My unnerpantses are 50 Shades of Gray - Page 2

32green · 04-24-2012, 05:47 PM

Iffin our wives wanted to bang us..... they'd bang us.

Somethin tells me this book will just make them want to bang everyone else.

:dunno:

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Jetworks · 04-24-2012, 06:30 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4444818]Iffin our wives wanted to bang us..... they'd bang us.

Somethin tells me this book will just make them want to bang everyone else.

:dunno:

-[/QUOTE]

Once again 32 demonstrates the sagacious insight that compelled Sooth to make him a mod.

Ok, maybe not, but that's a pretty insightful comment.:yes:

FF2® · 04-24-2012, 07:09 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4444818]Iffin our wives wanted to bang us..... they'd bang us.

Somethin tells me this book will just make them want to bang everyone else.

:dunno:

-[/QUOTE]

Au contraire, mon frere.

crossfire · 04-24-2012, 08:26 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4444818]Iffin our wives wanted to bang us..... they'd bang us.

Somethin tells me this book will just make them want to bang everyone else.

:dunno:

Well... except southside of course.

-[/QUOTE]

Fixed

RageATL · 04-24-2012, 11:35 PM

Not 4 hours ago, my sister tells me how my mom asked her if my grandmother would enjoy this book as she had just finished the book she was reading (she obviously had no idea of the content). I just started laughing and think I said something about hearing about it on the Jets message boards. I was then the recipient of the expressionless/straight face.

quantum · 04-25-2012, 08:21 AM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4444871]Au contraire, mon frere.[/QUOTE]

huh. I would have bet the serious coin it wouldn't work on Mrs FF2.

FF2® · 04-25-2012, 10:01 AM

[QUOTE=quantum;4445242]huh. I would have bet the serious coin it wouldn't work on Mrs FF2.[/QUOTE]

I would have too. Hard coin, Hoss.

Life takes some strange turns.

Fishooked · 04-25-2012, 10:20 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4443530]I didn't know what this book was until the other day. Then I found out it was oringially conceived as Twilight fan fiction. And the author looks like this:

[IMG]http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/erika-leonard.jpg[/IMG]

Just bring some porn into the bedroom if you can't manage on your own.[/QUOTE]

Is that Adam Sandler from 'Jack & Jill' ?

Owen Reed · 04-25-2012, 10:21 AM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4445317]I would have too. Hard coin, Hoss.

Life takes some strange turns.[/QUOTE]

Glad to hear you and Mrs. F are bumping uglies again.

jetswin · 04-25-2012, 10:26 AM

This reminds me I read a tweet this morning that someone discovered the G spot, it was a grapelike object in an 83 year old cadaver. Happy hunting fellas.

Fishooked · 04-25-2012, 10:35 AM

How did they come up with the title for the book?
Based on the color of the author's pubes?

Or perhaps her silverback mate? :confused:

Monsterxman · 04-25-2012, 12:44 PM

Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex.

The only problem with the book is the premise.

It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21.

Doesn’t sound so bad right?

Well here are the problems…

[B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl.
[B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world.
[B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body.
[B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl.
[B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations.
[B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire.
[B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all.
[B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly.
[B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed.
[B]Problem 10 [/B] – Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways.

:D

Owen Reed · 04-25-2012, 12:47 PM

[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex.

The only problem with the book is the premise.

It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21.

Doesn’t sound so bad right?

Well here are the problems…

[B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl.
[B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world.
[B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body.
[B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl.
[B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations.
[B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire.
[B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all.
[B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly.
[B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed.
[B]Problem 10 [/B] – Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways.

:D[/QUOTE]

How big is his penis?

jetswin · 04-25-2012, 12:55 PM

[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex.

The only problem with the book is the premise.

It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21.

Doesn’t sound so bad right?

Well here are the problems…

[B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl.
[B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world.
[B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body.
[B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl.
[B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations.
[B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire.
[B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all.
[B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly.
[B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed.
[B]Problem 10 [/B]– Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways.

