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Fishooked · 06-24-2012, 01:14 PM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE]

This post alone makes this a HOF thread.

/END ****ING THREAD!!!

:D

RazorJet · 06-24-2012, 01:46 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4499519]I didn't know you people likes boats.[/QUOTE]

What do you mean" you people".:D

CraigFL · 06-24-2012, 01:51 PM

similarly, my wife of 19 years just told me she wants a Challenger because she loves muscle cars....so why to F have I been buying sports cars?

PlumberKhan · 06-24-2012, 03:07 PM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE]

LOLZ!!

Jungle Shift Jet · 06-24-2012, 03:10 PM

[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4499553]And then some![/QUOTE]

Didn't your wife say you could have a boat 2 days ago? :dunno:

Brooklyn Jet · 06-24-2012, 04:06 PM

[QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4499535]A better tack might be to befriend a boat owner and buy the beer and bait.[/QUOTE]

This guy gets it.

32green · 06-24-2012, 04:56 PM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4499441]Next weekend you should take her for a picnic at the strip club.

Then just wait.[/QUOTE]

HAHA!

[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE]

Friggin genius!

:D

LMAO

[QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4499535] A better tack might be to befriend a boat owner and buy the beer and bait. [/QUOTE]

Did that in my 20's...had a group of about 5 pals with boats and I would alternate between them. We often tied all five together and hung out in LI sound. Then...they all got married....and pop pop pop....pop pop, all the boatses...... disappeared.:( and unhappy chubby dudes.....appeared.

Anyhoo, agreed that used is the way to go. This would be mostly a fresh water lake thing, so hopefully that cuts down on the maintenance and work.

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Timmy® · 06-24-2012, 08:01 PM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511]
[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]
[/QUOTE]

LMFAO!

NYJCAP2 · 06-24-2012, 09:00 PM

[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE]

Stand up; take a bow.

:clapper:

Jungle Shift Jet · 06-24-2012, 09:12 PM

If only breathing bubbles were visible above water level w/ a distorted head underwater the blowed up boat tableau would have been classic. As it stands I give it 4 stars

Jets Things · 06-24-2012, 09:14 PM

Black guys can swim?

Bonhomme Richard · 06-24-2012, 10:27 PM

Cro-fire wins the internets.

BushyTheBeaver · 06-24-2012, 10:32 PM

Definitely yes to get a boat. I love mine and can't believe I waited so long to get one. And it doesn't have to be a ton off money and work if you keep it simple. Especially as you say you're looking for a freshwater lake boat which will reduce wear and maintainence. The hull if it's solid is unlikely to give you any problems anyway. All the motor will need is winterizing at the end of each season which you can do in an afternoon. Until something on it breaks, that is. But then you deal with it.

Definite yes to buying used. Craig's List is as good a place as any to start looking, get a sense of what's available and what average asking prices are for different rigs. Like when buying a car, look for a seller who took good care of it. You can usually tell just by asking a few questions over the phone. If he's clueless, that's a bad sign. When making an appointment to check out a boat, tell the seller you'll want to try starting the engine cold (and then when you show up feel the block to make sure he didn't cheat and warm it up aforehand). Also if it's an older boat/motor, find out if the original fuel lines, gaskets, etc. have been replaced with newer ones that are impervious to ethanol. If not but you like the engine anyway, make replacing those things #1 on your to do list. And last, make sure the seller has all the legal stuff straight (title in his name, current registration, hin plate on boat etc.). Research before buying all the things your state requires to allow you to register a boat. Make sure the seller can provide it or walk from the deal.

A great web site for boaters is thehulltruth.com. A great place to research, learn, and ask questions. Just avoid the user named Bushy. He's a doosh.

Fishooked · 06-25-2012, 07:50 AM

#1 rule of boat launching - make sure the drain plug is in.
Everyone makes this mistake at least once.

Also Im sure everyone has witnessed some form of dumbassedry at the boat launch.

[IMG]http://www.southbayriders.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=257814&d=[/IMG]

brady's a catcher · 06-25-2012, 08:06 AM

[QUOTE=Fishooked;4499817][B]#1 rule of boat launching - make sure the butt plug is in.[/B]
Everyone makes this mistake at least once.

Also Im sure everyone has witnessed some form of dumbassedry at the boat launch.

[IMG]http://www.southbayriders.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=257814&d=[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:eek:

Big L · 06-25-2012, 08:32 AM

32 on his new boat

[IMG]http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/8740/caddyshack5ty2.jpg[/IMG]

frostlich · 06-25-2012, 09:15 AM

Just in case "The Raging Queen" has already been taken, here's a boat naming generator:

[url]http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamer[/url]

lamont_jordan_rules · 06-25-2012, 09:31 AM

... what a gyp! ...

