Pay'in Your Neighbor to Bang Your Wife

Warfish · 01-27-2012, 09:03 PM

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Johnny Bravo · 01-27-2012, 09:06 PM

Wow, I wouldn't be trying to get her pregnant either, just so I could keep banging her. Kudos to the next door neighbor!

32green · 01-27-2012, 09:09 PM

"....a total of 72 times"

LMFAO

He was prolly spaying all over the room trying to extend his contract.

:yes:

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PlumberKhan · 01-27-2012, 09:19 PM

Weird way to find out that you're not the father of your kids :eek:

Untouchable · 01-27-2012, 09:30 PM

He paid the guy?

What a mook.

Green + White · 01-27-2012, 09:35 PM

Nothing in the german media about this. Traute, what a weird name.

Today names of beauty queens are more like Mandy, Carmen, Cindy, Chantal or Jaqueline.

frostlich · 01-27-2012, 09:36 PM

A man's gotta put food on the table.

Wait...did Frank practice the old adage: If it smells like Traute, pull it oute?

Apache 51 · 01-27-2012, 10:45 PM

Sorry bro I forgot to mention I had a vasectomy.

Apache 51 · 01-27-2012, 10:49 PM

I'm gonna practice the first 100x in the backdoor.

OrangeJet · 01-27-2012, 11:23 PM

72 times in 6 months?

I can't let my wife see that...unless I photoshop it to years.

RussianGreen · 01-27-2012, 11:28 PM

Flying to Stuttgart next week.

brady's a catcher · 01-28-2012, 02:31 PM

What a great story. I really hope it's true. if ot's not, I don't wanna know. Really an everybody wins kind of deal.

shakin318 · 01-28-2012, 03:03 PM

[QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4350496]What a great story. I really hope it's true. if ot's not, I don't wanna know. Really an everybody wins kind of deal.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure the broads husband ends up in the "loser" column on this one.

Porgyman · 01-28-2012, 03:17 PM

Only $34.72 per effort! What a deal!!!!

crossfire · 01-28-2012, 04:13 PM

Two things I couldn't imagine...

1) My neighbor offering me $2,500 to bang his hot wife.

2) Telling my wife what my "second job" is.

brady's a catcher · 01-28-2012, 05:07 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4350521]Pretty sure the broads husband ends up in the "loser" column on this one.[/QUOTE]

Agree to disagree.

quantum · 01-28-2012, 09:23 PM

[QUOTE=OrangeJet;4350185]72 times in 6 months?

I can't let my wife see that...unless I photoshop it to years.[/QUOTE]

judgin by the pic above, he was highly motivated. :banana: :drool:

RazorJet · 01-28-2012, 09:30 PM

This sounds like a movie I saw with Tanya Roberts.

01-27-2012, 09:03 PM	#1
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	Pay'in Your Neighbor to Bang Your Wife [IMG]http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395430_331870066845529_251361068229763_1122985_546712693_n.jpg[/IMG]

01-27-2012, 09:35 PM	#6
Green + White furor teutonicus Veteran Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: NRW, Germany Posts: 1,020	Nothing in the german media about this. Traute, what a weird name. Today names of beauty queens are more like Mandy, Carmen, Cindy, Chantal or Jaqueline. Last edited by Green + White; 01-27-2012 at 09:40 PM.

01-27-2012, 09:06 PM	#2
Johnny Bravo SNUBBED! Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 10,695	Wow, I wouldn't be trying to get her pregnant either, just so I could keep banging her. Kudos to the next door neighbor!

01-27-2012, 09:09 PM	#3
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	"....a total of 72 times" LMFAO He was prolly spaying all over the room trying to extend his contract. :yes: -

01-27-2012, 09:19 PM	#4
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,014	Weird way to find out that you're not the father of your kids :eek:

01-27-2012, 09:30 PM	#5
Untouchable Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,403	He paid the guy? What a mook.

01-27-2012, 09:36 PM	#7
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,965	A man's gotta put food on the table. Wait...did Frank practice the old adage: If it smells like Traute, pull it oute?

01-27-2012, 10:45 PM	#8
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,638	Sorry bro I forgot to mention I had a vasectomy.

01-27-2012, 10:49 PM	#9
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,638	I'm gonna practice the first 100x in the backdoor.

01-27-2012, 11:23 PM	#10
OrangeJet All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,946	72 times in 6 months? I can't let my wife see that...unless I photoshop it to years.

01-27-2012, 11:28 PM	#11
RussianGreen hates you Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,418	Flying to Stuttgart next week.

01-28-2012, 02:31 PM	#12
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,691	What a great story. I really hope it's true. if ot's not, I don't wanna know. Really an everybody wins kind of deal.

01-28-2012, 03:03 PM	#13
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,177	[QUOTE=brady's a catcher;4350496]What a great story. I really hope it's true. if ot's not, I don't wanna know. Really an everybody wins kind of deal.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure the broads husband ends up in the "loser" column on this one.

01-28-2012, 03:17 PM	#14
Porgyman Practice Squad Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 268	Only $34.72 per effort! What a deal!!!!

01-28-2012, 04:13 PM	#15
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,672	Two things I couldn't imagine... 1) My neighbor offering me $2,500 to bang his hot wife. 2) Telling my wife what my "second job" is.

01-28-2012, 05:07 PM	#16
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,691	[QUOTE=shakin318;4350521]Pretty sure the broads husband ends up in the "loser" column on this one.[/QUOTE] Agree to disagree.

01-28-2012, 09:23 PM	#17
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,894	[QUOTE=OrangeJet;4350185]72 times in 6 months? I can't let my wife see that...unless I photoshop it to years.[/QUOTE] judgin by the pic above, he was highly motivated. :banana: :drool:

01-28-2012, 09:30 PM	#18
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,619	This sounds like a movie I saw with Tanya Roberts.