boogers, lungers and loogies...

VonRotten · 05-18-2012, 08:13 PM

What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?

brady's a catcher · 05-18-2012, 08:29 PM

[QUOTE=VonRotten;4472479]What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?[/QUOTE]

End thread/

The Boston Patriot · 05-18-2012, 08:36 PM

[QUOTE=VonRotten;4472479]What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?[/QUOTE]

Only in company staff meetings when I'm trying to get the summer off. It really grosses out the chicks. So bad, I'm afraid it will trigger projectile vomiting. What's really great is when you get a 'stringer', you know when you think you have it and it's umbilical cord doesn't release and you have to drag it across your chin and wipe it on your shirt. Those are a *****!

VonRotten · 05-18-2012, 08:52 PM

[QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4472492]Only in company staff meetings when I'm trying to get the summer off. It really grosses out the chicks. So bad, I'm afraid it will trigger projectile vomiting. What's really great is when you get a 'stringer', you know when you think you have it and it's umbilical cord doesn't release and you have to drag it across your chin and wipe it on your shirt. Those are a *****![/QUOTE]

The ones that feel like you are trying to pull a quahog out of your head? Been there...done that!

Jets Things · 05-18-2012, 09:03 PM

[QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4472492]Only in company staff meetings when I'm trying to get the summer off. It really grosses out the chicks. So bad, I'm afraid it will trigger projectile vomiting. What's really great is when you get a 'stringer', you know when you think you have it and it's umbilical cord doesn't release and you have to drag it across your chin and wipe it on your shirt. Those are a *****![/QUOTE]

Reading this doesn't bother me. Seeing someone do it would literally make me puke. It's happened before.

PlumberKhan · 05-18-2012, 09:07 PM

Bring back GMC

VonRotten · 05-18-2012, 09:08 PM

Bring back Stokes!

Peebag · 05-18-2012, 09:25 PM

[QUOTE=VonRotten;4472479]What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?[/QUOTE]

This guy got it. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay up there.

Apache 51 · 05-18-2012, 10:32 PM

One time on the school bus in 7th grade I hocked a huge bloody loogie onto this older guys powder blue down jacket. It was beautiful.

Sports · 05-19-2012, 12:41 AM

[QUOTE=VonRotten;4472479]What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?[/QUOTE]

This is worst than my own threads!

Peebag · 05-19-2012, 10:31 AM

[QUOTE=Sports;4472570]This is worst than my own threads![/QUOTE]

no, no it isn't...

The Boston Patriot · 05-19-2012, 11:33 AM

[QUOTE=Peebag;4472689]no, no it isn't...[/QUOTE]

But, it's close. :yes:

Jetworks · 05-19-2012, 11:48 AM

[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4472512]Bring back GMC[/QUOTE]

And DWC.:D

VonRotten · 05-19-2012, 11:50 AM

Tough crowd!

32green · 05-19-2012, 12:20 PM

Had two guys I used to with who had a competition going. They would each pick a winner, then schmear it at face level above the urinal. Then, they would circle it with a pen and write the date and their initials. If you took a leak and were taller than say 5'7 , you were forced to witness this unholy debacle.

:dunno:

The Boston Patriot · 05-19-2012, 12:29 PM

Much of this thread, including what I had written as a sarcastic/witty_retort/stupid_response_that_was_made_up, is disgusting. Much worse than the doot thread, which was pretty bad. This must mean it's top XXX hampur material?

:huh:

Apache 51 · 05-19-2012, 01:07 PM

I forgot to mention he was a soccer player.

brady's a catcher · 05-19-2012, 01:39 PM

[QUOTE=Jetworks;4472738]And DWC.:D[/QUOTE]

This.

Sports · 05-19-2012, 07:53 PM

[QUOTE=Peebag;4472689]no, no it isn't...[/QUOTE]

I have good news for you, I can't start threads any longer.

Jets Things · 05-19-2012, 07:57 PM

[QUOTE=Sports;4472988]I have good news for you, I can't start threads any longer.[/QUOTE]

Huge loss for everyone.

05-18-2012, 08:13 PM	#1
VonRotten Blah! Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ypsilanti, Michigan Posts: 213	boogers, lungers and loogies... What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?

05-19-2012, 12:41 AM	#10
Sports Home Sweet Home Practice Squad Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 480	[QUOTE=VonRotten;4472479]What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?[/QUOTE] This is worst than my own threads! Last edited by Sports; 05-19-2012 at 12:43 AM.