... thought i was going to see ...

[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/S-CyLizsqhI/AAAAAAAAJnw/9YzHVBf__C8/s1600/monica-bellucci.jpg[/IMG]

l_j_r

RaoulDuke · 06-25-2012, 09:44 AM

[QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4499472]I suggest motor boating...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.

When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B]

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]

[B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE]

:rofl:

32green · 06-25-2012, 09:46 AM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4499724]Definitely yes to get a boat. I love mine and can't believe I waited so long to get one. And it doesn't have to be a ton off money and work if you keep it simple. Especially as you say you're looking for a freshwater lake boat which will reduce wear and maintainence. The hull if it's solid is unlikely to give you any problems anyway. All the motor will need is winterizing at the end of each season which you can do in an afternoon. Until something on it breaks, that is. But then you deal with it.

Definite yes to buying used. Craig's List is as good a place as any to start looking, get a sense of what's available and what average asking prices are for different rigs. Like when buying a car, look for a seller who took good care of it. You can usually tell just by asking a few questions over the phone. If he's clueless, that's a bad sign. When making an appointment to check out a boat, tell the seller you'll want to try starting the engine cold (and then when you show up feel the block to make sure he didn't cheat and warm it up aforehand). Also if it's an older boat/motor, find out if the original fuel lines, gaskets, etc. have been replaced with newer ones that are impervious to ethanol. If not but you like the engine anyway, make replacing those things #1 on your to do list. And last, make sure the seller has all the legal stuff straight (title in his name, current registration, hin plate on boat etc.). Research before buying all the things your state requires to allow you to register a boat. Make sure the seller can provide it or walk from the deal.

A great web site for boaters is thehulltruth.com. A great place to research, learn, and ask questions. Just avoid the user named Bushy. He's a doosh.[/QUOTE]

Thankyou. A helpful reply. I'd invite you on my new boat, but you are a chowd.

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06-24-2012, 09:12 PM	#30
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,033	If only breathing bubbles were visible above water level w/ a distorted head underwater the blowed up boat tableau would have been classic. As it stands I give it 4 stars Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 06-24-2012 at 09:15 PM.

06-24-2012, 01:14 PM	#21
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,673	[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely. When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat." When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances. When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS. Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE] This post alone makes this a HOF thread. /END ****ING THREAD!!! :D

06-24-2012, 01:46 PM	#22
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,615	[QUOTE=FF2®;4499519]I didn't know you people likes boats.[/QUOTE] What do you mean" you people".:D

06-24-2012, 01:51 PM	#23
CraigFL still a rookie after 4 years. should be SanchezFL Rookie Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Cape Coral, FL Posts: 987	similarly, my wife of 19 years just told me she wants a Challenger because she loves muscle cars....so why to F have I been buying sports cars?

06-24-2012, 03:07 PM	#24
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,013	[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely. When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat." When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances. When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS. Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE] LOLZ!!

06-24-2012, 03:10 PM	#25
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,033	[QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;4499553]And then some![/QUOTE] Didn't your wife say you could have a boat 2 days ago? :dunno:

06-24-2012, 04:06 PM	#26
Brooklyn Jet Ever been arrested? All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 5,266	[QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4499535]A better tack might be to befriend a boat owner and buy the beer and bait.[/QUOTE] This guy gets it.

06-24-2012, 04:56 PM	#27
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=shakin318;4499441]Next weekend you should take her for a picnic at the strip club. Then just wait.[/QUOTE] HAHA! [QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely. When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat." When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances. When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS. Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE] Friggin genius! :D LMAO [QUOTE=The Boston Patriot;4499535] A better tack might be to befriend a boat owner and buy the beer and bait. [/QUOTE] Did that in my 20's...had a group of about 5 pals with boats and I would alternate between them. We often tied all five together and hung out in LI sound. Then...they all got married....and pop pop pop....pop pop, all the boatses...... disappeared.:( and unhappy chubby dudes.....appeared. Anyhoo, agreed that used is the way to go. This would be mostly a fresh water lake thing, so hopefully that cuts down on the maintenance and work. -

06-24-2012, 08:01 PM	#28
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,469	[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] LMFAO!

06-24-2012, 09:00 PM	#29
NYJCAP2 All League Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Boston Posts: 3,816	[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely. When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat." When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances. When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS. Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE] Stand up; take a bow. :clapper:

06-24-2012, 09:14 PM	#31
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,405	Black guys can swim?

