the 88 to 97 period all over again. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Posts: 15,745	[QUOTE=palmetto defender;4164012]This just in. A new policy proposed by Himself. If a jobless person applies for a job and is denied because he is unemployed, Obama has declared he is backing the idea of having the applicant sue the employer. Good stuff. Guy gets out of jail, unemployed, applies to be sales manager at IBM. Denied. Sues. I am out of a job (leisure by choice for years). I may apply for the top spot at Coca Cola. Atlanta is pretty close to Charleston (by daily helicopter). I'm smarter and better educated than their CEO (plus I'm a citizen - he's not). I'll sue if I don't get it. Bizarro world. Bizarro president of the U.S. Obama has a jobs bill alright - for lawyers.[/QUOTE] Really...sugar water?;)

09-28-2011, 11:39 AM	#3
Trades Jets Insider VIP Join Date: May 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,558	[QUOTE=palmetto defender;4164012]This just in. A new policy proposed by Himself. If a jobless person applies for a job and is denied because he is unemployed, Obama has declared he is backing the idea of having the applicant sue the employer. Good stuff. Guy gets out of jail, unemployed, applies to be sales manager at IBM. Denied. Sues. I am out of a job (leisure by choice for years). I may apply for the top spot at Coca Cola. Atlanta is pretty close to Charleston (by daily helicopter). I'm smarter and better educated than their CEO (plus I'm a citizen - he's not). I'll sue if I don't get it. Bizarro world. Bizarro president of the U.S. Obama has a jobs bill alright - for lawyers.[/QUOTE] No this is a good decision. Everyone knows frivolous law suits create tons of jobs for lawyers, court personel and Judges. It is very clever.