Shark notes

Shark99 · 06-19-2012, 01:39 PM

Jets need to:

1. Protect Sanchez at all costs.
2. Resign Keller
3. Trade or sign more offensive lineman
4. Have Tony Soprano our OL coach grab Holmes by the face mask and yell at
him to get w/the program and stop being selfish. We need him badly!
5. Let Tebow do his thing
6. Bring back Braylon Edwards
7. Sack the damn QB...we need sacks..double digits sacks by players like the
Gmen

10PennyToColes87 · 06-19-2012, 01:54 PM

[QUOTE=Shark99;4495361]Jets need to:

1. Protect Sanchez at all costs.
2. Resign Keller
3. Trade or sign more offensive lineman
4. Have Tony Soprano our OL coach grab Holmes by the face mask and yell at
him to get w/the program and stop being selfish. We need him badly!
5. Let Tebow do his thing
6. Bring back Braylon Edwards
7. Sack the damn QB...we need sacks..double digits sacks by players like the
Gmen[/QUOTE]

1. Duh
2. Not gonna happen this year
3. Possibly, as training camp approaches. Though I think the Jets like what they already have
4. Our OL coach is Tony Soprano? Did not know that
5. As long as he's not under center
6. Not gonna happen
7. Duh

Great thread.

Goodfellaz · 06-19-2012, 02:42 PM

Another gem from Shark....

lamont_jordan_rules · 06-19-2012, 02:45 PM

[QUOTE=Shark99;4495361]Jets need to:

1. Protect Sanchez at all costs.

3. Trade or sign another RT
[/QUOTE]

... agreed :yes: ...

l_j_r

NY's stepchild · 06-19-2012, 02:50 PM

I sent Sporano... I mean our O line coach, an email telling him to grab Santonio by the facemask and tell him to stop being selfish. I also told him to grab Hunter by the facemask and tell him to block better, and to protect Sanchez, and tell Tebow to do his thing. If only he reads his emails we're gonna have a hell of a year.

Gata · 06-19-2012, 02:56 PM

1. Fvcking Hunter
2. I hope so
3. Revert back to 1
4. I'm sure that's inevitable
5. Not really esp with him throwing INT left and right at Camp.
6. Sorry not happening
7. Coples baby !

sect313 · 06-19-2012, 03:06 PM

[QUOTE=Shark99;4495361]Jets need to:

1. Protect Sanchez at all costs.
2. Resign Keller
3. Trade or sign more offensive lineman
4. Have Tony Soprano our OL coach grab Holmes by the face mask and yell at
him to get w/the program and stop being selfish. We need him badly!
5. Let Tebow do his thing
6. Bring back Braylon Edwards
7. Sack the damn QB...we need sacks..double digits sacks by players like the
Gmen[/QUOTE]

they recently signed 2 O linemen.

Edwards aint coming back unless there is an injury

10PennyToColes87 · 06-19-2012, 04:25 PM

[QUOTE=Gata;4495439]1. Fvcking Turner
3. Revert back to 1
[/QUOTE]

:huh:

Gata · 06-19-2012, 04:32 PM

[QUOTE=10PennyToColes87;4495529]:huh:[/QUOTE]

I was filing some papers while replying to this I wrote the wrong last name lol
My bad !

sg3 · 06-19-2012, 04:40 PM

the shark has now been transferred to section three -- the Te-bonehead section of my ignore list

Jordy · 06-19-2012, 05:18 PM

This message is hidden because [B]sg3[/B] is on your [COLOR=#1d3923]ignore list[/COLOR].

Life is beautiful.

Jordy · 06-19-2012, 05:20 PM

[QUOTE=Shark99;4495361][B]Shark notes[/B][/QUOTE]
Is this going to be a regular segment of the Landing Strip.

Oh I hope so.

:erm:

GuidoYaztremski · 06-19-2012, 05:25 PM

[QUOTE=sg3;4495541]the shark has now been transferred to section three -- the Te-bonehead section of my ignore list[/QUOTE]

When will you have the awesome JI sg3 Ignore List google spreadsheet posted? Must be taking awhile to complete it, but we're all waiting.

Apache 51 · 06-19-2012, 05:28 PM

[QUOTE=GuidoYaztremski;4495581]When will you have the awesome JI sg3 Ignore List google spreadsheet posted? Must be taking awhile to complete it, but we're all waiting.[/QUOTE]

LOL.

