I'm raising a smartass. Awesome.

shakin318 · 05-18-2012, 04:35 PM

So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?"

My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?"

I love that kid.

parkwayjet1 · 05-18-2012, 04:40 PM

Sounds like Hampur material.

Dimitri_0515 · 05-18-2012, 04:44 PM

You must be so proud.

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crasherino · 05-18-2012, 05:04 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4472292]So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?"

My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?"

I love that kid.[/QUOTE]

after that, did your sopne offer to buy him an iced tea?

The Boston Patriot · 05-18-2012, 05:07 PM

Methinks you could learn a lesson or two from that kid on how to get fired?

Peebag · 05-18-2012, 05:15 PM

[QUOTE=crasherino;4472326]after that, did your sopne offer to buy him an iced tea?[/QUOTE]

This guy gets it. And often.

brady's a catcher · 05-18-2012, 05:56 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4472292]So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?"

My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?"

I love that kid.[/QUOTE]

Meh, like any 35+ Hampurite wouldn't have thought the same thing but not actually said it. :rolleyes:

:D

jetswin · 05-18-2012, 05:59 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4472292]So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?"

My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?"

I love that kid.[/QUOTE]

outstanding!

extra points would have been awarded if he has said, "is your head going to be that fat the whole movie." Of course it's up to you to help him improve all aspects of his game. :D

FF2® · 05-18-2012, 05:59 PM

Hope you have good dental coverage for your sopne.

Didnt you tell him to pick on shorter people?:eek:

Peebag · 05-18-2012, 06:14 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4472386]Hope you have good dental coverage for your sopne.

Didnt you tell him to pick on shorter people?:eek:[/QUOTE]

No worries...he was carrying one of these...

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32green · 05-18-2012, 06:27 PM

Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

:dunno:

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Peebag · 05-18-2012, 06:32 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

:dunno:

-[/QUOTE]

Practice.

gunnails · 05-18-2012, 06:34 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

:dunno:

-[/QUOTE]
===============================================

Choosing the east coast to raise you're chiidrenses.

shakin318 · 05-18-2012, 06:35 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

:dunno:

-[/QUOTE]

Nah, he's a very respectful kid. He just doesn't take crap from dooshes.

brady's a catcher · 05-18-2012, 06:41 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4472422]Nah, he's a very respectful kid. He just doesn't take crap from dooshes.[/QUOTE]

Oh, he would love/hate this place.

Fishooked · 05-18-2012, 06:45 PM

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JetPotato · 05-18-2012, 08:08 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway?

:dunno:

-[/QUOTE]

Pretty much alls you have to do you ignore them while you post on the webz all day and wait for your neighbors to report on their progress.

Dimitri_0515 · 05-18-2012, 08:16 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;4472431][IMG]http://static.tumblr.com/0d7isp6/19Om3x2ks/276166_papel-de-parede-meme-freddie-mercury_1280x960.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Where you been brah? You've been quiet all week.

brady's a catcher · 05-18-2012, 08:21 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;4472431][IMG]http://static.tumblr.com/0d7isp6/19Om3x2ks/276166_papel-de-parede-meme-freddie-mercury_1280x960.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Freddie graphic wins the internet.

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FijiJet · 05-22-2012, 06:43 PM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;4472431][IMG]http://static.tumblr.com/0d7isp6/19Om3x2ks/276166_papel-de-parede-meme-freddie-mercury_1280x960.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
NICE!!

05-18-2012, 04:35 PM	#1
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	I'm raising a smartass. Awesome. So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?" My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?" I love that kid.

05-18-2012, 04:40 PM	#2
parkwayjet1 Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Valley Stream, N.Y. Posts: 2,890	Sounds like Hampur material.

05-18-2012, 04:44 PM	#3
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	You must be so proud. [IMG]http://clean.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/happy-epic-win-l.png[/IMG]

05-18-2012, 05:04 PM	#4
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,826	[QUOTE=shakin318;4472292]So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?" My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?" I love that kid.[/QUOTE] after that, did your sopne offer to buy him an iced tea?

