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Peebag · 06-20-2012, 10:07 PM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE]

<insert "it's a trap!" pic here>

32green · 06-20-2012, 10:11 PM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE]

That just sealed my wedding invitation.

"Who...is that, sweetums?"

"Lol, the guy...you know, the guy from the website who said the thing about Squid-mouth insemination. Remember I was larfing? Let me bring you to him"

:eek:

-

Jungle Shift Jet · 06-20-2012, 10:31 PM

I got this as a gift

[IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtMmFW3dnTxvAxChgONnhiqNEDpQwX_vSqD1TQ8qO-0dzOzR3x[/IMG]

Carlton · 06-20-2012, 10:34 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4496835]That just sealed my wedding invitation.

"Who...is that, sweetums?"

"Lol, the guy...you know, the guy from the website who said the thing about Squid-mouth insemination. Remember I was larfing? Let me bring you to him"

:eek:

-[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

dustykeller · 06-20-2012, 10:56 PM

[QUOTE=crasherino;4496712]It can be expensive though. Do you know how much us newer mods gotta kick back to the old timers?

I'm sure you all know how it is with guys like JW and Jumba....Didn't shake down any Newbies this week? Fuk you, pay me! sg3 is late with him money for reinstating his arse? Fuk you, pay me![/QUOTE]
haha!

It's never fun being the new bull in the herd. At least Sooth runs a tight ship here....TGG is a 3-ring circus of dumb****ery.

Bonhomme Richard · 06-20-2012, 11:06 PM

[QUOTE=32green;4496835]That just sealed my wedding invitation.

"Who...is that, sweetums?"

"Lol, the guy...you know, the guy from the website who said the thing about Squid-mouth insemination. Remember I was larfing? Let me bring you to him"

:eek:

-[/QUOTE]

Yes, who is that guy over there, treating the open bar like an all-you-can-eat buffet? [I]What[/I] Insider? What hamper? :rolleyes:

shakin318 · 06-20-2012, 11:22 PM

[QUOTE=Gata;4496807]More power to ya ![/QUOTE]

Welcome!

That guy 10 hamput spots lower than you? His name is Southside.

Perhaps you have a hard up friend you can hook him up with?

Carlton · 06-20-2012, 11:33 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4496885]Welcome!

That guy 10 hamput spots lower than you? His name is Southside.

Perhaps you have a hard up friend you can hook him up with?[/QUOTE]

That might as well be in Chinese to her. Unless she's lurked for a while.

shakin318 · 06-20-2012, 11:42 PM

[QUOTE=Carlton;4496897]That might as well be in Chinese to her. Unless she's lurked for a while.[/QUOTE]

Um, it really wasn't for her.

But at least now she knows what a barrel of laughs you can be.

WestCoastOffensive · 06-21-2012, 01:04 AM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4496903]Um, it really wasn't for her.

But at least now she knows what a barrel of laughs you can be.[/QUOTE]

Look at him, hiding behind a bourgeoisie black comedian. Not sure he gets it. :/

Timmy® · 06-21-2012, 05:43 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE]

[url]

Big L · 06-21-2012, 08:29 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE]

Did I miss the Hampur headlines? Engaged? How'd she pop the question?

[SIZE="1"](Assuming it's a she)[/SIZE]

quantum · 06-21-2012, 08:35 AM

I've heard its a lot like cigarettes and buttsecks in prison.

Confirm or deny?

crossfire · 06-21-2012, 08:52 AM

[QUOTE=Big L;4497002]Did I miss the Hampur headlines? Engaged? How'd she pop the question?

[SIZE="1"](Assuming it's a she)[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1097249.1339954723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/mouth_with_tongue_depressor_sticker-p217895916093345920qjcl_400.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://reproductivehealths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soon-pregnant2.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.engagementringcut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mens-gold-wedding-ring.jpg[/IMG]

Lone Star Lady · 06-21-2012, 09:03 AM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4496641]Discuss.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4496649]It's about time someone said something; I was tired of getting on a bus that went nowhere.

I play for the name on the FRONT of the forum. :yes:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496652]Then explain shakin.

Oh, I mean, what? Yes. Heckuva job, Brownie.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=jetswin;4496656]where the hell did I put my octopus?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=32green;4496705]"Your squid inseminated my mouth!"

