Happy Thanksgiving, Hampurites!!! - Page 3

Bonhomme Richard · 11-23-2011, 08:41 PM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4249017]I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way.[B][B] Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment[/B][/B].[/QUOTE]

Who says Jets fans aren't classy?

Bonhomme Richard · 11-23-2011, 08:44 PM

This should be an interesting Thanksgiving. For the past 4 days I've been saddled with crippling, shooting pains down my left leg. Went to the doctor today and found out I have a bulging disk in my lower back. Now, the heavy dose anti-inflammatories are tearing through my stomach like opposing pass rushes through our o-line. So if I can bear the pain tomorrow and don't clog up my relatives' terlet, everything should be a-ok.

32green · 11-23-2011, 09:00 PM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4249023]Who says Jets fans aren't classy?[/QUOTE]

I think Bushy is a chowd. As a matter of fact, iffin there was a priest sitting between the two...that would have constituted a chowd wedding.

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FF2® · 11-23-2011, 09:08 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4248858]he's a recovering boozer dude:cool:[/QUOTE]

LOLz. If anything makes me jump off the wagon it'll be the in-laws.

Carlton · 11-23-2011, 09:15 PM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4249017]I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way. Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment.[/QUOTE]

I mean... L O ****ing L. Train to where?

32green · 11-23-2011, 09:16 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4249048]LOLz. If anything makes me jump off the wagon it'll be the in-laws.[/QUOTE]

Why? They arent proud that their son-in-law has 125,006 posts on a NY Jets ithnerentss board?

Heathens.

:D

FF2® · 11-23-2011, 09:24 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4249058]Why? They arent proud that their son-in-law has 125,006 posts on a NY Jets ithnerentss board?

Heathens.

:D[/QUOTE]

Actually I'm the most successful of all their kid's spouses (how pathetic is that)?

I can't leave FIL alone for 10 minutes. Once he "fixed" the low flow shower head in my girls bathroom so water would come out faster.:rolleyes:

32green · 11-23-2011, 09:32 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4249062]Actually I'm the most successful of all their kid's spouses (how pathetic is that)?

I can't leave FIL alone for 10 minutes. Once he "fixed" the low flow shower head in my girls bathroom so water would come out faster.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

:D

Timmy® · 11-23-2011, 09:38 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4249058]Why? They arent proud that their son-in-law has 125,006 posts on a NY Jets ithnerentss board?

Heathens.

:D[/QUOTE]

Son in law, how about instead of posting on that Jets board you start drinking again?

Timmy® · 11-23-2011, 09:45 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4248880]You appear to be maintaining an encyclopedic mental file on other Hamperites booze habits. Are you trying convince yourself you ain't a slobbering hops -Quafer? Good luck Slopester. Happy T day and pray for [B]chuckles the Fist[/B].[/QUOTE]

Is this a drink?

32green · 11-23-2011, 09:59 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4249077]Is this a drink?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but when you scarf one, you start doing a riverdance type dance move while yelling "you piddling carbon based life forms disgust me with your meat eating!!!"

And flipping your hands around all crazy.

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escamoter2 · 11-23-2011, 10:21 PM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;4248305]Let each of us celebrate the splendor of our bounty. Happy Thanksgiving.

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I totally forgot what this thread is about.

Jetworks · 11-23-2011, 10:28 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4248858]he's a recovering boozer dude:cool:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FF2®;4249048]LOLz. If anything makes me jump off the wagon it'll be the in-laws.[/QUOTE]

Ack, sorry I had no idea (obviously).:O:(

I assume that means other mind-altering stuff is off the table as well. What to do, what to do...

Binge eat?:D

Passepartout · 11-23-2011, 10:33 PM

Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving. May you all be blessed!

Jungle Shift Jet · 11-23-2011, 10:34 PM

I've heard you never[B] really[/B] recover, it's just a pretense.

