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Old 06-28-2012, 12:54 PM   #81
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SAR and SG3 as I would first sell them a Personal Stool License for 10K each to sit in the bar stool before I bought them some "free" beers.
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Old 06-28-2012, 12:55 PM   #82
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SAR and SG3 as I would first sell them a Personal Stool License for 10K each to sit in the bar stool before I bought them some "free" beers.
End thread.
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Old 06-28-2012, 12:57 PM   #83
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I think the list would be shorter who I wouldn't have a beer with. Seriously.

Thinking about the first Hampur union at my place, for starters--in no particular order (don't get all bent out of shape if you're not on the first cut of this--it's off the top of my head, which isn't very high, there will be tweaks to the list, and the seating chart is going to be a challenge):

FF2
Poli
Borgo
Timmy
PK
32
Dirt
Jetswin
Raoul
Shakin
WCO
Cross
Fish
Warfist
Peebag
Bushy
Paulie
Jungle
Jetworks
Jet Things
Dimitri
Dmitexxi
Sourceworks
AGAW
Lone Star
Savage
Potato
Ragu
Release
Crusher
Ches
BradyCatcher
BPatriot
AFCEast
Southside
Razor
RageAtl
LJR
Big L
Betsy (and her sister)
EM31
Jordy
Crash
Southpark
Ruby
Quantum
Jetstream23
Beerfish
Untouchable
Frost
Apache
Banks
2milehigh
LIdeadhead
Burger
Brooklyn
Queens
Titan
Bravo
Buzz
Ace
SdJet
Tokyo
gunnails
NYCap
The Turks
2Foolish
Flagman
Hess
Canada
Orange
RI
Greenwich
Flaming
Free
Batman
NYJCap
Sooth
Mike D
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Lotta dicks in that list.
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Old 06-28-2012, 01:04 PM   #84
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I dont like going to Jersey.

Hey, why dont we do it at the GreekPeak.

We can go to camp, watch some ball, bbq at the resort, get hammered and sleep it off with no one driving.

All on Sooth's dime.

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Old 06-28-2012, 01:12 PM   #85
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We can do it at my location... I will get a extra keg of Stella that day... all but SAR, as he is the spokesman for the antitailgaters.... J/K SAR
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Old 06-28-2012, 01:12 PM   #86
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Will any cats be there?
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Old 06-28-2012, 01:13 PM   #87
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I dont like going to Jersey.

Hey, why dont we do it at the GreekPeak.

We can go to camp, watch some ball, bbq at the resort, get hammered and sleep it off with no one driving.

All on Sooth's dime.

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Old 06-28-2012, 01:16 PM   #88
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Will any cats be there?
There's always...<wait for it>





































































a Chance.



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Old 06-28-2012, 01:18 PM   #89
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So who will be the first drunk hampurite attempting to breakdance?
Dibs
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Old 06-28-2012, 01:40 PM   #90
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a Chance.




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Old 06-28-2012, 02:04 PM   #91
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Apparently this was the pm with e-beer offer that Stokes sent to Dirt...

Hey Dirt,

Care to have an e-beer?

Stokes






faptastic



Strokes was PISSED when i politely rejected:




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Old 06-28-2012, 02:13 PM   #92
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I think it's going to happen someday.

Zepplin Hall Biergarten in Jersey City.

If we can get Raoul in NY, and can convince Timmy to drive down after getting EZ Pass, PK can bring Betsey and her sister, we might have the makings of at least a local Hampur Union. I'm sure WCO will fly in, jetstream too. Lot of other of these dicks are local. You know Warfist wouldn't miss it.

http://www.zeppelinhall.com/

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I have to say, I recently went there, and was thoroughly disappointed. Pretty weak beer list IMO. It's a shame, because it's a nice space, and pretty convenient.
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Old 06-28-2012, 02:32 PM   #93
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So who will be the first drunk hampurite attempting to breakdance?
hoggers love da "Jerky Moonwalk"


oh yeah
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Old 06-28-2012, 02:34 PM   #94
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I have to say, I recently went there, and was thoroughly disappointed. Pretty weak beer list IMO. It's a shame, because it's a nice space, and pretty convenient.
Really? Last time I was there they had about 40 different varieties on tap.

I'm not THAT picky

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Old 06-28-2012, 02:40 PM   #95
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faptastic

Strokes was PISSED when i politely rejected:
Yeah, so as I recall the exchange, I was in the Hampur one day, I think just after lunchtime and there was nobody else here, cept me and Dirt.

Nobody. Dead. Not even a mod.

So, as if I were sitting in a pub, I looked over the e-bar, see a familiar face and said, "hey, Dirtstar, wanna have a beer?"

The guy freaks because he thinks I'm coming on to him and I'm like "Dude, I'm not an ghey, you've seen pictures of my wife and kids. Is that what you are expecting? Maybe YOU'RE an ghey?!? "

True story.

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Old 06-28-2012, 02:40 PM   #96
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/radegast-hal...arten-brooklyn

Please give me a heads up when this is happening so I can record this rare migratory pattern for prosterity. Sockeye Salmon and the Hampurites appearing upstream in record numbers.


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Old 06-28-2012, 02:48 PM   #97
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Yeah, so as I recall the exchange, I was in the Hampur one day, I think just after lunchtime and there was nobody else here, cept me and Dirt.

Nobody. Dead. Not even a mod.

So, as if I were sitting in a pub, I looked over the e-bar, see a familiar face and said, "hey, Dirtstar, wanna have a beer?"

The guy freaks because he thinks I'm coming on to him and I'm like "Dude, I'm not an ghey, you've seen pictures of my wife and kids. Is that what you are expecting? Maybe YOU'RE an ghey?!? "

True story.

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see?


you're still pissed.
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Old 06-28-2012, 02:53 PM   #98
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see?


you're still pissed.
You're rejection was anything but polite.

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Old 06-28-2012, 02:56 PM   #99
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:00 PM   #100
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I think the list would be shorter who I wouldn't have a beer with. Seriously.

Thinking about the first Hampur union at my place, for starters--in no particular order (don't get all bent out of shape if you're not on the first cut of this--it's off the top of my head, which isn't very high, there will be tweaks to the list, and the seating chart is going to be a challenge):

FF2
Poli
Borgo
Timmy
PK
32
Dirt
Jetswin
Raoul
Shakin
WCO
Cross
Fish
Warfist
Peebag
Bushy
Paulie
Jungle
Jetworks
Jet Things
Dimitri
Dmitexxi
Sourceworks
AGAW
Lone Star
Savage
Potato
Ragu
Release
Crusher
Ches
BradyCatcher
BPatriot
AFCEast
Southside
Razor
RageAtl
LJR
Big L
Betsy (and her sister)
EM31
Jordy
Crash
Southpark
Ruby
Quantum
Jetstream23
Beerfish
Untouchable
Frost
Apache
Banks
2milehigh
LIdeadhead
Burger
Brooklyn
Queens
Titan
Bravo
Buzz
Ace
SdJet
Tokyo
gunnails
NYCap
The Turks
2Foolish
Flagman
Hess
Canada
Orange
RI
Greenwich
Flaming
Free
Batman
NYJCap
Sooth
Mike D
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Can't you just see all the deeks perusing the list? The list is here! I'm somebody now!

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