05-18-2012, 05:07 PM	#5
The Boston Patriot is getting the banned back together! All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Island of Sodor Posts: 6,263	Methinks you could learn a lesson or two from that kid on how to get fired?

05-18-2012, 05:15 PM	#6
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,119	[QUOTE=crasherino;4472326]after that, did your sopne offer to buy him an iced tea?[/QUOTE] This guy gets it. And often.

05-18-2012, 05:56 PM	#7
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	[QUOTE=shakin318;4472292]So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?" My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?" I love that kid.[/QUOTE] Meh, like any 35+ Hampurite wouldn't have thought the same thing but not actually said it. :rolleyes: :D

05-18-2012, 05:59 PM	#8
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,468	[QUOTE=shakin318;4472292]So my neighbor tells me he saw my son and his friends sitting in the movie theatre when he went to see The Avengers the other night. It's crowded, and right in front of my kid sits this big goon. It's still before the movie started, so my son and his friends are talking and laughing like any 16 year olds, when the goon turns around like a dick and growls "are you going to be this loud the whole movie?" My son looks at him and goes "I don't know, are you going to be that tall the whole movie?" I love that kid.[/QUOTE] outstanding! extra points would have been awarded if he has said, "is your head going to be that fat the whole movie." Of course it's up to you to help him improve all aspects of his game. :D

05-18-2012, 05:59 PM	#9
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,221	Hope you have good dental coverage for your sopne. Didnt you tell him to pick on shorter people?:eek:

05-18-2012, 06:14 PM	#10
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,119	[QUOTE=FF2®;4472386]Hope you have good dental coverage for your sopne. Didnt you tell him to pick on shorter people?:eek:[/QUOTE] No worries...he was carrying one of these... [IMG]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=37&pictureid=246[/IMG]

05-18-2012, 06:27 PM	#11
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway? :dunno: -

05-18-2012, 06:32 PM	#12
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,119	[QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway? :dunno: -[/QUOTE] Practice.

05-18-2012, 06:34 PM	#13
gunnails All League Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,521	[QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway? :dunno: -[/QUOTE] =============================================== Choosing the east coast to raise you're chiidrenses.

05-18-2012, 06:35 PM	#14
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	[QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway? :dunno: -[/QUOTE] Nah, he's a very respectful kid. He just doesn't take crap from dooshes.

05-18-2012, 06:41 PM	#15
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	[QUOTE=shakin318;4472422]Nah, he's a very respectful kid. He just doesn't take crap from dooshes.[/QUOTE] Oh, he would love/hate this place.

05-18-2012, 06:45 PM	#16
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,724	[IMG]http://static.tumblr.com/0d7isp6/19Om3x2ks/276166_papel-de-parede-meme-freddie-mercury_1280x960.jpg[/IMG]

05-18-2012, 08:08 PM	#17
JetPotato fermenting Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 12,142	[QUOTE=32green;4472414]Whats the secret to raising a loud kid who is disrespectful to adults, anyway? :dunno: -[/QUOTE] Pretty much alls you have to do you ignore them while you post on the webz all day and wait for your neighbors to report on their progress.

05-18-2012, 08:16 PM	#18
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	[QUOTE=Fishooked;4472431][IMG]http://static.tumblr.com/0d7isp6/19Om3x2ks/276166_papel-de-parede-meme-freddie-mercury_1280x960.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Where you been brah? You've been quiet all week.

05-18-2012, 08:21 PM	#19
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	[QUOTE=Fishooked;4472431][IMG]http://static.tumblr.com/0d7isp6/19Om3x2ks/276166_papel-de-parede-meme-freddie-mercury_1280x960.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Freddie graphic wins the internet. End Internet/

05-22-2012, 06:43 PM	#20
FijiJet waiting for our pass rush thunderbolt All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,439	[QUOTE=Fishooked;4472431][IMG]http://static.tumblr.com/0d7isp6/19Om3x2ks/276166_papel-de-parede-meme-freddie-mercury_1280x960.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] NICE!!