Vin · 11-23-2011, 10:49 PM

[QUOTE=escamoter2;4249098]I totally forgot what this thread is about.[/QUOTE]

I think it's about Turkey [b]BREAST[/b]..... ;)

Fishooked · 11-24-2011, 08:34 AM

[QUOTE=Big L;4248577][IMG]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7470/tgibin.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9914/tgibin2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Those are awesome :yes:

RaoulDuke · 11-24-2011, 08:41 AM

[QUOTE=Big L;4248577][IMG]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7470/tgibin.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9914/tgibin2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:D

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4249017]I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way. Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment.[/QUOTE]

LMFAO!!

Southside, this is how it's done....POSSIBLY

Fishooked · 11-24-2011, 08:42 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4249029]This should be an interesting Thanksgiving. For the past 4 days I've been saddled with crippling, shooting pains down my left leg. Went to the doctor today and found out I have a bulging disk in my lower back. Now, the heavy dose anti-inflammatories are tearing through my stomach like opposing pass rushes through our o-line. So if I can bear the pain tomorrow and don't clog up my relatives' terlet, everything should be a-ok.[/QUOTE]

Ugh, that sucks.
I've been living with a bulging disk for 20 years.
I would have parlayed this injury into a day alone on the couch.

quantum · 11-24-2011, 09:01 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4249029]This should be an interesting Thanksgiving. For the past 4 days I've been saddled with crippling, shooting pains down my left leg. Went to the doctor today and found out I have a bulging disk in my lower back. Now, the heavy dose anti-inflammatories are tearing through my stomach like opposing pass rushes through our o-line. So if I can bear the pain tomorrow and don't clog up my relatives' terlet, everything should be a-ok.[/QUOTE]

Your stomach has become Wayne Hunter. That's very sad. :(

11-23-2011, 08:41 PM	#41
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,102	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4249017]I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way.[B][B] Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment[/B][/B].[/QUOTE] Who says Jets fans aren't classy?

11-23-2011, 08:44 PM	#42
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,102	This should be an interesting Thanksgiving. For the past 4 days I've been saddled with crippling, shooting pains down my left leg. Went to the doctor today and found out I have a bulging disk in my lower back. Now, the heavy dose anti-inflammatories are tearing through my stomach like opposing pass rushes through our o-line. So if I can bear the pain tomorrow and don't clog up my relatives' terlet, everything should be a-ok.

11-23-2011, 09:00 PM	#43
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4249023]Who says Jets fans aren't classy?[/QUOTE] I think Bushy is a chowd. As a matter of fact, iffin there was a priest sitting between the two...that would have constituted a chowd wedding. -

11-23-2011, 09:08 PM	#44
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,217	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4248858]he's a recovering boozer dude:cool:[/QUOTE] LOLz. If anything makes me jump off the wagon it'll be the in-laws.

11-23-2011, 09:15 PM	#45
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,381	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4249017]I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way. Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment.[/QUOTE] I mean... L O ****ing L. Train to where?

11-23-2011, 09:16 PM	#46
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=FF2®;4249048]LOLz. If anything makes me jump off the wagon it'll be the in-laws.[/QUOTE] Why? They arent proud that their son-in-law has 125,006 posts on a NY Jets ithnerentss board? Heathens. :D

11-23-2011, 09:24 PM	#47
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,217	[QUOTE=32green;4249058]Why? They arent proud that their son-in-law has 125,006 posts on a NY Jets ithnerentss board? Heathens. :D[/QUOTE] Actually I'm the most successful of all their kid's spouses (how pathetic is that)? I can't leave FIL alone for 10 minutes. Once he "fixed" the low flow shower head in my girls bathroom so water would come out faster.:rolleyes:

11-23-2011, 09:32 PM	#48
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=FF2®;4249062]Actually I'm the most successful of all their kid's spouses (how pathetic is that)? I can't leave FIL alone for 10 minutes. Once he "fixed" the low flow shower head in my girls bathroom so water would come out faster.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE] :D

11-23-2011, 09:38 PM	#49
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,513	[QUOTE=32green;4249058]Why? They arent proud that their son-in-law has 125,006 posts on a NY Jets ithnerentss board? Heathens. :D[/QUOTE] Son in law, how about instead of posting on that Jets board you start drinking again?