"That.... Is not my squid"

-[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=crasherino;4496712]It can be expensive though. Do you know how much us newer mods gotta kick back to the old timers?

I'm sure you all know how it is with guys like JW and Jumba....Didn't shake down any Newbies this week? Fuk you, pay me! sg3 is late with him money for reinstating his arse? Fuk you, pay me![/QUOTE]

Lookee at all the modley ones in the hampur!

Who's minding the Pfail? :D

crasherino · 06-21-2012, 09:21 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496879]Yes, who is that guy over there, treating the open bar like an all-you-can-eat buffet? [I]What[/I] Insider? What hamper? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

I bet your fiancee sh!t herself when you told her you'd need 2 tables, minimum, for the guys from JI.

Big L · 06-21-2012, 09:27 AM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4497030][IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1097249.1339954723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/mouth_with_tongue_depressor_sticker-p217895916093345920qjcl_400.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://reproductivehealths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soon-pregnant2.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.engagementringcut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mens-gold-wedding-ring.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

LMFAO!

Warfish · 06-21-2012, 09:33 AM

I was once Mod.

Now, not exactly.

The Rise and Fall of The Warfish: One Man's Tale of Political Obsession and Insanity (due out Spet. 21st in Hardcover and Audiobook).

Carlton · 06-21-2012, 09:55 AM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4497030][IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1097249.1339954723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/mouth_with_tongue_depressor_sticker-p217895916093345920qjcl_400.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://reproductivehealths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soon-pregnant2.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.engagementringcut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mens-gold-wedding-ring.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:rotfl:

crasherino · 06-21-2012, 10:00 AM

[QUOTE=Lone Star Lady;4497046]Lookee at all the modley ones in the hampur!

Who's minding the Pfail? :D[/QUOTE]

As we all know, the Strip pretty much mods itself. Nothing to see there. Everyone is bored by the offseason and stays in line.

06-21-2012, 08:35 AM	#33
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	Modship isn't given. It's earned. I've heard its a lot like cigarettes and buttsecks in prison. Confirm or deny?

06-20-2012, 10:07 PM	#21
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE] <insert "it's a trap!" pic here>

06-20-2012, 10:11 PM	#22
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE] That just sealed my wedding invitation. "Who...is that, sweetums?" "Lol, the guy...you know, the guy from the website who said the thing about Squid-mouth insemination. Remember I was larfing? Let me bring you to him" :eek: -

06-20-2012, 10:31 PM	#23
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,045	I got this as a gift [IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtMmFW3dnTxvAxChgONnhiqNEDpQwX_vSqD1TQ8qO-0dzOzR3x[/IMG]

06-20-2012, 10:34 PM	#24
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,385	[QUOTE=32green;4496835]That just sealed my wedding invitation. "Who...is that, sweetums?" "Lol, the guy...you know, the guy from the website who said the thing about Squid-mouth insemination. Remember I was larfing? Let me bring you to him" :eek: -[/QUOTE] :rofl:

06-20-2012, 10:56 PM	#25
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 724	[QUOTE=crasherino;4496712]It can be expensive though. Do you know how much us newer mods gotta kick back to the old timers? I'm sure you all know how it is with guys like JW and Jumba....Didn't shake down any Newbies this week? Fuk you, pay me! sg3 is late with him money for reinstating his arse? Fuk you, pay me![/QUOTE] haha! It's never fun being the new bull in the herd. At least Sooth runs a tight ship here....TGG is a 3-ring circus of dumb****ery.

06-20-2012, 11:06 PM	#26
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,103	[QUOTE=32green;4496835]That just sealed my wedding invitation. "Who...is that, sweetums?" "Lol, the guy...you know, the guy from the website who said the thing about Squid-mouth insemination. Remember I was larfing? Let me bring you to him" :eek: -[/QUOTE] Yes, who is that guy over there, treating the open bar like an all-you-can-eat buffet? [I]What[/I] Insider? What hamper? :rolleyes:

06-20-2012, 11:22 PM	#27
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	[QUOTE=Gata;4496807]More power to ya ![/QUOTE] Welcome! That guy 10 hamput spots lower than you? His name is Southside. Perhaps you have a hard up friend you can hook him up with?