FijiJet · 06-19-2012, 05:46 PM

1. sign Shark
2. sign the India people
3. hire 90210 as OC
4. keep Jets practising in black jerseys with white detailing
5. most EXPLOSIVE offence in creation
6. hire Semen-i
7. hire Manish
8. dump this foolish thread

Yankeejet22 · 06-19-2012, 07:18 PM

More Shark Notes:

1 There are more than 350 different kinds of sharks.

2 You are 1,000 times more likely to drown in the sea than you are to be bitten by a shark.

3 Sharks are more related to fishes like the stingray than they do with the barracuda.

4 Most sharks as we know them today developed about 64 million years ago during the age of the dinosaurs.

5 A shark can hear a fish in the water from more than a mile away.

6 Sharks can smell one drop of blood in a million drops of water.

7 Scientists can determine the age of a shark by counting the rings that form on its vertebra, much as you can count the rings on a tree to tell its age.

8 Sharks’ wounds heal quickly and they rarely get tumors.

9 The Dermal denticles that covers Shark skin is so tough and hard that before the invention of sandpaper, shark skin was used to polish wood.

10 Shark teeth have been used as weapons and tools for many centuries.

11 On some islands, villagers believed that sharks were spirits of their ancestors.

12 Eating Shark flesh is forbidden in both the Solomon and Fiji islands.

13 About 100 people in the world are bitten by sharks each year. Of these, five to ten die.

14 The chance of being killed by a shark is one in 300 million. The chance of being killed by airplane parts falling from the sky is one in 10 million.

15 Threads started by Shark99 should be dumped immediately.

Dirtstar · 06-19-2012, 07:23 PM

Modz --

please merge with "Another reason why it sucks to be a dolphin" thread and move to the Politks forum.

thank you :cool:

Jetworks · 06-19-2012, 07:39 PM

[QUOTE=Yankeejet22;4495657]More Shark Notes:

1 There are more than 350 different kinds of sharks.

2 You are 1,000 times more likely to drown in the sea than you are to be bitten by a shark.

3 Sharks are more related to fishes like the stingray than they do with the barracuda.

4 Most sharks as we know them today developed about 64 million years ago during the age of the dinosaurs.

5 A shark can hear a fish in the water from more than a mile away.

6 Sharks can smell one drop of blood in a million drops of water.

7 Scientists can determine the age of a shark by counting the rings that form on its vertebra, much as you can count the rings on a tree to tell its age.

8 Sharks’ wounds heal quickly and they rarely get tumors.

9 The Dermal denticles that covers Shark skin is so tough and hard that before the invention of sandpaper, shark skin was used to polish wood.

10 Shark teeth have been used as weapons and tools for many centuries.

11 On some islands, villagers believed that sharks were spirits of their ancestors.

12 Eating Shark flesh is forbidden in both the Solomon and Fiji islands.

13 About 100 people in the world are bitten by sharks each year. Of these, five to ten die.

14 The chance of being killed by a shark is one in 300 million. The chance of being killed by airplane parts falling from the sky is one in 10 million.

15 Threads started by Shark99 should be dumped immediately.[/QUOTE]

:clapper:

Shark99 · 06-20-2012, 11:03 PM

[QUOTE=NY's stepchild;4495436]I sent Sporano... I mean our O line coach, an email telling him to grab Santonio by the facemask and tell him to stop being selfish. I also told him to grab Hunter by the facemask and tell him to block better, and to protect Sanchez, and tell Tebow to do his thing. If only he reads his emails we're gonna have a hell of a year.[/QUOTE]

Hilarious!

NY's stepchild · 06-20-2012, 11:16 PM

[QUOTE=Shark99;4496878]Hilarious![/QUOTE]

Did you really just bump this thread back up yourself?

06-19-2012, 01:54 PM	#2
10PennyToColes87 Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2005 Location: SoFla Posts: 15,374	[QUOTE=Shark99;4495361]Jets need to: 1. Protect Sanchez at all costs. 2. Resign Keller 3. Trade or sign more offensive lineman 4. Have Tony Soprano our OL coach grab Holmes by the face mask and yell at him to get w/the program and stop being selfish. We need him badly! 5. Let Tebow do his thing 6. Bring back Braylon Edwards 7. Sack the damn QB...we need sacks..double digits sacks by players like the Gmen[/QUOTE] 1. Duh 2. Not gonna happen this year 3. Possibly, as training camp approaches. Though I think the Jets like what they already have 4. Our OL coach is Tony Soprano? Did not know that 5. As long as he's not under center 6. Not gonna happen 7. Duh Great thread. Last edited by 10PennyToColes87; 06-19-2012 at 01:57 PM.