11-23-2011, 09:45 PM	#50
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,513	[QUOTE=32green;4248880]You appear to be maintaining an encyclopedic mental file on other Hamperites booze habits. Are you trying convince yourself you ain't a slobbering hops -Quafer? Good luck Slopester. Happy T day and pray for [B]chuckles the Fist[/B].[/QUOTE] Is this a drink?

11-23-2011, 09:59 PM	#51
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4249077]Is this a drink?[/QUOTE] Yeah, but when you scarf one, you start doing a riverdance type dance move while yelling "you piddling carbon based life forms disgust me with your meat eating!!!" And flipping your hands around all crazy. -

11-23-2011, 10:21 PM	#52
escamoter2 All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,989	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;4248305]Let each of us celebrate the splendor of our bounty. Happy Thanksgiving. [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/825/jordancarvercoveredtopl.jpg/][IMG]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/7558/jordancarvercoveredtopl.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/819/jordancarvercoveredtopl.jpg/][IMG]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/7558/jordancarvercoveredtopl.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/10/jordancarvercoveredtopl.jpg/][IMG]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7558/jordancarvercoveredtopl.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] I totally forgot what this thread is about.

11-23-2011, 10:28 PM	#53
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,467	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4248858]he's a recovering boozer dude:cool:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=FF2®;4249048]LOLz. If anything makes me jump off the wagon it'll be the in-laws.[/QUOTE] Ack, sorry I had no idea (obviously).:O:( I assume that means other mind-altering stuff is off the table as well. What to do, what to do... Binge eat?:D

11-23-2011, 10:33 PM	#54
Passepartout Memorial Day! Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seymour TN Posts: 125	Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving. May you all be blessed!

11-23-2011, 10:34 PM	#55
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,043	I've heard you never[B] really[/B] recover, it's just a pretense.

11-23-2011, 10:49 PM	#56
Vin RE-SIGN ME, DAMMIT!!! All Pro Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 8,130	[QUOTE=escamoter2;4249098]I totally forgot what this thread is about.[/QUOTE] I think it's about Turkey [b]BREAST[/b]..... ;)

11-24-2011, 08:34 AM	#57
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,722	[QUOTE=Big L;4248577][IMG]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7470/tgibin.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9914/tgibin2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Those are awesome :yes:

11-24-2011, 08:41 AM	#58
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,872	[QUOTE=Big L;4248577][IMG]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7470/tgibin.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9914/tgibin2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] :D [QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4249017]I was riding home on the train tonight and some sweet young thing got on and sat in the seat next to me. I think she must have been a college student because she had a suitcase and seemed like she was heading to the airport. So she's got her head set on and she's listening to music but at some point she notices I'm watching a porno on my iPhone. I could tell cuz she glanced over and then did kind of a double take. After that she kind of turned her head like she was looking away but I could tell she was still checking out my phone. So without letting on I tilted my hand a just a bit so she could see better. And after awhile she dropped the pretense of not looking and we just watched the porno together. I even thought about offering her one of my ear buds but she was already listening to something and a few stops later she got off and went on her way. Anyway, it was a nice kind of sharing holiday moment.[/QUOTE] LMFAO!! Southside, this is how it's done....POSSIBLY

11-24-2011, 08:42 AM	#59
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,722	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4249029]This should be an interesting Thanksgiving. For the past 4 days I've been saddled with crippling, shooting pains down my left leg. Went to the doctor today and found out I have a bulging disk in my lower back. Now, the heavy dose anti-inflammatories are tearing through my stomach like opposing pass rushes through our o-line. So if I can bear the pain tomorrow and don't clog up my relatives' terlet, everything should be a-ok.[/QUOTE] Ugh, that sucks. I've been living with a bulging disk for 20 years. I would have parlayed this injury into a day alone on the couch.

11-24-2011, 09:01 AM	#60
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4249029]This should be an interesting Thanksgiving. For the past 4 days I've been saddled with crippling, shooting pains down my left leg. Went to the doctor today and found out I have a bulging disk in my lower back. Now, the heavy dose anti-inflammatories are tearing through my stomach like opposing pass rushes through our o-line. So if I can bear the pain tomorrow and don't clog up my relatives' terlet, everything should be a-ok.[/QUOTE] Your stomach has become Wayne Hunter. That's very sad. :(