:D[/QUOTE]

well, I'm older than 27

Big L · 04-25-2012, 01:07 PM

[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex.

The only problem with the book is the premise.

It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21.

Doesn’t sound so bad right?

Well here are the problems…

[B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl.
[B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world.
[B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body.
[B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl.
[B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations.
[B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire.
[B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all.
[B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly.
[B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed.
[B]Problem 10 [/B] – Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways.

:D[/QUOTE]

Does she deliver at the back door?

And Problem 10 pretty much sums it up.

Bonhomme Richard · 04-25-2012, 01:12 PM

[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex.

The only problem with the book is the premise.

It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21.

Doesn’t sound so bad right?

Well here are the problems…

[B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl.
[B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world.
[B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body.
[B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl.
[B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations.
[B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire.
[B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all.
[B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly.
[B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed.
[B]Problem 10 [/B] – Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways.

:D[/QUOTE]

Good God, what a load of crap.

JStokes · 04-25-2012, 01:28 PM

[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4445543]How big is his penis?[/QUOTE]

The hairy part or just the shaft?

_

brady's a catcher · 04-25-2012, 01:38 PM

[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4445543]How big is his penis?[/QUOTE]

Have a pillow handy to bite and I bet you can accommodate it. You seem game.

Jets Things · 04-25-2012, 01:47 PM

[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4445543]How big is his penis?[/QUOTE]

Get your own schtick. :mad:

Owen Reed · 04-25-2012, 01:49 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4445680]Get your own schtick. :mad:[/QUOTE]

What!?

What are you talking about?

Link?

04-25-2012, 12:44 PM	#32
Monsterxman supercalifragilisticexpialidocious All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,062	Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex. The only problem with the book is the premise. It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21. Doesn’t sound so bad right? Well here are the problems… [B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl. [B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world. [B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body. [B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl. [B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations. [B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire. [B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all. [B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly. [B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed. [B]Problem 10 [/B] – Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways. :D Last edited by Monsterxman; 04-25-2012 at 12:46 PM.

04-24-2012, 05:47 PM	#21
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Iffin our wives wanted to bang us..... they'd bang us. Somethin tells me this book will just make them want to bang everyone else. :dunno: -

04-24-2012, 06:30 PM	#22
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,451	[QUOTE=32green;4444818]Iffin our wives wanted to bang us..... they'd bang us. Somethin tells me this book will just make them want to bang everyone else. :dunno: -[/QUOTE] Once again 32 demonstrates the sagacious insight that compelled Sooth to make him a mod. Ok, maybe not, but that's a pretty insightful comment.:yes:

04-24-2012, 07:09 PM	#23
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,165	[QUOTE=32green;4444818]Iffin our wives wanted to bang us..... they'd bang us. Somethin tells me this book will just make them want to bang everyone else. :dunno: -[/QUOTE] Au contraire, mon frere.

04-24-2012, 08:26 PM	#24
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,672	[QUOTE=32green;4444818]Iffin our wives wanted to bang us..... they'd bang us. Somethin tells me this book will just make them want to bang everyone else. :dunno: Well... except southside of course. -[/QUOTE] Fixed

04-24-2012, 11:35 PM	#25
RageATL is a habitual line-stepper. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,230	Not 4 hours ago, my sister tells me how my mom asked her if my grandmother would enjoy this book as she had just finished the book she was reading (she obviously had no idea of the content). I just started laughing and think I said something about hearing about it on the Jets message boards. I was then the recipient of the expressionless/straight face.

04-25-2012, 08:21 AM	#26
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,884	[QUOTE=FF2®;4444871]Au contraire, mon frere.[/QUOTE] huh. I would have bet the serious coin it wouldn't work on Mrs FF2.

04-25-2012, 10:01 AM	#27
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,165	[QUOTE=quantum;4445242]huh. I would have bet the serious coin it wouldn't work on Mrs FF2.[/QUOTE] I would have too. Hard coin, Hoss. Life takes some strange turns.

