My unnerpantses are 50 Shades of Gray - Page 5

dmitexxi · 05-01-2012, 09:34 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4456672]I hate when women try to act like they are as horny as men. If they are so damn horny why don't they just go to a corner bar, bang someone, and then return home in twenty minutes. Men would do that if they could.

Don't get me started on foul mouth chicks and tattoos. Females have somehow transformed into men sans the penis.

They should just have a good cry and STFU in my opinion.[/QUOTE]

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You are correct.
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Jets Things · 05-01-2012, 09:37 PM

[QUOTE=Carlton;4456818]I just started semi-dating a girl and after reading that I'm thinking about dumping her.[/QUOTE]

lolz

Keep her around and see where it goes. If the head is good, of course.

32green · 05-01-2012, 09:43 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4456789]what a pu$$y.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4456825]who writes this s***?

if Shakespeare had a half retarded brother with a big head, he would be you.[/QUOTE]

WTF....you cant quote the same post as many times as you want..adding a half-wit gurgle-thpit line after each.

You should have stuck with your brilliant dollar-signed themed "what a pu$$y" line. THat way we all would have skipped past your blabberings without realizing you woke up today... finally.

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RazorJet · 05-01-2012, 09:43 PM

To bad my wife doesn't allow white literature in our household.:)

If your wife needs to read something hot, the Bobby Petrino text records have been released.:drummer: why didn't he buy a prepaid phone instead of using a University phone. Dammit Bobby

RazorJet · 05-01-2012, 09:48 PM

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You are correct.
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I peed dude. I laughed I cried I peed alittle.

Carlton · 05-01-2012, 10:12 PM

[QUOTE=Jets Things;4456831]lolz

Keep her around and see where it goes. If the head is good, of course.[/QUOTE]

I'll PM you some nude pics of her so you can be the judge.

Jets Things · 05-01-2012, 10:13 PM

[QUOTE=Carlton;4456882]I'll PM you some nude pics of her so you can be the judge.[/QUOTE]

: patiently/repeatedly refreshing inbox:

JStokes · 05-01-2012, 11:28 PM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4456672]I hate when women try to act like they are as horny as men. If they are so damn horny why don't they just go to a corner bar, bang someone, and then return home in twenty minutes. Men would do that if they could.

Don't get me started on foul mouth chicks and tattoos. Females have somehow transformed into men sans the penis.

They should just have a good cry and STFU in my opinion.[/QUOTE]

I just got home from a totally satisfying dinner at Roberto's and a Yankee blow-out loss at the Stadium, couldn't be happier until I read this.

Dude, I don't even know what you wrote but it looks totally funny.

Can't wait till I read it tomorrow morning to find out what you really meant.

And if it was as funny as I thought whenst I first read it :D

I feel like Tech Jet right now.

With good spelling.

_

Fishooked · 05-02-2012, 06:54 AM

[QUOTE=Timmy®;4456672]I hate when women try to act like they are as horny as men. If they are so damn horny why don't they just go to a corner bar, bang someone, and then return home in twenty minutes. Men would do that if they could.

Don't get me started on foul mouth chicks and tattoos. Females have somehow transformed into men sans the penis.

They should just have a good cry and STFU in my opinion.[/QUOTE]

Well done, Vermontonian

[QUOTE=32green;4456742]Maybe iffin you were sans Vermont, foul-mouthed tatooed near-men wouldnt weigh so heavily on your sloped shoulders.

Sure, the odd EZ pass would stymie you here.... where the humans live... but the rest of this [B]Sasquatchian[/B] hand-wringing would be but a distant memory.

Time to ditch the cabin, [B]Grizzly Fattoms[/B].

-[/QUOTE]

Hampur lexicon update! Who's keeping track of this, by the way?

