Socks: The where/how do you wear them thread

BushyTheBeaver · 06-25-2012, 09:35 PM

Do you wear socks? What kind of socks do you wear? Do you have special socks for special occasions (Easter, executions, prostate examinations, etc.)? Do you name your socks? Do you have a sock puppet? Do you wear it on your dormant hand or your monkey's paw? Do you ever put it on your winkie and hop around like a Frenchman? Have you ever fallen in love with a sock? Have you ever gotten a sock into trouble and had to marry it? Are you married to a sock right now?

This is the thread where you talk about socks. :banana:

JetPotato · 06-25-2012, 09:40 PM

The Red ones are in last place

shakin318 · 06-25-2012, 10:36 PM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4500730]Do you wear socks? What kind of socks do you wear? Do you have special socks for special occasions (Easter, executions, prostate examinations, etc.)? Do you name your socks? Do you have a sock puppet? Do you wear it on your dormant hand or your monkey's paw? Do you ever put it on you winkie and hop around like a Frenchman? Have you ever fallen in love with a sock? Have you ever gotten a sock into trouble and had to marry it? Are you married to a sock right now?

This is the thread where you talk about socks. :banana:[/QUOTE]

Southside, we have a rule about posting under multiple identities.

Bonhomme Richard · 06-25-2012, 11:02 PM

I like argyle socks.

BushyTheBeaver · 06-25-2012, 11:35 PM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4500789]I like argyle socks.[/QUOTE]

Pattern-wise they're they're the class of the sock world.

But unless you employ a sock jockey how do you keep them matched up?

Bonhomme Richard · 06-25-2012, 11:42 PM

[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4500827]Pattern-wise they're they're the class of the sock world.

But unless you employ a sock jockey how do you keep them matched up?[/QUOTE]

I'm careful with my socks.

2milehighJet · 06-26-2012, 12:34 AM

Like Flea

Fishooked · 06-26-2012, 06:36 AM

[QUOTE=JetPotato;4500733]The Red ones are in last place[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://rclol.com/img/lol-eggs-rage-face.jpeg[/IMG]

PlumberKhan · 06-26-2012, 06:47 AM

My left one is always inside out.

brady's a catcher · 06-26-2012, 07:15 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4500834]I'm careful with my socks.[/QUOTE]

I suspect that this is the truest thing you've ever posted.

cr726 · 06-26-2012, 08:13 AM

[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4500789]I like argyle socks.[/QUOTE]

With matching vest? :D

crossfire · 06-26-2012, 08:16 AM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4500772]Southside, we have a rule about posting under multiple identities.[/QUOTE]

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RaoulDuke · 06-26-2012, 08:21 AM

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Jetworks · 06-26-2012, 11:26 AM

[QUOTE=shakin318;4500772]Southside, we have a rule about posting under multiple identities.[/QUOTE]

Ouch! That was really, really harsh, Shakin.

:noalienbecausewhatshakinsaidhastruth:

Lone Star Lady · 06-26-2012, 12:20 PM

The Sock Hampur

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AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 06-26-2012, 12:28 PM

Somebody needs to reign in the chowd...

FF2® · 06-27-2012, 02:53 PM

[QUOTE=JetPotato;4500733]The Red ones are in last place[/QUOTE]

FAIL!!!!!!!

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06-25-2012, 09:35 PM	#1
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	Socks: The where/how do you wear them thread Do you wear socks? What kind of socks do you wear? Do you have special socks for special occasions (Easter, executions, prostate examinations, etc.)? Do you name your socks? Do you have a sock puppet? Do you wear it on your dormant hand or your monkey's paw? Do you ever put it on your winkie and hop around like a Frenchman? Have you ever fallen in love with a sock? Have you ever gotten a sock into trouble and had to marry it? Are you married to a sock right now? This is the thread where you talk about socks. :banana: Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 06-25-2012 at 10:46 PM.

06-25-2012, 09:40 PM	#2
JetPotato fermenting Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 12,117	The Red ones are in last place

06-25-2012, 10:36 PM	#3
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,175	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4500730]Do you wear socks? What kind of socks do you wear? Do you have special socks for special occasions (Easter, executions, prostate examinations, etc.)? Do you name your socks? Do you have a sock puppet? Do you wear it on your dormant hand or your monkey's paw? Do you ever put it on you winkie and hop around like a Frenchman? Have you ever fallen in love with a sock? Have you ever gotten a sock into trouble and had to marry it? Are you married to a sock right now? This is the thread where you talk about socks. :banana:[/QUOTE] Southside, we have a rule about posting under multiple identities.

06-25-2012, 11:02 PM	#4
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,088	I like argyle socks.

06-25-2012, 11:35 PM	#5
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,922	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4500789]I like argyle socks.[/QUOTE] Pattern-wise they're they're the class of the sock world. But unless you employ a sock jockey how do you keep them matched up?

06-25-2012, 11:42 PM	#6
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,088	[QUOTE=BushyTheBeaver;4500827]Pattern-wise they're they're the class of the sock world. But unless you employ a sock jockey how do you keep them matched up?[/QUOTE] I'm careful with my socks.

06-26-2012, 12:34 AM	#7
2milehighJet Needs to sharpen his edges All League Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Breckenridge, CO Posts: 3,138	Like Flea

06-26-2012, 06:36 AM	#8
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,685	[QUOTE=JetPotato;4500733]The Red ones are in last place[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://rclol.com/img/lol-eggs-rage-face.jpeg[/IMG]

06-26-2012, 06:47 AM	#9
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,013	My left one is always inside out.

06-26-2012, 07:15 AM	#10
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,685	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4500834]I'm careful with my socks.[/QUOTE] I suspect that this is the truest thing you've ever posted.

06-26-2012, 08:13 AM	#11
cr726 Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,293	[QUOTE=Bonhomme Richard;4500789]I like argyle socks.[/QUOTE] With matching vest? :D

06-26-2012, 08:16 AM	#12
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,665	[QUOTE=shakin318;4500772]Southside, we have a rule about posting under multiple identities.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3709033+_820c4c3d6e20381a40de03c8010a82ed.jpg[/IMG]

06-26-2012, 08:21 AM	#13
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06-26-2012, 11:26 AM	#14
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,451	[QUOTE=shakin318;4500772]Southside, we have a rule about posting under multiple identities.[/QUOTE] Ouch! That was really, really harsh, Shakin. :noalienbecausewhatshakinsaidhastruth:

06-26-2012, 12:20 PM	#15
Lone Star Lady Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: TX via MA via CT Posts: 1,828	The Sock Hampur [IMG]http://s3.amazonaws.com/greenwala-attachments/production/attachments/2352/group_large/SOCK_MONKEY_CROWD.jpg?1247078567[/IMG]

06-26-2012, 12:28 PM	#16
AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite is all out of fuCks to give... All Pro Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,447	Somebody needs to reign in the chowd...

06-27-2012, 02:53 PM	#17
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,130	[QUOTE=JetPotato;4500733]The Red ones are in last place[/QUOTE] FAIL!!!!!!! [SIZE="1"](next to last)[/SIZE]