Crosseyed barmaid alert

shakin318 · 11-22-2011, 10:59 PM

Just got back from a client meeting...after the meeting my business partner and I stopped into the Blue Gator on Carleton Avenue in Central Islip for a couple brewskis, and the semi-decent-looking-but-in-an-I-shouldn't-stare-but-I-can't-look-away way barmaid was crosseyed.

Just thought this might be something some here might want to know.

ps Great rack and not afraid to let those puppies breathe.

southside · 11-22-2011, 11:02 PM

I thought this was going to be about me...

shakin318 · 11-22-2011, 11:05 PM

[QUOTE=southside;4247932]I thought this was going to be about me...[/QUOTE]

Be patient.

southside · 11-22-2011, 11:13 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4247936]Be patient.[/QUOTE]

FU DB

32green · 11-22-2011, 11:31 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4247929]the semi-decent-looking-but-in-an-I-shouldn't-stare-but-I-can't-look-away way barmaid was crosseyed.

ps Great rack and not afraid to let those puppies breathe.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/81/81ce28d66f11f6a3bfaf6484833d276e/antioch_community_special_ed_teacher_sara_glashagel.jpg[/IMG]

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shakin318 · 11-23-2011, 10:03 AM

[QUOTE=32green;4247953][IMG]http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/81/81ce28d66f11f6a3bfaf6484833d276e/antioch_community_special_ed_teacher_sara_glashagel.jpg[/IMG]
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She's got more of a lazy eye/droopy eye thing going on, probably from the huge gravitational pull of her enormous funbags.

The barmaid was legit crosseyed...as in I was never really sure if she was addressing myself or my associate.

32green · 11-23-2011, 10:31 AM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4248131]

I was never really sure if she was addressing myself or my associate.[/QUOTE]

Perhapses the nine dewars had something to do with that. Lol

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Beerfish · 11-23-2011, 10:42 AM

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quantum · 11-23-2011, 02:43 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4248131]the huge gravitational pull of her enormous funbags.

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which also might explain the cross-eyed thing if she looks over her shoulder for any length of time

gravity is a *****

Jetworks · 11-23-2011, 04:06 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4248161]Perhapses the nine dewars had something to do with that. Lol

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I lol'd!!:D

Jungle Shift Jet · 11-23-2011, 06:38 PM

[IMG]http://oceanupped.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/demi-lovato-cross-eyed-lmfao.jpg[/IMG]

jetstream23 · 11-24-2011, 11:09 AM

[QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4248906][IMG]http://oceanupped.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/demi-lovato-cross-eyed-lmfao.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

(in a high-pitched, squeeky voice)

"Hi, can southside come out and play?"

southside · 11-24-2011, 12:22 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;4249376](in a high-pitched, squeeky voice)

"Hi, can southside come out and play?"[/QUOTE]

Her eyes uncross when she's blowing the southside.... :D

jetstream23 · 11-24-2011, 12:43 PM

[QUOTE=southside;4249426]Her eyes uncross when she's blowing the southside.... :D[/QUOTE]

That's because she's really looking hard to find it.

Dirtstar · 11-24-2011, 01:03 PM

[QUOTE=jetstream23;4249449]That's because she's really looking hard to find it.[/QUOTE]

and then she rolls her eyes when she finally sees it.

Jetworks · 11-24-2011, 01:36 PM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;4249458]and then she rolls her eyes when she finally sees it.[/QUOTE]

Like doll's eyes...

southside · 11-24-2011, 07:33 PM

My junk.... it's swollen.

Dirtstar · 11-25-2011, 09:24 AM

[QUOTE=southside;4249705]My junk.... it's swollen.[/QUOTE]

forever blue ballz.

southside · 11-25-2011, 09:58 AM

[QUOTE=Dirtstar;4249928]forever blue ballz.[/QUOTE]

Better than having forever swollen herpez, Dirtdore.