05-18-2012, 08:29 PM	#2
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	[QUOTE=VonRotten;4472479]What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?[/QUOTE] End thread/

05-18-2012, 08:36 PM	#3
The Boston Patriot is getting the banned back together! All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Island of Sodor Posts: 6,263	[QUOTE=VonRotten;4472479]What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?[/QUOTE] Only in company staff meetings when I'm trying to get the summer off. It really grosses out the chicks. So bad, I'm afraid it will trigger projectile vomiting. What's really great is when you get a 'stringer', you know when you think you have it and it's umbilical cord doesn't release and you have to drag it across your chin and wipe it on your shirt. Those are a *****!

05-18-2012, 08:52 PM	#4
VonRotten Blah! Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ypsilanti, Michigan Posts: 213	[QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4472492]Only in company staff meetings when I'm trying to get the summer off. It really grosses out the chicks. So bad, I'm afraid it will trigger projectile vomiting. What's really great is when you get a 'stringer', you know when you think you have it and it's umbilical cord doesn't release and you have to drag it across your chin and wipe it on your shirt. Those are a *****![/QUOTE] The ones that feel like you are trying to pull a quahog out of your head? Been there...done that!

05-18-2012, 09:03 PM	#5
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	[QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4472492]Only in company staff meetings when I'm trying to get the summer off. It really grosses out the chicks. So bad, I'm afraid it will trigger projectile vomiting. What's really great is when you get a 'stringer', you know when you think you have it and it's umbilical cord doesn't release and you have to drag it across your chin and wipe it on your shirt. Those are a *****![/QUOTE] Reading this doesn't bother me. Seeing someone do it would literally make me puke. It's happened before.

05-18-2012, 09:07 PM	#6
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,029	Bring back GMC

05-18-2012, 09:08 PM	#7
VonRotten Blah! Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ypsilanti, Michigan Posts: 213	Bring back Stokes!

05-18-2012, 09:25 PM	#8
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	[QUOTE=VonRotten;4472479]What about it? Anyone go "digging for gold"? Picked any winners lately? I see occasional discussions of doots and farts and air freshener in unisex bathrooms, but not much talk about the crap that comes out of one's nose. Do you guys out east not go digging every now and again? Ever pull a move like Sanchez pulled on Brunell?[/QUOTE] This guy got it. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay up there.

05-18-2012, 10:32 PM	#9
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,658	One time on the school bus in 7th grade I hocked a huge bloody loogie onto this older guys powder blue down jacket. It was beautiful.

05-19-2012, 10:31 AM	#11
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	[QUOTE=Sports;4472570]This is worst than my own threads![/QUOTE] no, no it isn't...

05-19-2012, 11:33 AM	#12
The Boston Patriot is getting the banned back together! All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Island of Sodor Posts: 6,263	[QUOTE=Peebag;4472689]no, no it isn't...[/QUOTE] But, it's close. :yes:

05-19-2012, 11:48 AM	#13
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,476	[QUOTE=PlumberKhan;4472512]Bring back GMC[/QUOTE] And DWC.:D

05-19-2012, 11:50 AM	#14
VonRotten Blah! Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ypsilanti, Michigan Posts: 213	Tough crowd!

05-19-2012, 12:20 PM	#15
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Had two guys I used to with who had a competition going. They would each pick a winner, then schmear it at face level above the urinal. Then, they would circle it with a pen and write the date and their initials. If you took a leak and were taller than say 5'7 , you were forced to witness this unholy debacle. :dunno:

05-19-2012, 12:29 PM	#16
The Boston Patriot is getting the banned back together! All Pro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Island of Sodor Posts: 6,263	Much of this thread, including what I had written as a sarcastic/witty_retort/stupid_response_that_was_made_up, is disgusting. Much worse than the doot thread, which was pretty bad. This must mean it's top XXX hampur material? :huh:

05-19-2012, 01:07 PM	#17
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,658	I forgot to mention he was a soccer player.

05-19-2012, 01:39 PM	#18
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	[QUOTE=Jetworks;4472738]And DWC.:D[/QUOTE] This.

05-19-2012, 07:53 PM	#19
Sports Home Sweet Home Practice Squad Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 480	[QUOTE=Peebag;4472689]no, no it isn't...[/QUOTE] I have good news for you, I can't start threads any longer.

05-19-2012, 07:57 PM	#20
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,426	[QUOTE=Sports;4472988]I have good news for you, I can't start threads any longer.[/QUOTE] Huge loss for everyone.