[QUOTE=Carlton;4456752]Jesus. How can men stay faithful?[/QUOTE]

Unpossible.

dickkotite · 05-02-2012, 07:38 AM

does anyone know if the character in this book turns the girl onto anal?

i hope so, because im slowly trying to convert my girl.

its a process......if this book helps by making her wonder about it i will be grateful

Big L · 05-02-2012, 08:32 AM

[QUOTE=dickkotite;4457005]does anyone know if the character in this book turns the girl onto anal?

i hope so, because im slowly trying to convert my girl.

its a process......if this book helps by making her wonder about it i will be grateful[/QUOTE]

I asked in post #35, and still no response.

We need answers, damnit!

32green · 05-02-2012, 08:33 AM

[QUOTE=dickkotite;4457005]does anyone know if the character in this book turns the girl onto anal?

[/QUOTE]

It does, but the anal is on you.

:dunno:

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quantum · 05-02-2012, 08:34 AM

Major props to whomever changed the thread title. Reeks of 32g, if you ask me.

:applause:

dickkotite · 05-02-2012, 08:56 AM

seriously? the guy gets the anal in the story.

oh my

RaoulDuke · 05-02-2012, 09:02 AM

[QUOTE=32green;4456742]Maybe iffin you were sans Vermont, foul-mouthed tatooed near-men wouldnt weigh so heavily on your sloped shoulders.

Sure, the odd EZ pass would stymie you here.... where the humans live... but the rest of this Sasquatchian hand-wringing would be but a distant memory.

Time to ditch the cabin, Grizzly Fattoms.

-[/QUOTE]
If you threw in a chicken reference you had a Timmy tri-fecta: sloped shouldrs, EZ pass and chickens.

RazorJet · 05-02-2012, 09:38 AM

Okay, I researched these books and have this to say.... If your wife is reading this and your a 'real' grownup', not some college age kid that thinks they know everything, you need to get her counseling. This trilogy was written for 16 year old girls who masturbate. It was originally based on Twilight characters and needs to be abstained from.
End thread/ for straight adult men everywhere, end it.

05-01-2012, 09:43 PM	#84
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,611	To bad my wife doesn't allow white literature in our household.:) If your wife needs to read something hot, the Bobby Petrino text records have been released.:drummer: why didn't he buy a prepaid phone instead of using a University phone. Dammit Bobby Last edited by RazorJet; 05-01-2012 at 09:49 PM.

05-01-2012, 09:34 PM	#81
dmitexxi RIP JF XXI Forever! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Long Island Posts: 2,025	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4456672]I hate when women try to act like they are as horny as men. If they are so damn horny why don't they just go to a corner bar, bang someone, and then return home in twenty minutes. Men would do that if they could. Don't get me started on foul mouth chicks and tattoos. Females have somehow transformed into men sans the penis. They should just have a good cry and STFU in my opinion.[/QUOTE] [URL=http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4278][IMG]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/2hzspbm-1.jpg[/IMG][/URL] You are correct. /thread

05-01-2012, 09:37 PM	#82
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,405	[QUOTE=Carlton;4456818]I just started semi-dating a girl and after reading that I'm thinking about dumping her.[/QUOTE] lolz Keep her around and see where it goes. If the head is good, of course.

05-01-2012, 09:43 PM	#83
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4456789]what a pu$$y.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Timmy®;4456825]who writes this s***? if Shakespeare had a half retarded brother with a big head, he would be you.[/QUOTE] WTF....you cant quote the same post as many times as you want..adding a half-wit gurgle-thpit line after each. You should have stuck with your brilliant dollar-signed themed "what a pu$$y" line. THat way we all would have skipped past your blabberings without realizing you woke up today... finally. -

05-01-2012, 09:48 PM	#85
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,611	[QUOTE=dmitexxi;4456828][URL=http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4278][IMG]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/2hzspbm-1.jpg[/IMG][/URL] You are correct. /thread[/QUOTE] I peed dude. I laughed I cried I peed alittle.

05-01-2012, 10:12 PM	#86
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,373	[QUOTE=Jets Things;4456831]lolz Keep her around and see where it goes. If the head is good, of course.[/QUOTE] I'll PM you some nude pics of her so you can be the judge.

