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Old 12-09-2011, 11:06 PM   #1
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A Question About Women

Recent history, meaning the past twenty years, has me wondering...are most women crazy, or are men by nature mostly attracted to crazy women.?

Sad that it took me decades to finally realize that so many women in my life are just nuts and nothing I do can change that. But I think maybe you need to be at least thirty before you can really grasp something that elemental.

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Old 12-09-2011, 11:13 PM   #2
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[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4270531]Recent history, meaning the past twenty years, has me wondering...are most women crazy, or are men by nature mostly attracted to crazy women.?

Sad that it took me decades to finally realize that so many women in my life are just nuts and nothing I do can change that. But I think maybe you need to be at least thirty before you can really grasp something that elemental.[/QUOTE]

The former.
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Old 12-09-2011, 11:19 PM   #3
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[QUOTE=Rambler;4270533]The former.[/QUOTE]

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Old 12-09-2011, 11:37 PM   #4
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[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4270531]Recent history, meaning the past twenty years, has me wondering...are most women crazy, or are men by nature mostly attracted to crazy women.?
[/QUOTE]

You don't marry for love, you marry for money. Don't look for the supermodel you can never have. Don't try to find a good fit with a crazy b'tch. Instead, look at the nerdy girls in the glasses, find one that's well-balanced and intelligent, guaranteed to be a good earner.

Once you realize there's no such thing as love, everything gets easier. Marry the nerdy earner, lease the supermodel.

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Old 12-09-2011, 11:51 PM   #5
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[QUOTE=SAR I;4270539]You don't marry for love, you marry for money. Don't look for the supermodel you can never have. Don't try to find a good fit with a crazy b'tch. Instead, look at the nerdy girls in the glasses, find one that's well-balanced and intelligent, guaranteed to be a good earner.

Once you realize there's no such thing as love, everything gets easier. Marry the nerdy earner, lease the supermodel.

SAR I[/QUOTE]

Interesting. Two questions...

1) So are you...um...leasing?

2) #1 was kind personal so feel free to ignore. But if there's no such thing as love, what happens when the nerdy girl in glasses you married wants it?
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Old 12-10-2011, 12:20 AM   #6
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[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4270546]Interesting. Two questions...

1) So are you...um...leasing?

2) #1 was kind personal so feel free to ignore. But if there's no such thing as love, what happens when the nerdy girl in glasses you married wants it?[/QUOTE]

She gets with a schmo like me. Fact
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:50 AM   #7
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K as a woman I can tell you that the men I meet are too stupid to understand women and therefore think they're crazy when in fact the truth is, men are just stupid.

Now then, I haven't posted here in awhile but I've of course looked in here and I have to ask, what happened to Ham? :confused:
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Old 12-10-2011, 02:03 AM   #8
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[QUOTE=skippy1999;4270564]K as a woman I can tell you that the men I meet are too stupid to understand women and therefore think they're crazy when in fact the truth is, men are just stupid.

Now then, I haven't posted here in awhile but I've of course looked in here and I have to ask, what happened to Ham? :confused:[/QUOTE]

women are crazy generally. There's a reason why women don't like to hang out with women too much. Too much drama.
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Old 12-10-2011, 03:54 AM   #9
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All women are crazy. The trick is to find out how much crazy you can handle. Every man has his own threshold for how much and what type of crazy he can or is willing to deal with.
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Old 12-10-2011, 05:21 AM   #10
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[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4270531]Recent history, meaning the past twenty years, has me wondering...are most women crazy, or are men by nature mostly attracted to crazy women.?

Sad that it took me decades to finally realize that so many women in my life are just nuts and nothing I do can change that. But I think maybe you need to be at least thirty before you can really grasp something that elemental.[/QUOTE]

i DIDNT EVEN READ the post if i could answer any question i would be with soeone or married at this point but im not and obviously single so meeting randoms is the plan till i can asnwer questions of this nature...LOL good luck just be single and dont ask these questions its much easier....LOL:D
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Old 12-10-2011, 05:58 AM   #11
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[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4270546]Interesting. Two questions...

1) So are you...um...leasing?

2) #1 was kind personal so feel free to ignore. But if there's no such thing as love, [B]what happens when the nerdy girl in glasses you married wants it?[/B][/QUOTE]

He's saying that's not love, that's hunger. People don't marry for love; they marry because they like sleeping indoors. Two earners is the best marriage.
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Old 12-10-2011, 06:49 AM   #12
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[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4270579]He's saying that's not love, that's hunger. People don't marry for love; they marry because they like sleeping indoors. Two earners is the best marriage.[/QUOTE]

That gimp is freaking me right the **** out.
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Old 12-10-2011, 08:25 AM   #13
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[QUOTE=skippy1999;4270564]K as a woman I can tell you that the men I meet are too stupid to understand women and therefore think they're crazy when in fact the truth is, men are just stupid.

Now then, I haven't posted here in awhile but I've of course looked in here and I have to ask, [B]what happened to Ham?[/B] :confused:[/QUOTE]

he was crazy, unbalanced, and on a perennial power trip.


almost like a woman.






:eek:






























:D
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Old 12-10-2011, 08:25 AM   #14
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[QUOTE=The Ego Trip;4270583]That gimp is freaking me right the **** out.[/QUOTE]

what gimp?? :confused:
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Old 12-10-2011, 09:34 AM   #15
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[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4270546]Interesting. Two questions...

1) So are you...um...leasing?

2) #1 was kind personal so feel free to ignore. But if there's no such thing as love, what happens when the nerdy girl in glasses you married wants it?[/QUOTE]

Answers:

1. All men lease. What, you think we'd be satisfied with only being able to have intercourse with the same woman for life, and a 45-75 year old at that? Never being able to pound a 19 year old again? There's a reason they call it the world's oldest profession. Others will deny they do it. They're lying.

2. You think of your last lease.

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Old 12-10-2011, 09:37 AM   #16
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A guy marrying a girl for money?

LMFAO!!



[QUOTE=BlackSmurf]All women are crazy. The trick is to find out how much crazy you can handle. Every man has his own threshold for[B] how much and what type of crazy he can or is willing to deal with[/B].[/QUOTE]

Bingo.
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Old 12-10-2011, 09:38 AM   #17
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[QUOTE=Dirtstar;4270596]what gimp?? :confused:[/QUOTE]

In his avatar -- creepy Mark and creepy gimp eyeballing each other creepily
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Old 12-10-2011, 09:44 AM   #18
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[QUOTE=SAR I;4270539]You don't marry for love, you marry for money. Don't look for the supermodel you can never have. Don't try to find a good fit with a crazy b'tch. Instead, look at the nerdy girls in the glasses, find one that's well-balanced and intelligent, guaranteed to be a good earner.

Once you realize there's no such thing as love, everything gets easier. Marry the nerdy earner, lease the supermodel.

SAR I[/QUOTE]

What a great lesson for your young son. I can just imagine you sitting in front of the fireplace this holiday season explaining how you only married his " homely" mother for her money, and that you regularly pay hookers for sex. Heartwarming that.
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Old 12-10-2011, 09:45 AM   #19
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Saying all women are crazy is like saying all men are soul-less egomanics who care for no one and nothing except for getting laid and watching sports . . . oh wait, never mind :D



Seriously, we're not are all crazy. And don't you think that women have to put up with all your nasty men habits?
Guys aren't saints, either. You can have a touch of the crazy too at times. It just manifests itself differently than in women.
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Old 12-10-2011, 09:47 AM   #20
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