06-24-2012, 10:27 PM	#32
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,085	Cro-fire wins the internets.

06-24-2012, 10:32 PM	#33
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	Definitely yes to get a boat. I love mine and can't believe I waited so long to get one. And it doesn't have to be a ton off money and work if you keep it simple. Especially as you say you're looking for a freshwater lake boat which will reduce wear and maintainence. The hull if it's solid is unlikely to give you any problems anyway. All the motor will need is winterizing at the end of each season which you can do in an afternoon. Until something on it breaks, that is. But then you deal with it. Definite yes to buying used. Craig's List is as good a place as any to start looking, get a sense of what's available and what average asking prices are for different rigs. Like when buying a car, look for a seller who took good care of it. You can usually tell just by asking a few questions over the phone. If he's clueless, that's a bad sign. When making an appointment to check out a boat, tell the seller you'll want to try starting the engine cold (and then when you show up feel the block to make sure he didn't cheat and warm it up aforehand). Also if it's an older boat/motor, find out if the original fuel lines, gaskets, etc. have been replaced with newer ones that are impervious to ethanol. If not but you like the engine anyway, make replacing those things #1 on your to do list. And last, make sure the seller has all the legal stuff straight (title in his name, current registration, hin plate on boat etc.). Research before buying all the things your state requires to allow you to register a boat. Make sure the seller can provide it or walk from the deal. A great web site for boaters is thehulltruth.com. A great place to research, learn, and ask questions. Just avoid the user named Bushy. He's a doosh.

06-25-2012, 07:50 AM	#34
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,673	#1 rule of boat launching - make sure the drain plug is in. Everyone makes this mistake at least once. Also Im sure everyone has witnessed some form of dumbassedry at the boat launch. [IMG]http://www.southbayriders.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=257814&d=[/IMG]

06-25-2012, 08:06 AM	#35
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,683	[QUOTE=Fishooked;4499817][B]#1 rule of boat launching - make sure the butt plug is in.[/B] Everyone makes this mistake at least once. Also Im sure everyone has witnessed some form of dumbassedry at the boat launch. [IMG]http://www.southbayriders.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=257814&d=[/IMG][/QUOTE] :eek:

06-25-2012, 08:32 AM	#36
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,052	32 on his new boat [IMG]http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/8740/caddyshack5ty2.jpg[/IMG]

06-25-2012, 09:15 AM	#37
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,963	Just in case "The Raging Queen" has already been taken, here's a boat naming generator: [url]http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamer[/url]

06-25-2012, 09:31 AM	#38
lamont_jordan_rules Can't Wait To See Marty Mornhinweg's Offense! Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Atlanta via NJ Posts: 6,238	... what a gyp! ... ... thought i was going to see ... [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/S-CyLizsqhI/AAAAAAAAJnw/9YzHVBf__C8/s1600/monica-bellucci.jpg[/IMG] l_j_r

06-25-2012, 09:44 AM	#39
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,869	[QUOTE=AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite;4499472]I suggest motor boating...[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely. When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat." When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B] [IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG] [B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances. When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS. Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE] :rofl:

06-25-2012, 09:46 AM	#40
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4499724]Definitely yes to get a boat. I love mine and can't believe I waited so long to get one. And it doesn't have to be a ton off money and work if you keep it simple. Especially as you say you're looking for a freshwater lake boat which will reduce wear and maintainence. The hull if it's solid is unlikely to give you any problems anyway. All the motor will need is winterizing at the end of each season which you can do in an afternoon. Until something on it breaks, that is. But then you deal with it. Definite yes to buying used. Craig's List is as good a place as any to start looking, get a sense of what's available and what average asking prices are for different rigs. Like when buying a car, look for a seller who took good care of it. You can usually tell just by asking a few questions over the phone. If he's clueless, that's a bad sign. When making an appointment to check out a boat, tell the seller you'll want to try starting the engine cold (and then when you show up feel the block to make sure he didn't cheat and warm it up aforehand). Also if it's an older boat/motor, find out if the original fuel lines, gaskets, etc. have been replaced with newer ones that are impervious to ethanol. If not but you like the engine anyway, make replacing those things #1 on your to do list. And last, make sure the seller has all the legal stuff straight (title in his name, current registration, hin plate on boat etc.). Research before buying all the things your state requires to allow you to register a boat. Make sure the seller can provide it or walk from the deal. A great web site for boaters is thehulltruth.com. A great place to research, learn, and ask questions. Just avoid the user named Bushy. He's a doosh.[/QUOTE] Thankyou. A helpful reply. I'd invite you on my new boat, but you are a chowd. -