Funny similes

RageATL · 07-25-2012, 03:38 PM

Or is it metaphors, I've got no clue about literary devices or grammar...

Living in the south, I've heard a few doozies:

I'm gonna get as f*cked up as a football bat.

It's hotter than two rats f*cking in a wet wool sock.

What else ya got? I'm always looking to add to the repertoire.

Peebag · 07-25-2012, 03:53 PM

from the heartland...

"worthless as t its on a boar"

RageATL · 07-25-2012, 03:56 PM

I forgot "dumber than a bag of hammers."

brady's a catcher · 07-25-2012, 04:04 PM

"That's gayer than 5 guys fuccking"

07-25-2012, 03:38 PM	#1
RageATL is a habitual line-stepper. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,230	Funny similes Or is it metaphors, I've got no clue about literary devices or grammar... Living in the south, I've heard a few doozies: I'm gonna get as fcked up as a football bat. It's hotter than two rats fcking in a wet wool sock. What else ya got? I'm always looking to add to the repertoire.

07-25-2012, 03:53 PM	#2
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,110	from the heartland... "worthless as t its on a boar"

07-25-2012, 03:56 PM	#3
RageATL is a habitual line-stepper. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,230	I forgot "dumber than a bag of hammers."

07-25-2012, 04:04 PM	#4
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,690	"That's gayer than 5 guys fuccking"