The 253rd pick in the draft is gonna get laid. - Page 2

Big L · 04-25-2012, 12:52 PM

[QUOTE=JStokes;4445510]Plane.

She also burnt down her Eagle boyfriends mansion.

_[/QUOTE]

I think it was Alyiah (sp?) that died in a plane crash right after take-off. Too much luggage. She may have burned something down at one time or another, also.

southside · 04-25-2012, 05:51 PM

Left Eye. From Atlanta, died in a car wreck. Burned down Andre's house. He was a WR for the Falcons. I know these things, I live here.

JStokes · 04-25-2012, 06:38 PM

[QUOTE=Big L;4445559]I think it was Alyiah (sp?) that died in a plane crash right after take-off. Too much luggage. She may have burned something down at one time or another, also.[/QUOTE]

No, it was the Big Bopper. I'm pretty sure of that. But I don't think he burned anything down.

_

thebigragu · 04-25-2012, 11:04 PM

Her hair looks totally unmanageable. No thanks.

WestCoastOffensive · 04-26-2012, 04:02 AM

[QUOTE=JetPotato;4445421]VinniePatGronkWelkHeadWasteofTime[/QUOTE]

Let me ask a Potato: Is he from Bridgehampton?

you...you'd [I]know[/I], right?

WestCoastOffensive · 04-26-2012, 04:03 AM

[QUOTE=thebigragu;4446457]Her hair looks totally unmanageable. No thanks.[/QUOTE]

Are you kidding? You could grab those locks while drunk from moonshine.

yea yea yea mushrooms too.

quantum · 04-26-2012, 08:58 AM

Show your tits or you're not sincere.

I'd hit it until it was broken. Then run away once the crazy comes out.

Traitor Jay & the Woodies · 04-26-2012, 11:00 AM

Her poor parents...

southside · 04-26-2012, 11:17 AM

I bet she could suck the chrome off my steel.

shakin318 · 04-26-2012, 11:33 AM

I'm confused. Does she mean he's going to be the 253rd draftee she bangs that night?

Peebag · 04-26-2012, 11:38 AM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4446892]I'm confused. Does she mean he's going to be the 253rd draftee she bangs that night?[/QUOTE]

pay attention, she'll burn his house down...

southside · 04-26-2012, 11:43 AM

[QUOTE=Peebag;4446898]pay attention, she'll burn his house down...[/QUOTE]

...and then die in a train wreck.

NYRAGE · 04-26-2012, 11:48 AM

She's scary as in a I'll cook your pet rabbit kind of way, but I would still hit it.

southside · 04-26-2012, 11:50 AM

I'd put it in her ass.

Big L · 04-26-2012, 12:28 PM

[QUOTE=southside;4446917]I'd put it in her ass.[/QUOTE]

She should have at least given a view of it. She could be a Lois Einhorn for all we know.

Bonhomme Richard · 05-02-2012, 09:47 PM

Here's an update... [I]yikes[/I]

[url]

Owen Reed · 05-02-2012, 09:50 PM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4458077]Here's an update... [I]yikes[/I]

[url]

southside · 05-02-2012, 09:51 PM

[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4458078]I'm glad you're staying on top of this.[/QUOTE]

:rimshot:

Bonhomme Richard · 05-02-2012, 09:57 PM

Hmmm... turns out this chick is an actress and a comedian. Damn, I was hoping this was real.

[url]http://www.brianneberkson.net/[/url]

southside · 05-02-2012, 09:57 PM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4458084]Hmmm... turns out this chick is an actress and a comedian. Damn, I was hoping this was real.

[url]http://www.brianneberkson.net/[/url][/QUOTE]

She's not funny at all. Reminds me of GMC.

04-25-2012, 12:52 PM	#21
Big L No post count, no peace! No post count, no peace! Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,191	[QUOTE=JStokes;4445510]Plane. She also burnt down her Eagle boyfriends mansion. _[/QUOTE] I think it was Alyiah (sp?) that died in a plane crash right after take-off. Too much luggage. She may have burned something down at one time or another, also.

04-25-2012, 05:51 PM	#22
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	Left Eye. From Atlanta, died in a car wreck. Burned down Andre's house. He was a WR for the Falcons. I know these things, I live here.

04-25-2012, 06:38 PM	#23
JStokes Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 20,126	[QUOTE=Big L;4445559]I think it was Alyiah (sp?) that died in a plane crash right after take-off. Too much luggage. She may have burned something down at one time or another, also.[/QUOTE] No, it was the Big Bopper. I'm pretty sure of that. But I don't think he burned anything down. _

04-25-2012, 11:04 PM	#24
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,875	Her hair looks totally unmanageable. No thanks.

04-26-2012, 04:02 AM	#25
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,985	[QUOTE=JetPotato;4445421]VinniePatGronkWelkHeadWasteofTime[/QUOTE] Let me ask a Potato: Is he from Bridgehampton? you...you'd [I]know[/I], right?

04-26-2012, 04:03 AM	#26
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,985	[QUOTE=thebigragu;4446457]Her hair looks totally unmanageable. No thanks.[/QUOTE] Are you kidding? You could grab those locks while drunk from moonshine. yea yea yea mushrooms too.

04-26-2012, 08:58 AM	#27
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 18,033	Show your tits or you're not sincere. I'd hit it until it was broken. Then run away once the crazy comes out.

04-26-2012, 11:00 AM	#28
Traitor Jay & the Woodies is down with the cause. Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: The Eternal Blackness of My Mind Posts: 3,738	Her poor parents...

04-26-2012, 11:17 AM	#29
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	I bet she could suck the chrome off my steel.

04-26-2012, 11:33 AM	#30
shakin318 all your post counts are belong to us Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,256	I'm confused. Does she mean he's going to be the 253rd draftee she bangs that night?

04-26-2012, 11:38 AM	#31
Peebag ga;sdl;fja;;sdfj All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,186	[QUOTE=shakin318;4446892]I'm confused. Does she mean he's going to be the 253rd draftee she bangs that night?[/QUOTE] pay attention, she'll burn his house down...

04-26-2012, 11:43 AM	#32
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	[QUOTE=Peebag;4446898]pay attention, she'll burn his house down...[/QUOTE] ...and then die in a train wreck.

04-26-2012, 11:48 AM	#33
NYRAGE Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,783	She's scary as in a I'll cook your pet rabbit kind of way, but I would still hit it.

04-26-2012, 11:50 AM	#34
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	I'd put it in her ass.

04-26-2012, 12:28 PM	#35
Big L No post count, no peace! No post count, no peace! Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,191	[QUOTE=southside;4446917]I'd put it in her ass.[/QUOTE] She should have at least given a view of it. She could be a Lois Einhorn for all we know.

05-02-2012, 09:47 PM	#36
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,185	Here's an update... [I]yikes[/I] [url]

05-02-2012, 09:50 PM	#37
Owen Reed Banned Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 671	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4458077]Here's an update... [I]yikes[/I] [url]

05-02-2012, 09:51 PM	#38
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	[QUOTE=Owen Reed;4458078]I'm glad you're staying on top of this.[/QUOTE] :rimshot:

05-02-2012, 09:57 PM	#39
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,185	Hmmm... turns out this chick is an actress and a comedian. Damn, I was hoping this was real. [url]http://www.brianneberkson.net/[/url]