06-19-2012, 02:56 PM	#6
Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	1. Fvcking Hunter 2. I hope so 3. Revert back to 1 4. I'm sure that's inevitable 5. Not really esp with him throwing INT left and right at Camp. 6. Sorry not happening 7. Coples baby ! Last edited by Gata; 06-19-2012 at 04:31 PM.

06-19-2012, 01:39 PM	#1
Shark99 Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,743	Shark notes Jets need to: 1. Protect Sanchez at all costs. 2. Resign Keller 3. Trade or sign more offensive lineman 4. Have Tony Soprano our OL coach grab Holmes by the face mask and yell at him to get w/the program and stop being selfish. We need him badly! 5. Let Tebow do his thing 6. Bring back Braylon Edwards 7. Sack the damn QB...we need sacks..double digits sacks by players like the Gmen

06-19-2012, 02:42 PM	#3
Goodfellaz Gettin' a God damn snack... Practice Squad Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: North Jersey Posts: 376	Another gem from Shark....

06-19-2012, 02:45 PM	#4
lamont_jordan_rules Can't Wait To See Marty Mornhinweg's Offense! Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Atlanta via NJ Posts: 6,238	[QUOTE=Shark99;4495361]Jets need to: 1. Protect Sanchez at all costs. 3. Trade or sign another RT [/QUOTE] ... agreed :yes: ... l_j_r

06-19-2012, 02:50 PM	#5
NY's stepchild Here's hoping that GS3 under center, and Coples on the edge works out. All League Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hawthorne NJ Posts: 4,713	I sent Sporano... I mean our O line coach, an email telling him to grab Santonio by the facemask and tell him to stop being selfish. I also told him to grab Hunter by the facemask and tell him to block better, and to protect Sanchez, and tell Tebow to do his thing. If only he reads his emails we're gonna have a hell of a year.

06-19-2012, 03:06 PM	#7
sect313 Numb All League Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,616	[QUOTE=Shark99;4495361]Jets need to: 1. Protect Sanchez at all costs. 2. Resign Keller 3. Trade or sign more offensive lineman 4. Have Tony Soprano our OL coach grab Holmes by the face mask and yell at him to get w/the program and stop being selfish. We need him badly! 5. Let Tebow do his thing 6. Bring back Braylon Edwards 7. Sack the damn QB...we need sacks..double digits sacks by players like the Gmen[/QUOTE] they recently signed 2 O linemen. Edwards aint coming back unless there is an injury

06-19-2012, 04:25 PM	#8
10PennyToColes87 Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2005 Location: SoFla Posts: 15,374	[QUOTE=Gata;4495439]1. Fvcking Turner 3. Revert back to 1 [/QUOTE] :huh:

06-19-2012, 04:32 PM	#9
Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	[QUOTE=10PennyToColes87;4495529]:huh:[/QUOTE] I was filing some papers while replying to this I wrote the wrong last name lol My bad !

06-19-2012, 04:40 PM	#10
sg3 REX AND THE I-MAN - BACK ON TRACK Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Big Apple, USA Posts: 20,371	the shark has now been transferred to section three -- the Te-bonehead section of my ignore list

06-19-2012, 05:18 PM	#11
Jordy Keeping it real... Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tårnby, Denmark Posts: 23,145	This message is hidden because [B]sg3[/B] is on your [COLOR=#1d3923]ignore list[/COLOR]. Life is beautiful.

06-19-2012, 05:20 PM	#12
Jordy Keeping it real... Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tårnby, Denmark Posts: 23,145	[QUOTE=Shark99;4495361][B]Shark notes[/B][/QUOTE] Is this going to be a regular segment of the Landing Strip. Oh I hope so. :erm:

06-19-2012, 05:25 PM	#13
GuidoYaztremski Tuukka Rask!!! All League Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 2,623	[QUOTE=sg3;4495541]the shark has now been transferred to section three -- the Te-bonehead section of my ignore list[/QUOTE] When will you have the awesome JI sg3 Ignore List google spreadsheet posted? Must be taking awhile to complete it, but we're all waiting.

