Quick...Need a Telecommuting Reason for Tomorrow

BushyTheBeaver · 05-10-2012, 11:36 PM

Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?

Peebag · 05-10-2012, 11:41 PM

painful penile pimple?

32green · 05-10-2012, 11:42 PM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465624]Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?[/QUOTE]

Lactating pregger unleashed a torrent of milk into your eyes on the train.

Now you poop in your pants, cry and nap alot.

-

brady's a catcher · 05-10-2012, 11:45 PM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465624]Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?[/QUOTE]

Butt plug extraction gone horribly wrong? A torn puckered starfish is a serious matter.

TechJet · 05-10-2012, 11:45 PM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465624]Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?[/QUOTE]

oh gees! sorry! I got no ideas man.

Dimitri_0515 · 05-10-2012, 11:51 PM

Little league ump made you take his kid and put him on the other team because kids had to leave early. You then punched the ump in the face because he questioned your little league hall of fame coaching.

Traumatic experience.

BushyTheBeaver · 05-10-2012, 11:58 PM

Useless. YOU"RLL USELESS!!!!! (but ok a little funny).

So the cryptic "I need to work from home tomorrow" email it shall be.

And to any of you managers tempted to take this as an "aha!" moment...I get twice as much done from home as I do in the office, where 50% of my time is spent sitting at my desk fantasizing about Bambi Woods. :yes:

Bonhomme Richard · 05-11-2012, 12:21 AM

Uncontrollable diarrhea.

Jets Things · 05-11-2012, 12:29 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4465648]Uncontrollable diarrhea.[/QUOTE]

This

Big L · 05-11-2012, 06:40 AM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465642]Useless. YOU"RLL USELESS!!!!! (but ok a little funny).

So the cryptic "I need to work from home tomorrow" email it shall be.

And to any of you managers tempted to take this as an "aha!" moment...I get twice as much done from home as I do in the office, where 50% of my time is spent sitting at my desk fantasizing about Bambi Woods. :yes:[/QUOTE]

And no pics? -1 internet for you.

crossfire · 05-11-2012, 08:50 AM

Best excuse an employee ever gave me to miss work...

"I can't come in, I have two hot chicks in bed with me. I don't want to lose my job but I just can't leave."

Sounded like a good excuse to me.

Dimitri_0515 · 05-11-2012, 08:52 AM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4465741]Best excuse an employee ever gave me to miss work...

"I can't come in, I have two hot chicks in bed with me. I don't want to lose my job but I just can't leave."

Sounded like a good excuse to me.[/QUOTE]

Promote this man

jetswin · 05-11-2012, 08:55 AM

:dunno: You went for a hot dog and got arrested

quantum · 05-11-2012, 09:10 AM

[QUOTE=jetswin;4465743]:dunno: You went for a hot dog and got arrested[/QUOTE]

herpes outbreak. related post.

GMCJETS · 05-11-2012, 09:14 AM

Your anal cavity is very unsettled and sore and you have a missing gerbil and hope its not related.

FF2® · 05-11-2012, 09:22 AM

gout

shakin318 · 05-11-2012, 09:33 AM

Your new face tattoo isn't fully healed.

Lone Star Lady · 05-11-2012, 09:39 AM

had to go to the tanning salon

GMCJETS · 05-11-2012, 09:44 AM

You confused your Viagra prescription for berry tic tacs and you enjoyed them all and now you are anticipating way more than a 4 hr hard on. :eek:

Jasper17 · 05-11-2012, 09:54 AM

Immovably sore after getting worked over at an Asian bathhouse.

Amidoingitrite?

05-10-2012, 11:36 PM	#1
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,926	Quick...Need a Telecommuting Reason for Tomorrow Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?

05-10-2012, 11:58 PM	#7
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,926	Useless. YOU"RLL USELESS!!!!! (but ok a little funny). So the cryptic "I need to work from home tomorrow" email it shall be. And to any of you managers tempted to take this as an "aha!" moment...I get twice as much done from home as I do in the office, where 50% of my time is spent sitting at my desk fantasizing about Bambi Woods. :yes: Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 05-11-2012 at 12:00 AM.

05-10-2012, 11:41 PM	#2
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,118	painful penile pimple?

05-10-2012, 11:42 PM	#3
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465624]Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?[/QUOTE] Lactating pregger unleashed a torrent of milk into your eyes on the train. Now you poop in your pants, cry and nap alot. -

05-10-2012, 11:45 PM	#4
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465624]Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?[/QUOTE] Butt plug extraction gone horribly wrong? A torn puckered starfish is a serious matter.

05-10-2012, 11:45 PM	#5
TechJet Still waiting for the next Jet SB crown. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Fr:NYC to Mid Ga. Posts: 8,548	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465624]Need to get this in in the next 30 minutes or so. Too late to use repairman coming, car in shop, or function at my kids school. Better to go cryptic and just say I need to work from home without giving a reason?[/QUOTE] oh gees! sorry! I got no ideas man.

05-10-2012, 11:51 PM	#6
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	Little league ump made you take his kid and put him on the other team because kids had to leave early. You then punched the ump in the face because he questioned your little league hall of fame coaching. Traumatic experience.

05-11-2012, 12:21 AM	#8
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,102	Uncontrollable diarrhea.

05-11-2012, 12:29 AM	#9
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,418	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4465648]Uncontrollable diarrhea.[/QUOTE] This

05-11-2012, 06:40 AM	#10
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4465642]Useless. YOU"RLL USELESS!!!!! (but ok a little funny). So the cryptic "I need to work from home tomorrow" email it shall be. And to any of you managers tempted to take this as an "aha!" moment...I get twice as much done from home as I do in the office, where 50% of my time is spent sitting at my desk fantasizing about Bambi Woods. :yes:[/QUOTE] And no pics? -1 internet for you.

05-11-2012, 08:50 AM	#11
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,676	Best excuse an employee ever gave me to miss work... "I can't come in, I have two hot chicks in bed with me. I don't want to lose my job but I just can't leave." Sounded like a good excuse to me.

05-11-2012, 08:52 AM	#12
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	[QUOTE=crossfire;4465741]Best excuse an employee ever gave me to miss work... "I can't come in, I have two hot chicks in bed with me. I don't want to lose my job but I just can't leave." Sounded like a good excuse to me.[/QUOTE] Promote this man

05-11-2012, 08:55 AM	#13
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,465	:dunno: You went for a hot dog and got arrested

05-11-2012, 09:10 AM	#14
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	[QUOTE=jetswin;4465743]:dunno: You went for a hot dog and got arrested[/QUOTE] herpes outbreak. related post.

05-11-2012, 09:14 AM	#15
GMCJETS Been there done that. Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,658	Your anal cavity is very unsettled and sore and you have a missing gerbil and hope its not related.

05-11-2012, 09:22 AM	#16
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,212	gout

05-11-2012, 09:33 AM	#17
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	Your new face tattoo isn't fully healed.

05-11-2012, 09:39 AM	#18
Lone Star Lady Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: TX via MA via CT Posts: 1,834	had to go to the tanning salon

05-11-2012, 09:44 AM	#19
GMCJETS Been there done that. Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,658	You confused your Viagra prescription for berry tic tacs and you enjoyed them all and now you are anticipating way more than a 4 hr hard on. :eek:

05-11-2012, 09:54 AM	#20
Jasper17 :AirhumpingFuuuRagefaceguyflag: Rookie Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Charm City Region Posts: 853	Immovably sore after getting worked over at an Asian bathhouse. Amidoingitrite?