Serious question...can anyone here get southside laid? - Page 3

southside · 11-19-2011, 01:11 PM

Ehh... probably right. Went to strip club again last night. Asian girl dances... she wasn't that good. Tried to get with this one girl I know but at 3AM and drunk dialing that's not exactly good form. Had fun tho.

WestCoastOffensive · 11-19-2011, 01:26 PM

[QUOTE=frostlich;4243296]Trying to live vicariously thru Southsides sexcapades is hot garbage.[/QUOTE]

You know, it's always "third and short" with that guy; and then... he's kicking something.

southside · 11-19-2011, 01:29 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4243431]You know, it's always "third and short" with that guy; and then... he's kicking something.[/QUOTE]

It's been a rough couple months for me... I'll give you guys that much.

Dimitri_0515 · 11-19-2011, 02:41 PM

[QUOTE=southside;4243433]It's been a rough life for me... I'll give you guys that much.[/QUOTE]

fixed

southside · 11-19-2011, 10:38 PM

[QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4243510]fixed[/QUOTE]

Can't argue that.

RaoulDuke · 11-21-2011, 04:14 AM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4234581]As long as southside wasn't in vintage JT strippy mode, wasting his benjamins on one chick for the whole night. You know,[I] really[/I] getting to know them through penis-grinding conversation. My inner monologue is pathetic. "[I]If I wasn't married, I would totally rescue this girl from this life. Listen to her, man. She's smart, insightful, hilarious and smells like jasmine and rose hips. Oh sh1t, song is over.[/I] -Hells yeah, I'll take another!!- [I]Ugh, WTF am I doing... Ok, as long as I don't to use the ATM in here. What is it, like a $12 service charge? Eff that. Ohh, yeah. OMG thathotbreathonmyballsfeelsawesomemegustaface.[/I] -What? No, that feels good.- [I]Fukc, I gotta go home.[/I]"[/QUOTE]
LMAO

+ the mandatory [I]I think she likes me. Look she's laughing at all my jokes. My mojo is back![/I]

11-19-2011, 01:11 PM	#41
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,898	Ehh... probably right. Went to strip club again last night. Asian girl dances... she wasn't that good. Tried to get with this one girl I know but at 3AM and drunk dialing that's not exactly good form. Had fun tho.

11-19-2011, 01:26 PM	#42
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,680	[QUOTE=frostlich;4243296]Trying to live vicariously thru Southsides sexcapades is hot garbage.[/QUOTE] You know, it's always "third and short" with that guy; and then... he's kicking something.

11-19-2011, 01:29 PM	#43
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,898	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4243431]You know, it's always "third and short" with that guy; and then... he's kicking something.[/QUOTE] It's been a rough couple months for me... I'll give you guys that much.

11-19-2011, 02:41 PM	#44
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	[QUOTE=southside;4243433]It's been a rough life for me... I'll give you guys that much.[/QUOTE] fixed

11-19-2011, 10:38 PM	#45
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,898	[QUOTE=Dimitri_0515;4243510]fixed[/QUOTE] Can't argue that.

11-21-2011, 04:14 AM	#46
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,872	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4234581]As long as southside wasn't in vintage JT strippy mode, wasting his benjamins on one chick for the whole night. You know,[I] really[/I] getting to know them through penis-grinding conversation. My inner monologue is pathetic. "[I]If I wasn't married, I would totally rescue this girl from this life. Listen to her, man. She's smart, insightful, hilarious and smells like jasmine and rose hips. Oh sh1t, song is over.[/I] -Hells yeah, I'll take another!!- [I]Ugh, WTF am I doing... Ok, as long as I don't to use the ATM in here. What is it, like a $12 service charge? Eff that. Ohh, yeah. OMG thathotbreathonmyballsfeelsawesomemegustaface.[/I] -What? No, that feels good.- [I]Fukc, I gotta go home.[/I]"[/QUOTE] LMAO + the mandatory [I]I think she likes me. Look she's laughing at all my jokes. My mojo is back![/I]