06-20-2012, 11:33 PM	#28
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,385	[QUOTE=shakin318;4496885]Welcome! That guy 10 hamput spots lower than you? His name is Southside. Perhaps you have a hard up friend you can hook him up with?[/QUOTE] That might as well be in Chinese to her. Unless she's lurked for a while.

06-20-2012, 11:42 PM	#29
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	[QUOTE=Carlton;4496897]That might as well be in Chinese to her. Unless she's lurked for a while.[/QUOTE] Um, it really wasn't for her. But at least now she knows what a barrel of laughs you can be.

06-21-2012, 01:04 AM	#30
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,680	[QUOTE=shakin318;4496903]Um, it really wasn't for her. But at least now she knows what a barrel of laughs you can be.[/QUOTE] Look at him, hiding behind a bourgeoisie black comedian. Not sure he gets it. :/

06-21-2012, 05:43 AM	#31
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,523	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE] [url]

06-21-2012, 08:29 AM	#32
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496805]I just had to explain why I guffawed like a braying jackass to a room full of people (including my fiancee) discussing engagement party invitations.[/QUOTE] Did I miss the Hampur headlines? Engaged? How'd she pop the question? [SIZE="1"](Assuming it's a she)[/SIZE]

06-21-2012, 08:52 AM	#34
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,682	[QUOTE=Big L;4497002]Did I miss the Hampur headlines? Engaged? How'd she pop the question? [SIZE="1"](Assuming it's a she)[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1097249.1339954723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/mouth_with_tongue_depressor_sticker-p217895916093345920qjcl_400.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://reproductivehealths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soon-pregnant2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.engagementringcut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mens-gold-wedding-ring.jpg[/IMG]

06-21-2012, 09:03 AM	#35
Lone Star Lady Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: TX via MA via CT Posts: 1,836	[QUOTE=shakin318;4496641]Discuss.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4496649]It's about time someone said something; I was tired of getting on a bus that went nowhere. I play for the name on the FRONT of the forum. :yes:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496652]Then explain shakin. Oh, I mean, what? Yes. Heckuva job, Brownie.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=jetswin;4496656]where the hell did I put my octopus?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=32green;4496705]"Your squid inseminated my mouth!" "That.... Is not my squid" -[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=crasherino;4496712]It can be expensive though. Do you know how much us newer mods gotta kick back to the old timers? I'm sure you all know how it is with guys like JW and Jumba....Didn't shake down any Newbies this week? Fuk you, pay me! sg3 is late with him money for reinstating his arse? Fuk you, pay me![/QUOTE] Lookee at all the modley ones in the hampur! Who's minding the Pfail? :D

06-21-2012, 09:21 AM	#36
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,827	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4496879]Yes, who is that guy over there, treating the open bar like an all-you-can-eat buffet? [I]What[/I] Insider? What hamper? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] I bet your fiancee sh!t herself when you told her you'd need 2 tables, minimum, for the guys from JI.

06-21-2012, 09:27 AM	#37
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	[QUOTE=crossfire;4497030][IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1097249.1339954723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/mouth_with_tongue_depressor_sticker-p217895916093345920qjcl_400.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://reproductivehealths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soon-pregnant2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.engagementringcut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mens-gold-wedding-ring.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] LMFAO!

06-21-2012, 09:33 AM	#38
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	I was once Mod. Now, not exactly. The Rise and Fall of The Warfish: One Man's Tale of Political Obsession and Insanity (due out Spet. 21st in Hardcover and Audiobook).

06-21-2012, 09:55 AM	#39
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,385	[QUOTE=crossfire;4497030][IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1097249.1339954723!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/mouth_with_tongue_depressor_sticker-p217895916093345920qjcl_400.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://reproductivehealths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soon-pregnant2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.engagementringcut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mens-gold-wedding-ring.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] :rotfl:

06-21-2012, 10:00 AM	#40
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,827	[QUOTE=Lone Star Lady;4497046]Lookee at all the modley ones in the hampur! Who's minding the Pfail? :D[/QUOTE] As we all know, the Strip pretty much mods itself. Nothing to see there. Everyone is bored by the offseason and stays in line.