05-01-2012, 10:13 PM	#87
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,405	[QUOTE=Carlton;4456882]I'll PM you some nude pics of her so you can be the judge.[/QUOTE] : patiently/repeatedly refreshing inbox:

05-01-2012, 11:28 PM	#88
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4456672]I hate when women try to act like they are as horny as men. If they are so damn horny why don't they just go to a corner bar, bang someone, and then return home in twenty minutes. Men would do that if they could. Don't get me started on foul mouth chicks and tattoos. Females have somehow transformed into men sans the penis. They should just have a good cry and STFU in my opinion.[/QUOTE] I just got home from a totally satisfying dinner at Roberto's and a Yankee blow-out loss at the Stadium, couldn't be happier until I read this. Dude, I don't even know what you wrote but it looks totally funny. Can't wait till I read it tomorrow morning to find out what you really meant. And if it was as funny as I thought whenst I first read it :D I feel like Tech Jet right now. With good spelling. _

05-02-2012, 06:54 AM	#89
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,659	[QUOTE=Timmy®;4456672]I hate when women try to act like they are as horny as men. If they are so damn horny why don't they just go to a corner bar, bang someone, and then return home in twenty minutes. Men would do that if they could. Don't get me started on foul mouth chicks and tattoos. Females have somehow transformed into men sans the penis. They should just have a good cry and STFU in my opinion.[/QUOTE] Well done, Vermontonian [QUOTE=32green;4456742]Maybe iffin you were sans Vermont, foul-mouthed tatooed near-men wouldnt weigh so heavily on your sloped shoulders. Sure, the odd EZ pass would stymie you here.... where the humans live... but the rest of this [B]Sasquatchian[/B] hand-wringing would be but a distant memory. Time to ditch the cabin, [B]Grizzly Fattoms[/B]. -[/QUOTE] Hampur lexicon update! Who's keeping track of this, by the way? [QUOTE=Carlton;4456752]Jesus. How can men stay faithful?[/QUOTE] Unpossible.

05-02-2012, 07:38 AM	#90
dickkotite SAR1 is my son..... All Pro Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 8,330	does anyone know if the character in this book turns the girl onto anal? i hope so, because im slowly trying to convert my girl. its a process......if this book helps by making her wonder about it i will be grateful

05-02-2012, 08:32 AM	#91
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,052	[QUOTE=dickkotite;4457005]does anyone know if the character in this book turns the girl onto anal? i hope so, because im slowly trying to convert my girl. its a process......if this book helps by making her wonder about it i will be grateful[/QUOTE] I asked in post #35, and still no response. We need answers, damnit!

05-02-2012, 08:33 AM	#92
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=dickkotite;4457005]does anyone know if the character in this book turns the girl onto anal? [/QUOTE] It does, but the anal is on you. :dunno: -

05-02-2012, 08:34 AM	#93
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	Major props to whomever changed the thread title. Reeks of 32g, if you ask me. :applause:

05-02-2012, 08:56 AM	#94
dickkotite SAR1 is my son..... All Pro Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 8,330	seriously? the guy gets the anal in the story. oh my

05-02-2012, 09:02 AM	#95
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,869	[QUOTE=32green;4456742]Maybe iffin you were sans Vermont, foul-mouthed tatooed near-men wouldnt weigh so heavily on your sloped shoulders. Sure, the odd EZ pass would stymie you here.... where the humans live... but the rest of this Sasquatchian hand-wringing would be but a distant memory. Time to ditch the cabin, Grizzly Fattoms. -[/QUOTE] If you threw in a chicken reference you had a Timmy tri-fecta: sloped shouldrs, EZ pass and chickens.

05-02-2012, 09:38 AM	#96
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,611	Okay, I researched these books and have this to say.... If your wife is reading this and your a 'real' grownup', not some college age kid that thinks they know everything, you need to get her counseling. This trilogy was written for 16 year old girls who masturbate. It was originally based on Twilight characters and needs to be abstained from. End thread/ for straight adult men everywhere, end it.