06-19-2012, 05:28 PM	#14
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,633	[QUOTE=GuidoYaztremski;4495581]When will you have the awesome JI sg3 Ignore List google spreadsheet posted? Must be taking awhile to complete it, but we're all waiting.[/QUOTE] LOL.

06-19-2012, 05:46 PM	#15
FijiJet waiting for our pass rush thunderbolt All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,436	1. sign Shark 2. sign the India people 3. hire 90210 as OC 4. keep Jets practising in black jerseys with white detailing 5. most EXPLOSIVE offence in creation 6. hire Semen-i 7. hire Manish 8. dump this foolish thread

06-19-2012, 07:18 PM	#16
Yankeejet22 You didn't show them, Mark :( Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: northern jersey Posts: 2,448	More Shark Notes: 1 There are more than 350 different kinds of sharks. 2 You are 1,000 times more likely to drown in the sea than you are to be bitten by a shark. 3 Sharks are more related to fishes like the stingray than they do with the barracuda. 4 Most sharks as we know them today developed about 64 million years ago during the age of the dinosaurs. 5 A shark can hear a fish in the water from more than a mile away. 6 Sharks can smell one drop of blood in a million drops of water. 7 Scientists can determine the age of a shark by counting the rings that form on its vertebra, much as you can count the rings on a tree to tell its age. 8 Sharks’ wounds heal quickly and they rarely get tumors. 9 The Dermal denticles that covers Shark skin is so tough and hard that before the invention of sandpaper, shark skin was used to polish wood. 10 Shark teeth have been used as weapons and tools for many centuries. 11 On some islands, villagers believed that sharks were spirits of their ancestors. 12 Eating Shark flesh is forbidden in both the Solomon and Fiji islands. 13 About 100 people in the world are bitten by sharks each year. Of these, five to ten die. 14 The chance of being killed by a shark is one in 300 million. The chance of being killed by airplane parts falling from the sky is one in 10 million. 15 Threads started by Shark99 should be dumped immediately.

06-19-2012, 07:23 PM	#17
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,783	Modz -- please merge with "Another reason why it sucks to be a dolphin" thread and move to the Politks forum. thank you :cool:

06-19-2012, 07:39 PM	#18
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,451	[QUOTE=Yankeejet22;4495657]More Shark Notes: 1 There are more than 350 different kinds of sharks. 2 You are 1,000 times more likely to drown in the sea than you are to be bitten by a shark. 3 Sharks are more related to fishes like the stingray than they do with the barracuda. 4 Most sharks as we know them today developed about 64 million years ago during the age of the dinosaurs. 5 A shark can hear a fish in the water from more than a mile away. 6 Sharks can smell one drop of blood in a million drops of water. 7 Scientists can determine the age of a shark by counting the rings that form on its vertebra, much as you can count the rings on a tree to tell its age. 8 Sharks’ wounds heal quickly and they rarely get tumors. 9 The Dermal denticles that covers Shark skin is so tough and hard that before the invention of sandpaper, shark skin was used to polish wood. 10 Shark teeth have been used as weapons and tools for many centuries. 11 On some islands, villagers believed that sharks were spirits of their ancestors. 12 Eating Shark flesh is forbidden in both the Solomon and Fiji islands. 13 About 100 people in the world are bitten by sharks each year. Of these, five to ten die. 14 The chance of being killed by a shark is one in 300 million. The chance of being killed by airplane parts falling from the sky is one in 10 million. 15 Threads started by Shark99 should be dumped immediately.[/QUOTE] :clapper:

06-20-2012, 11:03 PM	#19
Shark99 Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,743	[QUOTE=NY's stepchild;4495436]I sent Sporano... I mean our O line coach, an email telling him to grab Santonio by the facemask and tell him to stop being selfish. I also told him to grab Hunter by the facemask and tell him to block better, and to protect Sanchez, and tell Tebow to do his thing. If only he reads his emails we're gonna have a hell of a year.[/QUOTE] Hilarious!

06-20-2012, 11:16 PM	#20
NY's stepchild Here's hoping that GS3 under center, and Coples on the edge works out. All League Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hawthorne NJ Posts: 4,713	[QUOTE=Shark99;4496878]Hilarious![/QUOTE] Did you really just bump this thread back up yourself?