Meet Chance

32green · 06-16-2012, 10:53 PM

Stumbled across this tonight.

Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.

Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342

Peebag · 06-16-2012, 11:35 PM

I heard that cat Shaft was a bad mother....

BushyTheBeaver · 06-17-2012, 12:28 AM

We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.

thebigragu · 06-17-2012, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.

In the past week I've noticed your posts are more f up then ever. And you're editing them.

Thats the scary part.

NYJCAP2 · 06-17-2012, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.

Lolz

I love everything about this post. Boy, do I have the perfect cat for you. He must be your cats twin. Long haired, cross eyed little ****. When I was painting this winter I "accidently" left the doors open for ventilation and he scampered off. Result; best Christmas ever! He ended up back on the door step, after most of the kitty products had been disposed of, by the beginning of February.

WestCoastOffensive · 06-17-2012, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Stumbled across this tonight.

Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.

Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

Oh boy....should have shorted that one...

FF2® · 06-17-2012, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Stumbled across this tonight.

Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.

Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342

Exactly how much did you drink?

You "stumbled across" this cat stuff.

Dimitri_0515 · 06-17-2012, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.

So, how does one perfect this coyote call? I mean do you howl with emphasis
On oooooooo or wwwwwww? I'll have to see this to decide.

This guy gets it.

32green · 06-17-2012, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Exactly how much did you drink?

You "stumbled across" this cat stuff.

SHut yer fook up.

Is there anything worse than a reformed drunk?

I read stuff, always lurking about. I found that stupid photo and figured it was time for some Bushybevers cat stories. And I got them.

Bite me.

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Untouchable · 06-17-2012, 05:56 PM

Cats are the biggest a$$holes on the planet.

Don't even understand why they're considered pets.

They aren't pets, they're just responsibilities.

FF2® · 06-17-2012, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

SHut yer fook up.

Is there anything worse than a reformed drunk?

I read stuff, always lurking about. I found that stupid photo and figured it was time for some Bushybevers cat stories. And I got them.

Bite me.

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Why so dooshy?

10PennyToColes87 · 06-18-2012, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It ****s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it ****s on it. This cat ****s everywhere. We have more piles of cat **** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat.

This is why you own a ****ing dog.

Fishooked · 06-18-2012, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Stumbled across this tonight.

Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.

Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342

herp derp

32green · 06-18-2012, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

herp derp

I cant believe I started a thread because I thought a Cat's expression matched the face of a dude I never met.

It should have been "hey that reminds me of...nah".

fml

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jetswin · 06-18-2012, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Stumbled across this tonight.

Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.

Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

lol

did you use a hidden camera?

quantum · 06-18-2012, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Stumbled across this tonight.

Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.

Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342

I would guess that the person holding the cat accidentally gave the cat "the Spock" whilst trying to support the weight with the right hand. Did the cat smile immediately after this picture?

BushyTheBeaver · 06-20-2012, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 10PennyToColes87

This is why you own a ****ing dog.

Are you kidding me??? Dogs are even worse than cats. Hell, the only reason to own a cat is to get out of owning a dog.

Dogs are this if they're yours:

Or worse, this if they're your girlfriend's:

And here's the rest of the dogs in your neighborhood:

brady's a catcher · 06-21-2012, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Stumbled across this tonight.

Look at the expression on this Cat's mug.

Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway.

I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it.

http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342

Cute little guy, even if he is getting the shocker.

brady's a catcher · 06-21-2012, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Untouchable

Cats are the biggest a$$holes on the planet.

Don't even understand why they're considered pets.

They aren't pets, they're just responsibilities.

1A Cats
1B Dogs
3 People
4 Zombies
5 JI posters

quantum · 06-21-2012, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

1A Dogs
1B JI Posters
3 Zombies
4 Cats
5 People

better order

06-16-2012, 10:53 PM	#1
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Meet Chance Stumbled across this tonight. Look at the expression on this Cat's mug. Like Jetswin watching the bond market ticker before a holiday weekend getaway. I hate cats, and this dude Chance...seals it. http://rockvillecentre.patch.com/art...hance-baddd342 Last edited by 32green; 06-17-2012 at 01:06 PM.

06-17-2012, 12:28 AM	#3
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,923	We have two cats. One I love. The other one I can't stand. It **s on everything. Actually that's incorrect. First if it knocks it onto the floor if it isn't already. Then it pisses on it. Then it s on it. This cat s everywhere. We have more piles of cat ** in our house than southeast Asia has unexploded land mines. And it pisses, oh man, the most foul smelling secretion you can imagine. I've had to throw away 1k worth of carpet cuz of this odiferous miscreant. Tonight out of frustration I hit it with a broom. Not saying I was right to do that. Only saying, maybe also I wasn't wrong. Every time I let it out I make a coyote call. So far no luck but I may be doing it wrong. Going to try to download a coyote call wav file app to my iphone. Three bucks which is high for an app but I really hate this cat. Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 06-17-2012 at 12:31 AM.

06-16-2012, 11:35 PM	#2
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,113	I heard that cat Shaft was a bad mother....

06-17-2012, 05:56 PM	#10
Untouchable Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,403	Cats are the biggest a$$holes on the planet. Don't even understand why they're considered pets. They aren't pets, they're just responsibilities.