Orange juice pulp

dustykeller · 07-06-2012, 02:39 PM

Most people i've had this discussion with absolutely prefer drinking orange juice with pulp.

I, on the other hand, compare orange juice pulp to a glass of juice with a bag of pubes dumped in it. Disgusting.

Just the thought of it makes me dry heave.

Warfish · 07-06-2012, 02:40 PM

Orange Bits = Pubes

Um.....

Er......

Ok.

Jets Things · 07-06-2012, 02:41 PM

Prefer pulp, but won't turn down unpulped.

dustykeller · 07-06-2012, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Warfish

Orange Bits = Pubes

Um.....

Er......

Ok.

no no no...juice with hair in it. It's an abomination.

Gata · 07-06-2012, 02:45 PM

I really dislike pulp.... don't like it at all.

crasherino · 07-06-2012, 02:48 PM

If its from a container, I go no pulp. But if yer gonna take a whole bag of oranges and squeeze them in front of me and provide me with a delicious beverage, I'll gladly take me some pulp.

Gata · 07-06-2012, 02:53 PM

You can always ...

Dcat · 07-06-2012, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gata

I really dislike pulp.... don't like it at all.

Smaht girl! Never swallow that stuff. You don't know where it's been.

2foolish197 · 07-06-2012, 02:55 PM

...i hate when u have pubes and pulp...

jetswin · 07-06-2012, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gata

I really dislike pulp.... don't like it at all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by crasherino

I'll gladly take me some pulp.

well this threw me for a loop

jetstream23 · 07-06-2012, 02:57 PM

Me no likey pulp/pubes either. Give me a vajayjay that is clean (a.k.a. pulp-less) and pube-less OJ. I'm not fan of Pulp Friction.

dustykeller · 07-06-2012, 03:03 PM

When I was a kid, I remember going out for breakfast at restaurants and always ordered apple juice never orange because of the pulp risk.

Same goes for that 5 Alive sh!t....there's like 3 or 4 kinds of pulp in that stuff.

TheMikeIsHot · 07-06-2012, 03:03 PM

not sure how pubez come into the conversation... it's just little pieces of orange. Do you eat whole orange slices? Is that like biting into a pube biscuit? Not to me.

Anyhow, I do prefer my OJ without pulp... but I won't turn down a nice, cool glass with it.

dustykeller · 07-06-2012, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMikeIsHot

not sure how pubez come into the conversation... it's just little pieces of orange. Do you eat whole orange slices? Is that like biting into a pube biscuit? Not to me.

Anyhow, I do prefer my OJ without pulp... but I won't turn down a nice, cool glass with it.

I thought comparing pubes with pulp was an accurate analogy.

I'm sure if you spilled a glass of water on a barber shop floor and went to lick it up, it would be like drinking a glass of orange juice w/pulp.

Paradis · 07-06-2012, 03:07 PM

I like my OJ grovestand style, Pulp+.

I'll take my women with an extra layer of pulp too.

dustykeller · 07-06-2012, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Paradis

I like OJ grovestand style, Pupl-plus. I'll take my women with an extra layer of pulp too.

You British Columbia hippies always go the extra mile.

jetstream23 · 07-06-2012, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dustykeller

I'm sure if you spilled a glass of water on a barber shop floor and went to lick it up, it would be like drinking a glass of orange juice w/pulp.

We should ask jetsrule to confirm this.

Jungle Shift Jet · 07-06-2012, 03:42 PM

I hate bully pulpits and this thread is no exception.

Jasper17 · 07-06-2012, 03:49 PM

GTFO for me.

I don't always drink OJ

But when I do, I prefer its shaved.

crasherino · 07-06-2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gata

You can always ...

I dunno....If I squeezed someone a fresh glass of OJ and they pulled out a strainer, I'd be pretty ****ing offended.

Although I guess I'd be pretty impressed that they had the foresight to bring a strainer as I don't often squeeze orange juice.

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Yes, I love to shave my tongue after drinking pulp	5	21.74%
No, it makes me gag	7	30.43%
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07-06-2012, 02:39 PM	#1
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 724	Orange juice pulp Most people i've had this discussion with absolutely prefer drinking orange juice with pulp. I, on the other hand, compare orange juice pulp to a glass of juice with a bag of pubes dumped in it. Disgusting. Just the thought of it makes me dry heave.

07-06-2012, 02:57 PM	#11
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,610	Me no likey pulp/pubes either. Give me a vajayjay that is clean (a.k.a. pulp-less) and pube-less OJ. I'm not fan of Pulp Friction. Last edited by jetstream23; 07-06-2012 at 03:00 PM.

07-06-2012, 03:07 PM	#15
Paradis Is waiting for Ryan Mallet All Pro Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the 80s Posts: 7,108	I like my OJ grovestand style, Pulp+. I'll take my women with an extra layer of pulp too. Last edited by Paradis; 07-06-2012 at 03:09 PM.

07-06-2012, 02:40 PM	#2
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	Orange Bits = Pubes Um..... Er...... Ok.

07-06-2012, 02:41 PM	#3
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	Prefer pulp, but won't turn down unpulped.

07-06-2012, 02:45 PM	#5
Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	I really dislike pulp.... don't like it at all.

07-06-2012, 02:48 PM	#6
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,826	If its from a container, I go no pulp. But if yer gonna take a whole bag of oranges and squeeze them in front of me and provide me with a delicious beverage, I'll gladly take me some pulp.

07-06-2012, 02:53 PM	#7
Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	You can always ...

07-06-2012, 02:55 PM	#9
2foolish197 i suspect hanky-panky All League Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: astoria Posts: 4,528	...i hate when u have pubes and pulp...

07-06-2012, 03:03 PM	#12
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 724	When I was a kid, I remember going out for breakfast at restaurants and always ordered apple juice never orange because of the pulp risk. Same goes for that 5 Alive sh!t....there's like 3 or 4 kinds of pulp in that stuff.

07-06-2012, 03:03 PM	#13
TheMikeIsHot All Pro Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 7,043	not sure how pubez come into the conversation... it's just little pieces of orange. Do you eat whole orange slices? Is that like biting into a pube biscuit? Not to me. Anyhow, I do prefer my OJ without pulp... but I won't turn down a nice, cool glass with it.

07-06-2012, 03:42 PM	#18
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,045	I hate bully pulpits and this thread is no exception.

07-06-2012, 03:49 PM	#19
Jasper17 :AirhumpingFuuuRagefaceguyflag: Rookie Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Charm City Region Posts: 853	GTFO for me. I don't always drink OJ But when I do, I prefer its shaved.