04-25-2012, 10:20 AM	#28
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,704	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4443530]I didn't know what this book was until the other day. Then I found out it was oringially conceived as Twilight fan fiction. And the author looks like this: [IMG]http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/erika-leonard.jpg[/IMG] Just bring some porn into the bedroom if you can't manage on your own.[/QUOTE] Is that Adam Sandler from 'Jack & Jill' ?

04-25-2012, 10:21 AM	#29
Owen Reed Banned Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 671	[QUOTE=FF2®;4445317]I would have too. Hard coin, Hoss. Life takes some strange turns.[/QUOTE] Glad to hear you and Mrs. F are bumping uglies again.

04-25-2012, 10:26 AM	#30
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	This reminds me I read a tweet this morning that someone discovered the G spot, it was a grapelike object in an 83 year old cadaver. Happy hunting fellas.

04-25-2012, 10:35 AM	#31
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,704	How did they come up with the title for the book? Based on the color of the author's pubes? Or perhaps her silverback mate? :confused:

04-25-2012, 12:47 PM	#33
Owen Reed Banned Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 671	[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex. The only problem with the book is the premise. It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21. Doesn’t sound so bad right? Well here are the problems… [B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl. [B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world. [B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body. [B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl. [B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations. [B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire. [B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all. [B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly. [B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed. [B]Problem 10 [/B] – Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways. :D[/QUOTE] How big is his penis?

04-25-2012, 12:55 PM	#34
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex. The only problem with the book is the premise. It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21. Doesn’t sound so bad right? Well here are the problems… [B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl. [B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world. [B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body. [B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl. [B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations. [B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire. [B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all. [B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly. [B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed. [B]Problem 10 [/B]– Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways. :D[/QUOTE] well, I'm older than 27

04-25-2012, 01:07 PM	#35
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,059	[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex. The only problem with the book is the premise. It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21. Doesn’t sound so bad right? Well here are the problems… [B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl. [B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world. [B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body. [B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl. [B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations. [B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire. [B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all. [B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly. [B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed. [B]Problem 10 [/B] – Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways. :D[/QUOTE] Does she deliver at the back door? And Problem 10 pretty much sums it up.

04-25-2012, 01:12 PM	#36
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,094	[QUOTE=Monsterxman;4445537]Ok - Wife read it, I got more sex. The only problem with the book is the premise. It’s about a 27 year old dude who falls in love with a younger girl of about 21. Doesn’t sound so bad right? Well here are the problems… [B]Problem 1[/B] - The girl is like an average girl. [B]Problem 2[/B] - The guy is described as the best looking guy in the world. [B]Problem 3[/B] – He’s got a perfect chiseled body. [B]Problem 4[/B] – He loves to spend money on the girl. [B]Problem 5[/B] – He also happens to be a genius and owns a bunch of corporations. [B]Problem 6[/B] – He’s a billionaire. [B]Problem 7[/B] - The guy is described as being like the best lover in the world and can go 3+ times in a row with no breaks at all. [B]Problem 8 [/B]– He gives the girl these orgasm’s that are unworldly. [B]Problem 9[/B] – The dude is flawed in a terrible way (sex addict/likes S&M)… now I know what you are thinking - that could be a positive right?, Well no - the girl fixes him, thus creating the feeling of being needed. [B]Problem 10 [/B] – Ultimately, you will fall short of this mythical character in all ways. :D[/QUOTE] Good God, what a load of crap.

04-25-2012, 01:28 PM	#37
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4445543]How big is his penis?[/QUOTE] The hairy part or just the shaft? _

04-25-2012, 01:38 PM	#38
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,690	[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4445543]How big is his penis?[/QUOTE] Have a pillow handy to bite and I bet you can accommodate it. You seem game.

04-25-2012, 01:47 PM	#39
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,406	[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4445543]How big is his penis?[/QUOTE] Get your own schtick. :mad:

04-25-2012, 01:49 PM	#40
Owen Reed Banned Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 671	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4445680]Get your own schtick. :mad:[/QUOTE] What!? What are you talking about? Link?