11-22-2011, 10:59 PM	#1
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,170	Crosseyed barmaid alert Just got back from a client meeting...after the meeting my business partner and I stopped into the Blue Gator on Carleton Avenue in Central Islip for a couple brewskis, and the semi-decent-looking-but-in-an-I-shouldn't-stare-but-I-can't-look-away way barmaid was crosseyed. Just thought this might be something some here might want to know. ps Great rack and not afraid to let those puppies breathe.

11-22-2011, 11:02 PM	#2
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,884	I thought this was going to be about me...

11-22-2011, 11:05 PM	#3
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,170	[QUOTE=southside;4247932]I thought this was going to be about me...[/QUOTE] Be patient.

11-22-2011, 11:13 PM	#4
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,884	[QUOTE=shakin318;4247936]Be patient.[/QUOTE] FU DB

11-22-2011, 11:31 PM	#5
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=shakin318;4247929]the semi-decent-looking-but-in-an-I-shouldn't-stare-but-I-can't-look-away way barmaid was crosseyed. ps Great rack and not afraid to let those puppies breathe.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/81/81ce28d66f11f6a3bfaf6484833d276e/antioch_community_special_ed_teacher_sara_glashagel.jpg[/IMG] -

11-23-2011, 10:03 AM	#6
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,170	[QUOTE=32green;4247953][IMG]http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/81/81ce28d66f11f6a3bfaf6484833d276e/antioch_community_special_ed_teacher_sara_glashagel.jpg[/IMG] -[/QUOTE] She's got more of a lazy eye/droopy eye thing going on, probably from the huge gravitational pull of her enormous funbags. The barmaid was legit crosseyed...as in I was never really sure if she was addressing myself or my associate.

11-23-2011, 10:31 AM	#7
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=shakin318;4248131] I was never really sure if she was addressing myself or my associate.[/QUOTE] Perhapses the nine dewars had something to do with that. Lol -

11-23-2011, 10:42 AM	#8
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11-23-2011, 02:43 PM	#9
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	[QUOTE=shakin318;4248131]the huge gravitational pull of her enormous funbags. [/QUOTE] which also might explain the cross-eyed thing if she looks over her shoulder for any length of time gravity is a *****

11-23-2011, 04:06 PM	#10
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,445	[QUOTE=32green;4248161]Perhapses the nine dewars had something to do with that. Lol -[/QUOTE] I lol'd!!:D

11-23-2011, 06:38 PM	#11
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,033	[IMG]http://oceanupped.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/demi-lovato-cross-eyed-lmfao.jpg[/IMG]

11-24-2011, 11:09 AM	#12
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,551	[QUOTE=Jungle Shift Jet;4248906][IMG]http://oceanupped.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/demi-lovato-cross-eyed-lmfao.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] (in a high-pitched, squeeky voice) "Hi, can southside come out and play?"

11-24-2011, 12:22 PM	#13
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,884	[QUOTE=jetstream23;4249376](in a high-pitched, squeeky voice) "Hi, can southside come out and play?"[/QUOTE] Her eyes uncross when she's blowing the southside.... :D

11-24-2011, 12:43 PM	#14
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,551	[QUOTE=southside;4249426]Her eyes uncross when she's blowing the southside.... :D[/QUOTE] That's because she's really looking hard to find it.

11-24-2011, 01:03 PM	#15
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,777	[QUOTE=jetstream23;4249449]That's because she's really looking hard to find it.[/QUOTE] and then she rolls her eyes when she finally sees it.

11-24-2011, 01:36 PM	#16
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,445	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;4249458]and then she rolls her eyes when she finally sees it.[/QUOTE] Like doll's eyes...

11-24-2011, 07:33 PM	#17
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,884	My junk.... it's swollen.

11-25-2011, 09:24 AM	#18
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,777	[QUOTE=southside;4249705]My junk.... it's swollen.[/QUOTE] forever blue ballz.

11-25-2011, 09:58 AM	#19
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,884	[QUOTE=Dirtstar;4249928]forever blue ballz.[/QUOTE] Better than having forever swollen herpez, Dirtdore.