Escorts?

baldnuts1 · 06-20-2012, 11:24 AM

Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?

JetPotato · 06-20-2012, 11:27 AM

No, but we had a Taurus for a while.

32green · 06-20-2012, 11:29 AM

[QUOTE=baldnuts1;4496175]Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?[/QUOTE]

No yes no

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crasherino · 06-20-2012, 11:32 AM

[QUOTE=32green;4496192]No yes no

-[/QUOTE]

Your wife doesn't know you're married? Does that mean she doesn't b!tch about all the things you were supposed to do but managed to put off?

Big L · 06-20-2012, 11:32 AM

[QUOTE=32green;4496192]No yes no

-[/QUOTE]

No yes she is omniscient

Dirtstar · 06-20-2012, 11:35 AM

[QUOTE=crasherino;4496201]Your wife doesn't know you're married?[/QUOTE]

she knows, but she's in denial.

(can you blame her?)

32green · 06-20-2012, 11:35 AM

[QUOTE=crasherino;4496201]Your wife doesn't know you're married? Does that mean she doesn't b!tch about all the things you were supposed to do but managed to put off?[/QUOTE]

Yes no

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DDNYjets · 06-20-2012, 11:43 AM

[QUOTE=baldnuts1;4496175]Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?[/QUOTE]

Yes. No. N/A.

Is there anything you want to know in particular? Things are getting slow at home and you are getting curious?

Yankeejet22 · 06-20-2012, 11:44 AM

never

BushyTheBeaver · 06-20-2012, 11:47 AM

[IMG]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/390/its-a-trap.jpg[/IMG]

Warfish · 06-20-2012, 12:10 PM

[QUOTE=JetPotato;4496186]No, but we had a Taurus for a while.[/QUOTE]

I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead.

And buried.

On a beach.

In Long Island.

:P

Dcat · 06-20-2012, 12:22 PM

What if your wife is/was an escort? How do you respond?

JetPotato · 06-20-2012, 12:25 PM

[QUOTE=Warfish;4496267]I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead.

And buried.

On a beach.

In Long Island.

:P[/QUOTE]

That Taurus I had was worn to hell. Someone wrote "CLI-" in front of the model name on the back one night.

From that day forward, I could never find the thing, even though it was right in the driveway.

southside · 06-20-2012, 12:28 PM

I own an F150. 200K on the engine and still kicking... it was my best "buy" in terms of a single item.

jetswin · 06-20-2012, 12:29 PM

[QUOTE=Warfish;4496267]I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead.

And buried.

On a beach.

In Long Island.

:P[/QUOTE]

lol, in burlap sacks

32green · 06-20-2012, 01:09 PM

[QUOTE=JetPotato;4496285]That Taurus I had was worn to hell. Someone wrote "CLI-" in front of the model name on the back one night.

From that day forward, I could never find the thing, even though it was right in the driveway.[/QUOTE]

:rimshot:

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JetPotato · 06-20-2012, 01:19 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4496316]:rimshot:

-[/QUOTE]

I'm here all week. Try the veal.

FF2® · 06-20-2012, 01:22 PM

I'm in.

2foolish197 · 06-20-2012, 01:25 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4496330]I'm in.[/QUOTE]..and she laughed and said 'seriously'?...

FF2® · 06-20-2012, 01:29 PM

[QUOTE=2foolish197;4496334]..and she laughed and said 'seriously'?...[/QUOTE]

Not when you're springing the $40.

"ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME JOE!!!!!!!

06-20-2012, 11:24 AM	#1
baldnuts1 Thirsty! Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Boca Raton, FL / Surrendered my PSL's biatches Posts: 155	Escorts? Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?

06-20-2012, 11:27 AM	#2
JetPotato fermenting Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 12,131	No, but we had a Taurus for a while.

06-20-2012, 11:29 AM	#3
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=baldnuts1;4496175]Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?[/QUOTE] No yes no -

06-20-2012, 11:32 AM	#4
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,815	[QUOTE=32green;4496192]No yes no -[/QUOTE] Your wife doesn't know you're married? Does that mean she doesn't b!tch about all the things you were supposed to do but managed to put off?

06-20-2012, 11:32 AM	#5
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,054	[QUOTE=32green;4496192]No yes no -[/QUOTE] No yes she is omniscient

06-20-2012, 11:35 AM	#6
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,783	[QUOTE=crasherino;4496201]Your wife doesn't know you're married?[/QUOTE] she knows, but she's in denial. (can you blame her?)

06-20-2012, 11:43 AM	#8
DDNYjets Bye week buh bye Rex Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New York Posts: 12,250	[QUOTE=baldnuts1;4496175]Anybody partake? Are you married? Does your wife know?[/QUOTE] Yes. No. N/A. Is there anything you want to know in particular? Things are getting slow at home and you are getting curious?

06-20-2012, 11:44 AM	#9
Yankeejet22 You didn't show them, Mark :( Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: northern jersey Posts: 2,448	never

06-20-2012, 11:47 AM	#10
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	[IMG]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/390/its-a-trap.jpg[/IMG]

06-20-2012, 12:10 PM	#11
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	[QUOTE=JetPotato;4496186]No, but we had a Taurus for a while.[/QUOTE] I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead. And buried. On a beach. In Long Island. :P

06-20-2012, 12:22 PM	#12
Dcat I think I see one Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,090	What if your wife is/was an escort? How do you respond?

06-20-2012, 12:25 PM	#13
JetPotato fermenting Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 12,131	[QUOTE=Warfish;4496267]I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead. And buried. On a beach. In Long Island. :P[/QUOTE] That Taurus I had was worn to hell. Someone wrote "CLI-" in front of the model name on the back one night. From that day forward, I could never find the thing, even though it was right in the driveway.

06-20-2012, 12:28 PM	#14
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,884	I own an F150. 200K on the engine and still kicking... it was my best "buy" in terms of a single item.

06-20-2012, 12:29 PM	#15
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	[QUOTE=Warfish;4496267]I owned two Escorts before I got my Taurus. All are now dead. And buried. On a beach. In Long Island. :P[/QUOTE] lol, in burlap sacks

06-20-2012, 01:09 PM	#16
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=JetPotato;4496285]That Taurus I had was worn to hell. Someone wrote "CLI-" in front of the model name on the back one night. From that day forward, I could never find the thing, even though it was right in the driveway.[/QUOTE] :rimshot: -

06-20-2012, 01:19 PM	#17
JetPotato fermenting Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 12,131	[QUOTE=32green;4496316]:rimshot: -[/QUOTE] I'm here all week. Try the veal.

06-20-2012, 01:22 PM	#18
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,152	I'm in.

06-20-2012, 01:25 PM	#19
2foolish197 i suspect hanky-panky All League Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: astoria Posts: 4,528	[QUOTE=FF2®;4496330]I'm in.[/QUOTE]..and she laughed and said 'seriously'?...

06-20-2012, 01:29 PM	#20
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,152	[QUOTE=2foolish197;4496334]..and she laughed and said 'seriously'?...[/QUOTE] Not when you're springing the $40. "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME JOE!!!!!!!